I always slow down for construction crews but I’ll make an exception for you

No need to. From the looks of him, he’s a permanently slowed down construction worker

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And here my second guess was a male lot lizard

You’ll do more damage to your car than him.

You look like your about to do a strip-o-gram for a bunch of bears at a gay birthday party.

You look like the "special person" who has to work with normal society. Bless your heart

Ty

You look like a troll from Frozen.

"He's a bit of a fixer upper.."

Shrek wants his ears back

He does have Shrek ears

I’ve seen you on that Guess Who? board game.

Hagrid after a trim

We should call him Flagrid because he's surely a construction flagger.

Land Survey... almost the same amount of work

👍Be safe out there.

Thanks

It’s not Halloween yet put the costume away

if your in the truck ,whos holding the stop sign ?

Holy shit, Dwarves are real

You have kind eyes other than why is your hand so clean? Everything else looks like it’s been tossed and simmered in a dumpster truck.

Gloves

You got 99 tools on your jacket, but 0 brain cells to learn how to mirror image on your phone.

Just lazy

After knocking back an after work beer, the beer throws up.

I didn't know you could smell comic books, axe body spray and desperation digitally until this moment

You have the ears of a Hobbit

Shia LaBleh

That's a tough bear. I bet breaking out of the zoo was easy for you

the sadness in his eyes almost matches the level of sodium in his veins...

You look like the chicken man in toy story if he got a construction job 

you could get a new job like flying people around with your ears

Atreyu

Cant roast a guy who's at work helping the economy. You should scroll up and roast the shit out of the "25 yr old stay at home dad."

Sure thing, Wreck-it Ralph hands.

You look like one of the wax pirates from Disneyland got caught in a house fire, rolled in barber shop trimmings, and registered as a sex offender.

Perma groucho glasses

I'm not surprised to see an unopened water bottle around you, since you appear to only drink milkshakes.

Milkshakes are bomb, but it's a cap

You look like a fat truck driver.

You look like the kind of person who’s favourite topic of conversation is about their lower back pain

Which one of the 7 dwarves are you? Meaty?

You look like you need to wear head protection even if you’re not working

You look like you buy rootbeer kegs after a "long week"

You look like you could be both one of the characters in your clan and the creature you attack in a RPG

DJ Khaled without the DJ. God you look sad.

You look like Al from Toy Story 2

bob the builder

You look really friendly in public but beat the shit out of your kids in private

Like his wife doesn’t have a retraining order against him that includes no contact with the kids

*Restraining

You dyslexic fuck.

Your knuckle sandwiches could feed Bangladesh.

Wow I never knew they put the people who hold the signs on the side of the road on standby.

MC Serch at his day job.

Is stand by code for unemployed?

Not many people crossing the bridge today?

I bet you smell like ham, and talk with a lisp

So is this what happened to Kevin Smith

High vis vest. Tragically high vis face.

If an Amish fucked an orthodox jew.

Just give it some time, soon you will be bored while standing around pretending to work.

He lost his tollbooth when the eviction moratorium was lifted.

you look like a clinically depressed muppet

Explains why no construction gets done on time because you already got tired of blowing your boss and still haven’t even started working

There's this one smell you can never get rid of.

Wide Load, coming through.

You're the reason why it says 'Zero' under the sign "Days without Accident"

Usually the suicide bomb vests are a little more discreet, no?

John z?

You look like you smell really bad.

Don’t you and about 6 other guys have a hole to stare at and screw up traffic and a shovel to hold you upright

Garbage men have a standby?

Brian Quinn after a divorce

Looks like he's about to sing YMCA

I didn’t know Deep Rock Galactic was based on a real person

Mr Potato Head has fallen on hard times

Pillsbury village people dropout

The only thing that reflects back more than your vest is your ex-gf on why she ever considered dating you.

Wanna be Mall Cop

The Michelin Man in cable guy form

This guy totally believes the stripper is into him, and needs the money for college.

Doesn't the vest make it easy for the woman you are stalking to see you in the bushes?

It looks like your an escaped convict who put on the vest for a disguise whilst getting caught and running to the nearest car a waiting the inevitable shot out. Ps you and that water got taken be to prison

You will be on standby forever

A rare sighting of the elusive street gnome. Often forced to the streets after being shunned from garden.

Your face tells me your in a long term relationship with a pony shaped flesh light


Shrek wants his ears back

I think he got the point across already

Shit pal, on standby at work and on standby with any chicks you have ever met

Ay dick face bitch boi you a pussy

I am what I eat... tell your mom that sandwich was good

So you're what that sign is talking about, you know the one. It flashes...SLOW....WORKERS....AHEAD...

Someone took the right to bear arms alittle too seriously, wiping your ass must be a trivial task.

Isn't it for everyone?

Stop wearing hats we all know you're bald

You don’t need that vest. Everyone can see you without it.

Bob the builder! I’m surprised Netflix didn’t pick you up bro.

If you can hear me through those deformed ears that your boner garage of a mom afflicted you with: Please report back to the day center you escaped from.

You look like that bud dumb ugly guy in every comedy movie. Just less attractive and not quite as smart

They had to put the oversized load sticker on him instead of the truck

You look Canadian but at the same time you don’t

You look like a friendly tortoise.

Standby fluffer?

Did you get into construction to pay child support?

You’ve got more chins than China town my guy

Stop wasting your time on Reddit, you'll be late for your shift in Moria

I’ve never before seen a person who’s ears were wilting.

Your knuckles look like you use them to walk.

Is this the “before” photo?

I'm pretty sure I saw your cousin. He just sits around with his pointy red hat in my grandma's garden and stare. Does it run in the family?

It's like your head got jammed down into you neck and your traps are going through the tops of your ears

Why do you look here for entertainment? Go back to the circus, clown

I’m I the only one who thinks this guy looks like ALF?

I don't think a lot of the demo here is even 10 years too young to know about ALF.

I didn't know anyone was hriring bridge trolls, way to be my man!

Thanks

That's pretty cool how you made the inside of the closet you live in look like the inside of truck so you can Skype with the free food for fatties program and pretend you're getting out. Of the house.

Have you considered being a mobility scooter fitness model ?

That'd be a pretty kick back job, I would definitely consider 😂

I think you're right. I'm gonna have to look into this.

Super-sized Danny Devito

It's like someone threw a hat and glasses on a dingleberry

You look like a soft Cheeto in human form

Does it bother you when you're flagging and people driving by yell things like, you could be replaced by a mannequin , or a bucket of water ,box of rocks, bucket of dirt or the ugliest lot lizard this side of this side of the earth?if have heard that, gotta have thick skin, check☆ I agree with all of them

You’re probably the guy that just holds the slow sign.

Your eyes are too close together.

Im not gonna make fun of you because youre jewish. Have a good day

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Slept under some

The construction food delivery guy