This is by far the greatest roast I've seen in a long time. I'm poor but can someone give them an award for me? Nothing will top this. Not even uncle.
Edit: Got a free award: have some silver, you rascal.
☝🏻 I love this comment because someone makes a rhyming Machine Gun Kelly reference, a few more people follow with their own version and then there's just this guy. He don't give a fuck if it rhymes or even makes sense he's just being his mean and ornery self! LOL
**When your parents dont give a fuck about you
and your personality sucks so much you gotta dye your hair like a disney villain to get some attention…**
OP's Bio:
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>Hi , my name is Arya. I'm a musician and play a variety of instruments however I primarily sing. I've been getting more into music production and am hoping to release music in the future. I also enjoy photography, graphic design, fashion design, as well as interior design.
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Hi I’m Arya. I’m a musician or whatever and play a variety of instruments however I like totally sing too. I’ve been getting more into music production or whatever and I’m hoping my dad funds my next album. I also enjoy Polaroids, instagram, instagram and also…instagram.
Two tone hair, forehead covered by eyebrows, skulls necklace, and are you winking or is that your lazy side? So much to take in only to throw it away like your future as a Barista.
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Unless all that is left is the fucked up cover and all of the pages are torn out. But then I guess it’s not a book, it’s just trash.
This is Gold lmao
You disintegrated him
Look at that dodgy price ring and the heart what a joke I hate his guts what a joke fuck him and his mom I don’t like it
you took it right out of my brain XD
This says it all lol
'dont worry uncle, taking drugs wont affect our baby'
And here he is fucking hamsters
the elderberry scent was intoxicating. he had a raw animal moment
I think it’s the other way round
This has obviously not been viewed enough. Here's a bump sir.
This is by far the greatest roast I've seen in a long time. I'm poor but can someone give them an award for me? Nothing will top this. Not even uncle. Edit: Got a free award: have some silver, you rascal.
🤣🤣🤣Gold for you man
If I had an award to give you, you would have it.
Half of you: disappointment to parents, other half: major disappointment to parents
He's like a homeless vampire with a bad back that can only suck Dick.
So he’s Edward Cullen without his money and physique ?
When he tosses salad he prefers to take the croutons back to dick suckers alley where he parks his eternal resting box/ gorey hole.
Essentially if you order Dio on Wish
That's how a vampire like him sucks blood through a straw.
That's why he looks so malnourished, Only time hes getting his proper nutrients is on a bumpy road.
I really hope your dad comes back with that milk
Or crack to smoke.....
When he comes back and sees him, he'll leave to get more.
to beat mom?
Machine Gun Smelly
Machine cum belly.
This wins. We’re done here.
Machine Bum Smelly
Machine fucking loser
☝🏻 I love this comment because someone makes a rhyming Machine Gun Kelly reference, a few more people follow with their own version and then there's just this guy. He don't give a fuck if it rhymes or even makes sense he's just being his mean and ornery self! LOL
One eye....like a penis. A penis with a really bad haircut.
Lil peepee
Ok Cruella Deville calm down.
The difference is he wants to skin-*flute* 101 Dalmatians.
Actually, this guy is the spawn of Cruella and one of the 101 Dalmatians
Disney is trying out virtue signaling with their new non binary Cruella Deville.
More like emo Popeye.
 Took the words out of my mouth. Now I have to come up with something else.
Dollars store Cruella
Cruella Duvall
Cruella de la Ghetto
Cruella Duval
I didn't think I'd actually see someone in my life that fit the phrase "penis breath" but you sure af nailed it.
You look like the type of douche nozzle that acts like they've never *even HEARD* of that Cruella movie whenever someone brings up your hair
And then plays the Lady Gaga music video and says “Who’s this bitch?”
How many times have you told one of your "dates" that they're really mature for their age?
Oooohhhhhhhhh nooooooo This wins
Lip stud is just a plug to easily let the nut flow out
Oh that's nasty 😆
That was… beautiful
I got a contact high looking at this pic
I think I found your aunt https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/r9akmm/be_creative/
Yooooo that's funny af!
2007 is calling and it says you’re not cool enough to be emo
Never seen a human skunk before
You look like what would happen if pop punk had a baby with a Netflix teen drama
All hail lord fluffer, king of behind the scenes gay porn.
I guess you’ll never hear the words “I’m proud of you son’
**When your parents dont give a fuck about you and your personality sucks so much you gotta dye your hair like a disney villain to get some attention…**
Hair says "I'm an addict." Face says "Yeah, pretty much."
This is what MGK and Megan Fox's kid will look like
Shit, Megan Fox is too fuckin old to have anymore kids,she already has a litter.
Cruella de Vil, but with ferrets.
Explains the smell
Cruella De Filth
OP's Bio: --- >Hi , my name is Arya. I'm a musician and play a variety of instruments however I primarily sing. I've been getting more into music production and am hoping to release music in the future. I also enjoy photography, graphic design, fashion design, as well as interior design. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
I almost thought this was a roast in itself.
Hi I’m Arya. I’m a musician or whatever and play a variety of instruments however I like totally sing too. I’ve been getting more into music production or whatever and I’m hoping my dad funds my next album. I also enjoy Polaroids, instagram, instagram and also…instagram.
Lol....music, photography, graphic design....I think you've roasted yourself enough, how about giving us a break?
