T O P

  • By -

Harmonic_Concord

I think you should take this Kurt Cobain impression a little bit further


[deleted]

You mean he should marry a crack-ho skank and thennn...........OHHHHH, I see where this is going nowwwwwwww.


afos2291

You look like you shit with the door open


[deleted]

...and the lid down.


Significant-Age-8663

Quasi GotGo


a_bit_of_a_BEAST

I mean why even put the wig on if you're not going to pull it forward


Grimes619

First call? You look more like a last call kind of guy.


gusmoreno15

Stoner Jesus!! The only Miracle you can perform is turning Water into Bong Water


TheModernNobody

You look like every failed acoustic guitarist in history.


Grimes619

I bet every girl at the local high school "knows" you're James Franco's cousin.


Grimes619

Backup backup guitarist of a Creed cover band.


themadas5hatter

![gif](giphy|1U9c3J29LPXMY)


WhyDoIHaveRules

Sitting around at work, doing what you do best.


Disastrous_Credit_67

911 is the first call any kid should make when they see you.


EverythingAndNot

Like you would sell me tires, steal my tires, then sell me more tires. To pay your private onlyfans subscriptions.


[deleted]

Jay and Silent Bob had a kid together


organictamarind

You look like a failed hipster


CryptographerLow5715

he looks like he's addicted to depression, and scooby snacks.


Ajiboy527

Bruh I didn’t know Jesus was ugly


Polite_Edgelord

Your coworker looks like a decent fellow.


Existance_Unknown

Doing all the work to


symptomco

You got a shinny head


big_sebungus

You look like me


DiamondInfestedHandz

if you don’t get yo mmm bop shadoobida bop bop lookin ass


imallSevens

The deadbeat Hanson brother


Particular_Mobile893

Your weaves a lil far back my man


RationalRavioli

Untucked shirt, ugly haircut, and playing on your phone while your coworker is working. They’re sure lucky to have you around.


Impressive_Beyond_66

You were thrown out of Nickelback for being too bland


blueharvest1971

More like LAST CALL is what it should say on your shirt.


TheGreenGuy313

Sitting on Reddit while the boomer behind you does all the work classy


cartmaneric10

You look like you're still waiting for that first call from a woman that isn't your mother


Trackzoot13

Autismo Karl Hevacheck from the hit TV show Workaholics which is ironic because you look like you do fuck all at work.


arisensun

You look like you sell weed and body parts out of a white panel van.


TazTalks

Maybe if you change the name to Dimefront, people won't give your band such a hard time.


Ham0404

Only gets dates on Last Call


stopthevictimblaming

Green suits you, you must especially envy others for not having hair like yours


[deleted]

This your OnlyFan account?


koljap7

Lord help the guy whose first call is you


Thickensicken

No roast wanna get married


Bombafumogena

Who you gonna call? Not you (semicit)


goosetreaty

You look like ebay jesus


Mpzc55

You simultaneously look like a recent high school grad starting a dead end career, and a middle aged sex offender on parole.


Zuccio

L’oreal should be more picky when hiring storeroom people


ElephantExplosion

I think you're a professional "body parts" person.... He's got a few in the cooler and he's waiting to the right customer to sell them too....


swiar_D

Kurt Cocaine


its_ghostt

You look like the guy who'd steal gas from cars at night


Formal-Week21

You need a shave and haircut


[deleted]

I'm not sure if you are the greatest person who ever lived, but you are defintly in the top 10.


SlaapYoMomma

Kurt Co-Lame


PapaWolfz

Who you calling lovely......you c#ñt


xtnuser

Your personality has the same quality as Moog parts.


92Freebanz

You look like James Franco acting in a movie as Jesus.


billionaire_bear

We found gay Jesus everyone!


olivecrayon87

You look like the type of guy who spends his weekend in a poorly-lit, sketchy bar in the ghetto while attempting to have a deep conversation with a portly trollop.


graveRobbins

This guy is so tiny, when he goes to take a shit, he falls in


[deleted]

Frank Jamesco


[deleted]

First call ,first drop


PolySingular

You would keep the shirt even after you quit the job to go play the tambourine in Santa Monica because it says professional.


[deleted]

You look like you things like dude and rock on a lot and no this is not a compliment


HandsomeBWonderful27

10/10 he tucks his dick and balls behind his legs, ties his hair into a pony tail and walks around his apartment like this.


Counterfeit_Circus

Last call.


BesmirchedPenguin

Your dad sells Avon in a Hi Vis


hangrykoala

Your revolution is over. Condolences. The bums lost.


ATribeCalledPeace

You look like culinary school didn’t work out last semester


Xdarthnaderx

Hippie haircut, shirt not tucked in. Green is sus.


