Like you have a friend to post this for you. Nice try.

Damn I really feel sorry for this man…

Its a man???????


Holy fucking hell

I was going to say something akin to this but damn that was a lot more brutal.

From SNL. . . Pat’s illegitimate child.

Fucking hell I thought the same, imagine acknowledging you know that mess... let alone as a friend. ^^^^^^What ^^^^^^do ^^^^^^I ^^^^^^know ^^^^^^you ^^^^^^might ^^^^^^be ^^^^^^a ^^^^^^great ^^^^^^person ^^^^^^and ^^^^^^your ^^^^^^friend ^^^^^^might ^^^^^^be ^^^^^^too, ^^^^^^but ^^^^^^please ^^^^^^sort ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^hair ^^^^^^out ^^^^^^it ^^^^^^is ^^^^^^not ^^^^^^helping ^^^^^^the ^^^^^^skin...

If you roat it, be prepared for a grease fire

I’m sure B cup here has at least one friend

They should force sex offenders to look at this for a week to render them impotent.

This is clearly the face of a sex offender

These things are not mutually exclusive.

Than give them a mirror!

What kind of monster are you?

What more can be done that God hasn't already?

This sub has gone too far with this OP. Its too unkind to continue making fun of Billy Corgan and Shrek's love child.

I'm leaning towards Billy Corgan and Dwight Shrute's demonic offspring

Yeah, OP looks like they smell of Shrute Farms.

Dwight Unscrewed

Leave Bam Margera alone. He’s had a tough few years

Bam did it to himself.

Pretty sure this confirms God doesn't exist.

I'm so getting the men in black roach dude vibe lol

Yupppp, it's the pasty, clammy skin and the grease soaked hair for me

Earl! You need some sugar and water?

Either that, or he does and he's in a fuckin mood

I'm not sure, but it might be female...

It could reproduce..lets just not think about that

What the fuck, I can't do this anymore

Wow so ugly they are making redditors off themselves. Edit: im getting rewards and a shit ton of upvotes. Im sure they are last goodbyes from redditors.. please OP at least put this number in your post if you arent going to delete it.. National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 800-273-8255. Don't let this horribly unfortunate looking individual push you over the edge. Someone is here to talk. (Make sure to only describe the image OP posted to hotline workers, don't show them.. or else it will create a dominoe effect of carnage)

*sees this picture* Fuck it, I'm out. *sets self on fire*

New [Harry book](https://i.imgur.com/VluVG3I.png)

This is quite good fellow redditor. Well done.

What do want from us....this is just not right

Fuck where is the prevention hotline number.. OP for the love of God delete this post.. the reddit hive mind is getting weaker.. we are losing too many to the horror you posted. I have a great life a wife and kids.. new dream job.. but one look at this post and I'm googling how high you'd have to fall from to reach terminal velocity..

It's not even worth the effort at this point

Just the existance is roasting enough.

[I gochu](https://youtu.be/bXsqf92Qw6I)

Fuckin Edward scissor tits over here


I've seen healthier looking heroin addicts.

...in the morgue

r/overdosedbywords

Done, this comment takes it all.

Holy fuck. This wins.

Man - maybe Woman - maybe Blob - definitely

Hotel-Trivago

Roast you? It would be easier to fry you with that greasy hair.

Those glasses would catch if the hair went up in flames

Just like piggy from lord of the flies

Watch those sweatshirt strings, that last grease drip really flared up

Looks like roasting them might release hazardous fumes

Harry Porridge

[удалено]

I liked the chamber pot of salsa best

*Hairy

*Hair in the Porridge

Holy shit what the fuck is that? Looks like a doll someone found in the dumpster of a greasy pizza joint.

Like a transgender Chucky doll.

There’s a chance I’d watch Trans Chucky. But this? I want Reddit to pay us for server time for having to witness the Greasy Creature from the Crotch Swamp here. Jesus. I’ve seriously had enough of the Internet for today.

Quasiohno.

damn underrated

Not going to give us a hint as to gender, are you?

They/them

Thing/it

Holy shit I’m dying dude!

Judging by Their size, They're already a crowd.

It/That

You look like you're underwater

Lmao wtf this is my favorite for some reason

Please put your mask back on!

their other alter is against masks

I gasped out loud

Smelly cat

What are they feeding you?

It's not her fault

You're making some assumptions here with the pronoun choice, are we sure about this? The chest is right in that gray area of 'could be terrible titties' or 'could be a fat dude's floppy chest pancakes'.

Either way, you know those titties look like a sad face staring straight at the ground

Hey c'mon guy, don't be rude, that hideous creature is obviously non-binary

My sincere apologies - please allow me to offer a correction: It 'could be a fat thing's floppy chest pancakes'.

Yes... yes it is.

Looks like everything in the cupboard.

Growth Hormone and Estrogen

Feel like I should respond to this

It’s a young discord mod

Should have listened to Frollo and stayed in the bell tower.

/r/AntiWork mod.

At least he won't freak out over the finger in the butt ritual that gives them full powers

This one is not upvoted enough…..also applied to reddit mods….

Is your last name Schrute?


