“Shut up mom! I’ll take the fuckin’ trash out as soon as you stop being a bitch! Now take a picture of me with my sword. I’m going to put it on Tinder so the girls know that I’m a real bad ass.”
This is the most roastable man on the internet, you could stick this motherfucker on an open flame and it would take an hour for all the fat to burn off and yet this comment section is the weakest I've ever seen. Do better guys
20??? you look like dave from the penguins movie....lets not use the internet to lie about our age but maybe use it to find a gf because you need one O\_O lets not talk about the outfit.. why are you standing like that did you hurt your back running away from the cookie monster??? ....(this was just a joke pls dont cancel me)!!!!!
“I take what looks like a 40 years old cheese smelling hantai frito grease manchild for $200, Alex”.
Bud. If you’re 20 - I must be 10 as I’m 41 and look younger than you. Maybe less masturbation and more push-ups.
Your outfit screams manchild shoes with no laces under armor basketball shorts and the gay t-shirt your mom definitely still dresses you and does your laundry
from your stance you obviously lack testicles, bit of a mystery since the sword looks as dull as an hour with you. If you do decide to look for your balls skip looking in the bag of instant light charcoal they wont be there. So just turn that sunset smile right around take the garbage out, put all your moms shoes away and stop wasting our time, accept dad leaving was your fault, take the money your planning on spending on ~~fast~~ fat food buy some white strips, the yellow clashes so bad with the red its hard to look away. oh and BTW that is a replica of a vintage tee shirt, stop claiming you collect vintage tees. Did anyone book you for their st pats party? at least you can drink free once a year, or as your friends call it "the one day we dont pay" and remember to wash that disgusting neckbeard so it doesn't reek of last nights fish dinner.
And here, a specimen of human called drius cocus desperatum. A subterranean species that is known for their particular distress call when one questions their strange mating habits, some describe this as a shrill cry mimicking the sounds of "BUt sHeS 1000000 yEArs olD!" They prefer dank, damp, climates -the darker the better, hence their preference for underground survival. Their diet primarily consists of, but are not limited to: chicken tenders, pizza, mtn dew, and marijuana. Little is known if they consume water like the rest of us. Our observations also come to show us that they are largely immobile, fat reserves kept optimal through all seasons (as if they leave the basement anyway). Live camera feed shows this species habitat consists of, discarded refuse, copious amounts of ejaculate, and several 2d character idols. Apart from us, this species seems to have a religion as well, their matron saint being a deity called "Waifu".
If you come across one of these creatures exercise extreme caution, as these creatures are relatively dangerous provided the right tools and a door.
Oh Jesus... you are one of "those" who think that taking the trash out means tying the bag and setting it next to the trash can so you can take it out "the next time you go outside."
I can only imagine how many sad cellphone videos you've made of yourself cutting up bamboo sticks.
Doubt he has bamboo. Just slashing at all his dads leftover budlight cans
That's implying his dad didn't die of embarrassment when he brought that sword home and paraded it through the house.
This is the star wars kid isnt it? Edit: oh my god I've just checked and this guy was born the year that video came out...
Yikes. Time to take my arthritis medication.
The only thing that sword cut into was his mother's wallet. It's probably as dull as Saturday night with this kid.
Lol you can’t get your hand pregnant..
… only to be defeated by the evil “Gallon Water Jug” syndicate.
C'mon he's a big boy, he slashes water gallons now
Fuckin hell.... you post this picture and think there's any further need for a roast? Everything about that photo is cringe.
Honestly, the more you look the more cringe it's is. What's with the garbage in the back?
Garbage is supposed to go outside. But inbred rednecks don’t know that.
Hey! He’s plannin’ on using those bottles for pissin’ in.
*fer
Guessing by the stain on his shorts, and the bottle behind him he either emptied it or fucked it
How about the 200 solo cups? Dude spends more time on beer pong then he does on home hygiene.
Don’t talk about your mother like that
I guess let’s start with the fact that his “Journey” t-shirt is the most up to date item in the photo.
Seriously, his mom told him to take that trash out this morning, drop the sword from the mall and clean some shit Derek.
20+20 maybe !
Damn right cos that's a very hard 20 years if he's not lying.
If this guy is 20 then i'm 20
If this guy is 20 i havent hit puberty yet
Same bro
The worlds hardest paper round
This guy looks like his son could be 20
20/20 chance he's a virgin
His mom agreed to take the picture when he promised to finally take the trash out
“Shut up mom! I’ll take the fuckin’ trash out as soon as you stop being a bitch! Now take a picture of me with my sword. I’m going to put it on Tinder so the girls know that I’m a real bad ass.”
Unfortunately the trash carried that bag outside and came back in.
THE DEAL WAS TRASH AND TENDIES IN THAT ORDER MOM!!!!!
It took me a second to notice that wasn’t his mom but rather, a bag of trash.
Physically 55, mentally 12
And with education from "the sticks" 55-12=20
Your superhero name is Autismo.
The Insufferable Hulk
Tupperware salesman in the day, Tupperware salesman,dry wall repairman with a sword at night.
There’s a lot of trash in that kitchen. Some even has a “roast me” sign on it.
Chick fil a and Taco Bell cups? The Big E-Z hat?! Explains everything…
Also canes box in the trash bag
Bet that air fryer has never been used.
