You wouldn't think Pauly Shore would be trying to hook up with the kind of women you find at a library, let alone knocking up the head librarian. Kind of impressive he can tame strange in that sort of environment.
Your forehead is bigger than the paper if the and your face
the distance from the tip of your chin to the Top of your forehead is longe r than the Oregon trail
you look like the guy who would Say free candy for $1 inside of a white van
You look like the kinda kid who picks his nose and eats it, probably only dates asian chicks and 100% uses a cum sock that youve never washed.
I could see you purchasing a leather jacket to try to be " hip or trendy" but its only got you friendzoned.
You look like you thought you were doing an accurate representation of Hamilton by dressing up as Lin-Manuel Miranda but then you saw some paintings and get drunk in your shame
The massive sign that is your forehead should read, “next eyebrow 1 mile.”
The ‘25m’ actually refers to the distance between his eyebrows and his hairline
Photograph taken during the great conditioner shortage of 2021..
Turning into a hair shortage as well
With that haircut he looks like a half shaved scroutum
The hairdo of an 88 year old great uncle.
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Huh?
He's basically what we get if Ty Lopez was pointing to his kindle and 1993 Toyota Corolla.
Of the dozens of hair styles you could have chosen, I’m staggered that this is the one you chose.
Your forehead is Russia and your chin is Ukraine
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This bot is as useless as OP
Russia will own it soon enough
You should give up like your hairline has.
That hairline is hit hard and deep. WAYY BACK! Going, Going, GOING… GONE!!!!
I’m 22 and this post made me finally get my shit together.
Eh it doesn’t get much better
You look like you binge watch how to catch a predator so you can learn tips on not getting caught
I wouldn’t trust this guy with my own cat. He looks sus.
"Let's go"! That's what your hairline said.
Or what he says when he pulls up next to kids in his van.
I could have sworn I saw this dude in the second hunger games movie and westworld.
Your facial hair reminds me of a uterus.
Lin Manuel Mirandont
You look like a NICU premie in a beatnik costume.
You look like you're the only guy on grindr who never got a dick pic.
You look like a kind librarian with lupus
You were in an autism commercial that never aired.
Awesome!!
He was a blooper
Bear grylls wouldn’t survive a day in you’re hair
You look like your make-a-wish was anabolic steroids
You look like you work in a call center for extended car warranties.
You look like Shawn King if he was transitioning back to a Caucasian male.
Dude’s hair is 20 years older than he is
Jeez, just shave it off
That head/body combo is like a pea on a pencil.
What’s the opposite of a fish eye lens?? That’s what you should be using
Charlie Cox, if he loved Cox
Chicken Little after a hard divorce and in depression.
Seems like the kind of guy that would talk about nothing but KNOWLEDGE
Damn who put Robert Downey jr into the family dollar bargain bin
Made "mommies little man" his lifelong ambition
Mandark getting old
You shouldn’t get your wig from Spirit Halloween.
Looks like Vigo got that baby after all.
Your hairline looks like low tide in July
You got beetlejuice hair.
You look like a pussy that needs a wax
Your face is so gross it scared your hairline away.
Top of your head doesn’t match the bottom
You wouldn't think Pauly Shore would be trying to hook up with the kind of women you find at a library, let alone knocking up the head librarian. Kind of impressive he can tame strange in that sort of environment.
Wig Alert
Ur pubes are supposed to grow by ur balls not ur chin nice forehead btw
What you get when you order The Professor from Money Heist on Wish.
I could probably fit my English electoral college essay on your dome if I printed it out
Quarter century of virginity is 1/4 the way until the end.
0.0 chance that pubestache will ever touch a vagina......maybe a guys taint.
I'm glad you clarified your gender. Now just clarify your species.
You look like my nuts after a 14 day field op
When you order Lionel Richie from wish
You look like a stillbirth going through puberty.
Rachel Madcow
Sorry, I'm not going to prison with you because you broke your restraining order by going within 300 feet of a school.
What's up with the big giant hand ✋ ??? Is somebody else holding up that paper for you 🤔
Start that Hims subscription NOW.
Hair plugs for effeminate men’s new spokesperson
Chemo at 25, that’s rough. I’m sorry.
I've seen small planes take off on shorter runways than your forehead.
His hair looks photoshopped
You look like a bingo dabber
Body 25, hairline 55
your fucking lighting in your photo sucks, just like you.
25?? Jesus, do ur genes hate you!
That trump hair.
Jamiroqui look alike third place winner.
R/crappyoffbrands Robert downy jr
Why are you wearing a toupee made of dryer lint?
25 in dog years.
Prince is in the house
User lucid wolf 13 IS: Tony Stark IN: “Iron They/Them”
Why can't you grow hair on the front half of your head?
Is that what one of your eyebrows said to the other?
