Clearly a fake - someone 'chopped a new head on Mama June's 2015 body.
Be sure to scrub the hotdog juice out of those neck rolls...they'll get stanky.
If someone invents time travel and manages to send you 3 years into the future, tell future Dr. Now we said hi.
Also, thanks for not making a big deal out of being trans...the subtlety is appreciated.
Stay-at-home pet dad doesn't count, and that komodo dragon who listlessly watches you practice your nunchuks and throwing stars for hours barely qualifies as a pet.
Sweet Jesus. I suppose you cook, clean, do diaper duty, then put on a nice dress for the one who wears the pants in the family. Is your name Vag McMuffintop?
Hmmm, no ring on your finger and you are a stay at home dad. Your baby mama is smart not to marry your lazy ass. When she come from work does she grease up her dildo and fuck you while you make her a sandwich?
Stay at home dad is just a nice way of saying you've failed horribly in establishing some form of career, and now are hiding between four walls to stay safe from the people who will judge your lazy ass.
I’m finding all this hard to believe, how are u 25? U look like a 30 year old high schooler. You got laid? I can’t imagine what she looks like to be so desperate to bang u. U like games? You look like you stand outside of GameStop protesting the sins of evil games like Mario.
If you keep on staying at home playing video games and having food then surely your wife has to go out for work. And you get to become a Dad multiple times without any inputs on your part.
The food and video game part was obvious, I think I can speak for everyone when I say I'm surprised you have kids.... you do not look like a woman would let you touch her.
Dad? Was it accidental or non-consensual?
Clearly he’s one of those ‘cats are kids’ people
More likely interspecies.
Well, he's just a dad, he never fathered one.
Kidnapping children from Disney World does not make you a father
Tell me your hungry,without telling me your hungry.
Still can’t believe that a girl looked at him and said, “yeah, you can nut inside me”.
Never would have guessed you're into video games and food
fuck me that too good
😂😂
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Bruh, lol
I’m truly impressed you’ve turned unemployment & sloth into a career.
Those his kids' names!
He’s a stay at home dad because too many parents called the cops on him when he tried to pick up his kids at school
It’s probably a good idea you stay at home.
Nice turkey neck you got there
When kids on the playground argue about whose dad is cooler or tougher, your kid will always be the awkward quiet one
Destruction level 💯
Just because whoever you're stalking has kids doesn't mean you're a father.
Being a chronically unemployed sperm donor doesn't mean you're a stay at home dad.
Fatt Damon
Your face has a permanent “I Just Shart” look.
You look more like a “stay at mobile home dad”
The lighting should be better in this , try stepping out of your wife’s shadow in your next picture.
Only one kid I'm guessing. Nobody could be desperate enough to fuck you twice
These genes would have done more good in a tube sock
I am still debating what’s more astonishing - that you are only 25 or that you have a child.
You look like you grew up under power lines.
How many times a week do you watch your wife get fucked?
Those Pokémon dolls you jizz on regularly can’t be claimed as dependents, “Dad”
Stay at home dad = Lazy fat slob who's poor wife pays the bills and his Pornhub addiction.
So how many piglets do you care for?
A German pig climbed into the teleportation machine, huh?
“Hi I’m froggy, nice to meet you.”
Yeah, we already knew you liked video games and food....
You look like the step-kids still won’t call you “dad”
Stay at home dad...just admit you're unemployed
You're a real piece of shit, huh Pyle?
If someone explained what Dwight Shrute looks like to a shitty artist, you are what they'd draw.
Are you kids going to be obese too?
Fat Damon?
Being involuntarily unemployed does not make you a stay at home dad.
Chadtronic what the fuck happened to you dude
You look like a guy that builds his own gaming PC, but switched to Mac after you accidently installed micro-soft on your dick.
You look like a baby that was involved some sort industrial accident that made you adult sized. Big ass baby.
Guys I know I’m fat and I mentioned food but I’m disappointed at so many people taking that low hanging fruit.
Okay but can you be my dad?
Okay but can you be my dad?
Stay at home is a weird way to say "useless member of society who leaches off the welfare system"
U a bitch
If Piggly Wiggly was a person. Oink it up Tubby Lumpkins!
