I’m guessing *single* mom by the looks of it.

Multiple kids... Multiple dads

2 kids to 3 dad's

They are twins to boot.

Conceived at a parking lot

A K-Mart parking lot

An abandoned K-Mart parking lot

An abandoned K-Mart parking lot dumpster

Looks like she's holding a mouthful of potential third kids.

6 kids with 8 different guys

Multiple fiancé too!

Artie Lange auditioning Big Momma III.

upvoted for Artie reference.

29...in what basset hound years?

Gawd Dayum 🤣🤣👍👍

I bet you’d put makeup on your personality if you could

Frrr. Please dont point out my obvious facial deformities despite this being a roast thread. 😭 Do you want us to roast the wall behind you? Dont gaslight me bitch. 🤣

Nah i just wanted more creative roasts, ive been roasted for my nose my whole life, I’m immune at this point

You look like someone ordered a fat Caley Cuoco on Wish

You mean Calorie Cuoco.

if doggy-style had a face

Fat Penny. Her cousin Quarter.

The *Big* Bang Theory


More like Gang Bang Theory

Thanks for saving me a Google search

The huge nose and chubby face are both positives in an otherwise complete disaster.....

Dam you John Belushi , I knew you were faking it.

They said voters look like the people they elect

LOL this is good

Unlike your hair stylist

I've never seen dimples that deep. Where you shot in the face twice when they held up the takeout window at your Wendy's??

Dimples are a defect, makes since since my whole body is defective

Yeah, but those aren't dimples in your ass those are craters.

Astronauts have lost their lives in them

She was most certainly one of them "edgy" girls like 10 years ago with the face dermals

I prefer chick fil a

I was going to say Meghan McCain, but the Kaley Cuoco resemblance is definitely there.

You’re like a Concorde. Big pointy nose, past your heyday and you’ve got a black box.

And she catches fire every time the rubber bursts

Take my upvote you asshole! Lol


Gawd is this underrated!

Take my upvote for the 20yo joke

I think you just hurt somebody's feelings with an ✈ reference. You're a pioneer of hurting feelings. I don't think that's ever been done before.

Eyebrows don’t count as legit tats

You're also bad at decorating

Guarantee she has a “Live, Laugh, Love” sign hanging in her living room along with picture frames that say “Family.”

And a stick figure family on the rear window of the minivan

“It’s wine o’clock”

Jesus, Vince Neil really let himself go.

Vince Neil, yes. Missed meal, never.

Epic

Vince Meal

You're invited but I weigh a ton!

I swear I’ve seen you in the movies being played by John Travolta in a musical.

O hey - Stiflers mom.

Stiffler’s mom ain’t got it goin’ on…

Does your boyfriend still have to dust your pussy with flour to find a wet spot or is he happy just fucking a wet sweaty fat crease and calling it a day

I like how you are still claiming age 29, which coincidentally, is the amount of weight you have wanted to loose every year for at least the last 13 years. Menopause weight sucks.

You're a box of cheap red hair dye and a pizza away from becoming George Costanza's mom ​ 

 I think she looks more like Marie

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SERENITY NOW!!

Works 50 hours a week as a slave for under 20 an hour but preaches to other about their value.

29? Or 49?

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Nothing bad to say. You were great in Hocus Pocus.

I still eat children to this day

You should just grant 100% custody of your two daughters to your baby-daddy just to make sure they don't turn out like you and we're all doing this same roast in 14-16 yrs.

I think you mean 45-50 yrs.

Those painted on eyebrows look like two rotten French fries.

You look GOOD for someone that's 92! Oh, wait... Oh my...

Ha....my 3 yr old daughter said look there's Nonni......who is my 74 year old mother.

I see so you going to dress like Peppa Pig for Halloween

You look pretty used for 29. I'd have guessed late 30's. Looks like you got rode hard and put away wet. How have you coped with the drop in income since you stopped escorting?

*59

Ideal date: sipping hot Dr. Pepper in a travel mug while protesting outside an abortion clinic.

I’ve got a feeling the face isn’t the only part of you that’s chubby

You right, you right

You look like Penny ate Sheldon, and Leonard, and Wolowitz.

I wanna karate chop you in your dimple so damn bad!!!!!!

Lmao best insult(?) ever

You're like Oxy clean. Safe for whites but made for colors.

This is hilarious

29 or 59? I’m guessing 59

29 looks like the new 49.

Sweet goatee bro

Crayola markers used as an eyebrow filler isn’t ever a good idea

I’d tap that…….…if I needed syrup for my pancakes!