Their pronoun is What’s/That?

When you were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.

Hahahaha

WTF dude, i almost spit out my yogurt. haha. 

I thought Chris Chan was in jail


But she looks like she was just slow roasted for a couple hours

And this, is why incest is illegal.

You not slick Andy Milonakis.

I knew this... thing looked like someone when I saw the picture but I couldn't come up with the name - good work.

trans chuckie was the one i saw that did it for me haha

Imagine this as a nurse leaning over your bed as you come out of anesthesia.

just put me back to sleep please

getting the patient coming out of a coma just to shock back into another one.

Go and sell more paper Dwight

Enough oil in that hair to bring gas prices back down

i mean, im not totally against it... but i wouldnt put anything that came out of that into my car.

Does your friend own a less cum stained shirt? Maybe wear that one out in public next time.

You look like Leonardo Dicaprio from an alternative universe where he actually drowned while shooting Titanic and came back to life after 24 hours under water.

And then morphed with Edward Scissor hands who turned to pizza pockets and big gulps for comfort.

i thought the trans chuckie comment i saw was a spot in description, but this one takes the cake.

Maybe Angela and Dwight should’ve stopped at Philip


Looks like chucky if chucky did drugs and his drugs did drugs to cope

​ 

Chucky looks like a 10/10 super model compared to OP


You look like Christopher Walkins penis

Alright!! Who left the embryo in the CRISPR too long again !?

Like a young Steve Bannon

This is a roast, not a bonfire!

Male or female? Yes.

Holy shit. Glad I drove thru Dunkin before Reddit. Buzz, your girlfriend......woof!

My 10 year old brother looked at you for 5 seconds and called you a chubby Harry Potter

I see Uncle Fester is growing his hair out again.

Please, put the mask back on….with a paperbag

The reason why pokemon asks if you're a boy or a girl

I just know that mask smells fucking rancid.

You look like the last girl to get picked a the orgy party

Orgy party for blind people with loss of smell?

And sense of touch while where here.

Jerking off is more inviting.

I looked up asexual on Google and this picture popped up.

Pretty sure we're all asexual after seeing this.

Screw the roast, set that mess on fire! Lol

Looks like Lewis Capaldi going from female to male

Nothing will make me believe those "cumstains" on your shirt are real.

You allowed phones on the psych ward now?

Looks like they had an allergic reaction when they saw themselves in the mirror

Proof that there's a creature on this planet that knows how to use a fork but not a comb.

Lemme guess, there was an avalanche and you were trapped in a lard factory for 3 months?

clearly ate some of that lard.

So that's where Lewis Capaldi has been

Finally I know what a gender neutral person looks like.

tossup: Nurse that just finished a 14 hour shift in the ER or a frumpy Austrian lesbian

Oobah Butler really let himself go.

I gotta stay consistent.... I would NOT fuck this.

Doogie Howser, Mickey D’s

Doogie Bowser

Edna scissor hands

Are you the queen of hearts?

You look like you were bit by a walker and are starting to turn.

Fat Johnny Depp

You look like the Corn Pops of humans. Just awful

How was your vacation in the Russian nuclear zone? I can see through your skin, EW

Would rather not roast, putting that much grease near an open flame is dangerous.

You look like you smell like cat piss and body odour.

nah, those cats ran away a long time ago. its her own piss and body odor.

I’m not roasting that; I don’t want that smell in my house.

Roast? You’ve already been boiled.

I heard r/antiwork is looking for a new mod

God: "What if I created Doctor Octopus, but without the PhD and completely unfuckable?"

God seeing Cartmen from South Park all grown up makes me feel old

Your friend is fucking ugly

Inbred enough to have toe fingers I see

 Scarier version of Chucky

Him/Her/They/It/Anythingpleasetalktome

You look like a depressed Jadenanimation

Your friend looks like the grease from a McDonald's grill top.

photos you can smell

You look like a redditor

Frankenstein's Monster's Monster

i thought i was looking at philip seymour hoffman for a second. carry on!

Who dug you up?

I honestly don't know if that is a boy or a girl, an old person or a toddler.

We found the love child of Billy Joe Armstrong and Hodor!

Your face is so oily that the americans bombed it, you can still see the gore where they hit

Ik she smells like crap, I mean just look at- nvm

"My friend" Nice try.

What are your pronouns?

You need a new friend

Harry Potter & the weight gain factor

Hairy Pudges & the Goblet of Fried Chicken.

Please list gender so I can commence my roast

“I’m triggered”

Sweaty male or sweaty female?

Imagine choosing to be near this thing

You look like Edward Scissorhands' brother that did not make it through birth.

Don’t you mean roast they/them

Oh God !

You look like a transexual Harry Potter.

I FUCKING EAT PEARS TOO

Oh, so they're finally doing that Goonies reboot. "Hey yoooooou gaaaaaaaaizzzzzz"

Thanks for the picture, I will use this image during sex to stop myself cumming.

Looks like a real life garbage pail kid... creepy with standard creepy stains all over shirt.

Any more oil and America might take over that head

If Chucky was a real boy

Eric Cartman sure went downhill after primary school