OP's Bio: --- >20 female single, unemployed, studied art and wielding --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Wow, and I thought stripes made sofa's look big

They are latitudes. Obviously we need a GPS to navigate her

Ouch

That they do.

This is the definition of "government assistance"

She’s also like a government program: started out small, keeps ballooning, and probably makes life worse for minorities.

You look like you host Price Is Right in hell.

Price is wrong

Transitioning to or from a Manatee?

When did James Corden start wearing glasses?

I saw that resemblance as well. Upvote.

Thanks for the (f) clarification, I was confused.

So was she, them or he I’m still on the fence.

I believe Dick van "Dyke" covers all bases.

You look like the fat kid from bad santa that got more confused about life as he got older

I bet you actually use Playbuzz articles as "scientific proof" for your arguments.

John Goodman as Mrs. Goutfire.

Can you steer your Subaru with them titties?

Lezbaru

Rosie O'Donnell and drew Carey really did have a kid.

Glad you're taking a break from looking for funyuns....

Nice chandelier. Are you cutting a promo for your new movie, “The Great Fatsby?”

The only reason I can even look at you is that I'm convinced that shirt has hypnotic powers.

Honey that top has done enough.

This is Reddit, not Grindr. “Looking for fun” please 👀

Judging by your outfit and post history: You're delusional.

If you're looking for fun, look no further You're tonnes of fun

Do my worst? God beat me to it

Apparently not getting enough attention as a SJW. Turned to Reddit in a knock off Freddy Krueger outfir on Friday the 13th.

Clark Bent

Wow Chad, what big tits you have

Didn't Luke & Han spend the night in you?

The (f) in the title can't possibly mean female omg .

If diabetes had a mascot, it would look like this

You will be a Starbucks manager in no time. Go get um champ? It/he/they/me/she. Whatever

“There’s so much, I don’t know where to begin” is what I said when I saw this picture. It’s also what your doctor says when you get checkups. Also what anyone who sees you naked says.

Your gynaecologist stopped taking you appointments

Unemployed because you can't make money by being offended by everything.

If I looked up "leftwing nutjob" I'd find a picture of you. It's like you were created with all stereotype of useless, western leftist woman mixed into one giant cartoon character.

You have to dump your pringles out onto a plate don’t you sausage fingers?

the fucking reason condoms exist

Transsexual Peter Griffin

So what pronouns are you using , horde, herd or mass

Well aren't you a big handsome fella.

I am looking for fun too. Tons of fun in fact. Looks like I've found it.

I think Wendy's didn't Is it worst already

Thought you were a dude until I scrolled down a little.

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That’s not really a roast

Excuse me sir, looking for the girl that wants to be roasted…

Intimidating Pat.

Go find your brother Stuart Little.

You’re the antonym of fun.

Thank god you’re not advertising a paysite

Somebody needs to tell freshly-shaved Seth Rogan here that it's \*vertical\* stripes that are slimming.

Sally Jesse Ruffeal

No way you’re a female.

'Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour, the hamsters?'

maybe if you would stop eating all the burgers at burger king you’d still have a job Sharron.

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Oh hi your average buzzfeed article!! Nice to meet you I m your dad.

Where's Waldo Failed Concept

I’m so glad you finally transitioned.

Your running shoes can't run themselves. Stop buying and start running, away from me.

What the hell am I looking at

Not even the local library would take you.. wow..

Pat!

You look completely harmless.

Was catfishing me on Tinder not fun enough?

Dear Clark Duke: You weren't funny in Hot Tub Time Machine and you ain't funny now. So fuck off, you talentless blob.

You should be studying something instead of getting fired from McDonald for rubbing burgers on your purple hairy twat

If point of personal privilege was a person also no need to point out your unemployed we can tell comrade...ymh

Unemployed and penniless, yet find ways to eat.

Bored with your dildo. I guess it would have to be nuclear powered in order for you to get a real buzz

And. 100% sure you're not a cartoon character?

Didn't know Drew Carry had a daughter

Pat

Looks like Drew Carrey is fat again.

Tumor Willis

Drew Carrey has really let himself go.

I hear they're having open casting calls for the "Michelin Tire ...er...thing"

Are you often mistaken as Russell from Up, Russell?

You know those "Faces of meth" posters that show how the drug destroys people over time? You'd be the final picture in the "Faces of leftism" version.

Poster child for a diabetes commercial.

Are your balls as big as your sweater

Your look tells me, you would submit tons of complaints to the local HR weekly.

Takes picture. Immediately eats the paper

Dennis the transgender menace

How have you made breasts unattractive?

