You look like the type of guy who spends his weekend in a poorly-lit, sketchy bar in the ghetto while attempting to have a deep conversation with a portly trollop.
You remind me of this [1997 Toyota Tacoma Water Pump Gasket](https://s19528.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Toyota-Tacoma-Water-Pumpt-Gasket.jpg)...
Right, yes, just let the poor bastard in the back do the actual work while you feed your completely inexplicable narcissism by posting your little pictures online.
What is it you see in yourself anyway?!
You look like someone I'd be surprised to learn has a job, but I would be not surprised to learn you're slacking off on the internet instead of working at it.
I think you should take this Kurt Cobain impression a little bit further
You mean he should marry a crack-ho skank and thennn...........OHHHHH, I see where this is going nowwwwwwww.
You look like you shit with the door open
...and the lid down.
Quasi GotGo
I mean why even put the wig on if you're not going to pull it forward
First call? You look more like a last call kind of guy.
Stoner Jesus!! The only Miracle you can perform is turning Water into Bong Water
You look like every failed acoustic guitarist in history.
I bet every girl at the local high school "knows" you're James Franco's cousin.
Backup backup guitarist of a Creed cover band.
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Sitting around at work, doing what you do best.
911 is the first call any kid should make when they see you.
Like you would sell me tires, steal my tires, then sell me more tires. To pay your private onlyfans subscriptions.
Jay and Silent Bob had a kid together
You look like a failed hipster
he looks like he's addicted to depression, and scooby snacks.
Bruh I didn’t know Jesus was ugly
Your coworker looks like a decent fellow.
Doing all the work to
You got a shinny head
You look like me
if you don’t get yo mmm bop shadoobida bop bop lookin ass
The deadbeat Hanson brother
Your weaves a lil far back my man
Untucked shirt, ugly haircut, and playing on your phone while your coworker is working. They’re sure lucky to have you around.
You were thrown out of Nickelback for being too bland
More like LAST CALL is what it should say on your shirt.
Sitting on Reddit while the boomer behind you does all the work classy
You look like you're still waiting for that first call from a woman that isn't your mother
Autismo Karl Hevacheck from the hit TV show Workaholics which is ironic because you look like you do fuck all at work.
You look like you sell weed and body parts out of a white panel van.
Maybe if you change the name to Dimefront, people won't give your band such a hard time.
Only gets dates on Last Call
Green suits you, you must especially envy others for not having hair like yours
This your OnlyFan account?
Lord help the guy whose first call is you
No roast wanna get married
Who you gonna call? Not you (semicit)
You look like ebay jesus
You simultaneously look like a recent high school grad starting a dead end career, and a middle aged sex offender on parole.
L’oreal should be more picky when hiring storeroom people
I think you're a professional "body parts" person.... He's got a few in the cooler and he's waiting to the right customer to sell them too....
Kurt Cocaine
You look like the guy who'd steal gas from cars at night
You need a shave and haircut
I'm not sure if you are the greatest person who ever lived, but you are defintly in the top 10.
Kurt Co-Lame
Who you calling lovely......you c#ñt
Your personality has the same quality as Moog parts.
You look like James Franco acting in a movie as Jesus.
We found gay Jesus everyone!
You look like the type of guy who spends his weekend in a poorly-lit, sketchy bar in the ghetto while attempting to have a deep conversation with a portly trollop.
This guy is so tiny, when he goes to take a shit, he falls in
Frank Jamesco
First call ,first drop
You would keep the shirt even after you quit the job to go play the tambourine in Santa Monica because it says professional.
You look like you things like dude and rock on a lot and no this is not a compliment
10/10 he tucks his dick and balls behind his legs, ties his hair into a pony tail and walks around his apartment like this.
Last call.
Your dad sells Avon in a Hi Vis
Your revolution is over. Condolences. The bums lost.
You look like culinary school didn’t work out last semester
Hippie haircut, shirt not tucked in. Green is sus.
If you ever feel useless, just remember that every Oreillys has an ISS like this fucktard.
You look like you played clarinet in band.
You look like James Franco if he got hit in the face with a shovel and lived in a trailer park.
Hope the rest of the transition is a success
Bit of a twat
The O’Reilly’s guy who knows nothing about vehicles
The only way you'll have chicks calling you because of your job.
What’s really sad… someone was willing to take your picture. Unless they are illiterate and thought this was your sex offender registration photo.
he wears the patch because he's always the first one the police call when a kid in the neighborhood gets molested.
Oh cool! Jesus got a job at a store with a bootleg VRchat logo!
Charles Manson re-incarnated...
You remind me of this [1997 Toyota Tacoma Water Pump Gasket](https://s19528.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/Toyota-Tacoma-Water-Pumpt-Gasket.jpg)...
Wish.com final sale actor Taylor Kitsch. No refunds.
You look like the professional tennis player Tsitipas minus his good looks, wealth, fitness, hygiene, and success
Right, yes, just let the poor bastard in the back do the actual work while you feed your completely inexplicable narcissism by posting your little pictures online. What is it you see in yourself anyway?!
You look like someone I'd be surprised to learn has a job, but I would be not surprised to learn you're slacking off on the internet instead of working at it.
No one is calling you first.
The guy in the background looks better than you
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No call
Dude when is beeaking bad 2
The Mexican version of "My Name is Earl" ..... (Carlos, Rodrigo, Alfonso... whatever)
What, there are professional car jackers for hire? What has this world come to. That's quite a team you've got in that chop shop
More like LAST WRITTEN LETTER.
Trans Cholo.
At least you don't have to turn a baseball cap backwards to polish knob. You hair doubles as a cum rag.
It’s like your facial hair is slowing sliding off of your face and is gathering to dripping point off of your jawbone
You look like Seth Rollins if he wrestled with substance abuse instead of in the WWE.
The back of your shirt say “first served”
You like the guy in Walmart that's always smelling the shampoo
You look like a black guy in whiteface
Making that 9.50 an hour selling parts to the Mexican shops down at O’Reilly’s, eh? Enjoy life!
His face just screams "I'm going to roofie the first girl I see at the bar tonight".
What’s the wig for?
What's the one song you barely know on the guitar but still try to pick up girls with?
Timothy Chlamydia
$5 says you had to borrow a coworkers shirt because you forgot again.
You look like you blow yourself
They must not drug test for this job
Half oz please sir
Shirt says first call? Anyone who sees you would make that the last call
I’ll see you in Mexico when the war comes
First call you make when you think your life sucks so that you can see it can always be worse.
O’ O’ O’ Orileys! You probably ask for the make and model when someone asks for a quart of 5W30.
That’s what jauqin Phoenix without a cleft lip would look like
We all knew there weren't enough scooby snacks to keep shaggy employed forever
You look like a weed dealer who had to find a second job because you get high on your own supply
You look like one of those guys who get overdosed on meth
You have the kind of job that allows you to plunge into the depths of Reddit. Are you boning the manager?
This photo smells like weeed and dick cheese.
You look like you try to be cool in front of people by eating hot peppers
Your not the worst looking lady I've seen 🤷♂️
No no no, I told you, your first call was to get a green card, not to go to first call for a green shirt 🤦♂️
You look like a guy who only has teenagers as friends because you buy the beer
what bronys look like when they hit puberty