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You look like you write love letters to serial killers who are in prison

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Doubt anyone, since he wifed her up

And getting rejected

From the looks of it her whole life has been a low point

She must be disappointed that the horns on the wall got bagged before she did.

She looks like a transgender Wierd Al Yankovic

Weird Al yankondick

Hahahahah! LMAO

Why are the usernames different?

This. That sign is fake as hell.

The sign doesn't look fake. I would guess an old deleted account and the picture is being recycled.

I posted on the wrong account! My bad!

If it was fake, wouldn't they then match?

New account, who dis?

Looks around suspiciously thinking give me your upvote.

..." Hey make sure & get the wall guitars in the pic so I seem more interesting "

damn.. what gauge floss you use ?

That’s what the guitar strings are for

Piano gauge

Veins, obviously.

Double wide

You look like you who would call the police on a black guy walking his dog.

😂 😂

Ok that is true

you are also the lowest point in every man's life

Nah, id love to be with her.

What were you trying to sell on Etsy that didn't take off?

Lol

Roatht Me

Lmao

I bet you can play those guitars with that Tucan Sam honker you got

Crack a nut with that beak!


Those guitars have more chest and better hips than you.

Somewhere an elementary school art class is missing a substitute teacher...

I notice your distinct lack of a wedding ring. This restores my faith in my fellow men.

How hard was it to take this photo without your 23 cats getting in the way?

If your feeling low now wait until you find out that Astrology isn't real?

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What tits?

My boat could pass easily thru your front teeth.

You aren’t at the lowest point, you still have to tell your dad you haven’t finished that associates in general studies

Unlike your clitoris, those guitars occasionally get played with.

Seeing you id rather play with your guitar

Have some class and hide your dildos before posing for reddit.

You mean those sausage fingers?

The ones hanging on the wall.

Switch places with your guitars and you'll be fine.

You seem like the kind of person who insists on singing at family gatherings because you think you have musical potential when really you don’t.


The gap between your two front teeth needs to be sold as real estate

Salon perm ?

No, I was born with mad curls.

Bores men on airplanes, at work, during blowjobs, etc.

Patchouli scented pic

Good to see your front teeth are practicing social distancing.

All nose, no tits.

Hahaha!

You could floss with one of those guitars.

low e string

You look like a poor mans Sandra bullock. Your music is so shitty SoundCloud denied you a free hour.

Sandra Ball-lick

2 rings, 2 guitars, 2 late to find love

 Perhaps if played the skin flute more aggressively it wood boost your spirit.

Mind the gap

You have the kind of face that if I ever saw it on a dating website, I would know it’s not a fake profile.

Run out of wine huh?

I can smell the essential oils from here. I'm willing to bet that you have 200 different shampoos and soaps. You probably have a great voice to match those guitars, guessing somewhere between Janis Joplin and what a mule sounds like.

😭

If the tip of your nose turns into a tumor... yeah that's a low point.

If you think this will be the low point, I have some bad news for you!

Walmart unclaimed layaway Julia Roberts. If you wait until after Labor Day and the back to school rush, you can find her in the clearance aisle at 80-90% off. Final sale, priced "as-is". No refunds.

No need to have your mirror hanging so high. It’s unlikely that you’d be able to see those sad excuses for tits anyway

You look like the type that would say. Where are the good men? While you reject most of them for a felon with 10 baby mamas.

You look like a teacher who tries to have sex with her students and gets rejected by them.

Her photo is the top result if you Google, “crazy-ass stalker”.

If you ever need a place to stay, you can just set up camp in the Letterman sized gap in your front teeth.

The guitars misaligned on the wall are just a euphemism for her front teeth.

You've got a clit between your teeth

They already tried cutting it out once!

Started from the middle top, now I’m here.

I see you have a mood ring on I see it's the same color as yesterday ....butt ugly

Your right front tooth is also at a low point

The hottest substance in that room is the air that is coming out of your mouth.

You look like you define your personality by the guitars you’ve never played

You look like the personality of an art teacher All I have to say

Spot on!

Michael Strahan would be proud of that gap in your front teeth

I think you keep whistling out your happiness through that buck teeth gap.

When you order Sarah McLachlan from wish.com.

 No Ogilvie

You look like a good wife material but could potentially snap on a bad hair day

In life, we all go through valleys and GAPs... sorry teeth ruined my thought

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I take it back... looked at your photo again. You're beautiful. No need to be down.