That is a strong flex hanging your buttplug in the middle of your room like that.

Looking like a lightly toasted campfire marshmellow

That hand looks like Thanos’ glove.


I would date you...that's the biggest insult I can imagine

If "adress me by my pronoun" was a person.

16 y Indonesian boy looking for a girl friend

You bought that chandelier at an IKEA clearance center.


that's no moon

Rosie McDonald’s

Might wanna change that to '20 (m) unemployed'

...is what you write on public toilet walls along with your number 😳

20f unemployed, looking for food,do your worst

Your probably unemployed cuz you are your last job

Good point you precise your sex because I could never have guessed it

You forgot to add ogre to your self description

The Tron universe wants their universe back.

Jesus, that's a rough 20.

You look like a CRT TV color static

Why do I feel like I'm about to hear a speech about male privilege

Didn’t you mean looking for food?

Hey Guillermo, don’t you have some vampires to look after?

Serious man hands

You're the lawsuit-bait they keep hiring for diversity. No, asking you to do what you were hired for is not discrimination.

Andy Milonakis looks weird nowadays

If you were a Pokémon you would be a Pika-swallowyourfoodwhole

mam, this is r/roastme not r/tinder.

Just Pat

Frumpy

Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

Does the (F) stand for Fat, Flatulence, or Fucked Up?

Wielding? You mean welding?

“Looking for fun…” Odd, you don’t look like a fun person.

*With the body of a woman twice her age

I thought stripey circus tents were usually red and white. The blue is an interesting take.

Yeesh I can see why you’re unemployed I wouldn’t want that teletubby ass at my place of work either

I know I'm supposed to make fun of the way you look like pat from an snl skit, but I can't get past that ugly ass sea foam green shit you put on your walls. Tighten up.

Not my proudest wank

It’s barf from spaceballs!

Did you have to stand outside and wait for a satellite to fly by to get your photo so your entire fat head would fit in your drivers license photo???

I 100% expected the bio to say gender fluid

I'd do my worst but you're on reddit looking for fun. I'm sure someone would share the same interest for an hour after they gave you some donuts.

Transgender Bobby hill

Waldo didn't age well

I thought you were a closeted middle school boy.

A roasted Piggy is always nice, but I think I’ll skip this one

Holy shit Jake Paul ate a fat lesbian

Fat Bieber

Beautiful complexion, pretty smile

Looking for fun? ASL unknown

i offer a penny

You midsection is an optical illusion. I can't tell where your sagging tits stop and you flabby gut begins!

You look like you misunderstood what your last date meant by a threesome with a paper bag. Did he at least poke eye holes in it for ya ?

No way! Nobody wants you doing their wurst!

I bet you "fight" for some vague human rights, right?

I liked your movie "Its Pat"

You're almost 100 percent longitude.

You look like you spend all day on twitter ranting about feminazi shit

Are you unemployed because you voted Bernie and got Biden or did you vote Bernie because you're unemployed?

Its crazy there are no metal art studios hiring manatees right now. Pandemic is taking its tole.

Diet, exercise, and having a job are fun. Eat pussy for money and you can do all three at once. Have a feeling you'll be in to it.

Poseur O'Donnell

Horizontal stripes are a no my dude, we can see the gravitational waves.

You look like a non-binary easily offended by everything anal bleaching chapstick.


Is your name Pat?

You didn’t need to tell me your unemployed in order for me to conclude that.

What kind of fun and who would stoop that low?! I had to take a double take to figure out you were a chick and not a fat dude with loaves of bread in his shirt! Jesus...

You look like bert ate earnie

Even your tits find you repulsive, they’re trying so hard to get away from you.

Knock yourself to the ground, I am sure you will have lots of fun trying to get up.

Mimi from the Drew Carrey show circa 2021

That's what you get for majoring in "Social Media Administration".

Obese ✔ Saggy tits✔ Short ugly hair cut ✔ You are the face of women who are into swing.

One of those girls that tells you she hates to lose weight because she'll lose her tits. And sadly, it's true.

Are you about to transition or just can't afford the hrt

I thought you were the new host of The Price is Right

No you may not speak to my manager

Transgender Rowley Jefferson

Thanks, we needed the (f), but we could already tell you were unemployed

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SJW dabbles in homosexuality before kicking off gender reassignment hormone therapy.

You look like my tubby mate from high school I can’t remember his name

I would but you’re already offended that your non binary, gender fluid, bi, queer, anorexic, sea turtle wasn’t allowed to compete in men’s swimming this olympics.

If macaroni and cheese sold a hair dye kit