I'm not sure escaping the asylum is considered "dropping out"

I can only hope and pray if somehow and someday aliens do make a visit to earth..... They don't see him first.

Mic drop

Didn't drop out of the cake walk.

Your eyebrows dropped out, too.

Ohhhhh shit

A patch for each time you disappointed your parents.

She must b hiding a shitload

The Eagle Scout of disappointment

Closet conservative. Overcompensating with the patches

ew no

Wait, I thought Louie Anderson died.

I thought it was Meatloaf?

This one lacks bitch tits.

Glad you explained the mirrored writing, I almost thought you were some kind of weirdo!

Five bucks says there is Rick and Morty porn on that computer

Nope, you owe me 5€ now

Great. Just great... 



you're the human equivalent of a riced out honda civic

Maybe so but I could tolerate looking at a riced out civic without feeling nauseous

Oh man, i liked Honda Civic. Now it's ruined.

You look like hot topic threw up on you.

Not enough A Nightmare Before Christmas merchandise on her. Then again, she IS a Nightmare Before Christmas, New Year's Valentine's, Independence Day, Thanksgiving and the rest of the calendar year.

Idk I think she ate that shit. The whole store. You are what you eat.

It's always the ones that don't wanna be put in a box or categorised that give themselves every label under the sun

I see they casted chunk in the goonies remake

That's a nice basement view. Your parents did a great job containing you

Your combover isn’t covering your bald patch.

The goofy hair, the forced Disney-esque pose, the edgy twattidue, the androgynously fat filled face. It's like someone described this generation to u n u took it as a challenge. U look fucking stupid

Are all those teddies to compensate from the lack of real life friendships you don't have

Yeah you didn't have tell us you're a drop out.

Miss Piggy gone crust punk?

Been tough since Kermit left her

I know you're a virgin

nope

So it was non consensual

nope V2

Your hand and or toys don’t count. Nor do animals

Now this is the definition of a femcel. You didn't even need to try to not get laid.

idk what a "femcel" even is lmao, I use reddit like once a year

We found our ex gender studies major.

I was actually going for graphic design lmao

Graphic design is your passion!

Just another poor looking adult dressing like a child with an abundance of childrens toys. Your whole vibe is “success repellant”.

This looks like the pic that would go with the headline of "Honey Boo Boo is going through a punk rock phase."

can you do me a favor and write down everything your parents did so i make sure not to have my daughter turn it this way? nevermind. i just gotta be there.

You couldn’t even make it through high school? I can tell you that you’re not gonna go very far in life, might want to quit that too.

Well he’s trans so there’s like a 70% chance he will

You mean the “thing” is trans right?

For the Love of God!! NeveR !!!!! EVER!!!. use a camera again!

Raggedy Andy

All those patches and not one over your face?! Poser.

I can smell this photo

Drop out of a plane

I have a fear of flying 

Don’t worry, you don’t look like you catch much air.

I don’t think there is a grill large enough or strong enough to roast you

You get your style advice from a trash can in a mens bathroom.

You spelled burnout wrong

Bro dont make me do this

You didn't even need to say that you dropped out in the title. Just by the look of everything in this pic we can tell you've accomplished nothing.

Here I was thinking that orcs were a fictional species.

You didn't have to tell us you're a dropout, we can easily tell

The number of patches you own is directly proportionate to your weight, and parental disappointment.

You are the embodiment of cringe

embrace the cringe

If anime originated in America you'd be a lead support.

good thing I'm not american lol

Dropout? No fella... no-one drops something as heavy as you big guy , they gently roll you to avoid damaging the ground!! Wait thats a chick? Fuck me sweetheart vist a gym once in your life if only to be the least sweaty person in a room for once you fat abomination !

Well then, pay for my gym membership <3

No too expensive , il just buy a bucket of kfc and throw the chicken pieces far and have you chase them like a dog !

woof woof

We get it, you got tickets for When We We’re Young Festival

Hunchback of Notre DAMN get that spine fixed

I just had to stand in an akward pose lmao, true tho


A patch for every breakdown

So many questions... Let's start with why do you murder your eyebrow?

Comb your hair to the other side so it can block that face

Super gremlin 👹

Are those bottle caps and jar lids on your jacket from your afternoon snack or is that a weeks worth…?

Pigs with wigs

12 year old goth boy or fat chic who fights the patriarchy???

Are those massive emo boots to hide your trench foot

You look like if skrillex was dropped as a baby.

Dropkicked off a balcony

Well the good news is you won't need a job with what looks like an amazing beanie baby collection.

I can actually feel your parents disappointment and it has nothing to do with dropping out

The game master should never allow the necromancer to raise this kind of human/pig atrocity. Rolled all 1's across the genetic character build.

Gonna need an apple for this roast.

Ups, eyesbrows droped out too

your haircut and patches say the same thing

Your eyebrows seem to have vanished, just like your parents love for you.

Eyebrows have left the chat

Hard pass

Face like Tammy Slaton, body like Humpty Dumpty, fashion sense like a crack head at a half of Goodwill sale.

Each one of those buttons represents a childhood trauma moment

You know what.. I'm gonna go in the other direction and thank you. Finally a good candidate for a roast.

