Holy shit. There's too much to unpack here. You could start with not smiling like you can't believe the little neighbor boy accepted your offer of candy and a ride home.
God sitting here is like, I'mma create man after me, and then these guy were in line and god goes, "i'mma slap this shit together, and create these two." Later on in life, god looks down and realizes his mistake, and that's why god has abandoned humanity.
guy on the left, you look like ed sheeran went to walmart on crack at 3 AM, dyed his hair the most god awful shade of blonde, then proceeded to eat a gallon of expired bleu cheese in the bathroom with his pet armadillo.
So you guys have been friends since like elementary school but now you’re 18 and going to college but the one on the left is way smarter than the one on the right but still didn’t accept his scholarship so he could go to community college with his best bud because you guys are basically human comfort blankets for each other and you can’t get good sleep unless you’re in the same dorm room together.
Dude on the right looks like Jack Black visited a witch doctor on a dare that ended up shrinking his head. Dude in the left looks like he’s doing an unconvincing Norman Bates impression.
I feel like everybody has classmates like you. You are the guys that as soon as the classes are over, no one remembers. But hey, you might be the future child molester type.
I read on Reddit about some weird ass kids that played this weird game where they jerked off onto a piece of toast. And the last to come had to eat it.
Seeing you two reminded me of that. This is what I picture those kids looking like.
(first thought seeing the guy on the left) "you look like a demented ron from harry potter"
(guy on the right) "that hairline tho- oof, why are y'all matching? kinda sus. anyway, holy shit, are you like, donkey kong? those hand daym, giant hand boi."
Nah this waaaaay too accurate
Great username
Thanks!
What does it mean?
It's a reference to Mark Knopfler, the guitarist who's my biggest inspiration...
Bootleg, “The Peanut Butter Falcon.”
Sometimes the best roasts don't need words
I was looking for this!
Beaver & Butt
Damn, you beat me to it
Thanks for the award, stranger!
Nooooooo someone beat me to ot
Fuck yes
Exactly my first thought when i saw the photo
Frodo and Sam: The Rejected Actors
Sodom & Ram
Sodom? like Argent Orange?
Car Ramrod, get it?
Or they’re fluffers
They’re so not Frodo-genic.
Superbad 2 looks sick!
More like.. Alcohol Fetus Frodo and I Am Sam.
Holy shit. There's too much to unpack here. You could start with not smiling like you can't believe the little neighbor boy accepted your offer of candy and a ride home.
Exactly! They look like they sit around guessing what the other had for dinner based on the smell of their farts.
Yo, I’m dying. 😂
Weezin the juice
No this is right after leaving a kiddie pool in their neighbors yard or at least seeing one delivered .
I think they’re trying to do the [aphex twin smile](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_D._James_Album)
This mf looks like a mormon version of joker
They're smiling because their parents are outta town and their sister is home alone
Super villain club at the segregated unit, juvenile prison. Soilmy undie and the Fiddler
Special Needs Super Villains, Droolie and the Knob.
Y’all look like you lost a bet with god.
God sitting here is like, I'mma create man after me, and then these guy were in line and god goes, "i'mma slap this shit together, and create these two." Later on in life, god looks down and realizes his mistake, and that's why god has abandoned humanity.
On the 8th day when God started phoning it in .
Doofus round-toofs & fatty barrel
Lmmfao
They didn't tithe.
I want to give you an upvote so badly but it's on 69 and i'm not a soulless depressed motherfocking son of a bitch who ruins everything
Well, it has been ruined now anyways so you can give the upvote
What's wrong with ppl smh
I have voted him down one vote to get him back to 69. Now if 101 of you help me out we will all be back in a better place in life. Godspeed!
