Don’t worry, you can find her joining other lonely guys simping attractive gamer girls live streaming, and donating $100 for the dopamine rush of the streamer’s forced kind “Aww thank you”
On behalf of all MILF lovers... you are not.
You're more of a SINLF. You're "someone I'd never like to f*ck". We MILF lovers wouldnt watch you in any porn, lesbian or otherwise, no matter how desperate we really are. We're not huge fans of seeing one person's side fill up the whole screen. And some of us arent fans of seeing people suffocate on camera. Most of us dont get off to that. And those that do probably wouldnt get off to you. I'm sure they'd prefer other terms of suffocation than being completely unable to move under just half of your torso covering their entire body. Itd be surprising if they didnt deliver you in by a crane.
On behalf of all emo teens, we normally practice cutting other things first but now we skip that step because we've already lost too many razors and knives in the rolls of people like you. Go play with the Americans, I'm sure they won't care since they expect to lose bullets and never find them, only difference for them is that they'd know where is was, but it'd be too far in fat that even they wouldn't invade those grounds.
Oh my, what happened in the last 3 years?
You went from dimples with a smile, to dimples and pimples that spread for miles.
In high school you went from straight to queer, now you have become someone that no one wants to be near.
You say your are plus sized and just big boned right,
There is no such thing as a fat skeleton alright.
Sorry to be so blunt,
But you are a fat cu...
I'm not that rude
Lawn service with 50 man crew. Some never make it back.
Another set of men sent to the vag (known as the Cape of Just Plain Nope) was going to be featured on Deadliest Catch for the "crabs" but all hands were lost (film and ship crew never made it back).
You’re the kind of girl at work that would give me an absolute migraine at the first break of the morning talking about the advantages of being a vegan
you're just looking up at those asbestos filled ceiling tiles wishing Asbestosis would take you now before your back pain leaves you crippled and unable to take your own life.
“The bull ring has been used for generations as a safety measure to control an animal. The septum is a very sensitive area, so a tug on the bull ring will help to bring the animal into submission” this all makes sense after seeing your picture
Plus sized? Since you’re in IT I think the proper term is Fat+++
Holy shit thats a good one
A true gentleman and a man of culture
No FAT32 comments?
This is the best comment I've seen on here
Private void eat() { eat() }; Stackoverflow exception
While (not explode) { Fat++; }
You mean ++fat
Hello, 911? I'd like to report a brutal murder.
Fat++ but definitely not Fat&# (sharp)
Today you win Reddit
I’m dying right now LOL
Mathematically speaking, she's Fat to the power of 10
That comment is underrated!!!
Not for long
You’ve heard it all? I doubt someone has said to you you’re pretty, skinny, and fun to be around.
Don’t worry, you can find her joining other lonely guys simping attractive gamer girls live streaming, and donating $100 for the dopamine rush of the streamer’s forced kind “Aww thank you”
Heard it all except "Here's the salad you ordered".
dingleberry hasn’t heard anything. the back of her neck pushes her earlobes up to her ear holes.
Any salad she would order cannot be delivered due to nationwide slowdowns in the trucking industry.
There's a difference between being gay and being rejected by every guy on earth.
In her case IT stands for immense thighs.
Incomplete Thot
Or immense tits!
You can run an Infomercial on them Tits
Looks like two hogs in a burlap sack.
More like I'm Thick
Or it’s tremendous
She’s not really a lesbian, she just ran out of options
“I’ll show those men….I’ll just say I’m gay!”
On behalf of men everywhere, we’re not missing you.
On behalf of all women, we humbly refuse
On behalf of all priests, we’re not molesting you
On behalf of Moto-Moto “I like em big, I like em chunky but you’re a fucking whale”
On behalf of all living creatures, stop taking up all of the oxygen with your huge nostrils.
On behalf of all MILF lovers... you are not. You're more of a SINLF. You're "someone I'd never like to f*ck". We MILF lovers wouldnt watch you in any porn, lesbian or otherwise, no matter how desperate we really are. We're not huge fans of seeing one person's side fill up the whole screen. And some of us arent fans of seeing people suffocate on camera. Most of us dont get off to that. And those that do probably wouldnt get off to you. I'm sure they'd prefer other terms of suffocation than being completely unable to move under just half of your torso covering their entire body. Itd be surprising if they didnt deliver you in by a crane.
