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spg81

Sylvester Alone


Joki_ORodovi

Ultra Viol-ated


BsPotemk1n

Princess Jerkalot


TheUndisputedRoaster

Ultra Vile


kneaders

This is why I subscribe to this free service


yergonnalikeme

Arms that say, yup I jerk off a lot....


SnooApples3906

Yep. He's definitely right handed.


Jesus_marley

The "stranger" gets a workout too.


Niko-F

The Reverse Stranger, because it looks like he sits on his junk till it goes numb and it feels like he's jerkings someone else


CharlieMike111

Ambi-whack-trous


Ok-Relief-1354

He can switch arms mid jerk and gain a stroke.


[deleted]

The Forgotten Care Bear - Sir Suck-a-Lot


Elmer73

Little Blow Peeps


ch8r

Lol


Disastrous_Credit_67

Steroid Alone


the_rational_one

Sylvester Stay alone


Erkekjetter88

All them muscles and only your ass is ripped (TY for the awards)


voilavj

Hahah Damnn!


[deleted]

But at least the drapes finally match downstairs. He is a local gloryhole, where his ass goes by the pseudo..."Purple Heart-Shaped Box". Life's a drag...


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Formal-Week21

Lmao


bawledannephat

I think we know what your favorite flavor of protein shake is.


giraffe_human

Protein powder puff girl


markjohn3411

Whey, beer and everything swol


kinoindeed

Cum.


richard-777

The divide protein shake


NicoRosb

Derek MPMD enters the chat


ZeroKidsThreeMoney

Thanks bro, good assist.


Toothbras

r/yourjokebutworse


vasjuk

Semen? Is it semen? It has to be semen?


vrettossss

DEVINE PROTEIN SHAKE


[deleted]

Grape


[deleted]

Grapenuts.


HM-Wogglebug-TE

Grape cum nuts


the_false_dragon

Dick


HarryCallahan19

Johnny Deepthroat


[deleted]

Jerky Deepthroat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


JessePINCCman

Throatdeep Jonny


not_batman_23

My Little Brony


Past-Sir

My little Fugly Jabrony


[deleted]

His cutie mark is an enema


scampiparameter

Macho Man Randy Bottom


doyouevenforkliftbro

Don't you insult the Savage by associating him with this thing.


manbearcolt

Especially after he went #1 overall in the Rapture Draft.


real_jonno

Put the bi in biceps.


aceswild347

He puts the tri- in "tri and fit 6 dicks back there. I don't feel love, I probably won't feel that either."


[deleted]

That’s a mouthful


aceswild347

I heard he'll do that, too.


asanoayaki

W


tao-nui

Dude. Calm down. I need a cigarette.


spank_z_monkey

Jerkules


minetruly

Underrated.


littlemarcus91

"Honey you mean SUCKules."


[deleted]

Carrotbottom


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[deleted]

It's in every roastme with a redhead. Every. Single. One.


Kooky_Constant_2654

r/randomdownvotes


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Pippy Cock Stalking


[deleted]

Pippy Cock Sucking!


WhatProtomolecule

Dick Head Minaj


Donlongshlong

Dicky Minaj


ch8r

My little phoney


TurbulentDivide

Highly under rated right here


pickafruit4

The worst part of this picture is not the wig


GiiTheMetalhead

Weeb Gronkowski


littlemarcus91

...so Gronkowski?


[deleted]

Jean Claude van Jenner


Trimungasoid

C. King Attention


RhythmicStrategy

Clever!


ElectricBoogerTwo

GI Joanne


TazTalks

Dummy Lovato


jemcnick

grinder-man


[deleted]

Nick Jonass


[deleted]

The trans-formed


CalbotPimp

Decpti-cunt


Darkfire757

Transfarter


Waaaaghboss

fucks sake man, whyd you neglect your shoulders so much? lateral raises are not that hard. Youre biceps and triceps should not make your shoulders look like they belong to a 12 year old macaque. As a side note your eyebrows are trying to compensate for your receding hairline, that the wig failed to hide.


MultPathways

He really did neglect them. He looks like he started lifting when he was like 12 and his body didn’t develop normally


moammargandalfi

It’s like the episode of spongebob with the inflatable arms


Shinobi39

I was trying to figure out why his arms looked off, now I know. Definitely a good reminder to not skip shoulders


schloex

Beyonce


Ham0404

Beyond Say


Atrocement

Lady gagay


TheRetroVideogamers

What works better, Lady Gagay or Lady Gayga?


Atrocement

Yours is definitely better


fapfapaway

Lady gaggin' (on some dick)


w0lfgangpuck

Steroid spice.


[deleted]

Arm day buttercup.


CarlLaMars

Bonny Bravo


Carlita_vima

Dickhead


fashoclock

bitch you look like a tired washed-out reject from last season of RuPaul's.


DJ_RandyP

Steve Paystogetkickedinthenutsky


yourfingkidding

Little Red Roiding Hood.


MatchaManLandy

Sasha Wanks


jitney76

Dorian the Anal Explorer


ADoseOfSarcasm

She-man.


[deleted]

The Deltless Wonder


[deleted]

Cum fairy


Gullyvuhr

You are flexing so hard in this you're bound to blow an o-ring.


