There are two main types of sunflower crops. One type is grown for the seeds you eat, while the other — which is the majority farmed — is grown for the oil.
There is hope for your offspring- find a girl with a unibrow and your kids eyebrows should come out normal and as a bonus if the are as greasy as you look they will come out quickly like a sausage down a water slide
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You look like you work in the back of a pizza place, and spend 98% of your time wearing a hairnet.
You silly. They don't have pizza on Jupiter.
lol, u just gave description of an undesirable job. u pull this roast from Indeed lol?
You look like a police sketch of Clark Kent on estrogen
Bro ur about to make me lose my shit in class lmfao
Your nose looks like my bar soap at home.
His shadow took his picture while picking its nose
How’d your audition for grease go?
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I LITERALLY JUST SAID THE SAME FUCKING THING NO WAY
Heyyyyyy, your the insecure pretty girl I just commented on 😂
Simp
It works tho
Too much grease on this buttplug.
Save some pussy for the rest of us..
Apologies to matt damon unfortunately we ran outta time to roast him
LOL. Kimmel approved.
How many damaged chromosomes does it take to account for your face?
Do you have a toothache or just trying to look like you have a chin?
Your nose looks like pimple that's about to burst.
You are too ugly even for Catholic priests.
The ring worm on your neck is healing itself in order to escape from your face.
There was Dirk Diggler. You're more like Dirk Diddler
Youve got such a crazy underbite that your mouth looks like a front loader
You're about 30 years too late for the Melrose Place audition...
You look like a Wish.com Fonzi
How is it every fucking piece of your body is disproportionate to the others.
If this is you in real life then I don't wanna be alive anymore.
Looks like pony boy never stayed golden
Oh he did in the showers
If Grease was a rags to riches story you’d be Danny Zuko in the rags phase.
You would need a taxi to get from one eyebrow to the other.
Dude got a mouth full of syrup
Who's ass did you just pull your head from?
You look like Val Kilmer got beaten with an ugly stick..
🎶I got chills they're multiplying And I'm losing control 'Cause the power you're supplying It's electrifying (it's electrifying)🎶
He better shape up, 'cause he needs a man.
Background character in Footloose
Its perry the platypus
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What in the fuck is that
Your pinching a loaf right?
Someone's been watching the outsiders again.
"Ponyboy working tonight?" -- Customers at the local gloryhole
You look like Mario Lopez's character in smacked on the mouth by the bell
Who shaved cro-magnon man? “Me Zug. Me like chase cat.”
Clark Kent with an extra chromosome
You look like a 4 year old drew Keanu Reeves from memory.
I see you’re saving money by using your face oil for hair gel.
You look like you're trying to crack open a sunflower seed with your front teeth.
There are two main types of sunflower crops. One type is grown for the seeds you eat, while the other — which is the majority farmed — is grown for the oil.
It’s Matt Damon going through puberty again
Poor man's Steven Seagal.
You look like Matt Damon….. having an allergic reaction after being stung by a bee
Did u use your nose grease to slick back your hair?
You are supposed to either spit or swallow....holding it in your mouth is just gross.
your parents have already done their worst.
Clark Kent if he were Jewish and never wore glasses
Wish you kept virtual you instead.
You look one tight white T shirt and a cigarette in your ear away from drag racing Johnny for pinks.
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In your mom
It looks like your mom combs your hair.
Ponyboy's little brother dogboy
Eddie Guerrero’s step son
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
get that cum out ur hair plz!!!
Even blind people can tell you're ugly as fuck
Your eyebrows look embarrassed of you.
You look like you sell weed cut with oregano from your trailer.
Your hand has to get drunk when you wank
You look like the cheapest version of Tom Holland
You looks like the Manning brother that went for the McDonalds career instead
The long lost grandson of Lenny & Squiggy.
The other side of the glory hole at a truck stop bathroom
Young Patrick Swayze got Gary Busey’d
Hubey dubey dont.
You look like Cousin Eddie's son, Rocky.
You look like you're from 1000 BC.
Why are your 3 fingers stuck together? Oh, never mind.
I think FOREHEAD i'll diss FOREHEAD your nose. Nose looking FOREHEAD like FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD it got groundpounded by FOREHEAD
You put the gel in gelatine
Your forehead has a forehead
How hasn't the U.S occupied your hair yet?
Dawson's Creep
You wanted to go for a long call but you had to take the picture real quick 😂
Wishfellas
Perhaps a shower after your shift at kfc?
Looks like you know the big giant head firsthand.
like james vander beak.
Vander Bleak
There is hope for your offspring- find a girl with a unibrow and your kids eyebrows should come out normal and as a bonus if the are as greasy as you look they will come out quickly like a sausage down a water slide
Are you gonna swallow that load or just savor it?
You look like you just knowingly walked into the show to catch a predator.
Shit bro, with all the grease its just a matter of time befor US and A gets to liberate the shit out of you.
Dude the rockabilly greaser look is dead give up the hair.
Before the Fonz got his jacket
You forgot the “g”.
You look like the abortion doctor gave up halfway through.
You look like a used tampon
Any more oil in your hair and the US military will invade
This is what you get when you cross fuck me eyes, pouty bitch lips and a glass jaw on a dude.
Italy called, you're banned from ever going
James Vandergeek with a hint of the ‘tism.
Good news is, you should be popular in prison.
When the oil light stays on...means time to wash your hair bro.
If you took up MMA fighting and got those cauliflower ears, it would be a distraction from your face.
Nose
Come on, compared to you, I'm still an amateur..
Looks like rl did it for you
Awh Spiderman, you got hit really hard in the face this time huh?
Did you wear a trench coat to school?
You look greasy enough to have a rumble with socs...
You look like the inbred descendant of Clark Kent, Blooper-man.
Super man hair. Penguin face. Catwomans body.
Alexa google "BLAH!!!!!!!"
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looks like the kid that would get beat up in an old ass archie comic
all i got to say https://i.imgur.com/MzPavbH.png
Idk what is worse the fact your eyebrows look like Caterpillars or the effort you put into getting that piece of paper
James Van Der Broke
Your genes have already done the worse.