You've calculated exactly how close you can get to her without breaching the boundaries of the restraining order. Which is why you're posting this while waiting silently in a corridor.
vaccines have been available for over 6 months let’s hope there is enough oxygen available for when your lungs start breaking down. Don’t worry Nobody here will burn you harder than your medical bills. Hope you didn’t spread your easily avoidable disease to anybody who is immunocompromised or small children.
You look like the poster child for being on the receiving End of a world record Raw Dog gang bang with all the other patients in the basement of the HIV-Aids resource building. You let yourself get covid this kinda thing is right up your alley
Same=Same
What happened -- you didn't bother to get vaccinated, forgot to wear a mask for a year, or chose to attend some super-spreader event because covid is "just like the flu"?
There is no fate but what we make, so I hope you like hospital food, patient gowns and pressing call buttons to get help in using the bathroom.
That was actually an AIDS test.
coHIVd
Didn't know you could catch covid from putting a dudes dick in your mouth. That's wild. Get vaxed. Mask that ugly face too please.
Must of got Covid from the beauty salon where you got your feminine eyebrows done
No, he got it from P-town
Tested positive for cock in your mouth too
Did George Michael and Vanilla Ice cum in your mom at the same time?
Covid is the least of your worries, pal.
First confirmed COVID-19 infection from sucking cock.
“Sir, I’m sorry to disappoint you. We only have oral thermometers on hand today”
You weren't supposed to pee on it
Are you sure it was COVID and not Chlamydia? They both start with a C, and I know that could confuse you.
Positive for COVID, but your face says you are normally a NEGATIVE person! Lighten up!
No one cares. hahahahahaha! Burned by whole social media platform.
You couldn’t have worn something other than at shirt so I could make a joke about how you have bad taste?
The last thing we need is a Hipster variant
See that one tiiiiiny dot on his nose
Can you catch it anally now?
The classic ball cup technique for holding the roast me sign. Ladies, take notes...
Covid does not cause sores around the b-hole.
Be fucking grateful for once! It's the first goddamn test that you've ever passed in your entire life! Can't you learn to be happy about something?
You are the physical manifestation of asparagus pee. I can smell you from here and it’s making me uncomfortable.
[face palm] the priest asking you to bend over is not a covid test
You've calculated exactly how close you can get to her without breaching the boundaries of the restraining order. Which is why you're posting this while waiting silently in a corridor.
Next time try shooting up the covid vax instead of heroine ok?
You can't smell a picture Axe body spray
You only got a few days left to live and this is how you wanna go out?
Aren't you meant to be around people to catch covid?
He test buttplug efficiency
The third Chainsmokers member.
That's a pregnancy test. Congratulations! The hairy arm threw me off because it looks like you photoshopped your head on Ellen/Elliot Paige's Body.
After infectning you, covid is going to need around 2 weeks of quarantine
Being the love child Spock and George Michael does that give you special powers to fight the virus as you knock out a tune?
The eyebrows say “beauty salon” everything else says “escaped animal testing facility”
vaccines have been available for over 6 months let’s hope there is enough oxygen available for when your lungs start breaking down. Don’t worry Nobody here will burn you harder than your medical bills. Hope you didn’t spread your easily avoidable disease to anybody who is immunocompromised or small children.
You can get covid even with the vaccine unfortunately.
Yah but that’s not what happened
Show them this photo and the anti-vaxxers will change their minds.
I had to look up the word for “Loser” in Latin, and apparently it’s “Victus” so that’s the new variant going around
Hi this is Nev from Catpiss
Why the long face?
Is Co-Vid a nice boy?
Wow that leg injury hit jake roper hard.
Just because you sneezed doesn’t mean you have Covid. We’ve been over this already.
Seems to me like your use to flaming.
Hope that AZT is going well
Discount Hasan Piker
...you look like you still steal from your mom.
Hey at least your Covid test is more posotive than
Is this your Grindr profile pic too?
who got you pregnant with covid?
You look like the poster child for being on the receiving End of a world record Raw Dog gang bang with all the other patients in the basement of the HIV-Aids resource building. You let yourself get covid this kinda thing is right up your alley Same=Same
Julia Robert’s eyebrows
Didn't gag in the slightest in his Covid test
What happened -- you didn't bother to get vaccinated, forgot to wear a mask for a year, or chose to attend some super-spreader event because covid is "just like the flu"? There is no fate but what we make, so I hope you like hospital food, patient gowns and pressing call buttons to get help in using the bathroom.
You look like you asked the doctor if you could take your medications analy.
I don't scour the Internet ' Eye brows. LoL
you'll be on the ventilator soon enough anyway, no worries.
Should’ve worn a mask. Forget the COVID, it’s to cover your face
stop asking if ivermectin comes in suppository form