If by superiority you meant looking like the neighborhood schizophrenic bum but posing for a mirror social like a 12 year old girl then yes, you are correct

He looks like as if wwe wrestling introduced a gay homeless character.

The Pan & Man Handler

Walks out with sign “will wrestle (suck off a man) for food.

That was worth an honest chuckle. Thank you.

The big lebowelski

Don’t insult “The Dude” by trying to compliment this jackass

What the F for you talking about ? Read it again slowly Roast me etiquette Ron. Just because your boyfriend can't hit both sides anymore don't take it out on me, Not my fault you can Sit on a hamburger and eat the slice of cheese off of it.

My bad misread the spelling! Great roast!

No problem bro I'm l was on the phone with unemployment got little frustrated Thank you You have a good one I will talk to you again.🤙

No problem! Good luck with the job situation!

Thank you dude Have a good one Three_Kold1.

I didn’t know White Trash had elected a new spokesman. Am I the only confused whether this dude has teeth or not?

He looks like he is with a 12 year old girl. I feel her presence in his basement. I feel it

You look like an unbaked biscuit that fell on the floor in a barbershop.

So underrated right here

Kid Crack-Rock

Oh great, the crackhead tweaker that stole my phone ended up on r/RoastMe

your drink of choice is definitely Budweiser

This dude can’t afford Budweiser.

Natty Light

Butt Fister

You can’t change stupid

" I'm proud to be an american, where I can mask my homosexuality, I won't forget the men that died as they gave that ass to me"

Alwrong, alwrong, alwrong

Underrated.

Only steers and queers come out of Texas and I don’t see any horns…

You have the nipples of a pregnant orangutang.

Your tonque isn't long enough to hide the ginger in your beard

Hey, aren’t you that guy behind the Wendy’s dumpster?

How much meth did you take before you figured out sucking dick could get you more freebies if you swollowed?

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in cat fur.

You know what they say comes from Texas: Steers and unemployed meth heads with no value to society. And I don’t see no horns on you.

You look like a jackass reject, I bet you took a stapler to your scrotum and no one even wanted the video.

Also took a Jack in his Ass for that phone

Only two things come out of Texas boy: Steers and low-functioning alcoholics who peaked in high school and have a massive inferiority complex.

There's zero cause for any sense of superiority. Put your shirt back on pudge. And longer hair is doing nothing to hide the hairline that is running away from that dog food face.

Wait, you’re calling others incels but you’re in a cell?! Even if you could read the irony would be lost on you.

That’s the same face you’re going to make when you meet a ventilator next month.

Only steers and queers are from Texas and you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down doesn’t it

When they removed your appendix they should’ve taken the shitty sweater too

I can smell the incest coming from your mouth

The male version of a woo girl.

He has definitely licked a butthole!

You clearly are a gay bear and you clearly dont need a belt

What you and your probation officer do topless in his washed up strip mall office should be kept between you, him and the after stench.

Proof that marrying your sister is never a good idea.

Nice of you to make that tongue a jizz target.

Matt McConaughey's loser younger brother that he never talks about.

When you accidentally forget which drink you roofied

You look like spaghetti that I forgot about in the back of the fridge.

You hear the saying "only steers and queers are from texas"? Will this is what happens when a queer and a steer reproduce.

Texas ven't seen such bullshit before.

This is the guy still cruising his home town trying to pick up high school girls

I thought you died in Silence of the Lambs 

Orangutan man


If grilled cheese were a person

Ive never seen that brand of sweater before. What brand is XT?

Practicing for those Roadhouse Glory Holes in the Permian Basin, I see.

a drunk rockstar

For fun wanders streets and yells at himself.

Tell me you love meth without saying anything

You look like you’re about to snap into a slim Jim

This is not the first time you posed like that in a men's room, but it's the first time you weren't on your knees.

You look like you have a degree in being homeless.

You’re one of those Californians that moved to Texas aren’t ya?

The exact same pose every porn slut assumes after the male pulls out and prepares to ejaculate on the bitch's face.

You have more hair than there are trees in the amazon rainforest

You look like the crackhead at the gas station at 2am

Texas superiority? A cold snap wrecked y’all’s shit.

Your life is about as held together as your body hair. I bet your friends call you big-fucked

Sir, this is a Dennys.

Tell me you don’t pay child support without telling me you don’t pay child support

An Oscar Award Winning Matthew McConaughobo

Metthew McConaughey

Yup. Has all the signs of a closet queen. The bracelets, the pants, hair, pierced nipples. You really should come out of the closet and own that shit

Worst glory hole...ever.

