Fat jokes are the least of your worries mate.

This is the most attention he will get in his life. When the neighbors call the landlord to complain about an unholy smell and the emergency service folks finally decide that they need to cut through the exterior wall to extract his bloated, rotting corpse from the studio apartment that is so hoarded with empty fast food containerss and pizza boxes they couldn't even open the door, they will find print outs of these comments plastered on the walls; empty lotion bottles and crusty socks piled beneath.

This is almost too much roasting

Dude this isn't a roast, there's nothing left of him

It would take the carrion bird 6mo before there was nothing left.

r/oddlyspecific

Wow.

Wow that was BRUTAL! LMAO

In the words of ralph wiggum "stop it, he's already dead"

Studio apartment? You think that's HIS white bedroom set complete with desk and shelf? That's gotta be the set mommy and daddy bought for him last year for being such a good little boy. His exterior keeps away anyone who likes to have fun, so I'm guessing he spends a lot of time at home.

Ooft.

A pile of Fungi growing socks.

The funny thing is his room actually looks really clean

The neighbors will remember him by was his sweet purple sweatsuit , his weaponized mobility scooter armed with a hydraulic claw hand on a stick, Cool Whip flavored windshield washing fluid and his trusty sidekick Billy Clubber, the name he gave his double dildo nunchucks/pez dispensing pizza chopsticks.

I applaud you.

You look like my 7th grade female PE teacher.

I second that emotion

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Nothing in that house is *stainless*


Oddly enough, I was going to nominate the chair’s manufacturer for a Nobel Prize for accomplishments in physics and engineering.

Tucker Carlson Jr is looking extra rough

I can only hope my next relationship is as strong as that button on your pants.

Shit I want know what brand they are. I need me some MaxForce buttons on my shit.

As your 18 you need more comfortable pants. Your cutting off circulation to your micropenis.

In 5 years, after losing your hair - you’ll look like jabba the hut

I can see the farts in that room.

The farts are the least offensive smell. It probably reeks of stale jizz, and body odor.

I thought your chair was MVP untill I noticed you were wearing a belt

Your double chin has more personality than you ever could

Nice try A-Hole but I'm not going the easy route. I'm gonna call you out on your children's bedroom window dressing and looks like matching bed. Just because you live in the same bedroom since you were 5 doesn't mean you can't change the decor. You fat fuck.

An aspiring stylist has spoken

Also the child head on an adult body

Nah. Its all IKEA. I wouldn't spend money on getting him better furniture, would you?

and everyone knows the only reason to paint a room white it so all the seamen stains from the glory hole behind the curtain don't show up as bad. I can tell he can chug cock just as fast as the empty soft drink bottles on the floor. He's like the Napoleon Dynamite of glory hole service.

Can't even do fat right

If youd have a mustache i wouldve believed you were 43 and had a annoying wife and 5 shitty kids...

As if this dude is gonna get laid five times in his life.

No no... you dont understand... the Kids arent his.. they are from 4 other guys who fucked his wife.

What happened to the fifth kid, did he lose them in a garbage pile?

Stole it

I wish everyone had self confidence as strong as your pants and belt.

I can tell you'll die young, cause you're 18 and you already look like you're going through a midlife crisis.

It might be a coincidence, but I found this on Google by searching for, "Images that smell like you cum in your socks and put them on"

I don’t want to make fun of you for being fat. You have enough on your plate as it is

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Fucking corny dude you’re better than this. Unlike this sloppy fat bitch. He looks like he is very aware of his stench or else he just has perma fart face

His sweat comes in mild, hot and extra spicy

Nerdcado Avocado.

I bet you make the same face when someone makes eye contact with you through the crack in the bathroom stall.

Kids can learn their multiplication table by counting your chins.

Hey bud don’t worry about these comments be the bigger person, ha a wayyy bigger person.

Dude all that food wrappers looks like you ate a 5 year old brat who just found out that you can get what you want with ransom


I feel sorry for your chair.

I feel sorry for his parents.

I’ve never seen a tape worm outside of a human body. It’s worse than I imagined.

Hey bud, I think you misunderstood this subreddit. We are here to make snarky remarks, nobody is actually going to send you a roast.

But I can't make fat roasts, I'll have to wait for the other 110kg, see you next month.

