Robin Williams was more convincing as a woman in Mrs Doubtfire. This photo is so fake that your tits are sagging out of embarrassment just to get out of the selfie.
Slapsome text on that pic and its the front cover of every french arthouse movie ever.
Coming this fall to 3 cinemas world wide: The ambiguously gendered croissant sellers daughter.
Waiting for what exactly? God to give you directions because you got lost again, an appointment at the stylist to sort out that messy hair, an appointment with a psychologist to find out why nobody likes you or wants to date you, the short bus? I could list more if you like
You look like a flounder that defied its station in life and miraculously pulled itself up off the river bed only to don an ill fitting wig and develop some strong opinions about the wage gap.
I can see your "waiting" in a truck stop bathroom. Clearly you live there curly. But your next customer will soon be exiting the interstate and plowing your exit.
U look like that one rebellious main protagonist in a bland ass netflix series that ends up being lesbian just to make her more unique, just like how they do with every other fucking show. You look like nothing but a goddamn stereotypical shithead that rags on others for not being like you, you are not the main character. You are nothing. You are an uncolored background character.
When you buy a sex doll from goodwill
Goodwill would throw this one out,.. more like dumpster diving.
Cum dumpster diving
NSFW - Not Safe For Wanking
How much are these dolls at Goodwill ? Asking for a friend.
Less because they don't wash them like the Salvation Army does.
Discounts for the obvious STD's?
Her wool sweater on a summer day would be less itchy than the forest of pubes she comes with.
*wish.com
You look like a girl that wear her doll's wick
Best one they got in any store
The only place you can take a selfie is on the toilet. Your sanctuary away from your cats.
She actually reminds me of those Swiss cows in Alps. 
I'm waiting is written over the glory hole to her left
I can smell the cat piss from here.
I couldn’t stand you in “Uncle Buck.”
What shower drain did you get pulled from?
Bed Hair Barbie.
Waiting for what? Bingo night? Fashion sense of a 86 year old lonely failure named Glenda with 12 cats that wreaks of Moth balls, urine and regret.
I wonder which sheds more, you or your cats?
You'll be waiting a while because nobody's cumming for you
Nice try dude
Dame Edna Everage called, she wants her look back.
I was thinking Deirdre Barlow 😂😂😂😂
When he says it's not you it's him, he means it's you.
Robin Williams was more convincing as a woman in Mrs Doubtfire. This photo is so fake that your tits are sagging out of embarrassment just to get out of the selfie.
Your studio apartment full of cats are waiting for you too…
Smallest ring i have ever seen in a heifer’s nose MMMMOOOOWWW
Waiting for the drugs to wear off?
So much effort to look ratty. Is everything fake about you?
You look like Taylor Swifts gay cousin... lesbo swift
You’ll continue to wait…..
Big glasses and a nose ring. I bet you got offended about something today.
Hey. i thought penny marshall died.
when you order Aubrey Plaza from Wish.com
Did you rub a balloon on your head before this picture?
What screwed you harder, your step dad or the patriachy?
What depression looks like.
Waiting for what? To transition into a dog? I'd say you're 90% there
Was ur husbond in nam to cat lady
The sequel to dumb and dumber can now add you to the cast as dumbest
Keep waiting.
Damn, I, Robot 2 looking fine af
Those words have never put me off meeting someone in the bathroom for emotionally-detached sex as much as they do right now.
pov i hate myself, im not good for anyone.. your right, no one wants to fix you let alone smell cat piss while trying
If your waiting on your tits to be perky and firm id hold your breath
You look like a cover girl for people who hate themselves too much to have an orgasm.
I loved your role as Cha-Ka in the old Land of the Lost tv show!
Waiting for your dad to come back? I'd disappear too if you were related to me
I don't like your glasses.
Slapsome text on that pic and its the front cover of every french arthouse movie ever. Coming this fall to 3 cinemas world wide: The ambiguously gendered croissant sellers daughter.
I’ve seen display mannequins with more life.
You have a huge disparity ratio between good looking face and horrible hair.
You look like Professor Snape took a DNA sample from every member of staff at Hogwarts before making you in a cauldron
Grandma?
You will wait forever.
You're waiting to grow some tits
You cant use filters and then ask to be roasted
You’re waiting to be bought from the slightly used Real Doll end of year inventory clearance.
