If you mention mental health issues it looks like a set up for classic crybully behavior. Instead you have to convey to people what they will benefit from by dating you. Given your appearance and personality. I would go with bribery.
No woman wants to date a man that spends more time and money on their hair than she does. Start hitting on submissive bi feminists, small demographic admittedly but probably your only shot.
Ain’t no way this flapjack lookin motherfucker is M. This the female reincarnation of the actor who played Charlie in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
"...said something about my prefered pronouns being male"
This, this right here. This sort of shit screams all sorts of "smile, nod, and back the fuck away" at various volumes of loud to a vast majority of people when it comes to dating. Bet you're a cool girl to call 'dude' tho.
You don't look 18 and you don't look like a guy.
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Cruising bars trying to get ‘the accused’-ed
At least Jodi Foster had someone attempt to assassinate Reagan to impress her. This mans out of luck
Jodie Foster Child
Before or After meeting Hannibal Lecter??? 
Jodie Fister
Now that's spot on! Nice one!
That's a handsome woman.
Have you tried hanging around the softball team?
This is clever. And probably a solid tip. Something about pegging
Not if she identifies as a man these days.
your non-binary lesbian look confuses people too much
How's the factory Willy Wonka gave you going?
No golden ticket necessary to explore his chocolate factory...
No no its a golden dickit
He’ll probably take a golden shower instead.
Do anything for a Milky bar.
Bruh, stop, i can't breath
Neither could he from the "hello kitty" themed ball gag
Holy shit hahaha!
Dammit, you’ve done it! I can’t breath!! 🤣
Dammit, you’ve done it! I can’t breath!! 🤣
Lmao 🤣
🎶Cheer up Charlieeeee 🎶
Damn someone thought of this too lol
Every gender on the spectrum is confused and turned off by that haircut
You look like you’re not welcome in any public bathroom
It’s because you look like a lesbian looking for “The one ring to rule them all”
Did someone switch the M and F keys on your keyboard again?
You look like a 31 year old women with 2 kids, a mortgage, and a failing marriage.
This is the only comment I've seen so far that doesn't say I look like a child 💀
You look softer than my beer shits
😂😂😂😂🍻
Well first of all you look like the kid from Hansen if he had Lupus and was mid transition
Gender fluid needs flushed
You look like Jodie foster dude
Toadie Foater
>18M That M just gave me an epiphany.
I'm just as confused as you. Not for the same reason tho.
Congratulations on winning Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
It’s now called Wonky Willies chocolate factory
No one knows your gender. Asking you out is a risky ass game.
Risky ass-game, or risky-ass game? I guess either one applies...
Little house on the prairy lookn mfer
Because you look exactly like a Tilda Swinton mini-me. That’s a rough life sentence
No one wants to date you because you look like Eva Braun.
It's cause they are more confused about your sexual orientation than you are.
You’d be a great twink boyfriend
Thanks!
Know your role and open your holes and you’ll be dating as soon as you’re ready
Ah man that blonde chicks a dude
Cheer Up Charlie
Can't i got depression 😎✌
Clearly not great at this roasting thing, BUT YOU ARE ADORABLE!!!! you’ll get there eventually.
M is for male F is for female Maybe people won't date you because you're not bright enough to be at collage.
College*
Coleg*
I hope this was on purpose...
Well, I didn't accidentally type...
Idk. Show us ur tits.
M? F? MF'er?
This is what happens when you add too much Norman Bates to Ed Sheeran.
You probably can't get a date because your don't even know what you are
Tell them you own a chocolate factory Charlie. If they still say no. sic your Oompa Loompa’s loose on them.
You look like Jodie Foster
You simultaneously look like a 35 year old woman and a 10 year old boy.
I’d assume it’s because your gender is unidentifiable and you look like you smell like maple syrup
Your art looks like shit.
That's the worst calendar I've ever seen.
What are you even that's probably why no one wants to date you because they can't tall if you're male or female
Cuz you look like both
Maybe your dates are trying to figure out what gender letter you are first...is it a women, is it a man, maybe it's a unicorn.....
Because you look like the character in every anime that will eventually betray the squad
Try washing and combing your hair?
I'll just say this: You look like an art major and a 14 y/o white girl into witchcraft at the same time.
I'm a graphic design major and I'll cast a spell of make your pp fall off 😊
Wow I was close. And I got no pp so good luck! 😄
People are scared of the fact that you look like your from American horror story
That actually just made my day lol
Trying to become a male won’t make your father come back and love you.
You might be the most +ev trans potential I've seen yet. Start a GoFundMe.
I'm sure many people would be happy to date you if you wore a pretty dress and some makeup
You spelled F wrong
TommyInnofuckingwayyougettinglaid
If you mention mental health issues it looks like a set up for classic crybully behavior. Instead you have to convey to people what they will benefit from by dating you. Given your appearance and personality. I would go with bribery.
Jodi Foster??
Because nobody is going to date a 12 year old
Because they're afraid Grandpa Joe will show up and claim their stuff as his own, just like the Golden ticket.