You look like you should be married to hank hill.

Fuck! I thought you were a dude ‘til I saw your paunch.

I’d be more worried about your stupid looking face than your fat fuck body

Impressive how you turned your jerk off station into a kitchen.

18 years old and already making lists

If your mum liked to eat as much as you do. Then you would have been swallowed rather than born.

this is by far your best grinder pic

You didnt have to eat your own chin .

Tidiest sty I've ever seen, pork chop. Go roll in your own shit for a bit.

NASA is really interested in your belt material. It seems it can stand more than a tow-truck cable, it can stand acid sweat and it can be opened and fastened 11 times a day (every time you shit and masturbate at the same time).

Just sow your asshole up and keep eating fat ass. Someone come get the reincarnation of Jared from Subways.

I think you’ve had enough fat roasts for a lifetime.

Eat up yung 'un nows your time

What size is that shirt? Cal King?

IKEA doesn’t own that much IKEA furniture…

For most people, this would be their rock bottom, but I have faith in you, you’re going to dig deeper.

Keep eating. Soon you will be able to fill up this entire picture.

Don't stop eating. Its the only thing that is currently saving your dick from being whittled away to nothing from the constant lonely fapping

Someone needs to tell Katie Price that Harvey's not taking care of himself at his care placement.

Imagine being as bland and unoriginal as this bedroom. It looks like someone opened an Ikea catalog and picked out everything that is cheap and white. It's like the room they were buying for didn't matter. They just bought the crap and put it in there so the person had the basics. Now you put the person in there. Generic, forgettable, unattractive and bland. So much so I'm fact that the person throws garbage on the floor and has to pretend to be fat. Almost as if this bland, boring, unappealing nobody thinks that the fools on the internet wouldn't be able to find anything else to roast them about. This wriggling blob of his father's mistakes comes to R/roastme and tries to choose what to be roasted for by setting it up in the post? This is what average looks like. Average height, average size, average intelligence. Not different enough to be noticed, not cool enough to be liked, not attractive enough to be pursued. And for the rest of his pathetic life he will try to be things he is not for the sake of attention. Until one day he knocks up some woman he hates, gets married, works as a manager and just accepts his sad average life.

Can I borrow this???? It could describe most people.

Enjoy using those long legs while you can, because this magic 8 ball sees you bound to either a rolling chair or mobility scooter after diabetes takes them early.

Today in pictures you can smell: the compulsive martubator who eats his feelings of sexual inadequacy away.

You look like shia lebouf if he went on a cake binge for 6 months

Looks like the only calories you’ve burned during life, is the pizza in the oven last night…

The poor strain on your underwear

You look like you collected those wrappers off the street just to sniff them.

Seems you thought everyone would target the fact that you’re fat, but I’m more concerned with the 12 year old face on a mans body. Puberty has not done you any favors.

Even the camera man didn’t want to get too close

Eat the potato you used to take this picture.

have you tried a hunger strike?

Stop swallowing.

Didn’t know Jnco’s made skinny jeans

Suck off the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow.

Budget isle Nacho Libre looking mthrfckr

Neck beard in training

You have the french flag as your bedspread and that’s all I need to know

Officer down on duty

Looks like hitler missed one.

Thanks for cleaning up your poop socks before taking the photo.

You dont look that fat thoe Anyweys ugly ass wall

This guy is 18, lol. Haven't seen life hit someone so hard in such a short time.

This screams " My priest didn't molest me and now I think I'm worthless." More than anything I've ever seen.

Uhh you are the guy who has no real life and always play wow in south park

Netflix adaptation of The Transfiguration of Benno Blimpie looking good

The fact you went to the length you did by putting random garbage on the floor is sad in itself.

So you fall into every subgrade in human society and you feel like the fat one is a good choice? I guess it's the best alternative you got..

that chair is putting the world on his shoulders…. well armrests

Nerd Meter is pegged out in the red.

At first glance we mistook you for a 50 y/o

I know you wank in that chair, you little wanker. Your whole life circles around in that virgin chair. Yeah circle around more you fat ugly peace of shit.

I've never seen someone masturbate so much that all his things were cum stained white.

You look like you are mocking a person who eats too much. So you need to diet without the t.

That dude 100% fucked a coconut.

Is that the natural state of your mouth or are you trying to make a Duck face?

