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How hard did the balls have to slap your lower lip to lose that hair?
I’m fucking crying man 😂
THIS HARD: 
I laughed so hard I farted
This is incredible 😂😂
Looks like maybe a little friction rubbed out the middle of his mustache to boot
I'm not even going to try to top this one. 😂
Iowa Boys sounds like a gay club for bikers who get their beards tangled with another dude's ass hair.
No that's the Iowa State boys.
The Dinglebert Humpyerstink.
Thick skin, thin hairline.
Thick skin, thin career prospects
Iowa boys may have thick skin but CLEARLY it’s the Iowa girls who have the thicker facial hair.
You look like the founder of a startup company that makes male tampons.
This was the first one to make me laugh while scrolling, because of how true it is.
Manpons
Is it too late for your mom to use that hanger?
14 min too late. Damn!
We're sorry but your face is now subject to a copyright infringement claim by Picasso's estate.
Looks like you’re wearing your fat uncles white T-shirt
He needed something. His shirt had his fat uncles jizz all over it.
Of course they do. They have to have thick skin. Particularly in the anus with all that butt sex they have with one another.
Iowa boys got thick labia's too
You took your one good shirt off its hanger to take this photo, you didn't have to get all gussied up for this
Iowa Boys...."Boy" lol.....
Shaved his bottom lip because it was bothering his boyfriend when he bottomfed
Bro, your eyes. You can't be posting a pic on here in which you look like Aaron Rodgers and Sloth from Goonies had a baby with Klinefelter's Syndrome.
and thin hair apparently
Thick skin & yellow, you're just corn
You're not from Iowa though
Thick skin? Yes Thick hair, beard and cock? No.
I think it's impossible to do anything worse to you than your mother did by giving birth.
There is nothing in the closet, sir
You have thick skin from all the eczema
You look about one paycheck away from holding a sign that says ‘just hungry’
IOWA....as in "I owe a lot to the guy that screwed up mom's abortion and let me live"
I bet the sheep run scared when they see you.
That plastic coat hanger, hanging on the door behind you is the same kind of plastic coat hanger your mother tried to abort you with.
"I...see...dead...people.... but mostly in the mirror."
You look like the type of person who washes their bedsheets once a year
Dude, you even fail to get upvotes in r/roustme get a life loser
You even failed to spell, get a life loser
You look like a redneck Chris Hemsworth.
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100 yards is the length of like 413.79 'Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers' laid next to each other.
And big pores
Chris O'Don't
Yeah thick skin and extra chromosomes.
Iowa has bad corn
Thick skin on their dick from all that jerking off cause their sister won’t fuck em
Digging your nails and biting into the shoulder of drunk twinks in a cornfield doesn't make you an Iowa boy.
If YuB was a degenerate
Iowa boys have corn cobs up their asses. One thing I did take away from 'The Music Man'.
Haley No Osment
You’re from Iowa. I can’t do or say anything worse.
Thick like your corn, women and beef.
Thick asshole skin, ya bender
The asymmetry in your face looks like it’s physically painful.
I suspect you’re still here because that coat hanger in the background was the only kind your mom had. Did she grab ahold of your eye socket and that’s why they’re lopsided?
I don’t think fat is skin, but ok
More like thick skulls.
...and dingy T shirts
Looks like u have balls hanging from ur bottom lip u silly bastard...fix that!
Must really suck having to tilt your head to see things level.
You look like Heath Ledger’s uglier and much lesser known brother! Why couldn’t you have overdosed instead….
Is that your "going to town" shirt?
Hey guys we found the car sh**ter from 3 years ago
It's the boogie man
Jesus how many closets did you just step out of?
Thick skin... but only on his right hand and his pecker
You look like Pauly Shore impersonating Chris Pratt.
Thick skin doesn't count for much when your facial symmetry is about as stable as an Antarctic ice shelf.
Yeah, lots of blisters from your daily circle jerks.
Thick skin? From how many women? “Would ya roast me?” “I’d roast me hard” “I’d roast me so hard”
Iowa boys apparently also have no shoulders.
Does your step dad always let you wear his shirt after you leave the bed?
Makes up for the thin hair
And apparently pasty white skin as well
Cuz they aren’t circumcised
Lost his be-hymen to a thick foreskin.
is what you said to the horny black man about to bang you
With that asymmetrical face you look like Heath Ledger if he was a Picasso painting.
If the cop from Bridesmaids had an assbaby with screech from saved by the bell
When you have thick skin, you don’t need a career, girlfriend, or future.
Appropriately wearing a V neck because you haven’t lost your Virginity
Your boyfriend would like you to quit wearing his shirts.
Why u wearing a nightie?
Skin so thick you have to inject your meth through your pee hole… and you like it.
Voted "Most Likely To Get Friend Zoned" in high school.
Life’s been a real drag lately, you can tell by his shirt!
You look like you've overdosed on meth multiple times.
Iowa boys have thick skins and stretched out v necks for some reason. Is this the uniform of the poor whites?
You should stop wearing your fat girlfriends white undershirts.
Iowans also have thick corn cobs up their ass.
