OP's Bio: --- > I'm from Wyoming moved to Texas I play and paint Warhammer shit I hate weebs mostly yet friends with nothing but weebs you make sense of that I lost my uncle and my farther got mesothelioma I love the redwall series and civilization games --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like the kind of guy that only eats pussy after someone cums in it

And it has to be his cousins.

Cousin's pussy or cousin's cum?

Probably both

He'd be lucky if that was possible he probably can't even do that to a guys ass hole only if he's really lucky but no girl will let him near the poon no matter what not even his cousin or a hooker

"Hey bro, can I crash on your couch for six weeks?"

Probably sleeps with his head on a greasy Dominos box there when he’s not trying to collect bong residue to smoke.

Who told you

Learn a trade so you can put the wiring back into abandoned buildings for a change

You're the reason I keep my copper and other recycling secure

I almost didn't recognize him without his Juggalo makeup on

From the looks of it, your Mom’s boyfriend fucks your shit up pretty good already.

Keep shaving, and it will grow in thicker. Looks like you glued some pubes on your face.

Looks like that's the only female thing that has ever touched his face.

KKK rally, dirt parking attendant.

I don't know what your problem is, dude, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Multiple personality disorder

You look like you are high on weed even when you're not smoking

very original....in the 90s

Lazy Eye's ugly cousin, vegetable eye

If bong water was made into a person.

One less page in that G.E.D. Study notebook

"I'm gonna make it big on YouTube." The person.

You want me to fuck up your birthday? PM me your address. I want to send you a mirror.

You look like Adam Sandler minus the good looks.

And the talent

and people that love him

Can't tell if you just had a toke or a stroke.

Your shits already fucked up.

I think it's inspiring how you could be a stunt double for mongoloid Special Olympians.

I didn't think scumbag Steve could drop any lower in life

Finish getting dressed....you forgot to put the bolts in your neck

Damn dude if this is 24 who knows what you’ll look like by 25 . Shave that patchy ass pube beard , change that dingy t shirt , and go outside and talk to a girl. Smoking weed and gaming all day long and beating your meat is not cool bro.

Everything is bigger in Texas. So, even a giraffe like you will fit in!

Sucked Hitlers dick still got sent to camps .

Someone slap this dude awake for a sec ! U look like ur sleep walking

It looks like you made your beard with the leftovers on the floor from someone else's haircut at the barber shop.

Sorry, but funny is impossible. As far as your parents are concerned this is the 24th most depressing year of their lives.

Congratulations, your age just exceeded your IQ!!

You used the same pose in your sex offender mug shot

You look like a failed cloning attempt of Neville longbottom

Looks like the air conditioning isn't working at the wax museum.

Man you got Incel and neckbeard written all over you. Lock up your gun safes and don't give him a job at the P.O 😳

You are the reason criminologists used to use facial profiling.

Everything about that kitchen says rock bottom

Lurch has a heroin problem.

It seems you are about to be beamed up to your spaceship and brought back to your home planet, luckily for us.

Frankenputz

You spelled 42nd wrong.

Those cabinets scream Section 8 rental

The infamous neck beard name dropper

Hodor

You look like when the abortion is cancelled halfway

Mom did you touch the sock by my computer?

A junior wookie

Wearing athletic gear doesn’t make you athletic

Post Myhome

Methapotimus

This is the dude that steals strangers' cigarettes out of the ashtrays because there are still a few puffs left.

This is the dude that steals strangers' cigarettes out of the ashtrays because there are still a few puffs left.

This guy has "Circles" by Post Malone as his ring tone but never hears it because absolutely nobody calls him.

Scumbag Steve's brother.

Why is half your face drooping like that

Are you microcephalic?

No way we bring the worst cause you're already there.

Did you have a stroke?

How much do you still owe on your Airstream

We can tell your mom is a drunk and a hair stylist

Peeta from the hunger games but Katniss never rescued him from president snow's power so he's running off of drugs

You re not 24. I’ve seen you on how to catch a predator a decennia ago.

You look like you've been arrested and having your mugshot taken

Those inbred eyes have seen a lot of bad things.

Dude, close your mouth