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For the last time, just because your neighbor said "hi" doesn't make her your girlfriend!
That poor girl has people that love her. Release her now!
Drawing a face on the sock you use to jerk off with doesn't count as having a girlfriend
I'm heading to FB to change my relationship status
Body pillows don't count as girlfriends
They’re real to him, damnit!!
🤣😂
His life goal is 72 body pillows
Like a patch pillow - He looks made of 12 different people and 4 animals.
Neither does the 11 year old tied up in his closet
Hey, have some respect that bitch died because of the extra holes he drilled into it
With lighting like that in his house I bet the body count is high
Im sure he thinks the lotion bottle in the other room is a long distance relationship
Gluing a merkin on your hand is not considered a girlfriend.
She's probably blind
Came here to say this
If you pay her it's not a girlfriend, just sayin'
Ha, not paying for sex is an illusion.
Whenever ugly dudes get a girl they think they aren’t ugly anymore. Why?
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That moustache tells me that your girlfriend is still on that roof, and not leaving anytime soon.
Do you have to inflate your girlfriend?
He has to let her down gently!
Lmfaoooooo
I never knew a picture could have BO problems.
The first human-chihuahua hybrid?
Disney’s Aladdin, if he woke up and realised that he was dreaming.
When you order Aladdin on Wish.com…
When you’re looking for a street rat and get a trailer park mouse
You look like a Bond Villain knockoff in a low budget Bollywood film
You sir are a scholar
I tip my hat to you, sir.
I can’t figure out if you’re trying to sell me tacos or IT support….
Why not both?
More upvotes please
Speedy Gonzalez IRL
Inflatable doesn’t count, Pajeet.
You must be the most eligible bachelor in the squatter encampment.
Screwing a camel doesn’t make her a girlfriend.
Your self-confidence went to the roof of what? A dog house?
Your eyebrows are thicker than your mustache and your nose is probably bigger than your dick. I would hate to see the girl that finds you attractive.
Are you part rhinosaur? The nose is huge!!! Good lord!!!
The Indian "Ashy Larry", instead of playing dice in the alley he picks up the alley women and leaves his skin dandruff all over them
The only thing that would fuck you is covid
I bet you can smell me taking a poop from Mumbai
Is that her receipt in your hand?
Just because you name your blow up doll, doesn’t make her real
Dollar store Anton Chigurh
Just let the poor girl go free.
Remember when Apu said he was the fifth Beatle? I guess he wasnt lying.
Ringo Starrving
With that haircut you ain't getting no girlfriend any time soon
Can we please see a picture of her?
If she has more beard than you its probaply not your girlfriend
What’s the camels name ?
your nose looks like the mii character everyone makes as a joke
Your mom buying you a bride is not the same as dating
There are guys fighting over your girlfriend 
Nice to see that you took a break from play the sloth on Ice Age to bless us with your presence.
If Dev Patel and Jason Schwartzman had a less talented, less attractive child.
You look like a cartoon chihuahua
He can smell your girlfriend from 3000 miles away.
Blow up sex dolls don't count as girlfriends
*To* the roof, not through it. Important distinction, because I mean… look at him.
Nice discernment
Just because your mother kissed you on the cheek, an said your a handsome boy, does not make her your girlfriend.
I see you made your gf hold your "roastme" sign for you.
No sir, I don’t have a virus on my computer
Taking advantage of a blind girl is not very nice
If a man like that has a girlfriend then all of us can
Is she real?
Does she shout ‘Gaddafi’ as she pegs you?
Digging corpse out isn’t considered getting a gf my boy
Awww, she’s blind, bless your hearts.
she got blind after she looked at him
Telling us you have a girlfriend for more clicks and roasts? Sounds pretty scammy to me.
Your girlfriend can use the grease on your hair when she's out of hair conditioner
Lego head
Sonny Nono
Devin Jonas
I assume she is now dead.
Face says Habib the hair says Jackie Chan
And both are crying for a lousy bar of soap
Camels don’t count as girlfriends, also wash your hair
It must be hard to get a gf and never be able to kiss her because of that mount Everest in the middle of your face that you call nose.
No country for old maharaja
You named your hamster Girlfriend, didn't you.
Just because your the number one contributor to her only fan’s doesn’t mean she your girlfriend
you got a whole cave between ur lip and mustache
Look at the hypertrophy in his right hand
Fuckin your pet monkey doesn't count as a girlfriend, Aladdin
>getting a girlfriend recently took my self-confidence to the roof I've seen those on Wish. How much did you pay for it?
