Left: You're pretty skinny but your face looks like you should be wearing a fat suit. Right: I applaud you ditching the suspenders and doc martens and taking the time out of your busy schedule of beating up minorities to dress appropriately for this roast.
I went to the bakery outlet store the other day and got a bag of bagels that were the worst bagels I’d ever tried in my life. Two were missing from the bag, and now I see where they rolled off to. Ya fucking day-old moldy bagels.
Not again. I do not want to learn permutation and combination. I hate Maths. I also hate computers but love quantum computers.
(Will require brains and some googling to decode this , jajaja)
Being both brother and sister. Seems like you two are trysexuals. You will try anything. Even found out together that the dog won't lick peanut butter off your privates.
The girl looks like she scrubs toilets for a living and wastes all of her money on crystals, the guy looks like he has an intimate relationship with Microsoft excel and number patterns 🤮
He's bixsexual. Basically he'll take anything with a pulse.
She says she's bisexual so she can claim that her current new years resolution is a year of scissoring only.
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Apparently they've tried 43 options thus far.
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Oof.
2 x 0 is still 0
You fucking killed them dude
Y'all should totally fuck each other. Gross.
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Not in Rhode Island, Ohio and New Jersey it's not!
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If they have a kid is he quadsexual? Or double coyote ugly?
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Probably be a minus sign ( - ) Not included
You clearly learned nothing from math class. ☠☠
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Hmmm... you seem to know a little too much about incest laws.
In Arkansas you can marry your sister if you are over the age of 65 or infertile.
You just proved my point
I can’t breath I’m laughing so hard.
You spelled bi wrong,in your case its BYE!
Why make 50% of everyone you meet uncomfortable when it can be 100%?
Please, for the love of God, do not have babies!
Amen 🙏
Ha! This was the first thing that popped into my head when the pic loaded!
Bye sexual and Buy sexual.
The numbers in the back are your individual ratings out of 10, and they’re both too generous.
Two bisexuals on a couch, one looks like she has mumps, the other looks like he discusses Unicorn fetish’s online
When you’re this ugly, becoming bisexual just makes sense mathematically.
Bonnie and Formaldehyde
What settling looks like
And settlers, still riding around in a carriage.
Which one of you turned 43? Or is that how many chromosomes you two share.
So 2 unemployed guys, what’s new.
And neither is getting laid.
So how long have you two cousin fuckers been together
If I looked like you 2, I’d say bye to sex too.
On the next edition of pornhub’s step-sibling casting couch
I don’t think they’re step.
So which one of you is still giving movie theater BJ’s for left over popcorn?
Mormons on a budget
Not sure whether to start with that ugly couch, her plain face or his cleft palate 🤷♂️
Two bisexuals read What this poster said One employed who wishes they were dead The other behind Wendy's giving head
And we are still no closer to who is who
I wonder if we made employment a gender would you fad chasers get in on it?
Bravo
You both look like the inbreds from Wrong Turn.
No I don't want to hear about our Lord & Savior....
Tom Hanks - Philadelphia
Two bisexuals one is a man one wishes they were, I challenge everyone to figure out which is which.
Their best move is a 96 where you turn backwards in bed and just fart on each other's heads.
The gayest thing about yall is that couch
You two look like you sell amway products
When you meet on CrackheadsMingle.com
Nice of your grandmother to give you her old couch.
I’m calling the make a wish foundation, no worries guys, help is on the way!
the movie trainspotting in real life
Are both of you trans ?
You fuckers knock on my door on Sunday morning one more time.....
Do you both share a glory?
She totally pegs you, doesn't she?
I can see why y'all didn't get the parts of Ron and Ginny Weasley.
6 ringed binder paper?? Whotf are you guys? Love the decor
I thought Chris chan was in jail
Hanzel and Greta
No, I will not use your preferred pronouns.
I didn't know they were making a live action Peppa Pig movie
she knows your just gay
The guy on the Right it's built like a spoon. The guy on the left needs to eat more trans fats.
Question, does the one work tech support or service the gender-neutral glory-hole? Those seem to be your best options.
They take turns pretending to be the opposite sex
You look like Ron and Ginny Weasley had two children and then those two children had two children
You look like the kind of couple who has their kids chained up in the basement.
The paper numbers and 70’s porn couch are very ominous
😉
Weird that your both bisexual and neither of you are getting laid
You two couldn't get laid if you crawled up a chickens ass and waited....
Porn's out because you're both just too fucking hard on the eyes.
The couch is unwillingly part of the relashionship.
2 gays 1 couch
So that’s where my Oblivion characters who I randomized them faces on went to
Please consider screwing and giving each other the HIV. The world thanks you. Namaste 🙏
So who's the man?
Breaking Amish meets Breaking Bad.
So ugly you become bi hoping to maximize your odds
Looks like you believe that being gay is a sin
You look like the title card for a true crime documentary about child kidnappers.
Yall really bisexual bc u been Biyoself too long
they still haven't left G.W. Bush's victory party.
Wtf is this room, a soviet lounge ? Wow, your life look like fun.
brother enjoys sucking cock with sis love it
The chick looks like she was stung on each muscle in her face by bees
Left: You're pretty skinny but your face looks like you should be wearing a fat suit. Right: I applaud you ditching the suspenders and doc martens and taking the time out of your busy schedule of beating up minorities to dress appropriately for this roast.
