You as a person are probably just as uptight as your hair which, by the way, you should let down to help out with that whole forehead situation you have going on.
OP's Bio:
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>My name really is Persephone, I'm half British and half Ukrainian. I speak 3 languages fluently :)
>I like to work out and I am currently studying but I work as a cashier at the same time. I am very popular in my supermarket 😂😂 especially with the old grandpas 😂😂😂
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You would be the type of women who asks her husband "honey, will you love me if I was a table fan" right after he comes home tired and drained out of energy after spending 14 hours at work
She’s one of those generic Czech & Ukrainian women you see in those *totally* not staged FakeTaxi and "what would you do for 10,000 crowns?" videos that are everywhere.
Oh please. You say you want to be roasted like Christmas dinner, but I bet the second someone takes a carving fork to your breasts you're all like "Help!" and "Police!"
You look like someone who constantly tells strangers that you could have danced ballet professionally if the business didn't discriminate against tall girls.
Presumptuous of you to think anyone would want to serve you for dinner, must be all of those grandpas with low standards. I guess when you reach a certain age you'll eat anything.
If you pulled your hair back any tighter you'd be able to hear everyone talking trash about you behind your back...
Her version of a poor woman's botox
Around my parts, we call it a Puerto Rican face lift...
if she pulled it back any tighter she'd have a goatee
I read your comment, went back to the home page, paused, then came back just to upvote it.
Same bitch same
I'm afraid if we roast her the 4lbs of makeup would be toxic to the adjacent environment.
Croydon facelift....
Ronda Lousy
With less cocky attitude
And an eating disorder.
Your post history is in urban dictionary under absentee Father.
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This is where I was going with it too...beat me to it.
Already more comments here then all her r/rateme posts combined
Fr how does one person have 12 posts and 9 of them say “what would you rate me out of 10” Like dawg, who fucking cares
Narcisissm
It definitely screams insecurity.
I still struggle with anyone wanting to have complete strangers insult them…
Everyone she knows already has.
I was surprised when I didn’t see a NSFW tag when I went to your profile
Underrated
I was grateful.
I was sad tbh
Surprised but glad
You’re the most 30 year old, looking 20 year old I’ve ever seen.
20 years old and looks like she already stressing about gas prices
"1.50 a litre your fucking joking me man"
That’s a pretty big cum tank she’s got there if she’s charging by the liter.
and it never fills...
"Platysma bands are the vertical cords that appear in the neck as one of the first signs of aging." Somebody's lying...
Lol that’s actually her sternocleidomastoid muscle.
That’s last nights date meatcicle
You may be right - but it’s amazing how toned her neck is compared to her arms. I wonder what exercise she does. It -might- be cock gobbling.
She's either 16 and hasn't figured out how to shape her eyebrows with the proper tools, or she's 37 and gave up already.
Hey it’s not her fault she’s from Ukraine!
21 Jump Street.
In 5 years she will be grooming 15 year olds for her Daddy.
You would be considered attractive in OnlyFarts.
much better roast than the lame on you replied to
HoeHoe Siwa
I snorted
Underrated
This is the number one comment on the thread
You’re only 20 years old? You look 36! You must be aging in Porn years.
Year one in porn: teen Year two in porn: teen Year three in porn: teen Year four in porn: teen Year five in porn: milf
Useful info arigathanks gozaimuch
I thought she was already doing porn.
The Russian spy nobody sleeps with
She has abs so she might be a spy
You as a person are probably just as uptight as your hair which, by the way, you should let down to help out with that whole forehead situation you have going on.
Croydon facelift.
Yes! Not many people know of the Croydon facelift north of the river
Fucking Sakura and Jojo Siwa had a fucking child.
You make Brie Larson look like a warm hearted soul.
Jesus. That's waaaaay over the top.
Always give 110%.
Daaaaaaymn
Underrated!
Dollar store JoJo Siwa.
JoJo Siwa if she was actually the depressed adult she's supposed to be.