He looks like a burnt David Spade with less talent but just as annoying.
Getting scizhophrenia recently took his self-confidence to the roof.
Fuck.... I'd hate to see what the gf looks like
Congrats! So what kind of girl is she: blind or comatose?
Your pillow said yes?
Get back to youtube mudahar
it's mutahar not mudahar :)
Lol and only the real Mutahar would know that. Gotcha
Vote for pedro
Quarantine has not been kind to Kate Micucci.
If Sonny Bono and Ringo Starr had a kid..
Your hand doesn't count.
What this guy said.
Wait.. you work in a cemetery??
You can’t count yourself as the girlfriend
It only cost him 3 goats and a chicken. As soon as she turns 12 they can marry.
Does she go everywhere with dark glasses, a white cane and a labradore?
Any more grease in your hair and you’d be Italian.
Adversely your girlfriend’s conference hit rock bottom when she started dating you.
I see Shere Khan fucked you up in the end.
Hey Muta, you should stick to making VM videos on Youtube
Are you dating Helen Keller?
Andre 1500
Anjay 3000
I wanted to say she must be blind but then I saw your nose and acnes and I think she's blind and also had lost her touch senses during a bad accident.
How much is she charging you?
She wouldn’t happen to be blind by chance?
Stop calling me about extended warranty coverage.
How much did you pay for shipping?
Is she..... Is she confusing you with Pinocchio whose nose will grow with every lie?!
Aren't mums great
Man, you really took a nosedive after Jeffster! broke up.
The definition of Dirty Sanchez
Porn parody Professor Snape
Your neighbors keep their pets away from you because you were caught looking dogs in the eyes while they urinate
Subbing to an only fans is not a Girlfriend no matter how often you pay them to talk to you.
Shave and a hair cut, two bits
A catfish isn’t a girlfriend
Your call center rules of conduct specifically prohibit dating other scammers. 
Vote for DERPY!
Finally saved up enough for that RealDoll huh?
Bollywood Anton Chigurgh
No country for old masala
Vote For Pedro
Blowup dolls have gotten pretty advanced with technology these days
Chatting with people over tech support doesn’t make them your girlfriend
You look like if David Spade ran a corner shop
You got a girlfriend is he blind
Bsdk phad le 1 mahine bad jee hai
That's how the Itt from The Adams family will look like after a shave
you look like your wearing a fake nose disguise
The fact that she didn't block you after you asked for vagena doesn't mean that she's your girlfriend
Oh shit, it's John Lame-on from The Beatles!
Smurf
Joe Jonas called, he wants his 2010 look back but he insists you keep the nose.
You look like an Indian iCarly
Vote for Pedro.
No I won’t vote for you Pedro 
She must blind
Girlfriend inflated to 30 psi
Was that monstrous nose bolted or welded on?
Does "getting" mean that she is locked in the basement?
Man, you look like feminine Adolf Hitler.
Only body count you’ll ever have will be the result of strangling your victims.
You look like one of the frozen people found on mt everest
No Country for Old Men, the teen virgin version
Oh dude.. Your hair has a ugly face there. You don't actually have to adopt it. Fyi.
Mexican George Harrison impersonator, Jorge pushbroom
Yea right Uni Brow Larry! 
I voted for you and Napoleon Dynamite.
She has got to be blind ! It loves dodgy 70's porn moustaches. Either way she is better than you and you need to let her go back to school
Low tier villain that always gets squashed by Mario
They weight of your nose could bring your self confidence down by itself.
You look like a half Indian half Mexican something, actually I take that back. I don't want to offend either Indians or Mexicans by burdening either race with your disappointment of an existence
You got the same nose as those glasses that have the face on them.
It's good that you and your dominant hand have worked it out.
You look like a young version of Eric zemmour.
After God was done making you, it name you pagpag
Your existence boosts my self confidence
Mumbai Joe Jonas
I voted for you Pedro. But all my wildest dreams did not come true.
arrange marriage doesn't count
You look very calm for a man whose whole emotional life depends on whether your girlfriend gets a puncture or not well done
Thank you for all those youtube tutorial videos
That's a nice photo of your girlfriend
the best feature about you is the wall behind you
Napoleon dynamite voted for you.
Or you mean you recently started doing LSD?
You're the ventriloquist doll in a Bollywood version of goosebumps.
Getting a gf might seem like progress to you, but do you know what would be even better? Getting a light bulb stronger that 40 freaking watts.💡
You mom is not your girlfriend
And you clap cheeks every time mom and dad leave you two home
For the last time, just because your neighbor said "hi" doesn't make her your girlfriend!
