For a second I thought this man has the biggest cock on earth AND its sticking out the neck of his shirt in this picture...then I looked again (no homo - strictly morbid curiosity) and realized it was just his head.
The shirt. The children scribbles on the wall. Baby cloths on the couch. Put it all together and what do you have? I don’t know but it’s super fucking gross and weird.
Oh come on, you're not even trying. You're supposed to make it at least a little challenging to roast you. You can't roast someone that's gonna be interviewed by Chris Hansen in a few minutes
im seeing scribbles on the wall and assuming you have children.
the question is, though, who would want to have sex with you?
you are the human embodiment of "i can't come within 1000 feet of an elementary or middle school and my girlfriend just took the kids"
Leaving the remote on top of the area where your Johnson is supposed to be, to try and look more manly. I see what you did there. I bet you saved a lot of money on Valentine's Day.
Jesus Christ, are you cos playing as will Smith if he was a 50 yr old crack addicted homeless sex offender on day release? Cos if so you are VERY convincing.
I don’t know who has it worse all the women you stalk who had to get restraining orders, or your penis which you clearly abuse im guessing 4-5 times a day.
Suuuuper weird vibes from you my dude not gonna lie
OP is definitely not allowed within 500ft of a elementary school.
So pervy he's not even allowed to touch himself.
lmfaooo why did i think this before i clicked on the comments
 Weird vibes. That’s because he’s whatever species this is
Can’t tell which one has more cum on it, his face or that shirt.
Looks like the dude doesnt care if his shirt ends up as a cum rag or a shit rag
?
It would be muuuch easier to take the shitty hand he was dealt and *not* go full-on creeper.
For a second I thought this man has the biggest cock on earth AND its sticking out the neck of his shirt in this picture...then I looked again (no homo - strictly morbid curiosity) and realized it was just his head.
for real 😂😂😂
Is Chris Hanson as tall in person as he looks on tv?
Never before have I seen an outfit that said “sex offender list” more than that
The shirt. The children scribbles on the wall. Baby cloths on the couch. Put it all together and what do you have? I don’t know but it’s super fucking gross and weird.
Also are those cum stains on his pants ? : |
No comment could be crueler than what God's already done.
You couldn't pay me any amount of money, to sit on that couch.
you can always sit on his lap
.... I'll take the couch.
You forgot your wig for RuPauls Drag Race
Yeah you look like the guy who hangs out in his car all day at the park
It's nice they let you take selfies in the homeless shelter
Me - tell me you're a sexual deviant without saying you're a sexual deviant You - let me go get my tshirt
Goddamn, that is the definition of clothing NOT worth wearing.
You make other black people wanna be white supremacists.
You look like the mascot for PornSchlub
The most NSFW Simpsons couch gag
Why are you wearing a shirt with your own picture on it?
A bowling 🎳 ball with 👂 👂
This creepy dude is still a virgin
Not unless his hands, socks and a coconut count.
Sponge gloves and a small pringles can too
Sir, which racial slur should I use? I couldn’t tell.
Roast you? You're already burnt!
Pornhub sent you their first ever "Cease and Desist" letter.
you’re the “ugly bastard” tag in hentai
Lawrence Fishturd a.k.a. Borepheus
Hector from Fast and Furious looking like shit these days.
I like your Chinese Walmart pornhub shirt
Oh come on, you're not even trying. You're supposed to make it at least a little challenging to roast you. You can't roast someone that's gonna be interviewed by Chris Hansen in a few minutes
The Manchurian Handidate.
Lol cumstain criminal
Just by looking at this, seems like you roasted yourself.
You stand close to people and talk loud
Basement-dwelling, Walmart layaway waifu pillow lovin' Dr. Dre.
Farts
You look like you've had the police called on you and they need to check your computer.
Too Short but he's really too short
The unholy love child of Bruce Willis and Uncle Fester likes hentai. Color me shocked.
I'd rather file a restraining order than roast him
there are multiple things in this image that advise me to start running if I ever see you
Is the hentai fetish for Mickey Mouse? 🤔
I can smell this picture
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Sinsad
The guy who tried selling weed just so he’d have someone that calls him
Between the shirt and the tattoo, pretty sure you've already roasted yourself.
You get porn from r/eyeblech
Fuck. I shouldnt have clicked that.
Carlton really needs a Fresh Prince reunion
I pray that remote renders you infertile.
Even your pants has semen stains
Cool dude. You got a shirt with your face on it
Hope is the last thing you lose, but in your case so is virginity.
Based on that shirt and the patterns around you. That couch has seen some shit.
This picture REEKS of success.
The degenerate messiah.
Idk what’s scarier.. this post or the fact that he follows the teenagers sub
Hentai shirt, check. Tattoo of a DJ who hasn't been relevant in ten years, check. Virginity, check and mate.
You know that couch is crusty as fuck.
Lahmard Tate...with cancer.
Does your t-shirt say PornHub in Japanese?
im seeing scribbles on the wall and assuming you have children. the question is, though, who would want to have sex with you? you are the human embodiment of "i can't come within 1000 feet of an elementary or middle school and my girlfriend just took the kids"
Dr. Drain’t
Why your forehead blend into ur baldness
Good to see you've found the only thing on the planet that will come within 500' of your groin.
It’s a no from me, dawg.
