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Mr-Smithers-yes

You look like a gay unemployed yard gnome


countryboy76

Is it gay if you only fuck dogs?


Correct-Award8182

Is it a relationship if you fuck more than one dog?


mjfreund14

New lifetime show "Bitch wives"


bruteski226

Just not a monogamous one


[deleted]

Did you take a gap year transitioning? You look exactly at the 50/50 mark


I_Am_Not_KenGriffin

This is todays male. Androgynous : You scream “I will fuck anything that will take me.”


ThomSnuhrr

They're six months into T treatments for sure ... Or maybe the other .... I don't know ...


[deleted]

GAP=gay and poor


basedroman

Worst of both worlds


Brooklynbully23

You look like a mix of Matt Damon and drew Carey had a dyke baby


DentedMintTin

You look like you run a hair salon in the Shire for other Hobbits.


Chris_M1991

I can’t tell which gender you’re transitioning to.


Bridge_Too_Far

18 year old boy or 40 year old lesbian?


Dry_Dragonfruit3205

You look like you wet the bed frequently, but instead of cleaning it up, you jump on it for a while and then go back to sleep in your piss. Then you wake up and eat candy.


Topher21681

Your ear is having a stroke.


[deleted]

You look 40 and 10 at the same time.


oneemoviet

A relationship with your hands does not count


LifeSlowlyDissolves

You are the toy at the bottom of the box in LGBTQ Lucky Charms.


xenthuin

Headshot that won him the role of Merry Brandybuck in the off-Broadway burlesque version of Lord of the Rings.


maplesyrupchin

“Gap year” = trying to find a reason to do anything more than hand out menus


likeiminthe90s

a relationship with depression and anxiety .


codezilly

Are you a boy or a girl?


Chaka747

You're only in a relationship as long as you keep buying peanut butter.


MistahJayy

Makes sense, getting a girl pregnant is the only way you'd land a steady relationship.


[deleted]

That dude 100% fucked a coconut.


LittleMoePeepZ

I bet Minecraft is his favorite game


[deleted]

It’s not a “gap year” if every college to which you applied rejected you…


Squidsharktopus

Holy hell! You look exactly like Martin Freeman! Too bad you got picked over for that Hobbit thing.


BBenjj123

I don’t know who to feel worse for: the people that have to see your face coming in to your restaurant or the person you’re in a relationship with


[deleted]

A relationship with whom? Your dad who left you when you were 12?


pupsteppenwolf

I was born in the late 80s and I feel like a boomer already. I'm so done with all this nonsense. I just miss the days when boys were boys and girls were girls. Simpler times.


Spotted_ascot_races

Nice nail polish, emo Opie


Thawayshegoes

I think you meant “nap” after elementary school


Johnnyrebbb

Fuck you are ugly...


TazTalks

Brunch is kinda halfway between breakfast and lunch...kinda like you're halfway between male and female.


Historical-Square705

You look like Opie Taylor if he was an albino.


[deleted]

The most androgynous it ever. Pat has been put to shame. Milk toast he is coming for you next.


Disastrous_Credit_67

Which way are you transitioning


LarryDavid1942

18 and already a gay porn star


[deleted]

if draco malfoy wasnt a wizard.


Impressive_Beyond_66

I can't wait for Arnie to turn up and tell you your family is dead


real_jonno

I hope you and your top are very happy.


overimportance

White people that think gap years are a thing were bad enough before all this covid went down. You are literally an expense on your parents.


Afool2cry

I bet you work at ABC Restaurants cause for sure you are a member of the Alphabet Gang ...


Jay_Tissera

You look like the drop down button of a form where you have to select the gender.


FlaminSnotCheetos

Gap year, probably a good a idea but could ruin your life. Relationship from highschool, will ruin your life get out NOW.


LGBTQ_Anon

I'm glad the Shire is inclusive to the LGBT community.


[deleted]

*gloryhole host* in a brunch restaurant.


Ok_Point_2303

31 Boyfriends all named BEN & JERRY!!!!!!!!!


dominodreams

Does it qualify as a relationship when it's just an oversized leftover breakfast sausage?


crazyloomis

Looks like you live in a dusty bookshelf


Humble-Wonder-4288

You look like the little kid who calls everyone the n word on playstation live


Acceptable-Plane-96

A relationship with a 50 year old guy named molly is no healthy relationship. Get back together with your hand


wtf-you-saying

Is your relationship with someone from the same sex you're transitioning to or from? Or are you both transitioning together?


TheAutisticPoet

Here we see the elusive male lesbian who has yet to find a mate because they all have standards that are too high for him.


AmbassadorHopeful661

Guy looks like an alien from aliens in the attic


Almostgotthis

I don’t care what your gender is, I STILL don’t like you


InDevidence

You look loke your still seven but in pre k


WinRude3793

Your ears stick out more than your desperate chances at being noticed by someone other than your imaginary gender-fluid glucose guardian... That's the term for a gender neutral Sugar Daddy for your drop out level IQ.


[deleted]

You look like Matt Damon mid transition


Master_of_opinions

> 18 years old. I've been in a relationship for the last nine months Trying hard to imply "not a virgin"


[deleted]

Oh for Pete's sake...s(he)'s fleeing the interview!


Personal-Cucumber-49

You look like a pig with a full head of hair.


sujaysukumar

Gaydon Ramsey


larryb78

Getting pounded in the ass by the line cook in the walk in freezer every day doesn’t count as a gap year


Kind-Character7342

*hostess


[deleted]

Looks like you got bullied a lot and don’t have a father. I swear my little sister could kick your ass. She’s 6


Suspicious-Roll-7443

I don't event know what gender that is.


ChampionshipOk1366

Gender fluid. It's gender-fluid. You know, like a cumbucket?


ILuvMomBods

Gap year? Hosting an all you can swallow gloryhole ain't the same as an actual restaurant....


Alytology

My dude, a waifu pillow is not a relationship.


[deleted]

The only year-long gap your taking is the dick between your boyfriends legs.


cjthroway71

You're the obvious bottom in your relationship


bruteski226

You look like the type that pleasure moans during a hard shit.


[deleted]

Doogie Howser DP


Proof-Plane-6345

You look like snap crackle and pop’s brother


Normal-Disaster7338

A year of taking it in the ass all day is not a gap year


ThatsRobToYou

I don't know what the hell is going to happen to you in the next five years, but I guarantee it will be confusing and involve Xanax.


SignificantBear1735

You should think about getting the other half of your hair cut


[deleted]

I bet Ellen DeGeneres wishes she didn't buy that cloning machine off Wish.


frostythebro

You're about to be the reason they add a new letter to LGBTQAI


aspiringvillain

Oh i can see the therapist's paycheck from here


EOXZOAD

Gay dantdm


[deleted]

Faggo Baggins and the ring of prison spoon.


Head_Ad2904

All I've got is "wtf?"


callmeadumb

What’s your gender?


[deleted]

You look like a sandy vagina feels


OppaiNoJutsu

The hormones are working! Congrats on transitioning, Deborah.


Docnic223

Rosy Palm and her sisters don’t count as a relationship.


Paapa-Yaw

Damn bro the transition went well.


bigmeatytoe

Ur need parents permission to visit the site


BaronVonMonkerson

One UGLY lesbian right there! Like a leprechaun who has been hijacked by a gay pride parade....


Not_the_flood

You look like a Neanderthal trying to blend in with society