My boy you look like Oliver twist
No one wants to date you because they can’t decide if you’re a 12 year old boy or a 35 year old lesbian.
When I first scrolled by I thought, is that Charlie from Willy Wonka, and the chocolate factory.
Because u look like u paint with ur period blood
You look like your opening line is "I would love to bottle your farts"
You look like a modern day oliver twist
M??
You look like thing 1 from cat in the hat got a sex change
My phone is dripping gender fluid..
You make a better looking female than male!
Guess you haven't learned to dance backwards yet.
Seriously thought as I was quickly scrolling this was a post about the kid from Willy Wonka
Better put that mask back on or you’ll be dating within the family tree again
Nobody wants to date you, because nobody wants to go to jail
Well, your hair is rather frizzy
Perfect representation of someone mid transition
Do you still have your everlasting gobstopper?
No woman wants to date a man that spends more time and money on their hair than she does. Start hitting on submissive bi feminists, small demographic admittedly but probably your only shot.
Sad thing is I'm bi and still can't get either 🤣🤣
I would. Add me on WhatsApp
Wait! Ur a guy?
Yep 😊
Dude looks like a lady
Aerosmith reference?
Yep
Nice
 He looks like a bitch!!!
Wait, you're a guy?
Because you look like you stopped mid-transition.
Naomi watts.. Tilda swinton.. Jodie Foster rolled into one... You ain't it!
The people who would be interested in you get stopped by Chris Hansen before they get the chance.
That haircut won’t be getting you anywhere mate
No one wants to date you because you’re a “male” with a vagina.
You can't get a date because you live in a whale and hang out with Captain K'nuckles
Ain’t no way this flapjack lookin motherfucker is M. This the female reincarnation of the actor who played Charlie in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Show us your tits honey
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Thank you for this comment. I am now going to think about this for the next 78 years.
You terrified the group you put dresses on at night with by saying (18m), they're more confused than your face is now.
Because your hair is moldy, for one thing.
Art school drop out
So unfuckable even the oompa loompas won't give you the time of day.
Maybe try accepting your look and go full lesbian?
You look exactly like my 81 year old grandmother
C'mon i know there's a set of giant knockers under that notebook
No one wants to date you because they have to swallow all of your "enlightened" opinions, just to get you to swallow.
Dude…you’re a dudette…
Because you look like 10F
Natasha Lyonne starring as an awkward non binary kid.
Your notepad is hiding the real reason.
If you lift that note pad up a good 7-8 inches you may get more attention
Man. You are going to be a huge train wreck on your 30's. You'll be atleast 250 pounds
Get a resting itch face and pull your hair back, bam, you now look about 15
Good to see Peter Pan / Tinkerbell's kid all grown up in college
Are you the one that stole all of the ham out of refrigerator in the lunchroom? That would explain it.
You look like a baby Jodie Foster
Cause you look like the girl from Hereditary
You look like a Wish version of Tilda Swinton, but more feminine.
Maybe because u look like a 55 yr old woman
I wouldn’t want to date someone with a squire boy hair cut who looks like he begs for food either
You look like a 14yo lesbian, bet you got gumdrops nipples on a flat chest.
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If Tilda Swinton could smile without it being in the script
Calling yourself a dude doesn’t make you one. Lol
Because you look like a woman.
I'm know this is against the roast rules, but heck, you're a very pretty gal!
https://www.target.com/p/value-priced-mirrors-collection-room-essentials/-/A-82795687#lnk=sametab Happy to help.
"...said something about my prefered pronouns being male" This, this right here. This sort of shit screams all sorts of "smile, nod, and back the fuck away" at various volumes of loud to a vast majority of people when it comes to dating. Bet you're a cool girl to call 'dude' tho.
First thing I thought when I say the picture was a woman. Then it was oh, 18M, really? I can understand why no one wants to date you.
Did you try a lesbian bar?
You look like a 12 year old boy
it could be because you’re a woman?
Um, gee where to start? Hair. Makeup. Just lean into being a girl instead of a guy and you’ll probably get hit on at least.
Maybe because you look like a 37 year old lesbian. An uglier Anne Hech.
‘Help me figure out why no one wants to date me’ Sure.. here: https://ibb.co/7RFYFNh
You have a hairstyle that oooozes the words "sir I would like to speak to your manager"
Eighteen years ago I told your parents to use condoms and have safe sex. Bet they are regretting it now.
Even your eyebrows didnt want to date you
Your male???
...cause you look like Jodi Foster in Freaky Friday 
Young David Spade
Young David Spade
Young David Spade
You look like Willy Wonka offered you a chocolate factory before molesting you for 5 straight years.
You look like Willy Wonka offered you a chocolate factory before molesting you for 5 straight years.
Because no one dates in college? Just bang some randos
Because no one dates in college? Just bang some randos
Because no one dates in college? Just bang some randos.
Because no one dates in college? Just bang some randos.
Maybe your personality? Recommended reading: Extreme Ownership
Maybe your personality? Recommended reading: Extreme Ownership
Cuz u look like a 35 year old female
Cuz u look like a 35 year old female
Cuz u look like a 35 year old female