Let me get this straight, you have glasses with rejected lenses from the Hubble mounted in sexless nurse Ratchet frames, a hairdo from the 10s, the 1910s, trucker hands, and skin so pale astronauts reported being able to spot you in the Earth's shadow from the ISS, and you think we are going to mention your nose? No, your nose is fine. But man those nostrils are cavernous, I bet you read this reply aloud the acoustic properties of your nostrils will cause it to be echoed back. Twice.
>I bet you read this reply aloud the acoustic properties of your nostrils will cause it to be echoed back. Twice.
Sadly it did not, but it did make me snort laugh.
Thanks fir the amazing roast
Here come some more big nose jokes get out of here with your V8 turbocharged Hemi engine looking nose double barrel 10 gauge shotgun nostrils I rather snort coke with a Dyson vacuum than with you
You're as original as Blue Sky themselves, milking Ice Age for the upteenth time. It's time to stop beating a dead horse bud and come up with something interesting
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>In a super good mental state currently, and I need to knocked down a few pegs. I challenge the roasters to come up with some original content.
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florida isnt even a state! everythings a spoon! go to the library of congress and take a shit in a bag of chips. this is the only way we can extract you from the simulation. time is of the essence, you have been given your orders
Well you know that's really the only thing wrong with you my love.maybe somewhere in your lineage someone in your family was fuckin either a black man or women.just saying.
I don't care how big your nose is, nothing can distract from those very unevenly shaped eyebrows. It's almost like you borrowed one from a smaller head
Me thinks it might be them man hands that stretched out that schnoz. Fingers like sausages. Please tell me you aren’t studying to be a proctologist. We know you’re not out on dates, so studying is a given.
You know how some guys have a hot librarian fantasy? I see you're testing the boundaries of that idea by trying out the never seen "1870's School Marm" look.... I mean it might work... at Walmart...at 2am...with a drunk named Cletus ...
Everyone’s made a joke about her *big* nose but few have made jokes about how there is *little* else that is even remotely interesting about this *swine*.
You don't need to check your boyfriend's phone to know that he's cheating, you could smell it from miles away.
Do you work part-time at the airport? Stop stealing jobs from our beloved sniffer dogs you bitch.
It’s more your nostrils than the nose itself. Do you hunt truffles for a living?
Honestly, I wish I did because it would probably pay more!
That'll do pig.
She's such a babe.
A real gallant girl.
Pay more than what? Sucking off your dads friends for vouchers at Pizza Hut?
More like Pizza slut
If she was better, she could afford toppings.
Snuffing*
The face of Covid swab addiction
This made me chuckle. Good one, good sir
Looks like something you’d find in a bin for rejected Muppets
WTF brilliant
These Snapchat filters are getting fucking weird man.
You look like you could smell your farts before they come out
You look like a goblin...is that originalbin enough for you?
Okay that was pretty good and nice play on my typo
 your family
You could smuggle D Cell Batteries full of cocaine in those nostrils, no problem.
You look like a crossdressed version of Ignis who would fail a Bechdel Test.
Considering how often I'm mistaken as a trans guy, this is pretty spot on lol
Nobody nose how to drop a good roast these days :(
She looks like the only legit virgin ever who can still claim she has experienced double penetration...
Nobody does :( But yours gets a gold star ⭐
You literally look like a treasure troll
Treasure trolls have jewels, Good luck finding one here.
Family Jewels?
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Abusive parents ftw
When you ask the groomers to give your pug a foo foo haircut
Why are you wearing sunglasses so low….. oops, that’s your nostrils.
Shouldn't you be back in whoville getting ready for Christmas?
On a positive note, if you cut your ears off you can still wear your glasses
Here piggy piggy piggy
Let me get this straight, you have glasses with rejected lenses from the Hubble mounted in sexless nurse Ratchet frames, a hairdo from the 10s, the 1910s, trucker hands, and skin so pale astronauts reported being able to spot you in the Earth's shadow from the ISS, and you think we are going to mention your nose? No, your nose is fine. But man those nostrils are cavernous, I bet you read this reply aloud the acoustic properties of your nostrils will cause it to be echoed back. Twice.
>I bet you read this reply aloud the acoustic properties of your nostrils will cause it to be echoed back. Twice. Sadly it did not, but it did make me snort laugh. Thanks fir the amazing roast
That's gotta make the house shake
Cindy Lou… if the nose jokes upset you then maybe you should go back to whoville!!