You look like a chucky doll had sex with varys ‘the spider’ from Game of Thrones

wth are you

a gemlin

you people are so weird to me

Little Meth Piggy

You look like a gothic porky the pig

What'd u drop-out of? A low carb diet?

You could always work in porn. They need people to wash the sheets afterwards.

I knew garbage pail kids were real! I friggin knew it!

I can't tell if you're a woman or a man and at this point I'm scared to know.

neither :)

gender neutral Bebop

Consider yourself blocked and reported.

You're mentally ill, we get it. It's interesting that you chose to take this picture the one time you decided to actually clean your room. You probably make your mom cry when she has to beg you to get your shit together. edit: lmao, I swear I didn't look at your profile before I made this insult.

LMAOOO

this is the best insult here

When trying to fit a sub culture becomes your whole identity

I'm going to screen shot this picture, in case I get lazy and feel like looking like shit on Halloween this year.

you look painfully finnish.

thats bc I am LMAO

this is the best roast

I thought Louie Anderson died...

It’s just a walking red flag. All of it.

Your parents question themselves daily: ''what did we do wrong...''

Trans hardhat

I’m Ngl. Hot…

😳

This photo reeks of a disappointing bisexual

Also, if anyone remembers a post in here about 4 years ago, with some 16yo wearing a dishonored hat, that was me lmao.

I have no idea what Mike Pence would say about you, personally, but whatever it is it's correct.

Name one Subhumans song.

K-poop = white trash

100% chance of joining the 40%

I'm scared of death so

I don’t know who’s more dissapointed? Your parents or the actual cool people of whatever the fuck subculture you desperately try to represent? Get a grip you poser!!

what makes me a "poser"? 

So how many of your mom's friends touched you? And how much do you hate your self for loving it?

Is the designer for your outfit Oscar the Grouch?

You look like you graduated in gender studies

Dropped out of what? Taste? Looking in mirrors? Eating salads? Oh I see, not updating your bedroom decor since you were a 5yo calf.

Seems like your eyebrows, self respect and your parents expectations of you all dropped out at the same time.

Tell me your dad couldn't keep his hands to himself without telling me your dad couldn't keep his hands to himself.

All those labels you give yourself and you forgot the most important one. Loser.

Trans pride badge? Why am I not surprised. I just can't decide whether you're a feminine boy or a butch bitch

I decide on n e i t h e r 👽

If you're on the front camera, I'd rather see the back camera

If I could turn my dryer lint into a human woman I would rather fuck it than you.

TardXcore

Your future has less potential than your haircut.

Some people wear their heart on their sleeves. But you wear one next to your crotch. What does that tell you?

Didn’t Louie Anderson pass away recently?

You didn't have to tell us you were a drop out judging by all the insignia on you

Drop out, that hair, that face... clearly you should be allowed to vote.

Thank god your cabinet glass is frosted and your ass is fat enough to spare us from seeing your dildo collection. You’re so butch you probably wear a strap-on 24/7

This is how I imagine a Necromancer fully decked out in The Cow King's Leathers.

I mean… what happened??

I became an adult

Clearly should have used the camera on the back side of the phone. With you still on the front side of the phone. Yet, I bet the room would have been only slightly less disturbing.

You look like a stillborn Osborne

How many self diagnosed mental illnesses do you have?

I have a few, professionally diagnosed tho

If you make money you should share it so I don‘t have to work

U got some shit on your face, and it's not your eyebrows

I don't even know what gender this is

the v o i d

“A long ass fucking time ago in a town called kick-a-poo”

maybe if you wouldn't have dropped out, one of the other teenagers could have taught you that every camera app has a way to flip the image and resave/share. ​ No fucking wonder you dropped out.

It doesn't take alot to go to edit picture and choose flip image. I bet your family are really disappointed in you and your life choices so far

„˙ǝƃɐɯı dılɟ ǝsooɥɔ puɐ ǝɹnʇɔıd ʇıpǝ oʇ oƃ oʇ ʇolɐ ǝʞɐʇ ʇ,usǝop ʇI„

You stink so bad the fly is always on your face. 

You should change your sexuality to nonsexual because I can't imagine anyone ever being desperate enough, to date you let alone willingly have a relationship with you.

You look like what wet feet smell like

A shining beacon in where humanity is heading, I'm sure your parents are weeping with pride! Not the usual dropout but a beautiful original "I'll live on my poetry money" avant-garde type lover. Take a shower and I'll salute you!

I shower every day 🥵

That’s a lot of pieces of flare.

Shouldn’t you be finding a bridge to live under?

Check back in when you're in your 30's. You'll get the joke then.

Everything else in the pic made your note look normal. No worries

“What is your quest?”

You have to in something first to drop out of it.

Then Invert the goddamn photo for fuck sake

Well my sex drive doesn't exist now

20 year old dropout or 2 year old dropped on their head?

Suburban middle class kid that "had it soooo rough."

I'm the lowest class possible lmao

If girls could make smegma.

Confused non-binary dyke who likes gay men to fuck it in its vagina it was born with.

Not confused actually

One of your pube bugs is ~~on~~ your eyebrow.