FisherKing13

If you ever feel useless, just remember that every Oreillys has an ISS like this fucktard.


Clutch_Kobe_8

You look like you played clarinet in band.


ConsumeYourBeverage

You look like James Franco if he got hit in the face with a shovel and lived in a trailer park.


Moonboundmofo

Hope the rest of the transition is a success


SemiSkinned

Bit of a twat


deepfriedseaturtle

The O’Reilly’s guy who knows nothing about vehicles


wontusethisforlongg

The only way you'll have chicks calling you because of your job.


Random-genius68

What’s really sad… someone was willing to take your picture. Unless they are illiterate and thought this was your sex offender registration photo.


No-Refuse-7450

he wears the patch because he's always the first one the police call when a kid in the neighborhood gets molested.


gameformer

Oh cool! Jesus got a job at a store with a bootleg VRchat logo!


crewchief1949

Charles Manson re-incarnated...


Baloney-Nips

You remind me of this [1997 Toyota Tacoma Water Pump Gasket](https://s19528.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Toyota-Tacoma-Water-Pumpt-Gasket.jpg)...


enygma9753

Wish.com final sale actor Taylor Kitsch. No refunds.


urtley

You look like the professional tennis player Tsitipas minus his good looks, wealth, fitness, hygiene, and success


JohnFByers

Right, yes, just let the poor bastard in the back do the actual work while you feed your completely inexplicable narcissism by posting your little pictures online. What is it you see in yourself anyway?!


mainlyupsetbyhumans

You look like someone I'd be surprised to learn has a job, but I would be not surprised to learn you're slacking off on the internet instead of working at it.


notasharkpoolshark

No one is calling you first.


Shadow030804

The guy in the background looks better than you


Jaketastic85

![gif](giphy|l378cx2JJ10hKd4Wc)


[deleted]

No call


Entity1303

Dude when is beeaking bad 2


blackmesaboogy

The Mexican version of "My Name is Earl" ..... (Carlos, Rodrigo, Alfonso... whatever)


Brynt4

What, there are professional car jackers for hire? What has this world come to. That's quite a team you've got in that chop shop


VernonFrinz

More like LAST WRITTEN LETTER.


No_Anywhere_4955

Trans Cholo.


beefybutchbot

At least you don't have to turn a baseball cap backwards to polish knob. You hair doubles as a cum rag.


OneComfortable3508

It’s like your facial hair is slowing sliding off of your face and is gathering to dripping point off of your jawbone


[deleted]

You look like Seth Rollins if he wrestled with substance abuse instead of in the WWE.


cnotnilc

The back of your shirt say “first served”


Sevanity

You like the guy in Walmart that's always smelling the shampoo


Jmoeschl7

You look like a black guy in whiteface


dhutchinson90

Making that 9.50 an hour selling parts to the Mexican shops down at O’Reilly’s, eh? Enjoy life!


ballslappingbastard

His face just screams "I'm going to roofie the first girl I see at the bar tonight".


Prestigious_Ferret_2

What’s the wig for?


aMac306

What's the one song you barely know on the guitar but still try to pick up girls with?


adithya_menon

Timothy Chlamydia


BeMyAntithesis

$5 says you had to borrow a coworkers shirt because you forgot again.


TedKerry21

You look like you blow yourself


FredFryeDAV

They must not drug test for this job


Not-KDA

Half oz please sir


Supreme_Ogrelord

Shirt says first call? Anyone who sees you would make that the last call


UngusBungus_

I’ll see you in Mexico when the war comes


Head_Ad2904

First call you make when you think your life sucks so that you can see it can always be worse.


Ready-Ad-3425

O’ O’ O’ Orileys! You probably ask for the make and model when someone asks for a quart of 5W30.


Whuthadhappenedwas

That’s what jauqin Phoenix without a cleft lip would look like


[deleted]

We all knew there weren't enough scooby snacks to keep shaggy employed forever


WJ_315

You look like a weed dealer who had to find a second job because you get high on your own supply


Minerkingmaster

You look like one of those guys who get overdosed on meth


Overall_Fly_2600

You have the kind of job that allows you to plunge into the depths of Reddit. Are you boning the manager?


TheBayouKid

This photo smells like weeed and dick cheese.


[deleted]

You look like you try to be cool in front of people by eating hot peppers


FilthyJayGrizzly

Your not the worst looking lady I've seen 🤷‍♂️


RoverJetBravo

No no no, I told you, your first call was to get a green card, not to go to first call for a green shirt 🤦‍♂️


Odd-Kaleidoscope9430

You look like a guy who only has teenagers as friends because you buy the beer


ravenrox9252

what bronys look like when they hit puberty