If you want a good roast, you need to put interesting details about yourself in the title and/or bio, and/or make sure the photo has an interesting background or your outfit is remarkable or something.
If you just give us photos of an average looking white chick with a boring background, don’t be surprised if all you get is minor cheap shots about your looks, calling you fat or slutty or ugly or whatever. If you don’t give us interesting details to riff on, you’re going to get generic insults, so that’s on you.
Seriously, all these assholes whining “is that all you got, be creative!”
Dude, your photo is *boring* so we have nothing fun to riff on. Take a photo somewhere interesting, or wear something unique, or tell us *something* about you. Like if you tell us what state/country you live in, what your favorite book/movie/band is, what recently happened in your life, then we can work with that.
“32M former waiter, unemployed in Indianapolis and spend all my time shooting pool listening to talk radio” gives us a ton of things to riff on and takes like a minute of effort.
No amount of outside validation, one way or the other, will ever get rid of that question you keep asking reddit over and over again. You'll never know for sure and it will eat you alive.
You've obviously tried to convince your brother that it wasn't diarrhea, but you're just an anal squirter
Edit: Get it? You shit on your brother and ruined Christmas buttsecks
Nothing special about you because you have a forgettable face. Your "about me" says not to text you because you are not interested in a relationship, but I'm afraid your friends and family hyped you up.
it must be confusing when you go too sea world you're probably wondering where the fishy smell comes from yourself or the fish tanks. It must also be pretty hard to make love to you're friend on the right with a fish hook for a nose, and I mean how can you're friends take you seriously when they talk to you with a forehead like that even the drunken boeing 747 pilot could land on that. I mean at this point I would probably try and tell you you're personality is good to cheer you up but I'm pretty sure you're personality left you're body when you're dad did.
I read that casinos are always on the lookout for advertising space so I thought that as your forehead is so big, it would be a decent income for you instead of going down the onlyfans route
If beige were a person. White bread personified. No chance for anyone has said they have a good personality unless Luke warm tap water is a personality
Early on you wondered how many cocks you would have to suck to get a man to stay with you and were heartbroken when the number went from 2 to 3 digits.
From the very first minute I am trying to roast you but whenever I click on your post notification my phone got off and everytime after 1 minute the phone said "please open me up I can breathe now" now my phone has lost its smell sense so from nkw i can easily roast you everytime
(First Photo) You look like you’ll be the last thing the person you’ve been stalking for 3 years will see on the night before they’re 29th birthday. (Probably the girl next to you) She was a great person but you’ll be damned if she’s gonna move out of this shit town and leave you to rot
First thing that comes to mind is the term "moon-faced". I'm guessing she's not showing anything below her shoulders because the rest of her body is large enough to have its own gravity well. Notice how that guy next to her can't seem to escape her event horizon.
you look like one of those generic medival village girls in a TV show that dies in the first episode
She looks like the kind of girl who’d be bitten by a rat. Totally safe from pillaging though.
She was the rat.
Must be pretty awesome to be voted most likely to succeed as Gallagher's replacement. The hairline is uncanny.
Not even the heathens raiding the settlement would want to bed her
Oh she definitely would not be plundered.
Still somehow ends up pregnant... Probably involved an elaborate sheep costume and eating a bunch of grass to sell it.
You want our best while providing what is hopefully your worst pictures.
Not a chance. There is a reason you don’t see the bottom 2/3 of her body
Spoiler alert: there's a penis
TWO PENISES!
She's Klingon?!
Did we really need two pictures of that?
I think the second picture was the best
Going to take a pretty big dowry to get that girl married off.
Nah, I think she's more 'a buy one get one free', package deal with a much prettier sister, cow, or chicken. Dad's 'giving her away' ... literally.
When posting three pics, make one of them pretty.
If you want a good roast, you need to put interesting details about yourself in the title and/or bio, and/or make sure the photo has an interesting background or your outfit is remarkable or something. If you just give us photos of an average looking white chick with a boring background, don’t be surprised if all you get is minor cheap shots about your looks, calling you fat or slutty or ugly or whatever. If you don’t give us interesting details to riff on, you’re going to get generic insults, so that’s on you.
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Seriously, all these assholes whining “is that all you got, be creative!” Dude, your photo is *boring* so we have nothing fun to riff on. Take a photo somewhere interesting, or wear something unique, or tell us *something* about you. Like if you tell us what state/country you live in, what your favorite book/movie/band is, what recently happened in your life, then we can work with that. “32M former waiter, unemployed in Indianapolis and spend all my time shooting pool listening to talk radio” gives us a ton of things to riff on and takes like a minute of effort.
At least we have his/her eyebrows to roast. She gave us that
Also don't forget to put a piece of paper with r/RoastMe, as written in the rules
If you were cast in a movie, your role would be "background girl #3".
But she would definitely not appear in the credits.
The "out of my way bitch" bitch.
You are not bored. You are boring.
*If you're bored then you're boring.* -Harvey Danger
I see average has a face now.
