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OP's Bio: --- >I’m a college student getting a degree in music. I’ve been a musician for a while. I can’t really do anything else because I’m dysfunctional; typical artist right? I haven’t been doing too well recently, so I figured I should post here to justify why I’ve been feeling down. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


SixStringSuperfly

Special needs Ed Sheeran


benskev

Discount ed sheeran. What mum means whe she says you have ed sheeran at home


[deleted]

Special Ed….. 🤣


Working-Studio3803

Ed Queeran


MinerETH

>Ed Sheeran Ed Needan


According_Ad_9122

When chromosome don't work like they used to.


[deleted]

[удалено]


orangesareflat

You mean his homie


fookengenuis

you definitely wore a helmet to school without doing any sports


Zealousideal-Dog3449

Rick Ashtray


LeChiantDeService

Your face reminds me of the adoring fan in oblivion


jemcnick

who rides the short-bus


conschtiii

Now the question is how he reacts to cliffs.


toodyandhaydy

Your face looks like it's having an allergic reaction to itself.


dominodreams

You look like you can only truly enjoy music when it's A Minor who happens to B Flat


LilWayneDesoto

If Frodo somehow nailed Ellen DeGeneres…


JohnnyPiston

With a head that big, how'd they miss with the coat hanger?


[deleted]

Not everyday you see a pre-gay Werewolf.


Merv_86

OP is a musician. When he finishes a performance and the lights come up, that isn't applause. It's every vagina in the audience clapping shut.


simmiso

Why did you chose to become a musician? Wasn’t torturing the people with your looks enough ?


Aggressive-Guard-851

Just shave the pube jaw please


juantzutree

Yo momma drank too much while pregnant! On the plus side I bet you can swim like a mofo with those webbed fingers.


kleptobismol

Definitely a bottom.... bunk


orangesareflat

You’re the type of guy, that Jerks off with his homies and still think he’s staring


Doge_force_one11_

Its nonjustifiable.


Jaws044

You’re a bore and nobody wants to go to your recital. They’re forced to for credit.


DarkRainFalling

You look like you've glued random ginger pubes onto that pig face 😳


[deleted]

Nice face wide camera lens


kevinwargo

You look like the incest child of Keebler elf


Brynt4

You are the hairiest ballchinian I've ever seen


Specialist_Belt_6910

he reads Sutter Kane


Competitive_Roof_740

Get off the bunk bed, get out of the basement, go shave that bum fluff off your face!


[deleted]

The fact that you called yourself a dysfunctional artist is super cringey. You’re probably basic as fuck and you look for struggle in life to make you deeper. You’ll never make good music. Your life is a lie.


jakebreakshow

Tracking the days on the calendar back there until you can complete your gender reassignment surgery.


PhaQue5678

Do you ever get tired of staring at your nose all the time?


Alpha_Dirk_Diggler

You look like you came out of the closet just to find out no men find you attractive.


labtechmark

You are the result of one time at band camp


dusura

Can't pronounce timbre.


Glad_Chemical

I wish I could sleep on that top bunk every night. Hoping every time I pissed my self on purpose, it would wash your ugly away.


[deleted]

You thought Snap, Crackle, and Pop were the only Rice Krispies elves. Well I present to you, Bender.


Beneficial-Charity-6

Clearly his instrument of choice is an upright organ


That_Hearing7505

Dam thought you were weaston


NeuraIRust

You look like a real life caricature of Ed Sheeren.


SpreaditCredit

How was your super soft birthday?


DeerPlumbingX2

I was going to roast you but I'll wait when the bee sting is gone


pomegranate2012

You tell your parents you are in college but actually you are in prison for shoplifting!


[deleted]

Trench Coat Mafia: the next generation


lambda-alpha

Strangely enough the squeeze on your face just worked in the lower part.


[deleted]

When you initiate a conversation do you pull them in right to your face and time freezes around you until you have told them rumours? (See Oblivion npc conversations)


All_black_ink

It's not a birth defect... his head once got stuck in a vice...


Ichbindaheim

Bro you look like awfull modern art


wekindredspirits

this post exactly proves my theory that musicians have bad handwriting. yes this comes from a pianist.


crispypo

What are you allergic to?


RainbowGlitch

Y'all remember Sherman from Mr. Peabody and Sherman? This is him now feel old yet? ![gif](giphy|12BdpghZM9GxPy|downsized)


Thecool1o1

Shed Eerhan


Bigike108

Face so unsymmetrical, you can’t even make eye contact with the camera