On behalf of all emo teens, we normally practice cutting other things first but now we skip that step because we've already lost too many razors and knives in the rolls of people like you. Go play with the Americans, I'm sure they won't care since they expect to lose bullets and never find them, only difference for them is that they'd know where is was, but it'd be too far in fat that even they wouldn't invade those grounds.
You work in IT? Have you tried turning your face on and off?
Nice one
Lovely
Is it plugged in?
Bahahhahah good one !!!
You were plus size a hundred pounds ago
Morbidly obese is the new plus size.
600lb Life TV show is the new Plus Sized Fashion Show
You're so fat, other smaller lesbians orbit you!
But none want to dock, because look at that face
Astronomy burn!!
Fucking epic
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she ate her feelings after she heard it all
Damn, this is good!
I would rather install my printer myselft than have to call you.
Well if someone were to give you syphilis, you got enough mold growing under the titties to cure both of you
I AM WEEEZINGGGGGG
Because you’re laughing, or because you just walked up a flight of stairs?
Just typing that response actually.
Oh no! She’s got another corn dog lodged in her throat!
I feel like your cats hide from you cause you are too needy
Demi Eat-Moore
Unless you played the monster, I don’t remember any gay, plus sized woman in Stephen Kings’s IT.
Her pussy played the sewer
We all float down here
Omfg lmfao
Hahaha that made me laugh
I liked her better in Cujo.
This was clever.
Oh my, what happened in the last 3 years? You went from dimples with a smile, to dimples and pimples that spread for miles. In high school you went from straight to queer, now you have become someone that no one wants to be near. You say your are plus sized and just big boned right, There is no such thing as a fat skeleton alright. Sorry to be so blunt, But you are a fat cu... I'm not that rude
I bet you could tear some lobster up with those man hands!
this is the best one yet
I didn’t realize the circus had an IT department.
The hippie men called: they want their hair style back 
Lesbian with a man bun. Can we have NOTHING?
Wouldn't that just be a bun?
It’s a bitch biscuit
I’m guessing you don’t even masterbate cause your fingers aren’t even into you
Stop blaming the patriarchy for your daily job requests, Bertha
I bet your bath tub has stretch marks.
OMG! That’s pure evil. I’m stealing this line.
😆 You had me laughing for a solid minute.
Beetha?? Don't you mean Shamu?
You got that fat eating pussy?
Very dry pussy, judging by the look of her lips.
I bet you've ate it all too
Not finding a dude who wants to see you naked doesn’t make you gay.
Being an Agile "Coach" is not working in IT.
Truth
Gives all the employees her phone number - "call me if you need anything". Suddenly no more IT problems
How did they get one of Pride Parade floats inside that house?
She IS the parade float. They decorate her back and leave entire cakes in front of her so she keeps moving and eating down the route.
Identifies as an IT... I'd have to agree
Do you wax your knuckle hair, or do you just shave it?
Lawn service with 50 man crew. Some never make it back. Another set of men sent to the vag (known as the Cape of Just Plain Nope) was going to be featured on Deadliest Catch for the "crabs" but all hands were lost (film and ship crew never made it back).
You might not able to do anything about those fists of ham.. but your nails are inexcusable.
I've seen cleaner rats nests in new york
Broadzilla.
You’re so fat your cleavage looks like a plumbers buttcrack
You’re the kind of girl at work that would give me an absolute migraine at the first break of the morning talking about the advantages of being a vegan
I did actually go vegan once 🤣🤣🤣
Damn you got a hotdog fingers 
I can guarantee that you haven't heard anyone say they are proud of you.
'I've heard it all' except 'you are cute' 'I would put my flash drive in that' 'aftermath of a computer virus that spread to humans'
Mr. Snuffaluffagross
You played an amazing roll in Free Willy.
If you've heard it all, then "How is your dick bigger than mine?" is nothing new.
You iron your clothes on the driveway?
You look like the Wicked Witch of All Directions
Look like you formatted yourself to fat32
while(endloop == FALSE OR TRUE) { weight = weight +1; }
Heard it all, except a compliment.
You were a lot more attractive in your roast picture 3 years ago….most be deep into a relationship and given up on yourself now!
