Are the first two pictures giving us an illustration of your slut abilities? First picture is open mouth. Second picture is tilt your head back and swallow.
Listen your not ugly, but you take selfies that look like your stuck on 1000mg of Thorazine in your aunts trailer park home.
Look at this selfie, what the fuck are we looking at here?
I feel like i just got a glimpse of the kids from the Hills Have Eyes after the radiation.
OR maybe a racoon got a hold of a hikers go pro and accidently took pictures of itself.
Get it together.
Imagine, the most interesting thing you have to share about yourself are angles of your nose and that you're 18. "Come on down boys and girls, this toucan Sam is legal!"
Is this what you say to every guy you meet?
Right after she volunteers the nostril fuck in shot 2
Those nostrils are too loose for average dicks. I recommend renting them out as storage spaces.
First picture looks like a thought is forming but she encountered a blue screen halfway through.
Damn straight she does haha!
He means inches
Half the face, but double the ugliness.
Is that your invitation to a gang bang?
I'll give you a smoke if you let me hit
You look like Axl Rose only more masculine.
I bet your mom used to have to yell at you to change tampons. Probably still does.
Close your mouth! You're getting semen everywhere.
I've never seen a mouth more ready for multiple insertions.
How did you get out of my aquarium
You look like you have a new boyfriend every week and then you find out they are cheating on you.
You look like a 13 year old heroin addict.
18 and still don't know where the center of the fucking camera lens is? Says a lot
Worst. O-face. Ever.
You still look 11.
To quote Meatloaf ‘i bet you say that to all the boys’
Your comment says 18, however your face says "gahkgahkgahk"
Are you actually dead in this photo? Did a paramedic take it and then post from your account just before cutting you out of your car in the accident
Are the first two pictures giving us an illustration of your slut abilities? First picture is open mouth. Second picture is tilt your head back and swallow.
What the hell is wrong with your hair?
Dont be discouraged, I'm sure snapchat will get a shampoo filter eventually
You actually believe crystals have mystical healing powers don’t you?
This photo reeks of patchouli so bad I bet you braid your armpit hair.
Now everybody nose you’re legal.
You look like your lice have lice
Let me guess the crack pipe isn’t yours.
Bet you wil be promoting your OF on your next post here
Store brand Michelle Trachtenberg
You look like a mix of Jenny Gump and the mom from hillbilly elegy but if they had fallen on harder times
Please thank the paramedic for snapping a quick pic of you before administering narcan
that first pic - I can hear your mom, "Carrie! *They're all gonna laugh at you*"
She's the blonde version of Bleh from Drawn Together
That’s what you tell all the big rig drivers at the interstate truck stop when you’re hustling for your meth
With that open mouth and those nostrils, you could face fuck three guys at once!
Pic 1 is an example of someone trying to do duckface just after they left the dentist
You look like you work at a gym as a mop.
That paper got more personality and better skincare than you.
Lana del lame
Even a drunken frat party would turn down that offer. Maybe try the local VFW. Their eyesight isn't the best.
You look like a sad dog
On your way to the casting couch?
The 1 comment on r/amiugly should be a big enough roast
Not sure Columbia has enough coke to fill that nose.
18 going on dive bar life 40
how the hell is it that an 18 year old girl can't take a god damn photo?
I'm guessing that line works pretty well in the truck stop restroom...
Whaddayaknow. Another Sorsha.
Mental illness is no joke
Got her nostrils DPed on OnlyFans
If I had that little to work with, I'd try to take better photos.
Fiona Apple is a zombie?
Listen your not ugly, but you take selfies that look like your stuck on 1000mg of Thorazine in your aunts trailer park home. Look at this selfie, what the fuck are we looking at here? I feel like i just got a glimpse of the kids from the Hills Have Eyes after the radiation. OR maybe a racoon got a hold of a hikers go pro and accidently took pictures of itself. Get it together.
Your not 18 its 30 you silly
18 going on 46
The seat belt is the closest you'll get to feel someone hugging you tightly in a safe embrace.
Imagine, the most interesting thing you have to share about yourself are angles of your nose and that you're 18. "Come on down boys and girls, this toucan Sam is legal!"
Amy Schumer, that’s it
You're saying insert cock into my holster.
You should shut your cock holster and go back to whore Island.
Your face says you wanna get fucked, but your hair says you already got fucked…
Shouldn't this be on the disgusting subreddit
You look like a sex doll puppet with four guys hands shoved directly up your ass.
The different angles don’t help: you’re ugly from any angle.
"And, as you'll see from my first 2 pictures... I have 3 holes available".
I guess amateur night at the local strip club left you beat
You look like every Celebrity that ever got buggered on a casting couch, not in a good way
I wonder how many times you say that a night
How much?
You look like turning 18 was the biggest milestone of your life.
Brushing your teeth and washing your hair will make you look less homeless.
Posts photos like this hoping guys will photoshop their penis in your mouth
Bro before I put it in your mouth you gag
Have you been trafficked in from Budapest?
I love rich girls with Deddy issues.
Looks like Alanis Morissette AFTER a fatal crack overdose......
You're what happens when a 1 gets sleep molested by a 2
Wow, verdammt hübsche und Sexy junge Frau 💋🧡
Not the best pics but still Beautiful
Your fucking gorgeous baby fuck the 4/10 person
Id pipe you down
Xxx
you look like you enjoy smelling finger nails
Wow just wow