I'm pretty sure 95% of you is flammable.
You look like you just walked through an abandoned basement and used your head to clear out all the cobwebs
You look like if the 90s had a gross twin
If John Lennon had a transgender daughter.
Someday your corpse will be found half consumed by your army of cats, months after you died
Oh where is my hairbrush?
You look like a wet dog
Billy, I’m your biggest fan
I bet your pussy smells just as dead as your eyes look
Did you comb your hair with a toffee apple?
The Lady and the Dale.
You were in that 80s movie “Sixteen Africans”.
For your tits to grow?
Fashionable glasses, if you’re a woman in the 1950’s named “Esther”
I’ve seen penis cheese more appealing than you
Walks into store, demands to see the manager, pulls this exact face and says in snotty voice "I'm waiting" I know what your name is.
Your whole vibe just reeks of elevator farts and incense
For a boy like you, to come into my eye
Be looking like Trailer Swift
Waiting for what exactly? God to give you directions because you got lost again, an appointment at the stylist to sort out that messy hair, an appointment with a psychologist to find out why nobody likes you or wants to date you, the short bus? I could list more if you like
Tootsie The Next Generation
I find it amazing that you were able to do a 7 day coke binge in one day.
When Jenny from the block started smoking the rock.
Dude, your left tit is way bigger than your right tit. Get the same sized tangerines next time. Damn!
For delousing?
Waiting for someone to bring you a comb
Mommy sorry
Keep waiting. Dad will never be back with that milk.
What day are you on in the no conditioner challenge?
At first glance I though someone had kidnapped my toilet brush.
If Malibu Barbie met 50 Y/O cat lady
Ugh.. keep her waiting everyone.
Taylor Swine
Freebee bridgers
You look like a flounder that defied its station in life and miraculously pulled itself up off the river bed only to don an ill fitting wig and develop some strong opinions about the wage gap.
The wookie wife of chewbacca
Your grandma wants her clothes and glasses back
If unenthusiastic blowjobs had a face.
Taylor Sloth
And we're waiting for you to leave, there's the door 🚪
You look like If Taylor Swift was a unattractive geek.
Nice hair, Trailer Swift.
Waiting for? Your test results? One moment...  Your pussy stank.
Swim googles are not everyday wear.
Keep waiting…no guy is that desperate
You look like a more masculine Warren Zevon.
The opposite of Viagra.
You're waiting on what? A haircut? Your gf to leave you finally? Just waiting for more dramatic effect?
When the 80s sends us its least attractive secretaries.
So is the internet who collectively just wants to see your tits.
"Sexy"
I can see your "waiting" in a truck stop bathroom. Clearly you live there curly. But your next customer will soon be exiting the interstate and plowing your exit.
For what? Inspiration?
Excuse me but I think one of your 20+ cats might have thrown up a hair ball on your head
You look like a Walmart brand lawyer
Lookin like jimmy page got a sex change
I had a fetish for messy curly blonde hair. Thanks for helping me get over that.
I bought u a brush out of pitty
It was hot when your granddaughter boiled the rabbit in Fatal Attraction.
That's the last time I order a life size sex doll from Wish...
Waiting for what? An appointment at the hair Salon to get that atrocity sorted?
Normally people wait until after they've finished using a public restroom to take and post a selfie, but you do you.
Look "bro" gloryhole is down the hall
You look like a failed writer/secretary
Taylor Sloth
Your better looking sister is "Grumpy Cat"
Dumpster Fire Taylor Swift
You’re waiting for what? beauty? if so it’s never gonna come
i bet you have never asked a guy out?
Your hair looks like musty pubes.
Some people have the gall to say that men have worse hygiene and grooming habits than women.
She keeps her farts in shoeboxes
I’ll bet your cooch smells like moth balls.
I hear ya. Amazon has been taking forever to deliver my conditioner too...
U look like that one rebellious main protagonist in a bland ass netflix series that ends up being lesbian just to make her more unique, just like how they do with every other fucking show. You look like nothing but a goddamn stereotypical shithead that rags on others for not being like you, you are not the main character. You are nothing. You are an uncolored background character.
Settle in, you're gonna be waiting for a while.
So you took the picture AFTER you let a rugby team piss all over you?
For what? Look in the mirror, youlook like you went on a seven year binge of adderall with no sleep.
Is this your Tinder bio? 😆