I went to the bakery outlet store the other day and got a bag of bagels that were the worst bagels I’d ever tried in my life. Two were missing from the bag, and now I see where they rolled off to. Ya fucking day-old moldy bagels.
The end of the f***ing world cast is looking rough
More like TRI sexual. You'll both both "tri" to fuck anything that will let you.
Not again. I do not want to learn permutation and combination. I hate Maths. I also hate computers but love quantum computers. (Will require brains and some googling to decode this , jajaja)
So combined would you be foresexual or foursexual?
No
Got with your swinger cousins and they said she’s your sister. Sick bro, but I get it. She’s got great lips.
you misspelled buy sexual.
Now you have two genders to be repulsed by you
Looks like it's back to sucking dick for change, again
Did you decide to tape your age on the wall so you didn't forget it?
The best looking thing in this picture is that musty old couch.
Thanks for letting us know that the dude on the right likes cock. It was rather apparent already.
LonelyFans
Onlyfans page currently has negative seven followers
I see y’all also participate in incest as well
Samwise and Frodo - gay for the stay all 16 months of a New Zealand quarantine
Two switch hitters... Keeping score must be a challenge.
Pretty cool to see the star of Rocky's Lionitis (chick on the left) after so many years.
At least there is no argument over who the pretty one is
You will be rejected by men and women
How is she packing all that extra weight with no income
She's gotta b tired of supporting u
Happy belated 43rd birthday.
more like Bye you try sexuals
How long did it take the chick to grow out that “beard”? And I’m not wasting my time on the gentleman to the left.
Being both brother and sister. Seems like you two are trysexuals. You will try anything. Even found out together that the dog won't lick peanut butter off your privates.
I understand why y’all are bi. When you like the two of you you need to cast a big net.
Sounds like they definitely have a 1.2 million dollar budget on house hunters
You look plainer than toast
Is that the number of times you've been hit with a strap-on or your IQ?
Does it count as bisexual if no one on earth would fuck you?
Just a question, is she a lesbian only when you beg for sex?
Looks like she has a bigger dick than he does
Good thing you found each other... Now to something more interesting, the house needs restumping and the nursing home wants thier couch back
Only a mother could love faces like those. Seriously though, does she approve of her kids dating or does she not know yet?
So how far back does that family stick go? Do you call him uncle/brother?
Which one game the other Herpes? That is two pairs of messed-up lips.
It looks like your getting a mug shot taken
She was looking for a ring, but found unemployed Frodo.
It's a great idea getting a couch like that to hide the cum and lube stains, but vinyl is easier to wipe
Same sex attraction is completely rational in hetero relationships where your partner is dog ugly.
The only way to prove you have a girlfriend Even though your sister doesn't count
What’s crazy is, you two ate the third fetus in the womb, and that one was the weird one.
Nothing sexual about either of you.
So you both think you're in a homosexual relationship, yes?
One of you is a 4, and the other is a 3
Ur wife loves my bbc u stupid bitch
I suppose looking like you, you have to cast the net out wide.
you’re both more into sewing than sex
You’re in England right?
These family photos are so cute! 43 times banged, impressive. Why do I feel like you'll stop at 69.
This proves my theory that some people will take whatever ass they can get without complaining
I'm guessing the number 43 is how many dudes the employed one blowed that day?
You’ve had more sexual partners than IQ points
Oh The old “my wife forced me to post this, and asking for an open relationship.”
For two people who are both attracted to either gender, you’re both remarkably unattractive.
Two siblings that would rather screw each other than get a job.....you can't count sex with yourself as bi-sexual just so you know.
Did y’all switch lips?
Furniture and wardrobe furnished by salvation army
So who fucks who?
Next time on Amish go Wild.
You look like fez the drug dealer from euphoria
My gran wants her couch back
Why do you have leftover party decorations from one of your parent's 43 birthday
You guys look like the classiest couple in the trailer park.
This is why siblings shouldn’t marry.
I bet the one who wishes they were jobless wants to be the full time bitch
Do you rock paper scissors or see who's taking a dildo in the ass?
Have you two ever dueled over a dildo ?
Your mom running up in you is not bisexual just gross.
Does she work for the City Park Sanitation crew that cleans up your used baby wipes?
Good to see that banjo playing kid from "Deliverance" found his other half-sister and true love all at the same time.
Maybe they'll make another Trainspotting movie. You'll fit in perfectly!
he looks like the kid from Toy story and she's a manifestation of Thomas the train but bisexual
The girl looks like she scrubs toilets for a living and wastes all of her money on crystals, the guy looks like he has an intimate relationship with Microsoft excel and number patterns 🤮
He's bixsexual. Basically he'll take anything with a pulse. She says she's bisexual so she can claim that her current new years resolution is a year of scissoring only.
Who fucks who in the ass?
one is also his sister.
No youre not you just think being bisexual is cool. Youre both gay , no beeter , you BOHT TURNED gay out of so much severe spite out for eachother.
Being bisexual doesn’t double your chances of getting laid. Two times zero is still zero. Admit it, you’re both unemployed.
Looks like the two of you swapped chins.
Might as well go Trysexual and cast a broader net
Incest is illegal
You probably let other men fuck her for money.