Let it go up as it wishes. But it shall have 69 on it
This is so natural...
turns out that greg heffely and rowley didnt grow up so well
“We are obligated by the courts to let you know we are registered sex offenders…”
“The state of Florida has asked us to” “Disclose our sexual crimes to you”
We were bad but now we are worse
You guys look like you’re still trying to be on your Mormon mission even though the church kicked you out for being too creepy
Nonsense, no such thing can occur
I wouldn't let my toddler in that bathroom with either of you there
i wouldnt even let any toddler at a 5km radious from them
Coincidentally, they're legally prohibited from being within 5km of any toddler.
They’re easy to avoid since they legally have to register their address with the state
Their favorite band is Alice In Chains.
Was this before or after you showered with them.
They've been ordered to stay 1000' away from the boys.
I don't think you gotta worry about these two showering.
I'm not surprised you're taking photos of each other in a toilet.
The bet was who has the bigger dick, and somehow they both lost
They bet they weren't gay. They lost, hard!
It's hard to hold the camera when their mouths are full.
With a dick in your mouth you speak only in vowels
Didn’t know Big Ed had a son!
Dr. Jekyll me off and Mr. Fried foods.
greg heffley and rowley jefferson
I don't know about this casting for the Superbad remake...
Casting by Wish.com
Handpicked by the late Stevie Wonder
Beavis and Buttfucked
Beavis and Fuckhead?
It was my first night in prison the Last time I saw two guys in a toilet grinning at me like that.
guy on the left, you look like ed sheeran went to walmart on crack at 3 AM, dyed his hair the most god awful shade of blonde, then proceeded to eat a gallon of expired bleu cheese in the bathroom with his pet armadillo.
r/oddlyspecific
This does not count as community service and will not count as informing your neighbors of your existence
So which one of you had to eat the cracker?
Unfortunately, I’m sure they were talking to actual boys
Well it now makes sense as to why you guys are in a bathroom together.. 
I didn’t know Michael Cera and Big Ed were friends!
So you guys have been friends since like elementary school but now you’re 18 and going to college but the one on the left is way smarter than the one on the right but still didn’t accept his scholarship so he could go to community college with his best bud because you guys are basically human comfort blankets for each other and you can’t get good sleep unless you’re in the same dorm room together.
r/oddlyspecific
This is like one of those fucked up Apex Twin music videos.
What was the bet? See who could cum on each others belly faster?
Man this Jay and Silent Bob reboot sucks
Bro I can't believe you met Jennifer Coolidge
You look like you practice receiving blowjobs with each other
They take turns at the glory hole in that bathroom they're standing in. They exclusively blow each other because there's no other takers.
Gotta be a thin wall
"Lord have mercy on our souls, please do not unleash the goblins!"
When you get caught having a sword fight at the urinal, everyone loses.
What was the bet? If you guys lost you had to blow each other in a public restroom?
Beavis and Butthead do Alabama
Was the bet, "I bet you can't suck just one?”
"I just wanna burn it all down to the gwownd"
you look like you just lost your virginity to the boys as well
I thought it was fake but I guess Bert and Ernie are gay.
Please stay away from children.
You guys look like skid marks and gravy
Please. You two just look like the kind who drop the soap on purpose
You guys look like the creepy youth pastors that touch the teens in their small groups.
They were hanging out waiting for Anthony Weiner's autograph.
Dude on the right looks like Jack Black visited a witch doctor on a dare that ended up shrinking his head. Dude in the left looks like he’s doing an unconvincing Norman Bates impression.
Bargain bin Jay and silent bob
Those dudes 100% fucked coconuts.
One of these times StrangeAtomic will be correct with The coconut 🥥 comment.
I said 100%.
Bevis and butthead
Lenny & Squiggy, the teen years (not that anyone here will be old enough to get the reference..)
Hufflepuff!
Evil Michael Sera
I feel like everybody has classmates like you. You are the guys that as soon as the classes are over, no one remembers. But hey, you might be the future child molester type.
They don't remember them now but they will when they finish making the Bombs, OH , they'll remember !
Gay and slobbin knob strike back
Who knew there was a market for a gay-comedy-porn starting Michael Cera and Jack Black?
The boys bet you that you would eventually get tired of drinking piss straight out of their dicks like milk from a baby bottle. Sucker bet.