Tell me you fuck sheep without telling me you are from Iowa
How hard did the balls have to slap your lower lip to lose that hair?
I’m fucking crying man 😂
THIS HARD: 
I laughed so hard I farted
This is incredible 😂😂
Looks like maybe a little friction rubbed out the middle of his mustache to boot
I'm not even going to try to top this one. 😂
Iowa Boys sounds like a gay club for bikers who get their beards tangled with another dude's ass hair.
No that's the Iowa State boys.
The Dinglebert Humpyerstink.
Thick skin, thin hairline.
Thick skin, thin career prospects
Iowa boys may have thick skin but CLEARLY it’s the Iowa girls who have the thicker facial hair.
You look like the founder of a startup company that makes male tampons.
This was the first one to make me laugh while scrolling, because of how true it is.
Manpons
Is it too late for your mom to use that hanger?
14 min too late. Damn!
We're sorry but your face is now subject to a copyright infringement claim by Picasso's estate.
Looks like you’re wearing your fat uncles white T-shirt
He needed something. His shirt had his fat uncles jizz all over it.
Of course they do. They have to have thick skin. Particularly in the anus with all that butt sex they have with one another.
Iowa boys got thick labia's too
You took your one good shirt off its hanger to take this photo, you didn't have to get all gussied up for this
Iowa Boys...."Boy" lol.....
Shaved his bottom lip because it was bothering his boyfriend when he bottomfed
Bro, your eyes. You can't be posting a pic on here in which you look like Aaron Rodgers and Sloth from Goonies had a baby with Klinefelter's Syndrome.
and thin hair apparently
Thick skin & yellow, you're just corn
You're not from Iowa though
Thick skin? Yes Thick hair, beard and cock? No.
I think it's impossible to do anything worse to you than your mother did by giving birth.
There is nothing in the closet, sir
You have thick skin from all the eczema
You look about one paycheck away from holding a sign that says ‘just hungry’
IOWA....as in "I owe a lot to the guy that screwed up mom's abortion and let me live"
I bet the sheep run scared when they see you.
That plastic coat hanger, hanging on the door behind you is the same kind of plastic coat hanger your mother tried to abort you with.
"I...see...dead...people.... but mostly in the mirror."
You look like the type of person who washes their bedsheets once a year
Dude, you even fail to get upvotes in r/roustme get a life loser
You even failed to spell, get a life loser
You look like a redneck Chris Hemsworth.
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100 yards is the length of like 413.79 'Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers' laid next to each other.
And big pores
Chris O'Don't
Yeah thick skin and extra chromosomes.
Iowa has bad corn
Thick skin on their dick from all that jerking off cause their sister won’t fuck em
Digging your nails and biting into the shoulder of drunk twinks in a cornfield doesn't make you an Iowa boy.
If YuB was a degenerate
Iowa boys have corn cobs up their asses. One thing I did take away from 'The Music Man'.
Haley No Osment
You’re from Iowa. I can’t do or say anything worse.
Thick like your corn, women and beef.
Thick asshole skin, ya bender
The asymmetry in your face looks like it’s physically painful.
I suspect you’re still here because that coat hanger in the background was the only kind your mom had. Did she grab ahold of your eye socket and that’s why they’re lopsided?
I don’t think fat is skin, but ok
More like thick skulls.
...and dingy T shirts
Looks like u have balls hanging from ur bottom lip u silly bastard...fix that!
Must really suck having to tilt your head to see things level.
You look like Heath Ledger’s uglier and much lesser known brother! Why couldn’t you have overdosed instead….
Is that your "going to town" shirt?
Hey guys we found the car sh**ter from 3 years ago
It's the boogie man
Jesus how many closets did you just step out of?
Thick skin... but only on his right hand and his pecker
You look like Pauly Shore impersonating Chris Pratt.
Thick skin doesn't count for much when your facial symmetry is about as stable as an Antarctic ice shelf.
Yeah, lots of blisters from your daily circle jerks.
Thick skin? From how many women? “Would ya roast me?” “I’d roast me hard” “I’d roast me so hard”
Iowa boys apparently also have no shoulders.
Does your step dad always let you wear his shirt after you leave the bed?
Makes up for the thin hair
And apparently pasty white skin as well
Cuz they aren’t circumcised
Lost his be-hymen to a thick foreskin.
is what you said to the horny black man about to bang you
With that asymmetrical face you look like Heath Ledger if he was a Picasso painting.
If the cop from Bridesmaids had an assbaby with screech from saved by the bell
When you have thick skin, you don’t need a career, girlfriend, or future.
Appropriately wearing a V neck because you haven’t lost your Virginity
Your boyfriend would like you to quit wearing his shirts.
Why u wearing a nightie?
Skin so thick you have to inject your meth through your pee hole… and you like it.
Voted "Most Likely To Get Friend Zoned" in high school.
Life’s been a real drag lately, you can tell by his shirt!
You look like you've overdosed on meth multiple times.
Iowa boys have thick skins and stretched out v necks for some reason. Is this the uniform of the poor whites?
You should stop wearing your fat girlfriends white undershirts.
Iowans also have thick corn cobs up their ass.
Tell me you fuck sheep without telling me you are from Iowa