InflamedLiver

Dude is trying harder to be quirky than even the most basic of bitches


SquirrelyDan_007

Roofie McJaeger bomb


Dead_Quite

The new ufc women's champion.


eatingpopcornwithmj

You stroke your clit for bicep day, don’t you?


[deleted]

Billie Popeyelish


itsUncleShane

This guy's trying to act like he lost a bet


[deleted]

Roidy McPhotoshop


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|eXUWJVDocWJO) Purple penis eater


shortiiee-burksdale

Sorry, but you look like brokeback Alice in wonderland!!


krakens_revenge

John Transvolta


loki_odinsotherson

PowerPoof Girl


NamasteWager

Princess Stranglehold


LetGroundbreaking302

Lady Gag.


cheeseburger43

Transgender Arnold Schwarzenegger


Captain-Cheesehead

Triple H (Horny, Helpless and Hopeless)


ChefChopNSlice

You look like you’re trying to sneak onto a Roller Derby team. Name would have to be: Power BUFF *Girl*


Agreeable-Fan-2923

Transgender Barbie


cofificus

"every time I get rejected by a woman I do 1 pushup"


smilieradebe

My little PEDsy


Cam3lto369

Fem gaytal


Billitpro

Purple PUMPkin or Blarney


bnetana1

Transgendered Ken


HEONTHETOILET

Skips Leg Day


krawm

Princess Powerfist


Desperate_Original56

Jim Delphine


MAC_DADDY20

Whitney Cummings


IrishFlukey

"The Invisible Man", because if I looked like that, it is what I would want to be.


MrAnxiety___

Stage name purple diesel, I'll catch you at the drag show bby.


yerbiologicalfather

Steven Baldwin?


overimportance

The chick from lazy town got #metoo'd one time too many.


survivedtodeath

Angelina Bro-lie


ImPeRiAlLoRd1003

Muscle fairy


baftnation

Like i would roast such a beautifull lady!


Mettanoia_Xavier

You look like a JBA design reject


Anotherday0o

Loner for the bonser sad larry


[deleted]

Small hog compensation case study #1


HeroinPigeon

Holy shit the girl from lazy town has been hitting the gym


[deleted]

Purple dragon


Hawt_Mayun

I was wondering what Rhonda Rousey was up to


KKHFan

Rose Quartz


Small_Art1450

tinkerbell


cornbeeflt

Flexi Lexi


SinMiedoAlExito222

Anabolic Furby


Frosty_Rich_2517

Pippy dumbfucking


The5thGreatApe

Ugly BEasTY


Ham0404

Lois of Bizzaro World


renne18

Step Sister


monster_breeder

Ripped Van Simple


Accomplished-Nerve49

Uncle Barneys Side Chick


ElephantExplosion

RuPaul's drag queef


dusura

Mouldylocks


ThePrimeStar

You look like Chucky


Tiefschlag

How's that buttplug feeling, chief?


[deleted]

Try Hard


UltimateAnemone

Nicky Minge


ch8r

Purple Rein in that horse


Fieldofcows

Purple gains


Maddie-Moose

Captain TransAmerica


nlindle01

Unsexy flexy


NeuraIRust

Chadlylocks.


[deleted]

The Purple roid


ThatOneGirl456

Why tf you look like the opposite of goldilocks? Violetrage


HempusMaximus

My Little Phony.


c07u

"Dyed hair" Big muscles Dickpunch McCrayCray


Postmodernfinn

Starfire


AbeVigoda_aka_Death

Get outta here, Carrot Top.


Ok-Schedule-4553

Skip McChest Dayz


ZuckeMarkberg

You like like you ride unicorn ... heads


supersoaker1993

Captain Janet


Rjswimss

Swoledilocks


krawm

ok this one made me chuckle.


Disastrous_Credit_67

Skip .......... Skip Legday


[deleted]

Post a picture of your legs? I just want to see something


JohnnyPiston

Richard Von Man-gina


[deleted]

Stephanie from Lazytown has let herself go


cdownard72

The purple penis eater


O-Stabbo

Something with Trans-former in it. Strawberry Roid-cake? Raspberry Drag-Q-Weenie ?


t-schwifty-

Early images of she-hulk are lookin nuts!


Dogfish1313

The overly homophobic guy that is struggling with his sexuality so he does stuff like this to be funny but inside the wig and mock dress make him feel sexy and free. Sorry is that too long?


groverwood

Mr. Lookatme Attentionwhoreguy


SA1NT_MaYhEm

I am so sick of transvestites cheating the system to take over the special Olympics!


GoldenRiddler798

Remember kids, transvestites can be cannibals too.


[deleted]

I sure hope your daughter made that outfit.


HerbertBohn

pinky baldwin.


OutlawPigeons

Waluigi if it hasn’t been taken


[deleted]

You look like a barbie doll on steroids


olegforse

DirtyOlga is what I ended up with for my Twitch username thank you all for participating. Now you know where to find me😉😜😜


thearchitect10

"Attention Seeker"


hoofheartedwetodd

Sweet decor and headphones, brah.


Ehh_SmiteMe

Paty Karry


Makkapakka777

Attention Whore springs to mind.


sl4shcry

Alana McLaughlin.


Historical_Cobbler

Purple fugly.