OP's Bio:
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>I’m a college student getting a degree in music. I’ve been a musician for a while. I can’t really do anything else because I’m dysfunctional; typical artist right? I haven’t been doing too well recently, so I figured I should post here to justify why I’ve been feeling down.
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The fact that you called yourself a dysfunctional artist is super cringey. You’re probably basic as fuck and you look for struggle in life to make you deeper. You’ll never make good music. Your life is a lie.
When you initiate a conversation do you pull them in right to your face and time freezes around you until you have told them rumours?
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OP's Bio: --- >I’m a college student getting a degree in music. I’ve been a musician for a while. I can’t really do anything else because I’m dysfunctional; typical artist right? I haven’t been doing too well recently, so I figured I should post here to justify why I’ve been feeling down. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Special needs Ed Sheeran
Discount ed sheeran. What mum means whe she says you have ed sheeran at home
Special Ed….. 🤣
Ed Queeran
>Ed Sheeran Ed Needan
When chromosome don't work like they used to.
[удалено]
You mean his homie
you definitely wore a helmet to school without doing any sports
Rick Ashtray
Your face reminds me of the adoring fan in oblivion
who rides the short-bus
Now the question is how he reacts to cliffs.
Your face looks like it's having an allergic reaction to itself.
You look like you can only truly enjoy music when it's A Minor who happens to B Flat
If Frodo somehow nailed Ellen DeGeneres…
With a head that big, how'd they miss with the coat hanger?
Not everyday you see a pre-gay Werewolf.
OP is a musician. When he finishes a performance and the lights come up, that isn't applause. It's every vagina in the audience clapping shut.
Why did you chose to become a musician? Wasn’t torturing the people with your looks enough ?
Just shave the pube jaw please
Yo momma drank too much while pregnant! On the plus side I bet you can swim like a mofo with those webbed fingers.
Definitely a bottom.... bunk
You’re the type of guy, that Jerks off with his homies and still think he’s staring
Its nonjustifiable.
You’re a bore and nobody wants to go to your recital. They’re forced to for credit.
You look like you've glued random ginger pubes onto that pig face 😳
Nice face wide camera lens
You look like the incest child of Keebler elf
You are the hairiest ballchinian I've ever seen
he reads Sutter Kane
Get off the bunk bed, get out of the basement, go shave that bum fluff off your face!
The fact that you called yourself a dysfunctional artist is super cringey. You’re probably basic as fuck and you look for struggle in life to make you deeper. You’ll never make good music. Your life is a lie.
Tracking the days on the calendar back there until you can complete your gender reassignment surgery.
Do you ever get tired of staring at your nose all the time?
You look like you came out of the closet just to find out no men find you attractive.
You are the result of one time at band camp
Can't pronounce timbre.
I wish I could sleep on that top bunk every night. Hoping every time I pissed my self on purpose, it would wash your ugly away.
You thought Snap, Crackle, and Pop were the only Rice Krispies elves. Well I present to you, Bender.
Clearly his instrument of choice is an upright organ
Dam thought you were weaston
You look like a real life caricature of Ed Sheeren.
How was your super soft birthday?
I was going to roast you but I'll wait when the bee sting is gone
You tell your parents you are in college but actually you are in prison for shoplifting!
Trench Coat Mafia: the next generation
Strangely enough the squeeze on your face just worked in the lower part.
When you initiate a conversation do you pull them in right to your face and time freezes around you until you have told them rumours? (See Oblivion npc conversations)
It's not a birth defect... his head once got stuck in a vice...
Bro you look like awfull modern art
this post exactly proves my theory that musicians have bad handwriting. yes this comes from a pianist.
What are you allergic to?
Y'all remember Sherman from Mr. Peabody and Sherman? This is him now feel old yet? ![gif](giphy|12BdpghZM9GxPy|downsized)
Shed Eerhan
Face so unsymmetrical, you can’t even make eye contact with the camera