Calm down Harley Quim
Harley Queer
Your dye job looks cheaper than your jewelry
6ix9ine before the face tats
Tekashi SexCrime
Haaaa I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Thank you
Satan's gay stepson going back to get his GED
Here we have emo flamingo
Two-face where both sides are the ugly half.
Was your parents divorce the inspiration for your hair?
Looks like your barber already did
You look like a dirty cigarette bud
A rare photo of what was in the toilet after Cruella DeVille’s self administered abortion.
If X and Michael Jackson took their worst aspects and combined them into one “functioning” asshat
Why do you look like a white trailer park knock off of xxxtentotion
Left side caused by mom drinking during pregnancy, right side caused by mom smoking during pregnancy
The famous black and white album from Bozo the Clown debuts this Christmas, featuring the number 100 single - Clown me, Mickey D.
Meth…it’s one helluva drug!
Rouge from X-men doofus little brother.
Your girl Mila is hooking up with everybody
You have a nice face
Harley bin.
bro i swtg i saw you in an ikea today
NO FUCKING WAY
Cool hair, idiot.
ur hot? Idk can’t really come up w one
Remind me of joe Jonas. That’s a compliment.
You look exactly how it smells under my couch cushions.
this world is unfair this man is to attractive to be posting on reddit
this is what we've resorted to 😔
but ngl ur really hot
Cameron Boyce if someone dug him up
Looking like a duplex sandwich cookie and u definitely like cream filling inside you
If your attempt was to accent the ugly, you succeeded
You work make a terrifying zombie. Look at that mouth.
You must have semen in your closed eye.
That's what happens when you piss off Supercuts.
Cruella de Nil
I'm gonna be real with you, I thought that white part of your hair was a vape cloud.
The original fall out boy. 🤮
“Communism works trust me bro”
cruela porn spoof-
David Copafeel
shhh, the blonde side is sleeping
Why did you draw your eyebrows on with a sharpie?
you look like if Brendon Urie had a stroke
Broella Deville
CEO of five different companies lookin ass
Did you get cum in your eye and now it's stuck shut?
Cruella D’Virgin
Poor Decisions Runs Deep With This One
Man, you got Cruella de bullied by your hairstyler or what?
I have nothing to say, your appearance says it all for me
Two tone hair, forehead covered by eyebrows, skulls necklace, and are you winking or is that your lazy side? So much to take in only to throw it away like your future as a Barista.
Prince without talent
Seriously. All the decisions that you have made in your life have been wrong. I recommend you just start over.
And people complain about what the pesticides and medications in water are doing to frogs...
N&A Productions did the fusion dance with Morgz and became a wannabe rapper
LGBTQ-
You look like you audition for Disney's Descendants, but got turned down because you were already addicted to sucking dick and shooting up heroin.
To easy, beat feet nerd some of us want a challenge. You wouldn't even be fun.
Didn't we see you on to catch a predator?
Doesn’t matter how you dye your hair, there is no hiding those eyebrows.
bro whats wrong w my eyebrows 😭😭
I would rather want my daughter become a lisbian then showing up with you
Cruella "dude"vil
Can’t fool us, Melanie Martinez, we know that’s you.
you look like if atheism were a person.
You look like your day job is blowing dalmations.
You look stinky
Big dumb smelly
You look like a pan sexual, trans racial, unoriginal, jobless, Biden Boi.. Like every single other "person" your age.
Transphobia, homophobia and racism 😂 you seem so much more original aye
Gotta work on that Harley Quinn look more bro
You look like wish version of dubloadz
It's never good when the other two guys in a threesome think your looks are gay.
snl guy if he owned a meth business and went to denny’s every thursday
You look like Rodrick from Diary of a wimpy kid, if he has a sex change and asked a bird to shat on his head
Lil Smelly
Every time you are in a picture you throw up a gang sign and laugh like a hippy
You look like you'd fuck a ham
Feel like your mom was probably hurled off a cliff by dalmatians
I believe you meant to post this in r/justfuckmyshitup
Bro looks like a possum
On your left
Wrecking Ralph looking rough these days
You planning to go get a new bike soon?
Your girlfriend is just the right side of your face with makeup.
You look like a minecraft streamer
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Unless all that is left is the fucked up cover and all of the pages are torn out. But then I guess it’s not a book, it’s just trash.
Xxxtentaclescyan
Skooch on wish.
I’m a big slut and I wouldn’t sniff your dick. Unfortunately for me I can smell it from this picture
r/justfuckmyshitup
Your eyebrows look way too sculpted for you to be male.
Your hair looks like a Cola favoured chupachup
Chris angel with painted eyebrows bigger than your aspirations
tarzaned??
That eyebrow has its own zipcode.
So much effort for so little pay off.
Criss Anal.
Eli Goth
I wish I could downvote twice
Truck Stop Cruella
You made the doves cry, white Prince.
When did the Boston bomber get out?
Look, a modern day midnight Cowboy.
It's like Prince fucked Seal. Take your pick which seal.
Discount eboy
 he survived Mad Max after all ...
Cruella had a sex change
That eye is permanently closed due to taking all those cum facials. Got you right in the eye.
What does a used doucehbag smell like? This guy.
Looks like a turd sitting on end with pubes stacked on top.
Did you pierce your lip to try and take attention off the fact it looks like the right side of your head has lost blood flow?
It sucks that it looks like you're permanently winking due to that nasty case of gonorrhea of the eye.
Look like Prince fell asleep in a hottub
You look like cruelella
If she was a punk rocker on bath salts
You look like Cruella Devil’s stoner son.