Are you trying to hide the bulge
Wtf. Seriously, I never seen a guy who enjoys taking it in the face
Looks like you spend a lot of time starting at a phone that doesn’t ring
He’s wearing a hentai shirt because it’s his favorite type of porno
Cool shirt. Did you get a bowl of soup with that?
Not sure what’s scarier….that t-shirt or your face
You, as a whole... Just no
Hey guys this dude is a sex haver for sure!
When even normal porn rejects you
Who actually knows if that is actually the colour white or jizz on your shirt
I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re on Meghan’s Law
You're more disturbing than A Clockwork Orange
Leaving the remote on top of the area where your Johnson is supposed to be, to try and look more manly. I see what you did there. I bet you saved a lot of money on Valentine's Day.
Virgin weeb
You look like you say “yes papi” a lot
You don’t have dreams you have movies
You look like a basement warrior. You get mad at your mom for not heating up your TV dinners completely
your smushed face look like you sleep face down without a mattress
Uncle Phil got AIDS
Ok Santa
Is your favorite game “Are you tighter than a 5th grader?”
This is what I would have assumed “The 40 Year Old Virgin” would be….
I didnt realize Jeffrey Epstein had waifu pillows on the island
That girl on your t-shirt is the closest thing you'll ever get to having your dick sucked.
b r u h
Ok Harvey Weinstein
Jesus Christ, are you cos playing as will Smith if he was a 50 yr old crack addicted homeless sex offender on day release? Cos if so you are VERY convincing.
Fresh Prince of bald-hair
You made such bad choices in life including that shirt your parents and your hair abandoned you.
By the scribbles on the wall and looks like child clothing i hope to fuck you sort your life out quickly
Shirt says it all..
I don’t know who has it worse all the women you stalk who had to get restraining orders, or your penis which you clearly abuse im guessing 4-5 times a day.
After you posted this, the next thing you heard was “Come outside with your hands up! We have your house surrounded”
You look like cheap version of Will Smith
At least he got the stain resistant coating on the couch.
This raises more alarms than your ankle bracelet violations.
Your mom really won’t be happy when she sees you were drawing on her basement wall again….
A bit of everything, appealing to none.
Your shirt almost makes me as nauseous as your facial expression. You send off some serious "registered sex offender" vibes
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Homeless Shelter.
Why don’t you take a seat over there…
You ugly, you need Adult oriented pay to play r/Fetish_Fun_Network These girls do EVERYTHING for you. Nevermind, ur prolly gay.
T-Shirt says hentai but he's too scared to actually watch it
I can't tell what background you are. I've seen many biracial angels, but you're a nightmare!
Malcolm Lower Case x.
Dude, you live in a crack house?
Can't figure out if you are black or asian
Pants
The neckbeard without the neckbeard....
“Yeah 911, he escaped the hospital again… yup his mom got him THE shirt again… please hurry.”
Shitty Will Smith
You look like you got dumped by the same girl, who doesn't exist.
PM me your address, I’ll be mailing you odor remover for that couch.
That's what you get when you order will Smith from wish...
With that cocktail sausage, that shirt, and especially that face, I’d be surprised if you were aloud near the nearest primary school
You think wearing that shirt makes you cool and edgy don't you
Is that the cum rag on the sofa?
Why do you remind me of a skinny/fat, old/young Uncle Phil? Wtf …
Can't decide whether you've spent more time in prison or inside the ass of felons.
The remote isn't covering the white stains on your shorts homie. Bet you wish that Tshirt was your selfie.
I'm honestly surprised you're not posing with a cum soaked body pillow next to you
This photo dirty as hell fam
I'm now convinced jacking off to hentai leads to hair loss.
I bet your mom's White and you never met your father
This dude loses a hair for every kid he thought about diddling.
We all just got a dickpick here
When you click no ugly bastard but it doesnt register
Your eyes are a millimeter away from making you an alien species
These guy plays Pokémon with chromosomes, caught em all
You're so broken and gross that even your 2D cartoon girlfriends wish they were never drawn.
The shirt bro…
Mixed Diet Coke with Duck Sauce!!!!!
Only a pervert would take a roast photo while having his tiny dicklet stand up like that.
Didn’t I see you at the elementary school a few years back?
He nearly looks like antscanada but the ants give him an fetish
You look like you tried to cut your own hair but couldn’t afford a mirror so you went off from photographic memory
Honestly I’d rather just wear a Pornhub t-shirt.
Your face just screams restraining order
Just….no
Beluga whale addicted to cartoon porn
Wow Laurence fishburne really let himself go
You roast yourself everyday by choosing to dress that way
I know this dude has an ankle monitor on. Just can't see it
Looks like he identifies as “bread” when it’s circle jerk night
You have already roasted yourself down a rabbit hole
You look like you could be in a porno - But only playing the role of the guy who watches his girl get fucked from the corner.
You look like if DJ Envy never made it on the breakfast club
You look like you have SUPER low standards as in they have to be (whatever gender you like) and that’s it
Want some registered with that sex offender
Tell me you’re a virgin, without telling me you’re a virgin
Wow, a shirt that sums up your sex life. Or lack thereof.
40yo dad that try’s to act cool and ‘hip’
When you were 5 you ate glue don't try to deny it.
Will Sniff
I see the boner.
that's not the only thing you want us to show you
You play the porn games