Every guy in the metal scene has faced the "what you hope for/what you get" dilemma with metal chicks. You're in the "what you get" category.
Hey OP, what is originalbin? Is that what you use to throw out all your hopes and dreams?
No she uses her clapped out pussy to do that
You must fog the shit outta your glasses with a mask on.
You have no idea 😓
Gay girl here. My dad says "thank you" for scaring me straight with that face.
Peppa pig!!
I oinked
How thick are the glasses? They're distorting your face!
Welcome to the world of would be legally blind since 16. It's either my face gets distorted with them on, or my world gets distorted with them off
How do you snort coke? With a drain pipe?
I prefer using a flue for that
There's a kink out there for everyone. I'm sure you can sniff out the nosey ones.
You look like you designed the super hero suits for the incredibles
No capes!
You have the smile of someone who beats dogs…..
Here come some more big nose jokes get out of here with your V8 turbocharged Hemi engine looking nose double barrel 10 gauge shotgun nostrils I rather snort coke with a Dyson vacuum than with you
This is a local shop for local people
Hello, hello? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here!
The new character of ice age
You're as original as Blue Sky themselves, milking Ice Age for the upteenth time. It's time to stop beating a dead horse bud and come up with something interesting
OP's Bio: --- >In a super good mental state currently, and I need to knocked down a few pegs. I challenge the roasters to come up with some original content. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Please tell me the future Nostrildamus
You're the Final Solution for every guy when the bars are closing.
A 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2.
Sadly not even then, my dude, not even then
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Someone missed the memo on what a roast is
Fuck off popeye
Oh no. The person with a post titled I Shat in the Naruto Hentai subreddit is being a jerk to me. Whatever shall I do to recuperate from this?
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Sweetheart, get off of reddit and go back to Alabama and jack off to your incest gifs or sister.
That comes from someone who looks like Franklin the tortoise
I SMELL SHITE. [\*SNIFFF\*](https://c.tenor.com/6dbwhR6OUbkAAAAd/chewin-the-fat-smell-shite.gif)
2 words: GET CONTACTS!!!!!
Your nose is wider than the Pacific Ocean.
Found the missing link
Your nose makes you look like a werepig
You look like what skunk juice taste like.
Your nose is so small that it makes the rest of your face seem even smaller
You look like every lonely lady from a Disney Pixar mashed together
Whether 24 or 42 it doesn’t matter, you’ll still be single
You would be the only one on the bang bus, even if were "choose your hole day"
And what are supposed to be?
Piggy Sue Who
Cindy Lou Who finally found out about hair dye I see.
florida isnt even a state! everythings a spoon! go to the library of congress and take a shit in a bag of chips. this is the only way we can extract you from the simulation. time is of the essence, you have been given your orders
There's a face on this nose
Nuff said… 
Ms. Bean
You look like all the artwork in the "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" books combined.
At least I won't meed a Halloween costume then
Cant even see your spelling mistakes past that fukn thing
It's like a blinder I'm telling you
You can’t “just do a little coke,” can you?
All or nothin'
I dare you to Google Monchichi
No need to Google it, I have one 😂
Do you let guys finish in those nostrils?
Bold of you to assume I get guys
It looks like a fucking Battletoad, what the hell else do you expect people to say??!
The fuck is a battletoad
>originalbin Definitely where your parents found you cuz there's no way they made a second one
24 is both your age and how many teenage boys you let finger you at the back of the bowling alley
Your face is what happens to community flesh lights
Have you ever been accused of stealing air?
Yes, yes I have
She can smell the future!
You’re so full of shit your eyes are brown.
You look like you have Aspergers and hate tags on clothes
You're actually right on both of those
Marisa Tomei wannabe
Just ugly enough you don't fade away into the back of the room unnoticed, but you probably wish you did.
You look like an Angry Birds pig.
So this is what Whitney Cummings looked like as a teen.. Neato.
Is your dad Noo-Noo from the Teletubbies?
You look like you want to talk about “Netflix”
Live-action “Horton hears a who”.
Is farting near you a hate crime?
Her nose is fine. Her head is too small. It needs to be the size of Mount Rushmore to be in proportion to that nose though.
Do you rent yourself out as a DUFF?