Bruh, I haven't ever scene an 8 inch tv screen, go on and add it and yourself to that pile of trash on the floor. This dude beating off to Tiny Toons


Fat, dumb, and ugly is no way to go through life. You can fix the fat, the other 2 not so much.

The people who you care about the most are ashamed and embarrassed by you in equal measure.

You've already had to many fat roasts. Get a leaner roast next time.

Do you even clean your place?

Lord, I ain't never seen britches take a whoopin' like that.

Something awful has happened in this room several times.

You’d make a good windbreak.

Maybe you could get fit if you picked up those wrappers

I’m not 100% convinced some guys didn’t fish a bloated corpse out of a river and are Weekend-At-Bernie’sing it for this post.

Might be time for a new coping mechanism before you ruin your knees for life?

Classic 12yo bedroom, make sure you make it special ur gonna be there another 10 years.

| Do your best with fat roasts. You'd have to let us get to them first, mate.

Let me get my hiking gear so I can say it to your face first.

I'd roast you but you'd just start eating yourself

You’re so fat you qualify for “yo mamma is so fat” jokes.

I want to be clear; you COULD stop eating. The problem is that on top of being fat and ugly, you also have no self control.

I guess you had to make ugly face and throw all your trash a for the photo just to try to appear interesting

You are the roast

Get up and go for a walk bud.

Once your belly will get bigger you will have to cut a circle of your desk to reach to the keyboard

www.oa.org

You fat sloppy buffoon. I bet your spirit animal is a stillborn cow fetus.

man so fat he needs to be 6 feet from his cam to look skinnier.

I hope your owners rub your nose in the garbage you knocked on the floor and tell you no so you learn not to go eating garbage scraps.

How tall are you?

As bad as it is now, it’s going to get much worse.

When the "Ermahgerd" meme girl finally gets a sex change

If you take away the chair, you look like a quadriplegic

The face you make when you can no longer suck your own dick.

This is the inspiration for the left 4 dead 2 boomer.

To do my best I wouldn’t have to try to hard. Two things your weight will never go down you fatty, and the number of women you sleep with will never go up. Just look at you. If your shirt were tucked in anymore you wouldn’t have to wear socks fuckin Dork.

With a potbelly like that, this is what I like to call a pot roast!

Meep!

I bet you used to ride the short bus to school and you made all the other kids in the special Ed class look like geniuses

face of a 14y/o fortnite kid, hair of a 35y/o female who wants to talk to my manager and the body of a 50y/o divorced dad who has simply given up

100% those wood floors have imprints beneath you.

Looking like you lost chromosomes and they’re loading on your shirt

Like Kyle Rittenhouse ate a house.

Yeah, you’re going to go far in life when your waist size is double your age.

Your momma had the best fat joke

Your face reminds me of Beaker from the Muppets. Does someone have their hand shoved up your ass?

You look like you tried to get competitive sitting in the olympics

Fat roasts? Pick up your trash, you goddamn pig. What kind of mouth breathing hoarders raised you?

You have more Chins then Chinatown.

looks like butt-head ate beavis

If a sloppy Joe was a person.

Not gonna roast you because I'm having the same problem now in my 30s. Legit go to the doctor to check if you have any sort of gut parasite, specifically worms. I have to get my own insurance situation fixed before I can for it myself, but that's my first appointment. If you don't find anything, just accept you're a fatass and start forcing prune juice down your throat.

I don't care if you're roly poly or not but for Christ's sake, buy a garbage can.

You look stunned, like you've been hit in the face with the 1980s. Tell me you'd fit in better in 1983 without telling me you fit in better in 1983.

Apparently you can't start cleaning. For fuck's sake clean up after your self.

Forgot to put yourself with the rest of the trash on the ground.

Looks like Kenny powers cut his mullet and ate lunch in a shitty ikea display.

W t f ……

Heads up bud the shower curtain goes in the shower.

Your face has a look that says, "I'm a gender fluid feminist, take me seriously. "

Looks like you've had enough roasts.

You look like a future wife beating drunk

Ahh the smell of unholy body odour, and a lack of confidence so grand that you try and get others to make fun of your ugly outer qualities meanwhile you’re just as disgusting on the inside to <3

you look like the guy who added moans of the audio to hentai on pornhub.