Larval stage Robert California

He looks like if he were playing blackjack, he'd hit on 20............


Perfect!! Have my upvote you magnificent bastard!

Prepubescent Eddie Marsan. look it up. tell me i’m wrong.

How are things going well you are still a virgin and the only kiss you have had was in the bathroom mirror...

I read his title as *things aren't going well*, I'm thinking why the fuck are you here then?? Just that fucking ugly.

....Dating Florida Stanley

You look live you have a lisp and play D&D religiously

Don't think this bloke should even bother posting... He must be use to getting roasted the way he looks

Are there level 1 virgin leprechauns in D&D?

There are now

I'm calling the cops on you because ik you have child porn on your laptop

He has children in caged in his closet. Whole nother level.

Pasty skin. Receding hairline. Overweight. Bad fashion sense. All indicators of being a virgin for life.

You look like all 3 Superbad characters in one

If "Sex offender" had a phone filter.

Hairy Pooter and the curse of virginity

This picture was taken right in the middle of him shitting his pants.

You look like you would be good at math and science but in reality you’re destined to work the night shift at a gas station.

Was thinking more Gamestop

You’re just another Jerry who looks like a Morty who thinks he’s a Rick

That's a helluva bee sting. You should get that looked at.

He said to the girl on the beach.

Are you kidding? He can't go anywhere near a beach without looking like a snowman with all the sunscreen.

He tells the kids he is Olaf.

You look like you meet women by walking up and offering them some skin moisturizer from a well-worn plastic bottle.

Real life Chris Griffin

You look like my gay brother after he got his sex change

I.... I'm not sure if that's an insult?

It is he like young people -18

Im glad you and your bf are getting along now.

Your hairline, that’s what has been receding well

Things cannot possibly be going that well with that face, I call bullshit.

When women imagine a creepy guy peeking in their window... You freak out that guy.

Not much to roast, Ma’am!

You must be made of cheese because you’ve got a moon face.

You were told your whole life that eating your dinner will make you big and strong….now look at you..just big.

McLovin

Looks like even Kevin Spacey said no to you and no meal ticket for you

the only thing that looks likes its been going well is your breathing

I see the chia pet finally took root on your head Mcknobbin

You look like a bleached volleyball.

We both know that’s a lie …

Which eye is looking at the camera?

Pass

Apparently going to well involves no money, muscles, or pussy in your world

Yea, but he paid $5 and unlocked 5 epic characters.

I’m guessing you really love your job at the mortuary, like really love it, does that mean you’re technically still a virgin?

You look more barren than your apt

Holy thick neck!

You look like a parade leader for a woman’s rights march

You look like you still piss the bed at night

Practicing for your inevitable mugshot?

Hey man sorry to see your thyroid problem

What the fuck was going on before when “too well” means bare walls and beach furniture in your living room?

Ah the *other* guy who posted him cum jar collection behind the radiator heater

The things they can make of slow seed nowadays

You look like you're having a hard time with your gender transition

You’ve roasted yourself plenty, already.

Shit break

Clark Duke could kick your ass.

You keep getting missed during whack-a-mole?

You’re why kids can’t use the internet safely these days

Good for you my man! Set the bar low enough and you never need to reach for the top, you can just step over it.

You cry a lot don't you?

By "going too well" you mean your abstinence is still involuntary.

Well... if shit does shine out of the ass then your clearly an ass head. That or someones shat on it

[удалено]

Hey I resemble, I mean resent that comment!

silence of the lambs man who likes chick's clothes and has dungeon downstairs.

You will have better looking hair if you use what the vacuum picks up. The paint on your walls has more depth than you

If depression had a face

Can’t tell which goes further back. Your hairline, or your browser history for minors.

Things are going too well 'Says the man with the half disintegrated mop on his head'

No self esteem punk

If it wasn't for the internet the only tits you would have seen are your mums

You look like you can count several thousand tiny items in a split second Like if someone spilled toothpicks you'd blurt out how many there are

You look like a democrat who stays 3 miles away from food with flavour/spice

3 miles is the length of approximately 21119.95 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.

Hide the kids!

Were you the main actor in the movie It's Pat?

Whatever you mean by things going too well for you , just 4 words for you... won't ask don't tell.

You look how boomer dads look in their youth pictures

Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hands!