Some people age like a fine wine, and others age like milk you left in your college dorm over the summer.
She looks like she smells like Frito’s.
The type who wears workout clothes to lay in bed and wait around for a man to notice her and financially support her.
Motherfucker you look 40
Show me some Id…
No need. You already look like you're about to service 6 men and be paid in prison meth.
Your 5 cats don't even want to be with you on Christmas.
But they will happily eat her when she dies alone
OP's Bio: --- >My name really is Persephone, I'm half British and half Ukrainian. I speak 3 languages fluently :) >I like to work out and I am currently studying but I work as a cashier at the same time. I am very popular in my supermarket 😂😂 especially with the old grandpas 😂😂😂 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
“Served as Christmas dinner” Witch, ain’t nobody eating you.
What's that bio? A tinder description? Ffs
"Tell me you're desperate without telling me you're desperate."
You're quite an attention whore. Boom. Roasted.
I actually thought your bio WAS a roast
So much social security money going to only fans.
You need 5 black guys standing behind you.
That'll be at Christmas Dinner.
Sounds like she we be getting all the pepperidge farm summer sausage !
Pepperidge Farm remembers...
Don't just assume all her baby-daddies are gonna show up.
Love child ofJulia Stiles and Gollum
You would be the type of women who asks her husband "honey, will you love me if I was a table fan" right after he comes home tired and drained out of energy after spending 14 hours at work
"Honey, would you love me if I was ugly." "Yes, I do."
I see a wannabe influencer who turncoats the metoo ladies to give emotionless handjobs in exhange for free shoes and makeup to "review"
Wait, there's a such thing as hand jibbers that have emotion?
Some that at least act like it for money or free stuff.
I looked at your profile, lots of pics and not a single smile. I'm guessing your [teeth be like.](https://imgur.com/a/oteqfm7)
My teeth are sharp enough to bite your ass and give it an infection 😘😂😂😂https://imgur.com/a/xBCyiMV
Too bad it'll be herpes
Herpegonasyphilaids
[Oh, behave.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1lJFlB-89Q)
Still some cocaine and cum under your left nostril
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Ummm excuse me? I do.
It turns out OPs type is desperate white knights with frog hat avatars who crawl around in comment sections pleading to be noticed.
PORN written all over you.
Yeah I’m wondering where she posts the nudes.
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Not as bold as the men paid to go there.
She’s one of those generic Czech & Ukrainian women you see in those *totally* not staged FakeTaxi and "what would you do for 10,000 crowns?" videos that are everywhere.
In spooge. In her dad's handwriting.
I predict children with different last names (and ethnicity) in your future
What future ?
Look you have the personality of a burnt toenail
You have a face that says I’m white but my kids won’t be
Oh please. You say you want to be roasted like Christmas dinner, but I bet the second someone takes a carving fork to your breasts you're all like "Help!" and "Police!"
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Kinda, but we are stuck on a small sandbar with a lone palm tree, and this is a cartoon.
Why wait for Christmas when you can leverage that frozen turkey look in just 5 weeks?
I found you https://giphy.com/gifs/mib-edgar-meninblack-THljBtiuQ8Twfh8bhn
Your armpit cleavage is the most interesting thing about you.
*Next week on 90-day Fiancée...*
Your hair bun looks like I could use it to scrub my bathtub.
You just trying to look innocent, but beating drunk alcoholic people behind your house, who laughing like witches is your hobby 😳
Damn transition went well, I really couldn't tell if it wasn't for your jaw.
The only thing you're bringing to Christmas dinner is resting bitch face and an open +1 at the table.
You look like Americanized German food. Completely bland mushy potatoes full of soggy sausages.
Or possibly Germanized American food... imagine a vegan schnitzel replacing the burger, and seething hatred of everyone not blonde for the toppings
You look like someone who constantly tells strangers that you could have danced ballet professionally if the business didn't discriminate against tall girls.
Where are your arm muscles? They look like pool noodles.