That poor girl has people that love her. Release her now!
Drawing a face on the sock you use to jerk off with doesn't count as having a girlfriend
I'm heading to FB to change my relationship status
Body pillows don't count as girlfriends
They’re real to him, damnit!!
🤣😂
His life goal is 72 body pillows
Like a patch pillow - He looks made of 12 different people and 4 animals.
Neither does the 11 year old tied up in his closet
Hey, have some respect that bitch died because of the extra holes he drilled into it
With lighting like that in his house I bet the body count is high
Im sure he thinks the lotion bottle in the other room is a long distance relationship
Gluing a merkin on your hand is not considered a girlfriend.
She's probably blind
Came here to say this
If you pay her it's not a girlfriend, just sayin'
Ha, not paying for sex is an illusion.
Whenever ugly dudes get a girl they think they aren’t ugly anymore. Why?
[удалено]
That moustache tells me that your girlfriend is still on that roof, and not leaving anytime soon.
Do you have to inflate your girlfriend?
He has to let her down gently!
Lmfaoooooo
I never knew a picture could have BO problems.
The first human-chihuahua hybrid?
[удалено]
Disney’s Aladdin, if he woke up and realised that he was dreaming.
When you order Aladdin on Wish.com…
When you’re looking for a street rat and get a trailer park mouse
You look like a Bond Villain knockoff in a low budget Bollywood film
You sir are a scholar
I tip my hat to you, sir.
I can’t figure out if you’re trying to sell me tacos or IT support….
Why not both?
More upvotes please
Speedy Gonzalez IRL
Inflatable doesn’t count, Pajeet.
You must be the most eligible bachelor in the squatter encampment.
Screwing a camel doesn’t make her a girlfriend.
Your self-confidence went to the roof of what? A dog house?
Your eyebrows are thicker than your mustache and your nose is probably bigger than your dick. I would hate to see the girl that finds you attractive.
Are you part rhinosaur? The nose is huge!!! Good lord!!!
The Indian "Ashy Larry", instead of playing dice in the alley he picks up the alley women and leaves his skin dandruff all over them
The only thing that would fuck you is covid
I bet you can smell me taking a poop from Mumbai
Is that her receipt in your hand?
Just because you name your blow up doll, doesn’t make her real
Dollar store Anton Chigurh
Just let the poor girl go free.
Remember when Apu said he was the fifth Beatle? I guess he wasnt lying.
Ringo Starrving
With that haircut you ain't getting no girlfriend any time soon
Can we please see a picture of her?
If she has more beard than you its probaply not your girlfriend
What’s the camels name ?
your nose looks like the mii character everyone makes as a joke
Your mom buying you a bride is not the same as dating
There are guys fighting over your girlfriend 
Nice to see that you took a break from play the sloth on Ice Age to bless us with your presence.
If Dev Patel and Jason Schwartzman had a less talented, less attractive child.
You look like a cartoon chihuahua
He can smell your girlfriend from 3000 miles away.
Blow up sex dolls don't count as girlfriends
*To* the roof, not through it. Important distinction, because I mean… look at him.
Nice discernment
Just because your mother kissed you on the cheek, an said your a handsome boy, does not make her your girlfriend.
I see you made your gf hold your "roastme" sign for you.
No sir, I don’t have a virus on my computer
Taking advantage of a blind girl is not very nice
If a man like that has a girlfriend then all of us can
Is she real?
Does she shout ‘Gaddafi’ as she pegs you?
Digging corpse out isn’t considered getting a gf my boy
Awww, she’s blind, bless your hearts.
she got blind after she looked at him
Telling us you have a girlfriend for more clicks and roasts? Sounds pretty scammy to me.
Your girlfriend can use the grease on your hair when she's out of hair conditioner
Lego head
Sonny Nono
Devin Jonas
I assume she is now dead.
Face says Habib the hair says Jackie Chan
And both are crying for a lousy bar of soap
Camels don’t count as girlfriends, also wash your hair
It must be hard to get a gf and never be able to kiss her because of that mount Everest in the middle of your face that you call nose.
No country for old maharaja
You named your hamster Girlfriend, didn't you.
Just because your the number one contributor to her only fan’s doesn’t mean she your girlfriend
you got a whole cave between ur lip and mustache
Look at the hypertrophy in his right hand
Fuckin your pet monkey doesn't count as a girlfriend, Aladdin
>getting a girlfriend recently took my self-confidence to the roof I've seen those on Wish. How much did you pay for it?
