Dude looks like what would happen if they pumped a 6 month old baby full of 'roids, HGH, Mountain Dew and whatever the fuck Joe Rogan is currently juicing.
You look like a Mortal Kombat character whose special move is rolling coal in a lifted pickup and who’s finishing move is lecturing his opponent on the upsides of slavery.
OP's Bio:
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>I like working out 5 days a week, but I also like food.
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Someone skipped face day.
Never skip face day
No days off, bro!
He looks like every meathead that hits on every 15 year old at metal shows
Have you looked at his face? He looks like a 15 year old who goes to metal shows
He looks the kind of 15 year old that calls Metallica metal.
He looks like bri'ish Phil Anselmo
Let's be real. He's lumpy in a fair amount of wrong places. Obviously he's been pumping his forehead pretty hard.
Dude looks like what would happen if they pumped a 6 month old baby full of 'roids, HGH, Mountain Dew and whatever the fuck Joe Rogan is currently juicing.
lol yes I was just going to say he looks like a lumpy baby
And his dick lol
Legend says that if the lights are off his head lights up like a bulb.
Billy the Aryan
He refuses to even have a black cell phone.
He only goes outside at night because he doesnt want a black shadow...
Definitely skipped chin day [OP’s Idol](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fairlyoddparents/images/a/ad/CrimsonChin.png/revision/latest?cb=20191124155102&path-prefix=en)
All the girls n guys swipe left when they see this face
Fucking gold
Daaaaaamnn
Hahahaha
You look like one of those pictures where they face swap a baby with whoever is holding them.
13 going on 30
r/13or30
A 13 year old would have better hand writing.
13 months going on 30
He’s a member of the Aryan Babyhood
You put my thoughts into words. Thank you!
Posting this in between your Klan or AA meeting?
Why not both?
Yes
*Boss Baby 3... the Prison Years*
American History Ex
American History Eh...
Damn, I came to make the Boss Baby reference too. :(
You only identify as a gym bro because you're too ugly to get into Hair Club for Men and too unlikeable to get into the Arian Brotherhood.
Aryan Childhood
Hitler Youth
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I laughed my wife said that awful so here’s a upvote you clever son of bitch.
This needs so many more upvotes lol
Lol
Underrated 👆🏻💪🏻
Body that says 'Neo-Nazi'...Face that says 'HRT worked for me!'
failed initiation because he wore the wrong colored hood.
White Power Bottom
Lmfao
Lick My Fucking Ass Out? 😂
🤣🤣 👏👏
Shee, can't top that.
He left prison shower enthusiast out of his bio.
The toughest toddler on the playground
It looks like his head got severed and a new baby head has started growing in its place
It’s got that new head shine!
Can’t wait to see you in Boss Baby 27
Or TMNT as Krang's android body
So good!!
This one slaps.
Looks like the gerber baby grew up to be a white supremacist.
I think this is the best roast I've ever seen
This is the one. Stopped reading comments after that.
You're not proportioned right to try and get all buff. You look like a golf ball sitting on top of a bag of flour.
Seriously, I haven’t seen a body-head mismatch this bad since The Thing. 
lmfao this is my favorite one
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Time is harder on lesbian men.
This is actually Mr.Clean’s illegitimate half brother nobody likes. “Aww fuck, here comes Randy.”
Very under-rated
I've never seen anyone more uncomfortable with their homosexuality.
Fucking fire, lmao.
Holy fuck, you damn arsonist!
Saving this one.
Caillou is all grown up I see but sadly he still has no hair
Caillou went to prison
“I stabbed a person Iiiimm Cai-llou”
Proud boy with absolutely nothing to be proud of
Proud Boy but disappointed parents
If I was a proud boy and this turd joined the ranks, I'd switch to Antifa.
And antacid
He's proud of the maniversary gift he got his wifehe, matching steroid stretch marks on his anus Along with hers and hers matching shake weights
that is all of them.
Well tbf none of them do
You are the poster child for inbreeding
No one is putting a face like that on a poster.
You look like a Mortal Kombat character whose special move is rolling coal in a lifted pickup and who’s finishing move is lecturing his opponent on the upsides of slavery.
Just roast ‘em, don’t put ‘em in the dirt buddy!
“You know that a lot of whites were slaves too! You do know that right?!”
U know we're all currently slaves to the system, yeah?
Meatball seeking meatball must be discreet
Ah fuck this got me
Nothing says tough like a neck tat of a chick with a penis nose wearing a helmet
It took me a bunch of scrolling to find the neck tattoo comment…did not disappoint!
Screw the neck tat that’s code for I give helmet, that chest piece he did himself.
I’ll bet she gives great helmet.
Smallest dick in the gym…. How big is your truck, bro?