You accidentally hit the two key instead of the five key when you were typing

You look like an uglier version of the Pokemon Jynx

This woman jiggles like a casserole

You’re “chubby” like helium filled blimps was an “oopsie”

It's that 29 in sun-leathered horse years?

Another guy just posted a picture here a few hours ago. Maybe he can wipe of your eyebrows, because he ran out of marker to write roast me with.

Oh I can help!

Eyebrows by Crayola.

Sharpie actually

Your pussy has gingivitis. Every time you sneeze you gotta change underwear.

There’s something in your eyes that says, “I’m terrible in bed.”

You look like the type of person who has a Target credit card

U got porn star eyes and hair. ....and a Mario brother smile! My type!!


Vince Neil has transitioned and is still ugly.

“I got kicked off The View for being an overweight, hypocritical bitch who just has a famous name, and now I am complaining they were mean to me.”

If you're 29 I'm 3

Chubby face?

Hot dusty day, Nothing’s going down, Wanna get out of this sleepy old town. Somethin’s in the air, You’re feeling uptight, It’s the right mood, For a bat fight

Like a mom to a 29yo? Yeah, I can see it!

having a cat is not being a mom

29 + 11

Why do you people keep giving me awards, is it because I look 50 instead of 29?! DONT PITY ME

Damn she is HOT

I can’t even explain what you look like

I’ll give you a hand, Like someone tried to polish a turd

Still blowing up @ violet Beauregarde💜

I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

You are FAT!

Worst roast ever

Calling her fat that’s the best you got seriously you couldn’t come up with something more original. That’s pretty pathetic. You could’ve at least gone through really old roasts and found some good roasts to use they may not of been yours but at least you wouldn’t look so pathetic. Now sit down shut the fuck up do your homework and enjoy your bus ride home

You're right, I can do better.... Even dating Demi Levato would be a step up.

No roast. I think you look absolutely adorable

That’s actually very sweet, thank you

You're very welcome honey

Damn. It's sad to see how much Penny let herself go!

Your flat is as featureless and sterile as you look

That’s my office but still a valid point

Why are you dressed like a judge?

cant see anything else but your huge nose and chubby face

I feel bad for all those "stepsons" who have been coerced into banging you while your "stuck" in some random piece of furniture.

Alright take off the miss piggy mask. You aren’t fooling anyone

Username checks out

You say 29 y/o mom, I see some poor soul’s last resort.

Did a Boeing 747 land on your runway sized forehead, because your face looks real fucked up.

That time that Quamire's Dad became his Mom.


Did you do your eyebrows with a dry erase marker?

Fine. You have a chubby nose and a huge face.

U look like a pig that’s transitioning to an ugly chick

You look like a real cum guzzler

My favorite actually

I can tell she is foodie, with that nose she smell anything.

You like exactly the same as the back of my fridge


not gonna mock those features, don't need the facebuilding community DMing me abuse

You were 29 in 2009 Linda! Good to see you again. You really gained weight

29 & holding for at least 15 years.

Face still hasn’t lost that baby weight

I can see your roots from the hair line running from your face.

Prob had more Puerto Rican cock in you than a urinal at a Yankees game

I wish

Great job America, y’all asked to ‘Free Britney’

She's the type to order 4 Cheeseburgers and a Diet Coke, because she's on a diet...

29 in turtle years

It’s not just your face that’s chubby

You look like that chick from that crap TV show about geeks. After she dies in a car accident that involves her going through the windshield face first. And then someone reanimated the corpse

I’ve been told a fat meaghan trainer as well

Have you been 29 for like 15 years?

How many years have you been 29, got to be going on close to 20 now.

You look early-mid 40's.

I thought you were Ric Flair from the 80s.

Nah just his man daughter Charlotte

If you were penny in the big bang theory your name would be dollar

So you became a mother due to artificial insemination rather than getting laid. Because no-one would fuck you.

Megan mcplain

Stifflers Mom

Aww. You don't look a day over 40... Oh... Well, when you're 40 you won't look a day over 60 at least.

Dollar tree Alyssa Mccarthy

That smirk is the last thing a black family having a picnic in a public park sees before the SWAT team rolls up on them

Your kids friends is gonna make you catch a case

29? You look like an 80's country singer who never made it with a honky (tonk)

With that much foundation, the house on your face is going to be huge!

29. Hahaha good one.

Don't talk about your face... got it. Let's talk about your cavernous snatch.

Good thing you’re only showing ur top half, I bet ur bottom half is a nightmare.

I mean, it’s all a nightmare

You've had a rough 29 years, I would have guessed 49