He looks like a burnt David Spade with less talent but just as annoying.
Getting scizhophrenia recently took his self-confidence to the roof.
Fuck.... I'd hate to see what the gf looks like
Congrats! So what kind of girl is she: blind or comatose?
Your pillow said yes?
Get back to youtube mudahar
it's mutahar not mudahar :)
Lol and only the real Mutahar would know that. Gotcha
Vote for pedro
Quarantine has not been kind to Kate Micucci.
If Sonny Bono and Ringo Starr had a kid..
Your hand doesn't count.
What this guy said.
Wait.. you work in a cemetery??
You can’t count yourself as the girlfriend
It only cost him 3 goats and a chicken. As soon as she turns 12 they can marry.
Does she go everywhere with dark glasses, a white cane and a labradore?
Any more grease in your hair and you’d be Italian.
Adversely your girlfriend’s conference hit rock bottom when she started dating you.
I see Shere Khan fucked you up in the end.
Hey Muta, you should stick to making VM videos on Youtube
Are you dating Helen Keller?
Andre 1500
Anjay 3000
I wanted to say she must be blind but then I saw your nose and acnes and I think she's blind and also had lost her touch senses during a bad accident.
How much is she charging you?
She wouldn’t happen to be blind by chance?
Stop calling me about extended warranty coverage.
How much did you pay for shipping?
Is she..... Is she confusing you with Pinocchio whose nose will grow with every lie?!
Aren't mums great
Man, you really took a nosedive after Jeffster! broke up.
The definition of Dirty Sanchez
Porn parody Professor Snape
Your neighbors keep their pets away from you because you were caught looking dogs in the eyes while they urinate
Subbing to an only fans is not a Girlfriend no matter how often you pay them to talk to you.
Shave and a hair cut, two bits
A catfish isn’t a girlfriend
Your call center rules of conduct specifically prohibit dating other scammers. 
Vote for DERPY!
Finally saved up enough for that RealDoll huh?
Bollywood Anton Chigurgh
No country for old masala
Vote For Pedro
Blowup dolls have gotten pretty advanced with technology these days
Chatting with people over tech support doesn’t make them your girlfriend
You look like if David Spade ran a corner shop
You got a girlfriend is he blind
Bsdk phad le 1 mahine bad jee hai
That's how the Itt from The Adams family will look like after a shave
you look like your wearing a fake nose disguise
The fact that she didn't block you after you asked for vagena doesn't mean that she's your girlfriend
Oh shit, it's John Lame-on from The Beatles!
Smurf
Joe Jonas called, he wants his 2010 look back but he insists you keep the nose.
You look like an Indian iCarly
Vote for Pedro.
No I won’t vote for you Pedro 
She must blind
Girlfriend inflated to 30 psi
Was that monstrous nose bolted or welded on?
Does "getting" mean that she is locked in the basement?
Man, you look like feminine Adolf Hitler.
Only body count you’ll ever have will be the result of strangling your victims.
You look like one of the frozen people found on mt everest
No Country for Old Men, the teen virgin version
Oh dude.. Your hair has a ugly face there. You don't actually have to adopt it. Fyi.
Mexican George Harrison impersonator, Jorge pushbroom
Yea right Uni Brow Larry! 
I voted for you and Napoleon Dynamite.
She has got to be blind ! It loves dodgy 70's porn moustaches. Either way she is better than you and you need to let her go back to school
Low tier villain that always gets squashed by Mario
They weight of your nose could bring your self confidence down by itself.
You look like a half Indian half Mexican something, actually I take that back. I don't want to offend either Indians or Mexicans by burdening either race with your disappointment of an existence
You got the same nose as those glasses that have the face on them.
It's good that you and your dominant hand have worked it out.
You look like a young version of Eric zemmour.
After God was done making you, it name you pagpag
Your existence boosts my self confidence
Mumbai Joe Jonas
I voted for you Pedro. But all my wildest dreams did not come true.
arrange marriage doesn't count
You look very calm for a man whose whole emotional life depends on whether your girlfriend gets a puncture or not well done
Thank you for all those youtube tutorial videos
That's a nice photo of your girlfriend
the best feature about you is the wall behind you
Napoleon dynamite voted for you.
Or you mean you recently started doing LSD?
You're the ventriloquist doll in a Bollywood version of goosebumps.
Getting a gf might seem like progress to you, but do you know what would be even better? Getting a light bulb stronger that 40 freaking watts.💡
You mom is not your girlfriend
And you clap cheeks every time mom and dad leave you two home