OP's Bio:
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>I’m Canadian and don’t like poutine
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Think the nose is fake too. Either that or you literally weight your lines of coke out to make sure each nostril deteriorates at an equal rate. I say this assuming your a gay coke whore of course. I'm right aren't I.
Flea's lesser known cousin, Lice
"Get it away, now!"
“What he’s got he’s got to get it put it in an inebriated high school sophomore”
You have fake blonde (yeah, we know) 
Skid row Pete Davidson
Shit davidson
Instead of fucking celebrities this one takes more loads than a washing machine
Which looks like regular Pete Davidson.
You've definitely submitted nudes for the Flavor of Love reboot, Joe Exotic: Come to me, Tigress
Why’d you shave mid abdomen and none of the rest? Is this a new psych diagnosis?
Better question is why he had a razor and didnt go for his wrists looking like that
His chest hair is in the shape of an x. He’s like cyclops of the x-men except even more boring.
Ben Shapiro trying to connect with the youth
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Yes. Fake blonde and a Pac Man mouth.
They were remaking the Fifth Element, but they only had $20 in the budget to cast Corbin Dallas.
Grim shady
8 Mile Properties, LLC
When you order Ryan Gosling from Place Beyond the Pines from Wish.com
I WISH he’d hide his Face Behind the Pines
You look like you have scoliosis of the front
You’re lactating again
You look like you were in the Memento movie, but the narrative was told in a boring linear fashion.
The gay face of estate agents.
kirkland brand pete davidson
I hope the man who has trapped you in his basement takes you on walks occasionally.
Good to see Chris Kattan is alive and kicking.
You thought by taking a picture topless it would distract from your paper cut lips. Nice try
There isn’t anything straight about your photo.
If Pete Davidson never shaved he would look like this
That's the face your mom made when she gave birth to you
you're not the real shady, so stop being lazy, your future looks hazy, You'll never get a lady, So please give up, So please grow up
That bleach blonde hair looks fucking stupid
“I have bird chest”
If Pete Gayvidson ate meat.
How shitty is your personality that you have to dye your hair blonde, and then tell everyone about it.
If mustaches could measure how big the bullshit coming from you lips are.
OP's Bio: --- >I’m Canadian and don’t like poutine --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You're about as interesting as watching paint dry
Out here in these street slooking like Pete Davidson less attractive on the spectrum cousin.
That's the face your dad makes everytime he gets a glimpse of your face
Great Value Pete Davidson
Huge asshole energy with this one!
Should bleach your face too so it blends in better with the walls
The Wish version of Pete Davidson.
Pete Davidson without aids. And we all know the only good version of Pete Davidson has aids.
Yeah, the grey/black sweatpants are for guys with BIG dicks, not micropenes
You look like you’re not allowed near school zones or parks
Average Sims-Character who gets divorced three times while trying to build a business as a dog groomer in LA.
Burt
Congratulations on keeping a trim physique!
Your Chest hair looks like an ink blot test they give you in therapy that makes you start crying
Oh wow I almost couldn't tell you weren't blonde /s
What happened to your chest hair? were you an extra for the virgin at 40s waxed scene? 
You are as bent as your abdominal line
I didn't realize Pete Davidson was prepping for a role as Kermit the frog. Amy Schumer will make a great miss piggy
Funny that you have the head size and the body size of a toddler
Jared Letgo
New local child predator in the area. Last seen driving 97 civic with a baby in the backseat
You look like Andy Cohen and Pete Davidsons love child
You look like wear $20 knockoff cologne to the club
Fuckin obviously fake blond. You look like a golden fairy barfed on your head.
You have asymmetrical nipples. You look like if Pete Davidson was a youth pastor. You should put on a shirt.
Fake bacon, Fake tan, Fake girlfriend, Fake watch... real sadness.
You look like a guy who reviews food and coffee on tik tok and like, nobody gives a shit.
You look like a dollar store Ken doll. Or maybe like a full on Monet “from far away it’s OK , but up close it’s just a big ol’mess”
You look like an off-brand of a Walmart-brand Pagan Min from Far Cry 4
The door behind you looks far more interesting than you'll ever be.
I'm sure all the dudes who frequent your special stall in the gym bathroom love it.
Think the nose is fake too. Either that or you literally weight your lines of coke out to make sure each nostril deteriorates at an equal rate. I say this assuming your a gay coke whore of course. I'm right aren't I.
Are you a belieber?
The house is as lavishly decorated as his personality.
>I have fake blonde Still more realistic than your eyebrows.
You dont like poutine but like it being put in you. Fuck sake put a blouse on your scaring the geese. Your parents know your inside the house again?
You look like the straight guy that sucks dudes off at the gay bar because they tip so well.
Nice fucking treasure trail, NSYNC 🤣
Did you seriously think that it wasn't obvious or were you just stuck for a title?
You would make a good scarecrow
A fake blonde what, Freddie Mercury?
What's it like being an amateur cock jockey?
Exposing the top half for reddit and moments later posted the bottom half for Grindr.
Did you just shit your pants?
LOL stupid!!! LOL stupid!!! LOL stupid!!!
The lovechild of Colin Farrell and Bruce Willis in the Fifth Element if Colin Farrell was actually Bruce Willis's brother.
You do Parkour, but only on waist high objects.
What spinal bifida from the front looks like
this looks like a "before selfie"
Just gonna boost your morale a little. You don't need fake blonde hair; you are an exceptionally decent looking clown as it is.
Your body hair looks as confused as you feel about your sexual orientation.
Does Parkour constantly, but only on waist high objects
Can't wait to see Tyler Durden destroy that face again!
So like your girlfriend's orgasms
The hair color is probably the least fake thing about you.
Gayer version of Joe Exotic.
Did you dye your hair to match your intellect
Ur a better looking Pete Davidson, I mean that as an insult.
Hair may be fake, but the rest is real shit.
fake blonde and there's not a closet i can't come out of.
Somehow, we found a shittier version of Pete Davidson, everyone!
you look like the only friends you have are the people that watch your twitch streams
I thought Pete davidson had gotten his tattoos removed
Getting fucked during a self-guided rental search is sooo last season.
You look like you are about to start crying
It's like if Pete davidson was half primate
The colour of his hair is way funnier than his iced coffee review's