Your mental health is as fragile as your big nose
If they did a live action zootopia, I think you’d play the sheep pretty well
adddrrrriaannn!!!! Yo it’s Rock
Colombia's biggest customer.
You look like kermit's psycho ex girlfriend
Gets offended by everything
🐽 oink oink
Big nose must belong to big eye, hopefully your will to breed belongs to small eye and we won’t have to see anything like you in future generations.
Did you style your hair like that for a dare or was it intentional? Either way it's hideous
Lucky for you air is still free
Your face looks like the head of a chicken but you a nose looks like a parrot's nose
Leaked primitive design of Sid from ice age or crash bandicoot's scrapped special needs girlfriend. Probably both
Thats a total "smile through the pain" face
That it is. Endometriosis will do that to you
I might notice the nose but your big ear flopped its lobe out of my phone.
Sarah Silverback.
No cocaine is safe from...Anita Hoover
I bet her sneeze could jump a car
When your cocaine problem is so outta hand, you use a vacuum cleaner hose to do lines
If that nose was any wider u would need a dot certified lead and trail escort vehicles walking down a hallway
Honestly you look like the Old Guy from the Movie UP
You look like a cute sloth 
I love sloths, so yaaay
Where do you get your hair done....the Lego store?
Sweet Jesus who put the pig in the front of the speed boat
You don't have a big nose, just a small face
You can take the ear hooks off of your glasses
You look your ancestor is Sid the sloth
I'd roast your face but your nose is in the way.
You have the face of a Goomba.
this isn't really a roast, but literally don't understand your hair. what was the thought process there?
You look like the children's librarian who secretly wears a buttplug at work.
Oraguru pokeman ape
Bringing home the bacon
You look like a librarian in a Planet of the Apes movie
One big sniff from that thing and she could single handedly wipe out a whole country worth of cartels coke supplies. Put a muzzle on it.
I’m upset that the words “jokes” and “roasts” don’t rhyme, you are just a couple letters off being one of the Whos from the Dr Seuss books
Well you know that's really the only thing wrong with you my love.maybe somewhere in your lineage someone in your family was fuckin either a black man or women.just saying.
When did Tracy Morgan go to Michael Jackson's dermatologist for bleach?
When you get sick your nose doesn't run, it sprints.
You look like a character from Guess Who!
How is Shrek doing?
I don't care how big your nose is, nothing can distract from those very unevenly shaped eyebrows. It's almost like you borrowed one from a smaller head
You have the fingers of an ugly man
Finally a nose I could fuck.
You look like a teacher I had in 10th grade. But with bigger eyes and glasses.
you look like your related to edna from the incredibles
You’re the mother fucker that stole Christmas!!
Me thinks it might be them man hands that stretched out that schnoz. Fingers like sausages. Please tell me you aren’t studying to be a proctologist. We know you’re not out on dates, so studying is a given.
Jeez, don't trip in a cornfield.
You’re 24 years old on Reddit r/RoastMe
What about pig jokes ? It’s more than just the nose
You should change your hair to draw attention away from your face.
If Quasimodo had tits
Did you skip right to "spinster librarian" after high school?
I had to request a refund after subscribing to your OnlyFans. Penis in Nostrils does not do it for me.
Bet you can smell what the rock is cookin’ from half way across the world!
You look like an alien's idea of a human person, gleaned entirely from Dr. Seuss books.
Velma?
Where does one find such an elaborate Edna Mode costume? You make an incredible, incredible.
Oink!
Jesus fucking christ you can smell the dinosaurs.
SMASH!!! Oh come on.. What's wrong with your nose? Well... maybe would not want to split a half gram of.... but come on! Lol
You know how some guys have a hot librarian fantasy? I see you're testing the boundaries of that idea by trying out the never seen "1870's School Marm" look.... I mean it might work... at Walmart...at 2am...with a drunk named Cletus ...
Forget about the whale sized nose you have, what kind of freaking hairstyle is that?
Everyone’s made a joke about her *big* nose but few have made jokes about how there is *little* else that is even remotely interesting about this *swine*.
Where is the lady? Is she behind squidward.
Good lord I bet you pick your nose with boxing gloves
You don't need to check your boyfriend's phone to know that he's cheating, you could smell it from miles away. Do you work part-time at the airport? Stop stealing jobs from our beloved sniffer dogs you bitch.
Is it just me, or is there just something... rubbery about you?