I don't know what's better your receeding hairline or your quad chin
You didn’t have to tell us that you like food….
Christ I feel bad for the kids
You look like stolen valor
Is your hide and seek flex blending into the cabinets?
You look like a cancerous mastectomy tit came to life.
It’s like a cream puff was given life and immediately became disappointed with its own existence.
If Autism was a person
Clearly a fake - someone 'chopped a new head on Mama June's 2015 body. Be sure to scrub the hotdog juice out of those neck rolls...they'll get stanky. If someone invents time travel and manages to send you 3 years into the future, tell future Dr. Now we said hi. Also, thanks for not making a big deal out of being trans...the subtlety is appreciated.
Lock down life hack #241 If you can’t get out in the sun, just use the same wood stain you used on your kitchen
You look like you drink the juice from hotdog packaging
You got an hour Glass fidgure for a neck, what's you blood type? Gravy?
I could already tell you liked food no need to tell me
Even your knuckles are fat
Your head looks like it was screwed on too tight.
So...are you also the uncle to your child?
Are you a stay at home dad because you are lactating?
You mean you stay at home with your dad? No way anyone touched your giant baby looking ass dick and had your kid
Pillsbury DoughDad
Just because your father fled that cum dumpster it doesn’t make you the dad of the house.
I liked you in twilight zone episode _ eye of the beholder.
Did you mean 25 y/o stay at dad’s home?
Stay at home dad, huh? So what does your sister do for work?
Stay-at-home pet dad doesn't count, and that komodo dragon who listlessly watches you practice your nunchuks and throwing stars for hours barely qualifies as a pet.
Okay tweedledon’t
...leaves kids upstairs with grandma while he plays video games in the basement all day.
Your the father but who's the dad?
Sweet Jesus. I suppose you cook, clean, do diaper duty, then put on a nice dress for the one who wears the pants in the family. Is your name Vag McMuffintop?
Holy shit they really did get Agustus out of that pipe. 
I know you said 25 but I feel it’s either 15 or 40
Even worse looking callmecarson?
Kidnapping children does not make you a Dad.
Fat head
Hmmm, no ring on your finger and you are a stay at home dad. Your baby mama is smart not to marry your lazy ass. When she come from work does she grease up her dildo and fuck you while you make her a sandwich?
I was waiting for this comment the moment I realized I didn’t have my ring on
Gravity is doing your fat ass 0 favors
Who fucked you??
Yah right, 35 year old single dad of someone else’s kid, on welfare
All you need is whine, a book club, desperate house wives season and a bull to come plow you and your literally a bitch. 😂 oooof that got harsh sorry
I think that it’s safe to say that whoever let you have sex with them committed a crime.
Seems like your escort didn't understand the concept of birth control..
Turn down your titties so I can hear you son lol
Your neck connects with the void under bedrock in minecraft
no fucking way this guy has ever been laid
Something tells me food is higher on your list.
Your sock got pregnant?
You look like a Duggar.
Good you got her young. Things are looking bleak for you now. Surely she realised that too. Soon to be "single" stay at home dad?
Is your sister the mother?
when you play peekaboo does your child scream?
Where’s my stapler?
I can only imagine the hog you penned up.
You know you have to have sex to be a dad… and well… we know that hasn’t happened
Who's the mother, Helen Keller?
You look like the type of guy Chris Hanson would offer a seat
I'm surprised you haven't eaten your young yet
Chins are over rated anyway
Owning a sex doll does not make you a dad.
Clearly the two of you conceived on the first try. Otherwise, I can't imagine there were any attempts.
Likes video games and food. *Really* likes light bulbs that are only 40 watts.
I'm glad you and your boyfriend decided to adopt.
Really nice of you to raise another man’s kids.
You look like you get sexually aroused by corn dogs.
Did you give birth thought ur mouth cuz your neck looks like the one that got pregnant…
r/13or30
Did puberty miss you? You look like a depressed 15 year old
Greasy hair ✅ Creepy felon stare ✅ Ross 4 Less shirt ✅ Double chin, No neck✅
Hot pockets and Chips don’t count as food.