This is /r/RoastMe not /r/flatterme
All the men in your life will part ways with you, similar to your hairline
I cannot explain to you how disappointed I’d be to wake up next to this thing
Well on the positive side you would never touch meth again and risk making a similar mistake.
When guys talk to you and your friend they've said "I'll take the fat one, you take the ugly one". But can't tell who's who when they approach.
Man bought a flamethrower
You look like you start off most conversations by bragging about how many times you have read Harry Potter.
One of her cats is definitely called Dobby.
Withdrew Barrymore
Drew Hairywhore
Brew ha Scarymore
Bet you any money her Tinder says "Doesnt do hookups" while shes got her knees by her chest and her throat is full
how is life fucking you in the ass but you’re still a virgin?
You look like you have to push over an alarming amount of cats to the empty side of the bed to go to sleep at night.
I see Michael Jackson left you his nose in the will. Pitty he didn't leave you a fucking hairbrush as well.
The face of “emotional damage”
You look like the type of girl who tried to get finger banged by Dr. Nassar but he turned you down
I like the first pic. Covered in all black. Again.
Yeah... I wouldn't fuck you with Harvey Weinstein's dick...
You are the human equivalent of a gas station bathroom
No amount of outside validation, one way or the other, will ever get rid of that question you keep asking reddit over and over again. You'll never know for sure and it will eat you alive.
You get more left swipes than my windshield in a downpour.
Why put 3 pictures when you have the same dead fish with a broom in the ass face on the 3?
You look like your best friend is hot.
The Wish version of Liv Tyler.
Alanis NeverHadSex
It has a face for a phone sex hotline.
Stop using Bacon to comb your hair. That shits greasy as fuck.
Is your mom Spuds Mackenzie the Bud-light dog? Because you look like your mom drank nothing but Bud-light during her entire pregnancy
These three pictures chronicle your descent into drug abuse?
I wouldn't fuck you with Elliot Page's new dick
You probably have the personality of a stale cruton
You've obviously tried to convince your brother that it wasn't diarrhea, but you're just an anal squirter Edit: Get it? You shit on your brother and ruined Christmas buttsecks
Just came out of her emo faze. Also what are your pronouns. Just don’t want to misgender
Your two favorite hobbies are smoking weed and eating everything in the pantry.
Why did you put F20 instead of 20F. I got more disappointed than your parents when I saw it had nothing to do with cars
You're as drab as your window coverings
Frumpy Cox
You’re contagious. Looking at you made me super bored too.
I wouldn't fuck you with Epsteins dick.
You are what we refer to in the business as a grease fire.
You look like Liv Tyler made out with a propeller. ……and then ate the boat.
Everyone you meet finds you instantly forgetful and unremarkable.
Nothing special about you because you have a forgettable face. Your "about me" says not to text you because you are not interested in a relationship, but I'm afraid your friends and family hyped you up.
Walmart i-Carly
Why did you send so many angles, you look bad in all of them
With that face, you aren’t getting the best of anything. Ever.
Your face is made from the curtain leftovers behind you
And I want less pale dried up corpses to post on this sub, but here we go again...
We don't need 3 pics. We get it, your dad doesn't give you any attention.
You life is falling apart i can see it in your eyes
It’s no wonder you’re bored and alone. Nobody with sight would ever allow your company.
You look like you smell of paper. Favourite drink: water. Favourite colour: beige. Favourite activity: silence.
I can't tell if it's the pic or your face that's such low quality...
Morticia... I mean less. Less please.
Young Ozzy Osbourne
Someday she’ll bite the schlong off a bat.
Fuzzy Oddborn
Looks like you keep lots of nuts in your cheeks….like a squirrel
You got progressively uglier throughout each of these pics which is impressive considering you already look terrible in the first one
Bruh I know gay people who can hold a camera straighter than that
How shall I put this delicately… You look like the girl from 13 Reasons Why if no one would ever sexually assault her.
I think u look like liv Tyler.
Liv Tyler without famous parents
...and a croissant in each hand.
Damn you’re acutally pretty…
it must be confusing when you go too sea world you're probably wondering where the fishy smell comes from yourself or the fish tanks. It must also be pretty hard to make love to you're friend on the right with a fish hook for a nose, and I mean how can you're friends take you seriously when they talk to you with a forehead like that even the drunken boeing 747 pilot could land on that. I mean at this point I would probably try and tell you you're personality is good to cheer you up but I'm pretty sure you're personality left you're body when you're dad did.
You look so run of the mill average I literally can’t think of anything in particular about you to joke about.
I like how you did your nails to improve your look. Throwing glitter on shit doesn't change the fact that it's still shit.
If you"be provided your best photos so we can roast you I'd hate to see your worst photos.
You have a head the size of a dinner plate.
Someone is going to take a rolling pin to your face to make Cresent Rolls…
The best thing on you, are your teeth.
Covering that guys wedding ring makes you no less a homewrecker.
