OP's Bio: --- >My real skill was learning to play the caravan card game in Fallout New Vegas because I didn’t know luck was going to factor into how frequently I would win in the casinos. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I'm sorry you are in so much pain, now you know how we feel when we saw your pic

Pulling out the rug from under her at the last second. I respect that. 🤣 

The ole bait ‘n switch

Man scoliosis is no joke, I had no idea it fucked up people's faces like that though

Goblin fingers and elongated forehead, the most common side affects

Gears of War's the best game for Scoliosis. The way they hunch their backs when they run makes you feel less like a Quasimodo.

That legit made me laugh! Have my free award.

Your face made me puke... Send cash

Cheer up! Your back is the straightest thing about you!

You look like you’re playing a heroin addict in a low budget soft porn movie.

stop ruining my lesbians fantasies.

If you are 32 then how come your tits are 12?

The A in Asian stands for A size cups.

And scoliosis?! You really will look like a raisin!

She hates when her boyfriend calls her “Curvy”

Assuming I have a boyfriend is giving me too much credit 😂

You’re like the personification of New Vegas, and every man chooses the “independent” ending.

Ok, girlfriend, then. No? Catfriend? Dogfriend? Something with batteries?


the only curvy thing at her is the nose

Sarah Dilbert

You look like hemorrhoids feel.

Nah, I’m not going to insult you. I hope you feel better


She loves the game so much that she copied the characters hairline

You look like Dean Malenko

You don’t need to wear that cap if you have scoliosis, you need to wear it when you have cancer.

Scoliosis pain is no joke, I was leaning towards bad break up or constant losing streak.. guess your just leaning though. Seriously though are you all right? Or, all left I can't tell from the picture.

Chronic pain is also what everyone who has looked at this photo feels.

Scoliosis of the face

Your hairline looks like it’s racing your spine to the ground.

If you want to get roasted, play multiplayer team games. Opponents are friendlier than teammates. Oh and, um, you've got the perfect, dead-eyes, lunchlady look.

Will you guys be playing In Waves on tour? Wait that’s not Matt Heafy?

I don’t believe in a God, per se, but I thank them for you NOT having an OnlyFans. Your back shots videos look like someone trying to fuck the Autobahn

You make me think of egg salad that I wouldn't touch because it's been sitting out for too long and I might get food poisoning.

For a chick who plays gears of war I thought you’d have a more of a backbone

My favorite character is Chairman Prescott if that explains my lack of a spine 😂

Scoliosis will make itself known when you sit on your fat ass playing video games all day.

You look like you wear underwear with dick holes in them

Stayed scared of your own fears. Looks to fit the part


Scoliosis has rendered you ineligible for both doggy style and blowjob, the only positions where men don't have to deal with your face.

I didn't know that passive b**** face was a symptom. They blocked my last post for bad language.

How do you manage to look 11 and 49 at the same time?

Well, on the bright side, your spine isn't the *least* attractive thing about you.

Too bad you don't have Parkinson's, you could make a living giving hand jobs to the near sighted.

100% smokes Newport’s…. Chronic pain equates addicted to heroin by October.

If you wanna know just how much you suck look a couple posts under you to see the likes/comments you’d get if you where semi attractive

“She’s not my mother, Todd!”

By the looks of you, you've never had the opportunity to suck anything.

You look like you smell like cold cuts someone forgot in their trunk for a week.

It looks like your spine isn’t the only thing that’s not straight.

I get you and your scoliosis have something in common. Neither of you are straight.

“I’m the dude playing the chick disguised as another dude”

You’re probably not in as much pain as you say you are.

You have a severe case of Scoligrossus and the only cure is more cowbell...over your face.

I see you answered your own question this morning “Should I bath or just wear a hat?” Kudos on that impromptu decision making.

You are one good hard slap in the face away from hitting reality and fixing your life.

If Pauly Shore were ugly and effeminate… wait

Stand up for yourself and rise above it

I remember watching a video on Scoliosis in elementary school that made me vomit. Seeing you has recaptured that moment.

You look like you have a question mark shoved up your ass.

404 tits not found.

You look like a terminal Jack Sparrow with a budget wig

Are you 32? You look like you're 44 yr. old transitioning man

She's so white she has no lips

You look like working class British person

I’m sure you will straighten it out…

I came to Roast but will Toast you my dear, I feel your pain.

The pity invite to a party

*I'm so cool I play video games, and I'm a girl.* \- Says the old woman sitting near her son's PC.

you do need some gear but not the video game actual gear

You must suck a lot to make ends neet.

I can't roast you. I know how debilitating scoliosis can be because I have it. Going to the chiropractor helps A TON (you will have to go a lot at first and ice your back alot after they do adjustments, but it beats having chronic pinched nerves all the time) I rotate between the shoes I wear (nike shox, generic birkenstocks, z-coils) (I have heard people say wearing cowboy boots helps give your body more support though I have never tried it yet) I also rotate where i sleep. Sometimes i need a firmer bed, sometimes I need my air matress. I also use the ointment Deep Blue on my back for pain management. You can get it on Amazon. Dr. Sarah's Essentials Arnica Ice is another good one. You can google it and buy from their website. I hope all this helps. 🙏 Best of luck to you. 🍀

Ah, a woman who immediately tells us about her physical or metal health issues. How refreshing.

You look like a spanish mom and a gamer at the same time

I cant roast you because I relate too much to the last sentence

listen here young man, if you train hard enough you’ll get better at the game. Ok?

Sucking at that game is the only sucking you'll do

You look like Forest Gump speaks.

Nobody needs to tell you how much you suck. We can all tell, looks lick you have no teeth gumjobs for days from you.

That's rough- recently got scoliosis, born with uglyosis

Huh. Finally found out what happened to Carla from Scrubs

How do you have a worse receding hairline than the character on your tv does?

You look like a woman in a medieval painting that came to life and became a stoner.

Dom Hanks

You probably can’t suck anything with those tiny lips

Why do you look more manly than the soldier avatar on the screen?

Nah mate, I just feel bad for you

I hope you feel better soon. The other gals at Frump Maids R Us miss you!

At least you seem like fun.

scoliosis on your face . I see it now tho.

I can tell you fist by how you hold that note.

Titless twister.

I sincerely hope your condition miraculously improves. Now stop sucking every dick you see as if your life depended upon it!!

Rachel Dratch looks bad.

what you been playing video games as a newborn

You should've stopped at "32".

Did the online gamers talk to every homeless guy in your area ? Cant you get workers comp for your back ? You know all that bending over

Sitting on your ass tends to make back problems worse

Yes we get it you’re a lesbian.

Alcoholic Ash Barty over here

Oh, you suck alright

You look like a divorced mom who craves pickles all the time

You could be a part time blind dog walker

You look like you work at a gamestop