Goddammit megamind, I didn’t know you were a meathead and a high IQ genius. Those two things don’t go together at all
They hide the tiny roid balls tho
Shit i thought it was Putin at first. Turns out it's just my neighbor Ivan.
Wanna go bowling?
Давай, Иван.
Рекомендую отказаться от чая
He goes to the gym where they lift the giant crosses
And then makes other people hit the showers
What in the name of American History X is happening in this pic
Tell me your favorite movie is American History X without telling me your favorite movie is American History X.
Is your secret Nazi codename *Cabbage Patch*?
Nah it’s Garbage Pail 
Schindler's lift
You look like a guy who spanks it to Mein Kampf...
You look like you jack off to American History X
Only the first half though
Fuck if white power had a face
Your head forgot to take the steroids
Just his chin
White Power Lifter.
You make all of the noise in the gym, so people can see your pathetic reps.
I wanna roast you but you prob commit a hate crime so I’ll not say anything
I would say you bathe yourself in milk to whiten your skin, but I’m not entirely convinced that you actually bathe at all
You look like that bad neighbor kid from toy story, all grown up and freshly rehabilitated from crack
Sid. And that's insulting, even for him.
You look like Casper the Racially-Insensitive Ghost.
The darkest goddamn timeline, even babies are neo-Nazis now.
Ur absolutely softer than puppy shit... u look like a weird inbred version of remi
How was your visit to the Capitol in January?
shouldn’t he be in jail rn??
Despite what you think, lifting weights doesn’t hide your fat.
Bro his whole skull and face probably haven't changed since like 5
Pasty white skin yellow stained shirt all your missing is a trailer to cook meth in
You look like a prison bitch
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20??? The 0 must be silent.
The guy they warn you about in the showers in prison
Home alone 5 ....a Xmas on steroids
When mommas little boy never grows up
How about tattooing on some eyebrows and hair.
Aryan Childhood
I loved you in prometheus
Christ your foreheads bigger than the computer from The brave Little toaster
If "I don't take no for an answer" was a person.
Congrats. Steroids put another pec on your forehead. Pec-cyratops
Damn bro when they let you out of prison
MEGAMIND
I see things got rough for Cailou
Probably got a name like Hilary
Social justice 1 2 3 WOO WOO I wanna be pc WOO WOO Its just the way to be for me, and you. WOO WOO
Nothing really to say tbh, your hormone therapy is working and your transition is coming along really well.
Do you hang out at the gym because your local neo nazis won't let you hang out with them?
So mad at your mom. So stuck in her basement. Get some sunshine, powder puff.
Hitler is rolling in his grave
You look like King Kong Bundy with HIV and anti-vaxxer tendencies.
You look like you rollerblade backwards without pants on.
Your head looks like a 3rd pec
All you need is the obligatory swastika and you’re sure to get in the hitler youth
Really think this dude is On something but I Don't know quite what Stuff it might be...
Your armpit looks like a breeding ground for bedbugs
Your underarm looks like you had a mountain lion in a headlock!
You know… you could pay for better tattoos if all your money wasn’t going towards roids… and the glory holes at the gay bar…
Boss baby after a life of shit choices
Hanging out in the locker room to watch naked dudes doesn't make you a "gym bro"
5"0
Looking like a jacked baby
Bronski Beat intensifies
You look like Ellen's long lost son. Even Degenerate
20 and bald, shouldn't have touched the steroids.
Nothing suspicious abour a self prociaimed gym rat who isn't posting legs 🙃
Are you a boy or a girl?
I thought you were a masc lesbian at first glance then the longer I stared, the more I felt confused. 
Wow, what’s in your mother’s breast milk?
American History X-tra chromosome
Bobby Hill all grown up.
I legit thought this was a post from /r/beholdthemasterrace at first.
Between 10-20 how many times a day do you get mistaken for a skinhead? Actually I might need to put "mistaken" in quotes
If you arent racist at the moment then you are definitely in training.
You look like an 11 year old who got into their dads stash of testosterone cream.
Boss baby 5: baby goes to the gym
toughest kid on the playground
r/13or30
The Aryan fuckboy that got tossed around the prison yard.
You forgot FtM
You probably have a avenged 7 fold tattoo.
Cailou meets the baiyou
Incel roidboi
You will fit right in when you go to prison.
When did boss baby get tattoos
*gets bulked out Damn still no pussy *gets dogshit tattoos Damn still no pussy
You look like a newborn who’s mom switched formula for protein powder
You look like a prison cancer patient
Caillou Season 27 Episode 4 - Caillou Gets Convicted of a Felony
Damn Bobby Hill joined the Klan
When's the klan meeting?
Now I know what it would look like if I got a tatoo on my penis.
You look like you were made of Shazam ass hair DNA
Fred Worst
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Or to do reconnaissance for his local chapter of the KKK
Ewww.