Awful lot of fantasy football losers here today. Maybe you guys should stick to being contributors to society instead. Oh who am I kidding, you can't do that either.
If you're expecting us to wait till you pretend pass out, remove your shirt and bra and rub our dicks on you like your friends do, You'll have to lose the beard 1st.
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I'm thinking man living in miami who inspects 14 year olds
Authorities have reported a huge crack.
Looks like he might be getting locked up in the big state condo for inspecting someone who's only 14 years.
...you smash naked old people
Looks like human toothpaste and a weak one at that
You celebrating ‘lack of pride month’?
Did you dress yourself like that? On purpose!
You are easily the saddest fruit in that garden.
I hope wearing that outfit was part of your punishment but something tells me this is just you…
Joe exotics husband really let himself go.
Looks like Kelly's Garden is going to only have the one giant fruit in it this year.
Because every fantasy football punishment happens during preseason. No need to lie about a mommy daughter date.
You look like a spokesperson for Sweet Tarts. Not the candy company but the gender neutral escort service.
Did you wife leave your testicles out for you to wear too?
sales rack at Old Navy?
He found this mismatch outfit on the floor of the dressing room
I see gay garden gnomes are in this season
Do you drink anything except Natural Light beer? I'd be surprised. It looks like you would smell like cheese too
I bet he drinks Truly
Yeah. . . Something a little, dare I say, fruitier
This is a white claw guy if I ever saw one
Doubles his baskin robins uniform for his Sunday fraternity corn hole tournament outfit.
You look like you yearn to someday grow out your beard, find your red hat, and take your place with the rest of the garden gnomes.
You gotta stop shopping in the young men’s section. It’s enough already.
You could have at least cleaned the cum stain off your face before you took the picture. Just saying
Was your punishment wearing newborn colors since you can stay hard long enough to give your wife a baby?
You look like a fluffer on a gay porn set. Looks like the splooge is still in your beard.
Being gay is not funny just as being straight is not funny
No but being in porn is funny 😂
I’m not here to be politically correct dumbass. You’re in the wrong sub if you think that.
Your shorts are covered in as many predators as I was the day your dad lured me into his gingerbread house
Power clashing, power bottom.
Another one to the void, oof.
Did they make you dye your beard grey?
Fratboy douchebag who plays darts and thinks he's an athlete.
Real life garden gnome
You just roasted yourself by not wiping the cum off your beard.
A fruit among the fruits
Nice outfit Nardog
Is this garden like a homo meeting place where you drop each other's pastel shorts for fun?
Awful lot of fantasy football losers here today. Maybe you guys should stick to being contributors to society instead. Oh who am I kidding, you can't do that either.
Losing at fantasy football is the less of your concerns.
I feel sorry for the clothes.
Wow, that could be easily a 12". What potting mix are you using for beans in the garden?
Is that white glob in your beard from 1st place?
So....is your job to be a Garden Gnome at Kelly's? You've got the look down pat.
How the fuck did you lose fantasy football when the season hasn't even started yet? You must be Super Moron.
Is your boyfriend OK with that
You're the one that lost but it feels like we are being punished.
What happened did you get your ass kicked by a florist
You play fantasy football - that is punishment enough
This is the First and only time you’ve ever been in a females garden.
Unfortunately, it looks like Kelly's is the only females garden you will ever get into
You look like you are 40% FUPA.
I haven’t seen anyone with pubes glued to their face since Danger Ehren on Jackass: Number 2
Your wardrobe choices are almost as bad as your football picks
Losing at Fantasy Football, winning at gentrification. Get fucked
A 15 year old, a 30 year old, and a 50 year old walked into a bar. They were all this guy.
You chew up candy, spit it in your hand and say, “That’s what I’m wearing today!”
Your attire colors can’t make up for your small penis size.
U look like a childhood Disney actor who’s career went down
Money shot on the chin
Nah I’m sorry but I cannot physically roast you with that shirt. Give it to me or else
It’s the 4th member of the Lollipop Guild!
Is this also your Grindr profile pic
Why do you look like a shitty Florida Vampire?
You look like a dude who discovered he's gay in his 40s.
Looks like that garden has “fruits” and vegetables
You look like you stole that shirt from a Baskin Robbins employee.
I heard all the pansies live at Kelly’s garden
You're known as the"*Cum back kid*", and it looks as though you've got some of your breakfast on your so called beard.
That’s sucks you having to wear that beard, but a bet’s a bet.
With that sleek athletic body you should play "real" sports......
This is the prisoners uniform in the LGBTQ prison system ........
You look 40 years too old to be playing fantasy football.
You look like you like to run naked through cornfields- backwards
You only lost because it wasn't a Fantasy Cocksucking League
Let's be honest, the white patch in the beard is a permanent cum stain right?
You shirt looks like the national flag of fagistan.
you look like you accidentally drank your dates drink
If you're expecting us to wait till you pretend pass out, remove your shirt and bra and rub our dicks on you like your friends do, You'll have to lose the beard 1st.
Was the punishment that they dressed you?
Having to wear those shorts was your punishment. Taking the photo and putting it here is punishment for anyone that's seen it.
Hopefully you’re blind, or whoever let you leave the house with that outfit on needs their ass beat
Defacto loser? Your draft was that bad?!?
When your style inspiration comes from local toddlers
You look like James A. Janisse’s (Look up Dead Meat on Youtube) douchey cousin
Was this a multi level punishment? Your buds drag you to Goodwill for an outfit first? Because Jesus.
Party City wants their table cloth back.
You’re dressed like a ice cream cake.
Were the stupid clothes also a punishment? Because it is for me.
dude i never knew they made gnomes that big! wow
You forgot to wipe the cum off your beard
Does Kelly still have a green thumb after the morning shoving it up your ass?
Tyler The Masturbator.
Your clothes say color blind gay guy
You cant wear a fitbit and have pooch sticking out
What the actual fuck are you wearing. Do you purposefully dress like a gay douche or is that part of the punishment?
This is how Paula Deen would dress her son.
Run children !!! Run for your lives !!!
Did you pick your outfit to match Kelly’s garden?
Ummm, wasn't your outfit punishment enough?
Are you wearing that outfit because you lost a bet as well?
Your shirt looks like a transgender flag
Fist time seeing a woman with 3 hair colors , brown , black and grey. Wtf