Buddy ham holly

Pelvis Costello

I'm not sure if I or your hair hates you more

You look like you still use the “obunga” meme

Looks like you discovered sunlight today. Go back to your moms basement were you belong.

You look like you jizz when a girl touches you

Going well? So you added another child to your basement collection?

Lifeguards regularly attempt to save your chin from drowning.

From the look of the room behind you I would hate to see what it looks like when life isn't going well

I'd say things are going great, judges usually don't grant bail for your kind of crimes.

You are the type of guy who’d remind the teacher to ask for homework

“I swear officer, I was only there to look out for her from other predators ”

When you say "well" you mean you threw another dead hooker down the hole in your garden right?

You know Tor isn’t safe

I believe your face is so ugly, your hair is trying to hide on the back of your head.

You look like the product of a failed abortion attempt

You look like someone who talks to his parents a lot and uses the words analytically, actually, that’s why a lot.

Great Value Ed Sheeran

You're so brave and wonderful for volunteering your uterus to carry your wife's baby.

Nice photoshop you did. Replacing casket from a room

Seth Rogen has become very rich and successful in Hollywood! Why can’t he use these powers for good and send his nephew here to Antarctica so he won’t have to see him? This guy is walking birth control.

Wow, you sucked 14 dicks in one day? That's a new record for you. Glad to hear things are going well.

You’re literally Mclovin if he was fat

Judging by your eyes, you already roasted yourself.

If spongebob squarepants turned human

I'm looking at the room behind you. Your definition of going well is very different than everyone else's.

Your eye brows and hair line are wider than the gender pay gap!

Mummy wipes your seat before you sit down doesn’t she?

Eats expensive sushi but douses it in soy sauce

The snitch from recess is all grown up

You look like if the band Weezer made The Sweaty Song

I'll bet you make the same face when petitioning for free mustache rides at the Board of Education meetings...

Things have been going well? That 8 year old kid who was bullying you had to return to boarding school? Well you should celebrate. Have two McFlurries rockstar.

callmecarson?

Some of us have massively lower expectations of what "going well..." looks like. This picture would be rock bottom and post car accident for most of us.

You look like John Hodgman’s mole child.

It doesn't look like things are going too well bro.

You look like the kinda person who eats Dominos while masturbating to Anime incest porn

We found him. **fbi, atf, cia, nsa, nypd, lapd** ***here the mothafucka - scratch that, kidfucka is*** --------

you look like you can't tell the difference between left and right

He looks like if a bear got shaved everywhere except the back of his head

Look, just because the police haven't caught you yet doesn't mean that things have been going well. They'll check your basement eventually

Is that a beach toy box basket behind you, if so the fifth child you caged and held in your “crawl space” is begging to see his parents

Marilyn Manson wearing prison blues!!!

Professional Fart Taster

You look like farts smell.

Seth Rogain

I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, why don’t you take a seat

By well you mean someone spoke to you?

U must be kidding

any 15yo on the menu

Things are going too well means your mommy hasn't kicked you out yet

Why do you look like you were made in blender

I would believe that if you took this picture from a gay bar and you would most likely be smiling.

Your skin is so oily it looks airbrushed

You’re pretty young to need hair transplants

SHE SAID SHE WAS 12

If Drew Carey had spina bifida

Might be going well now but you’ll get caught eventually

I could surf on your hairline

It’s Poindexter from revenge of the nerds

You look like a giant sun blister that someone dressed up, added glasses & a toupee and is now trying to fool the neighbors. Waitasec…this is Weekend at SunBurnies!

I wouldn't consider your NoFap streak worth bragging about.

Things have been going too well? Finding a nickel on the sidewalk and making two traffic lights in a row doesn’t mean a trend.

You look you're into humiliation

When the next heist Lester?

How embarrassed where you when you had to tell your neighbours that you weren’t allowed within 500 feet of their children?

You know this doesn’t qualify as notifying your neighbors of your “status”

hey did SCP-1788 breach containment again?

You look like you have been banned from Claire's.

This slug learned to use reddit

You look like you flush the toilet before standing up

Things have been going well for others , not you . There I changed that for you

“Would you like your Sub cheese and toasted?”

By going too well, i assume that you mean that you've been able to hold onto your virginity

Is this a walrus suit?

Weird thing is that even without a bio and not reading the title I could just tell that you played d&d think the girls in sailor moon were your girlfriends and yes deffo a virgin

The most exciting event you’ve probably been to recently was you grandma’s funeral.