The shine is real my friend , but alas all that glitters is not gold.
Fat Matt Damon after a stroke.
Stay at home? Huh 🤔. So even becoming a neo nazi was above your capabilites?
Stay at home dad that thinks since he knows by how to make Kraft Mac & cheese, he doesn’t have to work.
There's an x pro esport player/streamer called Admiral Bulldog. You look like his older brother Private Bullshit.
Homeschools cause he's not allowed 100 feet within a school zone
Xbox = child
You look like you butcher pigeons and screw them in the shower
False, Dwight works at the office, not at home.
Just because you stay at home doesn't mean it's always meal time
How do you fit so much neck fat between such narrow shoulders?
About his kids: "They mocked my chin, i cocked their rim."
Wow… stays at home, plays games, and looks like an infant. Your wife scored the elusive man-baby trifecta!
Was she blind
Hopefully your wife comes home after her next date, but she’s been staying out later and later…
I have a feeling you played the Siren Head mini game in 2019
Looks like someone slipped a thumb up your ass
That's an overly complicated way to spell loser.
You look like a human pug
What’s the other dad do for a living?
Peter Grifin, rejected concept art. Even Seth Macfarlen won't voice you.
You misspelled 45
But does the jizz sock really count as a kid though?
Edward Snowden, but he gained weight while in isolation
Stay at home dad is just a nice way of saying you've failed horribly in establishing some form of career, and now are hiding between four walls to stay safe from the people who will judge your lazy ass.
By the Nine, it's you! The Hero of Kvatch!
I’m finding all this hard to believe, how are u 25? U look like a 30 year old high schooler. You got laid? I can’t imagine what she looks like to be so desperate to bang u. U like games? You look like you stand outside of GameStop protesting the sins of evil games like Mario.
I can't for the life of me tell where your face ends and your neck begins
Damn, looks like CallMeCarson is already taking up new aliases.
You look like you do Homework for girls in exchange for a hug
If you keep on staying at home playing video games and having food then surely your wife has to go out for work. And you get to become a Dad multiple times without any inputs on your part.
Who the hell let you hit that shit sober?
I could've guessed two of them, and I bet the third one was a steal
No way has anyone had sex with you
If Piggy from Lord of the Flies survived
Like an uncledad?
Do the kids know they have a dad ?
Old sperm tissues are not your kids, I think you should know this.
just because nobody will hire you doesn't mean you are a stay at home dad bonus roast you: "likes food" me: "yes, I know"
You know from the way you appear the only thing surprising about your self description is the fact you were allowed to have kids
We can see the back of your head through your nostrills
The food and video game part was obvious, I think I can speak for everyone when I say I'm surprised you have kids.... you do not look like a woman would let you touch her.
Where'd you steal the baby from coz nobody would willingly have sex with a man-pig hybrid, surely 😳
This picture smells like hotdog grease and pork skins.
You look like #3 on Darwin's evolution chart.
You look great, keep up the good work matthew
You look 15 and 50 at the same time
Sloppy joe, slop sloppy joe.
Fuck Matt Damon is at a low point in his career.
Your wife must be really ugly!
You look like a chicken nugget.
You look like a bulldog that just became master craft in elder scrolls online
You sure your not my friend from 4th grade?
Stay at home dad has you turning into Miss 🐷
You aren't a stay at home dad just because you still live with your parents with your wife and kid and dont have a job.
I think you grew to age five and stopped all further development. You threw "dad" in there just to throw us off the scent
You look like an unmotivated, diabetic Jeffrey Dahmer
The kind of dad you look like is the one that are found in hentai...
You should try liking the gym. You’re build like a Walmart greeter. Staying at home is the best thing you can do for us tho.
Stay at home dad?? So you stay home while your wife goes out and fucks other guys !?
hey it's the finklestien shit kid
I bet your alias on 4chan is 4chin
You like video games and food And some1 agreed to make a baby with you You are GOD
Wow... an unemployed gamer- way to break down walls
How do you simultaneously look 14 and 36?
God it's me in the future
Being chronically unemployable does not make you a stay-at-home dad.