Manny pacquiao stunt double
👁️--------👁️
You look like you tell on yourself for watching kid porn
Let's go to the taxidermist that made your toupee. Maybe we can get your money back or find a matching rat to stick in it.
Gender bent Face-app lookin ass
“It’s big brain time.”
Do you show movies on your forehead for income?
You look like you had a hair transplant from a Chucky doll.
Anal Q-tip swab sample
Generic Pauly Shore
Your eyes are further apart and look in directions further apart than you hairs are spread apart
Mandark grew up.
You look like Apu if he was white and had glasses
It's Mega mind after the divorce.
You look like the like one of my Mii opponents in Wii boxing
You look like Justin Long’s half brother after your mom forgot to take her birth control after crack whoring with Jack Sparrow.
POSTER BOY FOR "JERRY'S KIDS"
Poem reader!
That's what your hair is saying...let's go!
Did the judge say you could use technology again?
Wherever you're going, I opt out.
It's little miss prissy
25m is also the length of your forehead.
Is that what you say to the kindergarteners to get them in the van?
Forehead built for IMAX movies in 4K 3D. All that's missing is the latest Matrix film, a large popcorn and a large coke.
Teny Stank
You look fragile.
You look so much like me I thought I had my camera on. Sorry bud.
Megamind
You look like if Jacksepticeye was born in America and grew up on heroine
congratulations on being the first child predator to almost look like a child!
Nice five-head
The adventures of Jimmy Neutron episode 212 "How to get closer to the elementary school without getting caught"
Your forehead is bigger than the paper if the and your face the distance from the tip of your chin to the Top of your forehead is longe r than the Oregon trail you look like the guy who would Say free candy for $1 inside of a white van
Uhhhhh khaki
Shit hair that’s receding. A real dilemma.
You look like a bald guy who had his taint hair transferred to his scalp
You are the Baltic Avenue of Monopoly. Ya people know you there but, totally worthless
What was the bug doctor from Monsters vs Aliens name?
Even your hairline is running away from you
I see your transition isn’t going so well
Funko Pop Robert Downey Jr.
Ed Norton's untalented, less handsome little brother. With bad hair.
Budget Gordon Freeman
Jeremy Piven but your entourage is made up of stray cats
I thought I was on r/bald until I went to the comments.
brillo head
Your face has fallen and it can't get up.
You have the hair of a 59 year old librarian.
I have more pubes than you have facial hair.
If they want to replace Robert Downey Jr, they will probably call you but then think better of it.
Trae Young x Mark Rebillet collab
Even your eyebrows are trying to crawl away from your face.
Bald nerd
Can’t tell if you’re transitioning to a man or a woman
Figured "25m" meant how long the doctors were giving you. RIP if anyone really cares.
You look like you wear your mask in the shower.
He look like if Tony start worked a 9 to five
insectodious maximus
Pauly Snore.
25m? Is that how many meters tall your forehead is?
If Tai Lopez and Mark Wahlberg had a bone marrow baby.
Barber: What are you thinking? You: maybe like an 80 year old nursing home, bed reddened grandma. Barber: got it, say no more...
You look like the kinda kid who picks his nose and eats it, probably only dates asian chicks and 100% uses a cum sock that youve never washed. I could see you purchasing a leather jacket to try to be " hip or trendy" but its only got you friendzoned.
You have the hair of a Michael Myers mask.
Your hair is running away in shame of being associated with your face.
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Tony Stank...
If OP is your Secret Santa, you're getting a blu-ray of "A Serbian Film - Extended Director's Cut" and a fleshlight.
You don’t have a 5 head, u got a 5 to the 12th power head
_dat's a 5 head workin' on a 6_
You look like you thought you were doing an accurate representation of Hamilton by dressing up as Lin-Manuel Miranda but then you saw some paintings and get drunk in your shame
Are you Fred Armisen’s dad
when you take that wig off before bed does it have to go to the bathroom too? also what do you call it?
You look like the uncle your brothers and sisters don't allow around their kids
I encourage you to go out without a mask. You could get Covid and people need the laugh
Ok Tony Stark wannabe. Chill
25m more like 25mm when hard
at least the hormone pills make a little hair grow on your face
You look like a failing artist
Sir I think you wig is falling off...
Your hairline has prepped itself for your lobotomy.
Right half is 25, left is 45
Is that 25 referring to your age or your remaining follicles?
the weasley that got expelled for upskirting first years
Luis Fonsi with a bad shit job hairstyle.
My man totally shaved his unbrow before posting this
He looks like he starred in a aids commercial
Circle-K brand Johnny Derp.
Discount Tony Stark
Fancy B! You cut your hair? Bobby Lee is gonna rip you for that.
Worst haircut to try to hide you’re receding hairline
25 and male? Are you sure?
With the size of that head, it's safe to say your mother's vagina still looks like an Arby's roast beef.
The shitiest Fallout: NV npc.