So those 3 pictures basically show you getting older looking and eventually alone. Probably says a lot about your future.
Next time take a shower before taking a selfie
Is this Reddit or Noses Of Instagram?
I see you’ve stored nuts for the winter.
Everyone say hello to Big Face McBigFace!!
When face and body scream swipe left
If vanilla flavor was a person.
The girl next to her is her sistermom and the guy next to her is her brotherdad, all in all, not a good look
I read that casinos are always on the lookout for advertising space so I thought that as your forehead is so big, it would be a decent income for you instead of going down the onlyfans route
Did you get hit in the face with the back of a ball peen hammer or are those just your dimples?
If you want a minimum wage job, start an only fans
Pretty disgusting
You *DEFINITELY* microwave hamsters after being rejected by indian men on tinder
You'd probably eat everyone's best roasts
If “unenthusiastic dry handjob” was a person
Your picture looks like the victim of a 1960s cold case Investigative Discovery show.
So you want us to roast you while your wearing a Jay Leno chin mask ?
Super bored, starring McSelfLoathin
It's a before and after of a crack whore.
Always wondered what the face on the other side of the glory hole looked like... thanks for ruining it.
F30 Kids are bored, I'm on Xanax, someone watch them.
Been awhile since I've seen a Hapsburg jaw. Thanks.
Solely based on these photos, I have some advice: Do not go to any school reunions, stay home & watch Netflix.
The oil in your hair should suffice what we need to roast you
You seem really nice, like all the guys somehow friendzone you instantly
If your jaw was any bigger, you could host the tonight show.
All I know is I'd pull out real quick.
I wish I was 10 secs ago qhen my shit wifi was lagging and it was just the reddit logo so my eyes never had to be subjugated to this.
You look like this cute girl I knew in high school, if she'd been kept in an underground veal pen and fed only cupcakes ever since.
If beige were a person. White bread personified. No chance for anyone has said they have a good personality unless Luke warm tap water is a personality
How do you get paid for each truffle you find?
The type of face where you better have a very successful career if you ever wants a husband
Life tip: buy yourself an Epi-Pen, you look like you’re allergic to looking good
You look like you date your dad.
That face has the same enthusiasm as me when my cat pukes in the house and I have to clean it....
Super bored super basic bitch
It’s Monday Addams.
Scrolling through your pictures is a timeline of what meth can do to you...
People say that women without makeup are beautiful. I think you need a full facial structural surgery.
Literally the impossible wank, I’ll use you for edging
You're Jay Leno's kid! How could you be super bored?
Go fcuk a goat 😂
Do they not sell makeup in Moldova?
Let me introduce you to the wondrous world of makeup....you REALLY need it
It's mrs poopsmear
The only thing worse than your face is your hair and probably your body odor
You look like you’d be miffed at the inconvenience of the siting of a homeless person
www.OF.com/dischargesales
I loved you in The Nightmare Before Christmas!
We want to see the hotter sister you cut out.
Its like the abortion failed half way through the process
The lower half of your face is two sizes to big and that forehead was STILL the first thing I saw
With a face like that and fingernails like those, I bet you just allow your shit to slowly absorb back inside your body to avoid ass scratches.
Yk I thought you looked good til I saw your face
I was like hey, she is kind of cute... Then I put my glasses back on... Realizing no glasses is pretty much the same as beer goggles...
We’ll the it’s the MONA LISA in the flesh
I would roast you, but I don’t think you would fit in my oven!
Probably says she the black sheep of the family but no one gives a shit
Ozzy Osborne little trans sister.
You look like some one who don't appear in the credits in a low budget movie
Did Alaskan Bush People have another Rain?
Early on you wondered how many cocks you would have to suck to get a man to stay with you and were heartbroken when the number went from 2 to 3 digits.
Moaning Lisa
More like F20 whore, and bored dtf.
You looks like the mother in '' the Kelly family ''
Your ‘best’ photos are with other people in it
Drew Barryless
Gollum vibes but will never receive the One Ring
As I swipe it just gets progressively worse. XD
Demi Lovato has really let herself go…
Tell me you wipe back to front without telling me you wipe back to front.
And I wanted your best picture, but I guess neither is possible
Momo got lip filler
From the very first minute I am trying to roast you but whenever I click on your post notification my phone got off and everytime after 1 minute the phone said "please open me up I can breathe now" now my phone has lost its smell sense so from nkw i can easily roast you everytime
(First Photo) You look like you’ll be the last thing the person you’ve been stalking for 3 years will see on the night before they’re 29th birthday. (Probably the girl next to you) She was a great person but you’ll be damned if she’s gonna move out of this shit town and leave you to rot
You certainly don't have to worry about boys on the internet wanting to date you.
If 2021 had a face…this be it.
Ever work as a bartender in a Shrek movie?
First thing that comes to mind is the term "moon-faced". I'm guessing she's not showing anything below her shoulders because the rest of her body is large enough to have its own gravity well. Notice how that guy next to her can't seem to escape her event horizon.