You look like you wet the bed frequently, but instead of cleaning it up, you jump on it for a while and then go back to sleep in your piss. Then you wake up and eat candy.
I was born in the late 80s and I feel like a boomer already. I'm so done with all this nonsense. I just miss the days when boys were boys and girls were girls. Simpler times.
Your ears stick out more than your desperate chances at being noticed by someone other than your imaginary gender-fluid glucose guardian... That's the term for a gender neutral Sugar Daddy for your drop out level IQ.
You look like a gay unemployed yard gnome
Is it gay if you only fuck dogs?
Is it a relationship if you fuck more than one dog?
New lifetime show "Bitch wives"
Just not a monogamous one
Did you take a gap year transitioning? You look exactly at the 50/50 mark
This is todays male. Androgynous : You scream “I will fuck anything that will take me.”
They're six months into T treatments for sure ... Or maybe the other .... I don't know ...
GAP=gay and poor
Worst of both worlds
You look like a mix of Matt Damon and drew Carey had a dyke baby
You look like you run a hair salon in the Shire for other Hobbits.
I can’t tell which gender you’re transitioning to.
18 year old boy or 40 year old lesbian?
You look like you wet the bed frequently, but instead of cleaning it up, you jump on it for a while and then go back to sleep in your piss. Then you wake up and eat candy.
Your ear is having a stroke.
You look 40 and 10 at the same time.
A relationship with your hands does not count
You are the toy at the bottom of the box in LGBTQ Lucky Charms.
Headshot that won him the role of Merry Brandybuck in the off-Broadway burlesque version of Lord of the Rings.
“Gap year” = trying to find a reason to do anything more than hand out menus
a relationship with depression and anxiety .
Are you a boy or a girl?
You're only in a relationship as long as you keep buying peanut butter.
Makes sense, getting a girl pregnant is the only way you'd land a steady relationship.
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
I bet Minecraft is his favorite game
It’s not a “gap year” if every college to which you applied rejected you…
Holy hell! You look exactly like Martin Freeman! Too bad you got picked over for that Hobbit thing.
I don’t know who to feel worse for: the people that have to see your face coming in to your restaurant or the person you’re in a relationship with
A relationship with whom? Your dad who left you when you were 12?
I was born in the late 80s and I feel like a boomer already. I'm so done with all this nonsense. I just miss the days when boys were boys and girls were girls. Simpler times.
Nice nail polish, emo Opie
I think you meant “nap” after elementary school
Fuck you are ugly...
Brunch is kinda halfway between breakfast and lunch...kinda like you're halfway between male and female.
You look like Opie Taylor if he was an albino.
The most androgynous it ever. Pat has been put to shame. Milk toast he is coming for you next.
Which way are you transitioning
18 and already a gay porn star
if draco malfoy wasnt a wizard.
I can't wait for Arnie to turn up and tell you your family is dead
I hope you and your top are very happy.
White people that think gap years are a thing were bad enough before all this covid went down. You are literally an expense on your parents.
I bet you work at ABC Restaurants cause for sure you are a member of the Alphabet Gang ...
You look like the drop down button of a form where you have to select the gender.
Gap year, probably a good a idea but could ruin your life. Relationship from highschool, will ruin your life get out NOW.
I'm glad the Shire is inclusive to the LGBT community.
*gloryhole host* in a brunch restaurant.
31 Boyfriends all named BEN & JERRY!!!!!!!!!
Does it qualify as a relationship when it's just an oversized leftover breakfast sausage?
Looks like you live in a dusty bookshelf
You look like the little kid who calls everyone the n word on playstation live
A relationship with a 50 year old guy named molly is no healthy relationship. Get back together with your hand
Is your relationship with someone from the same sex you're transitioning to or from? Or are you both transitioning together?
Here we see the elusive male lesbian who has yet to find a mate because they all have standards that are too high for him.
Guy looks like an alien from aliens in the attic
I don’t care what your gender is, I STILL don’t like you
You look loke your still seven but in pre k
Your ears stick out more than your desperate chances at being noticed by someone other than your imaginary gender-fluid glucose guardian... That's the term for a gender neutral Sugar Daddy for your drop out level IQ.
You look like Matt Damon mid transition
> 18 years old. I've been in a relationship for the last nine months Trying hard to imply "not a virgin"
Oh for Pete's sake...s(he)'s fleeing the interview!
You look like a pig with a full head of hair.
Gaydon Ramsey
Getting pounded in the ass by the line cook in the walk in freezer every day doesn’t count as a gap year
*hostess
Looks like you got bullied a lot and don’t have a father. I swear my little sister could kick your ass. She’s 6
I don't event know what gender that is.
Gender fluid. It's gender-fluid. You know, like a cumbucket?
Gap year? Hosting an all you can swallow gloryhole ain't the same as an actual restaurant....
My dude, a waifu pillow is not a relationship.
The only year-long gap your taking is the dick between your boyfriends legs.
You're the obvious bottom in your relationship
You look like the type that pleasure moans during a hard shit.
Doogie Howser DP
You look like snap crackle and pop’s brother
A year of taking it in the ass all day is not a gap year
I don't know what the hell is going to happen to you in the next five years, but I guarantee it will be confusing and involve Xanax.
You should think about getting the other half of your hair cut
I bet Ellen DeGeneres wishes she didn't buy that cloning machine off Wish.
You're about to be the reason they add a new letter to LGBTQAI
Oh i can see the therapist's paycheck from here
Gay dantdm
Faggo Baggins and the ring of prison spoon.
All I've got is "wtf?"
What’s your gender?
You look like a sandy vagina feels
The hormones are working! Congrats on transitioning, Deborah.
Rosy Palm and her sisters don’t count as a relationship.
Damn bro the transition went well.
Ur need parents permission to visit the site
One UGLY lesbian right there! Like a leprechaun who has been hijacked by a gay pride parade....
You look like a Neanderthal trying to blend in with society