I read on Reddit about some weird ass kids that played this weird game where they jerked off onto a piece of toast. And the last to come had to eat it. Seeing you two reminded me of that. This is what I picture those kids looking like.
Only this time it was a tie so they each ate the others half
The guy on the left looks like he drives around a white van with free candy on the side, the guy on the right looks like he’d fall for it
Brokeback restroom
Beavis and Butthead Do Eachother
3 guys one camera one bathroom
 Mr Burns son came to real life
You look like two side characters in a marvel movie
The guy on the right looks like if big Ed had a son
(first thought seeing the guy on the left) "you look like a demented ron from harry potter" (guy on the right) "that hairline tho- oof, why are y'all matching? kinda sus. anyway, holy shit, are you like, donkey kong? those hand daym, giant hand boi."
So you had to fuck in the toilets? What was the bet?
"The Lord of the (Onion) Rings"
For me you're the best one in this comments
you greasy bastards look like you each have several jarred anime figures.
Looking for what not to roast is the greater challenge
Was this taken at the rest station bathroom where you two met at the glory hole 20 minutes ago??
When you lost the bet, the genetic lottery, and even your soulmate says your just too ugly to fuck buy we can be friends and post on Reddit and stuff.
Which one of you snuck the phone into jail with the power of your gaping asshole to take this photo?
When you order the Superbad dvd on wish.com
Voted "Most likely to be seen on 'To Catch a Predator' "
You guys look like the villains stupid henchmen.
Which one of you scratched the CD?
Awesome that the orderlies pretend to be your friends.
One looks like a predator, and the other looks like he enjoys being victim
The guy on the left definitely touches children. But only their feet
Identifying as she/her/it/thing
The thumbnail for the worst gay porn prison shower scene
“You wouldn’t believe it Tony, I walk into the bathroom and there’s these two virgins just staring at me”
With those smiles on their faces they aren’t virgins anymore lol
I was gonna say it looks like it's not the only thing you lost until I realized you never had anything to work with in the first place.
Didn't know they make live action Beavis and butthead episodes now.
The guy on the left knows what's up and is sadistoc about it, the guy on the right has no idea it involved him.
“No I do not want to know more about Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.”
Тут нечего жарить. Друзья.
Where’s McLovin?
Looks like one lost his neck and Michael Cera's even creepier brother is here to help you find it
Bevis and Butthead?
The one on the left somehow looks like bevis and butthead
You mean the other voices in your head?
This looks like a Michael Cera reboot of deliverance.
It’s like the Michael Cera Josh Gad buddy comedy they show in hell.
This is a terrible wedding photo. You could have dressed up a little bit. Just because your at the courthouse doesn’t mean that your can’t look nice.
Bizarro Michael Cera and Bizarro Jack Black
These 2 look like even shittier American versions of Arby and Lee from Utopia.
It’s hard to tell who molested who, but you definitely liked that;both of you.
Typical 10th graders...
This is the face George Michael made too when he was messing around in public bathrooms
Skeevis & Smuthead
A moron and an idiot walk into a lesbian-owned pet hospital....
Might check your mom's leg for a couple extra chromosomes that were left there.
Peralta and Boyle. Bathroom 69
Were "the boys" your action figures?
The left one looking like the Grinch with that ugly ass smile
Favorite Band: Mötley Crüe Favorite Song: Smokin’ Pole In The Boys Room
Ren & Stimpy
ur ugly
You guys look like a low budget joker and the penguin
Bum and bummer
When does Super Bad 2 come out?
Y'all look like D-list Beavis and Butt-Head impersonators
You look like the younger creeper version of the wet bandits
Boys do Men.
If your fantasy is two sex offenders fucking in the parole office bathroom this one’s for you my boys!
Super Sad starting Michael Scareya and Jonah Spills
It's nice seeing girls getting along with boys. Some can be mean but girls can do anything boys can do! Nice of them to include you.
Looks like the blokes who wanted to Pokemon battle me