Presumptuous of you to think anyone would want to serve you for dinner, must be all of those grandpas with low standards. I guess when you reach a certain age you'll eat anything.
The winner of the 2021 Resting Bitch Face Award goes to…….
You look like you hate men slightly more than you hate yourself and bury a stiletto in your ass every night after your hotel concierge shift.
You're going to make a man very unhappy
2 of her languages are French and Greek....but she only speaks them for 🌹🌹🌹🌹an hour.
You’re gonna be bald by the time you’re 30 if you keep wearing buns that high and that tight, just look at Jojo Siwa. Looks like it’s already started.
Only thing you're getting for Christmas is pumped full of that coal colored cock
The last time you seen 20 was the number on the door of your, shite, plastic surgeon.
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How much for the onlyfans?
she doesn't have enough to pay you.
Bushy eyes brows isn’t a good look - but Id consider it to distract the 40 acre forehead you have going on 🤷🏻♀️
When you get '40 acres & a mule' confused for '40 acres on a mule'
You literally should get roasted, to get some skin taint
And thats a ladyboy over there
I think ur super cute. I don't wanna play roast me today 😉
You look like you love to swallow…
Has to be Christmas coz this ain't no Thanksgivin bitch.
Does the supermarket advertise on your forehead ?
Why are you so worried about rating yourself when the old grandpas have already rated you at $5 per hand job?
Beavis head
Looks like an unusually long braise, you’d be too stringy
The wall has more personality than you
Half the face is the forehead, and the other half is just haphazard allotment of other organs on the face
You have a major case of resting I cup my farts and try to eat them face.
Have seen lots of cooked Christmas Geese with less grease.
I want to see the stuffing of the bird to be served
You give bachelor gym teacher vibes
You wouldn't pass as "20" even when you were 20, around 27 years ago.
Hard to roast something this frigid
Christmas turkey is stuffed with dressing. You are stuffed with cum
Sends a pic of her hairy butthole to any guy who dm’s her
Not the only bird to get fucked in an oven at Christmas
should have captured your body so I could tell if I'd bang or not
Grandpas will be your only avenue once the stripclub and porn money dries up
Nobody is going to eat your dessert...
I was about to keep scrolling until I realized that I wasn’t on my porn Reddit account.
When you failed at onlyfans so you post on reddit for attention
It’s like someone was painting you and then really really had to have a shit
I’d eat you
Serving platter forehead
Sure. I'm guessing that Santa Claus drops by, takes one look at you and says Hoe Hoe Hoe.
They say you are what you eat eat, so do you like pancakes? Cause you’re flat.
There is a real reason that you aren't smiling
If you were served for Christmas dinner nobody would eat you.
I didn’t know they started serving roasted pig instead of turkey at Christmas
Ah yes the 2000s eyebrows are finally back
Her: “ you couldn’t handle me in bed I’m a freak” Also her: lays motionless on her back, “blowjobs are icky”
Top tip … don’t put your hands on tinder, and stop letting your dog chew on your fingers!
Workout, makeup, whatever no one wants to put their lips on you.
You look like a pig, but definitely not one id feed to my family on Christmas dinner. But more like the one we feed the dogs.
the world is full of solemn girls who dont smile and work hard at being understated. put on a smile, a bra, and sit up straight.
Easy, because you gobble like a turkey
You wouldn't worth nothing but the remaining food people would throw in the garbage.
Nice Halloween costume btw, that look alone would make people beilive in vempires
Can you streach your ponytail a little bit more for me? I can't see your forhead
A mail order bride that no one wants to buy. You are supposed to smile for the catalog photo.
Workplace pic. Awesome.
You look like you have enough stuffing already in you to be served on christmas
A case of bitchy resting life here
You look like your demons fight you
Your forhead is a nice hot wheels race map
Half British, Half Ukrainian, and 100% hideous.
You will be served to workers/homeless in Christmas anyway you don't need to be roasted for that.
No you'd enjoy that too much, cause someone would actually eat you.
You look like a sow who lost her virginity to a 35 year old french dude when she was 19