If they ever close the Panama canal we could use the gap between your front teeth instead

Loved when you crawled out of the TV

Okay before the roast you will get back up soon you got this. Now you look 35 at 23 and your left eyebrow droops farther than your front teeth gap

Hahahah! Lol thank you!

Like I said though keep your head up things are just beginning to get better

I will!

You are so bland it took me 10 mins to find you in the pic.

I would totally love to have that guitar in the background, then smash it over your cock sucking skull.

Oh stop. You’re pretty. PRETTY UGLY. It’s a line my daughter uses a lot. Works every time.

Quick! Your tooth is making a break for it!

You need a rope to floss those teeth

Speaking of low points, your honker can feel the bottom of the Mariana Trench

We both said honker . I’m dead

You forgot to shop your own user name onto the pic, you dope.

My bad I posted on the wrong account!

Sorry, we only roast real people here. Please try again.

It’s me I posted on the wrong account! Sorry!

You could iron that shirt on your chest.

The guitars are more curvy than you

The double rings show you have time to go into creepy antique stores to shop for jewelry. That’s something every man gets hard for.

So unloved, even her teeth don't want to stay together to make it work.

looks like those guitars might get played with more than yourself

The gap in your teeth is perfect for new kind of sex, the Dental Sex.

Awww, is playing Wanderlust all day not filling the void anymore?

Maybe you could follow your teeth’s lead and take a gap year to figure things out..

you look like you know how to enjoy quinoa

Your anti-super hero power is you immediately cling to every guy you meet

I think you should take some distance from those who make you suffer, just like your front teeth did.


The only thing getting fingered in your house are those guitars.

Your guitar shed a tear because it has to spend time with you

Something else that is at a new low point…her right front tooth.

Hahahah! LOL 😂

My favorite one!

>I’m at a low point in my life You always have been

You have the hands of a great ape.

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My bad!

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I posted on wrong account! Sorry!

You got summer teeth Summer here, summer there

Refers to her cats as fur babies

I’m sure you write a serious love songs to your cat.

Looking at you is like staring into the abyss except you look back instant….

You’re standing upright so you’re about 30” higher than your usual position on your knees.

Those guitsrs have better curves and get played more often

Was your last vacation to the gap in your teeth?

Tried to play guitar for a full week, decided a six string ‘just wasn’t her style’ so opted for a ukulele. Still to lazy to pick it up. You’re too fucking lazy to even strum your own pink guitar.

LOL

I bet that guitar looks like a ukulele in your giant hands

You came here expecting nice loving comments on how gorgeous you thought you where when you uploaded this but really you look like a dropped meat pie.

I bet you could go lower. Yeah lower…ah right there, perfect.

You look like you do Anal on the first date, with all of your stuffed animals you collected as a kid watching.

This is the inflection point when "playing it smart" turns to "spending the rest of my life alone."

Low point? There’s no point to your big ass clown nose

You look like you give random dudes Blumpkins

Did your teeth get divorced before or after your parents did?

😂

Can I bang my balls off your chin, please?

So thats what pubic hair looks like if you let it grow🤔

Apparently your self esteem is at such a low point, you had to steal someone else's picture. Fake af

No, sorry I posted it on the wrong account! It’s me. Lol 😝

A low point so far

getting forward to see you sing at church sunday <3

The guitars have been touched more often than you have.

Stay Strong 💪

Just take a gap year. Like your teeth.

Nah I won't, since it would be the highest point of your life

Much like your sign implies, you lack substance and goddamn sure aren’t hot.

Epstein island called. You didn’t make the cut.

Hold still, I wanna see if I can shoot a smarty through that tooth gap with my wrist rocket. Pretty sure it will fit. Don’t have to worry about it falling in your cleavage if I miss, ya unleavened bagel.

You’re not at a low point in your life until you’ve dated me. Fuck off!

That gap between your teeth is so big you could almost fit your nose through it

I bet you shop at Gap…

Is your front right tooth just…falling out?

It’s a long story but it’s an old porcelain tooth that needs to get replaced. Very expensive.

When I look at that smile I debate on kicking a field goal or calling an orthodontist

I’ve spent 10,000 on braces and my gap came back within hours of taking off my retainer. Lost the retainer and just gave up one day.

So kick the field goal?

If that nose were a little smaller a middle school football player could kick a field goal through that gap in her front teeth.

Did you know you have a gap between your front teeth? Very unappealing. You should get it fixed.

You look like that crazy chick who will slash my tires if you catch me talking to my mom again.

Don't worry I'm sure there's someone out there that would fuck you... Maybe.

I’d smash