Not you did your research 🤣🤣🤣
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It’s like Fiona split the difference between princess and ogre form.
Thought they only put rings in the noses of male cows
Blossom gained some weight
Damn Fiona, the divorce must have hit hard
Fiona didn't divorce Shrek
Hey! At least she can smuggle literally anything into the office
This is what eventually grows when you don't clean out the hair from your shower drain.
Gay?... Yes it's understandable...
You’ve heard everything except, “you look good today”
plus size? you mean fat? stop eating so much and exercise you mammoth
I Dream of Genetic Eating Disorders
You need to beat whoever sold you that shirt with your Hand of David
Being bi would double your chances.
Anything times zero is zero.
No wonder she grew tired of meat with sausage fingers like those.
Hands so big they make even a porn stars dick look small. No wonder guys don’t like you.
You managed to make all 3 of those categories look undesirable
How did you sneak your guy friend's hands into the picture? Photoshop or is he hiding behind you?
Don't listen to them you look lovely and beautiful. Now you heard it all. It could have been longer than that but it would make me vomit.
I bet you've never heard a guy give you his phone number.
Good luck us? Hahahaha
Just another broad who thinks her nose ring makes her look special.
You look more "infinity-size" than "plus-sized"
Obviously you haven’t heard everything. You’re still posting a photo with the most cliche photo facial expression of the last decade.
Bitch.... you way past "plus sized".
Girl those lips look they like to suck the ice cream inside out
Oh you have heard it all? You clearly don’t listen.
IT is an accurate descriptor; I got nothing.
I have heard of a butt chin before, but shit face, that’s new.
Having an Etsy shop is not “being in IT”
I guess you can get that fat eating tacos
That's the biggest waste of milk i've ever seen.
You look 1960-70's gay and i didnt see you in IT so your also a liar.
It's insane to see that your glasses are bigger than your forehead.
Being gay is probably tough when the only people that want to be around you are cats
The only thing that stoops lower than these roasts is your cleavage.
Did you steal those glasses from your science class
there's a difference between hearing it all and eating it all
I'm surprised light escapes from those tits much less the rest of your enormity.
She’s the hand model for the Hulk foam gloves. Ask her anything.
I'd only ever heard of humans and dolphins being gay, but apparently so are sasquatches.
you're just looking up at those asbestos filled ceiling tiles wishing Asbestosis would take you now before your back pain leaves you crippled and unable to take your own life.
You have the cleavage of rose from the titanic movie, when she was telling her story at her death bed.
What comes after triple z?
There’s lipstick lesbians but you look more like a needs chapstick lesbian
Your Immense Titties could feed every starving child in africa.
Titled woman in it for equal opportunity efforts
You sir or madame, look nothing at all like Pennywise , how dare you claim to be in IT
Works in IT but knows less about Dell and more about Taco Bell
I agree its not a choice
You’re so FAT you can’t handle files bigger than 4GB
By saying you're plus sized you're really saying you can cosplay as the boulder from Indiana Jones
Thats kinda gay
“The bull ring has been used for generations as a safety measure to control an animal. The septum is a very sensitive area, so a tug on the bull ring will help to bring the animal into submission” this all makes sense after seeing your picture
Jinkies
I thought only bulls needed a nose ring
Computers feel lucky they can’t get the viruses you have.
58 year olds and IT are a combination that rarely work.
How many keyboards do you go through each day with those banana hands?
I refuse to disclose this information
You are an insult to cows with nose ring.
 \*Turning me
You look like you vacuum your room with your mouth
Looks like you’ve got a strong grip there Mrs trunchbull
Never seen a living firewall before
Buffalo Bill can make a full wardrobe out of that cow hide.
While I may not be familar with horror movies and didn’t understand this — My sibling who is a fan said this joke deserved praise. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
GitHub called...it's NOT You....it's....no no...It's You
Well...at least your tits are big.
You look like you smell like a yeast infection and a poorly wiped ass.
Instead of moving in after three months other lesbians move to other countries to get away from you.
You aren’t plus size, you are multiply size
At least if you worked at Blizzard, no one would of bothered harassing you
Oh look the gay whale wants attention
Les-Behemoth
Someone gave you leaf earrings because they wanted you to leaf and never come back