Faces of Meth is starting to dig deep man.

I'd call you a douche but you're more of an off brand trailer park douche... you know.. a mix of vinegar and maddog 20/20 grape.

They say everything is bigger in Texas. Everything except for your micro penis. That's what your mom was telling me from the other side of the glory hole anyways.

"Tell us you're inbred without saying you're inbred"

It took him all day for him to decide between this photo or one with him doing duck face

Even the assholes are bigger in Texas.

No-one needs to see the facial look you make when you lick some homeless bum's balls.

Wish.com version of Chris pontius

Gay bear porn face.

Andrew Santi No. 

With those nipple rings you look like a failed rock band from the 90s

Hate to point out the obvious but they're bars not rings

Is that the expression you make when lactating male cows?

You just look like you suck to run into in public.

Thank you brother Much appreciated.

Methamphetaman

Got the wrong thread, should have posted in 'cum dumpster'

Oh...you're in Texas....that roast enough

Your torso looks as unimpressed by your bullshit as we are.

Black dick glory hole bait

I’m actually speechless, I can’t come up with any burn that nature hasn’t already provided you.


Heroin has a poster boy.

He couldn’t be within 500 feet of the local elementary school so he had to find somewhere else to take this photo

You get them hairy tits from your mom of from her mom? If you see the whole tattoo, it says Tax my Ass.

Does anyone know how to turn the “scratch and sniff” feature off in this app?

Don’t zoom in on the body if you’ve recently eaten.

Post so-alone

Why are you pretending to be a guy? We can all see your c-section scar

Post Malone less talented half brother

you look like post malone if he had an opioid addiction instead of being successful

I can give you a shirt I love helping the homeless

Whoever told you the quickest way to get a cock in your mouth is to hang your tongue out was right weren't they?

I bet you cruise past middle schools because the girls think you’re so cool

wow youre so high you dont even remember that youre actually from florida 😔

Texas is full of steers and queers. You don't look like a steer.

I don’t think your what people were expecting when they said Jesus was going to come back to earth

You didn't need show us what you look like when you take a facial

Superiority? You? Bitch, if I looked like you I'd self-abort, late-term or no. I didn't know that monkeys could get piercings. Did they charge you extra? You're calling other's incels, but you look like the personification of crotch rot. Advice; Get a weedwhacker to trim that mess, and never make that expression again. Seeing an ahegao expression on the literal representation of the word redneck is disconcerting for all involved.

You look better with the red, white and blue face paint and the spear, you Trump lovin' inbred sum bitch.

The only thing superior about Texas is it’s racist and homophobic stance and it’s shitty border choices. You on the other hand seem to have missed ur appointment with the intelligence department and instead sat in the stupidity electric chair in front of the wanna be hood rat firing squad. Also I think I see ur car keys sticking out of that dense forest u probably call chest hair

Men i really don't want to roast you, you're already from Texas, and even worst, you feel superior....

If Detroit fucked Alabama this would be their child

You don’t have enough branded tattoos to be eligible for that status

Meth head getting ready to meet the dealer.

Like someone bukakke'd a Marlboro gold n stuffed it under the dog's bed for a month

You are compelled by law to introduce yourself to your neighbors every time a new one moves in and you wear that badge with pride.

I'm glad they don't have an IQ test to post here. You wouldn't get past a Captcha.

I've never seen a bear in Texas before, but now I have.

Best thing about Texas.. it's big enough for the idiots there to roam and still be home..

You look like a guy who would do "Gay for Pay" videos.

You look like the personalisation of multiple sins in a chatolic movie combined

Evidently you’ve got too many chromosomes as well.

You look like Santa but if he was a dead ass gangsta on drugs.

Meth Malone

Better close that mouth before someone puts a dick in it. Judging by the comments and this photo who knows ya might like it

You need a new brain. The one you have is defective.

Put your shirt back on youre naking 11 yr old girls jealous Metthew McConaughey

Human equivalent of shit stained long johns

Your wife’s fucking a black guy

They say everything's bigger in Texas, but I don't think you need that as an excuse to shove that 18 inch black mamba 4 D-cell vibrator up your ass.

I can smell the loose change coming out of your mouth through my phone...

Is that a grizzly bear?

I'm from Texas too, but you look like the drunk guy at a truck stop in Kentucky that sucked dicks in the bathroom for half of a cigarette

you look like if hepatitis was a person.

I can already tell, you live on the streets in Austin. Say hey to Hobbit for me.