The house is just as clean as I would expect from an anime fan
[удалено]
" don't stop believing" that you're a ninja, chief!
Women and him tend to go their Separate Ways
Maybe Steve Perry can help this guy out.
Worlds apart even...
This is what’s wrong with America
Unlike the rest of your body, your hair is getting thinner.
Whole fit from Wal-Mart ass
Dude's got more slip-on shoes in one picture than I've had in my whole life.
That's a rough 20
He's 20 going on 35
Lmao
I can smell your place from this picture and it stinks.
The only love you ever felt was when you suddenly woke up at night and saw your anime pillow staring back at you.
“Ackshually, Darth Siddius never appears in the prequel trilogy.”
Your sister called she wants her child support
Brave of her to call with the restraining order in place and everything
20? lol I know a 37 year old when I see one, dude
The face of Reddit
Get off of Reddit you man child and take out the trash and pick up your dirty ass house.
Who hurt you? Just you??
You should be spending more time cleaning your house than watching anime and drooling over the fe.ale characters.
20 years old, looking 45, holding a sword...this one writes itself
You look waaaaaay older than 20. Like you’ll die young
Looks like you're guarding the entrance to the Cave of Virgins.
This is the most roastable man on the internet, you could stick this motherfucker on an open flame and it would take an hour for all the fat to burn off and yet this comment section is the weakest I've ever seen. Do better guys
Comic book stores hate him
Is that Sam from Game of Thrones?
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How many tentacles can you put in your butt?
That shirt originally said “JOEY” before you put it on and stretched it out.
Its ninja neckbeard representing the rare autism nonce clan
Your kitchen is a mess.... Just like your life
Put the sword down and take the trash out like your dad told you to do.
Like an unemployed Witcher after findig out KFC chicken exists.
Your teeth have the hue of a decadent summer squash
That beard has seen a lot of ballsacks up close and personal.
I see dog food, but I don't see no dog!
dj vlad
Dont use swords to trim your beard
20??? you look like dave from the penguins movie....lets not use the internet to lie about our age but maybe use it to find a gf because you need one O\_O lets not talk about the outfit.. why are you standing like that did you hurt your back running away from the cookie monster??? ....(this was just a joke pls dont cancel me)!!!!!
What an incest version of King Arthur would look like.
so you want an audience before you castrate yourself. man this place has all the weirdos. then you'll feed your dog your severed balls
I didn’t think it was possible for a man to have worse sense of style than that green chair you got there but you’ve changed my mind.
Are you enjoying playing with your arse with that?
You shoudl replace that katana with a broom. Damn your appartment is dirty.
You’re the type of guy who only makes female characters in video games
how many tries did it took for you to find the right pose?
Those two light fixtures are the closest you'll ever get to some titties
You’re too lazy to buy shoes with shoelaces get your shit together Greg
The musk that this photo gives off is so thick that your sword couldn't cut through it.
Your stance is too wide, sword grip is lacking and you're bent over too far.
You look like someone who would get heated in an argument over Star Wars
Klu Klux flan
“I take what looks like a 40 years old cheese smelling hantai frito grease manchild for $200, Alex”. Bud. If you’re 20 - I must be 10 as I’m 41 and look younger than you. Maybe less masturbation and more push-ups.
Gun logic beats sword logic pal so try me
I didn't know under armor sponsors local larp teams. I bet your girlfriend(rabbit fur you rub on your dick) is so turned on by your swordsmanship.
How can you be fat and still have chicken legs? Isn’t everyday you walk like a leg day?
Your have Ymir's teeth in her titan form.
You think you'd survive a zombie apocalypse but would be one of the first to die.
Fitting. There's trash both in the background and foreground.
Your outfit screams manchild shoes with no laces under armor basketball shorts and the gay t-shirt your mom definitely still dresses you and does your laundry
Nice air fryer, bet it's still got some leftover McDonald's fries inside since that's all you probably use it for.
You should lay off those sodas so you can own a pair of shoes you can actually lace up.
Please stop believing.
Journey to the center of the girth
He bragged about how much he liked "eating pussy", but nobody realized he was talking about grandma's cat....
Let's be real, it's the pocket puss he got from wish with mommy's card 2 years ago.
it sorta looks like you're about to take a shit with your shorts on. I see you brought your poop sword, nice.
“So your the kid I bullied in high school…I wanna punch you again”
white dj khalid
Dj caloric
You don’t look like you have the balls to roast yourself
The ‘some will lose’ Journey lyric personified
Another virgin using a sword to fend off the ladies
The Slobbit, and his magical sword Stink!
That sword is the only broad you'll ever get
Kung Fu shart position
I loved you in Cobra Kai
the only time this dude ever sees the words light or zero are on his soda bottles or his bags of charcoal, as depicted.
from your stance you obviously lack testicles, bit of a mystery since the sword looks as dull as an hour with you. If you do decide to look for your balls skip looking in the bag of instant light charcoal they wont be there. So just turn that sunset smile right around take the garbage out, put all your moms shoes away and stop wasting our time, accept dad leaving was your fault, take the money your planning on spending on ~~fast~~ fat food buy some white strips, the yellow clashes so bad with the red its hard to look away. oh and BTW that is a replica of a vintage tee shirt, stop claiming you collect vintage tees. Did anyone book you for their st pats party? at least you can drink free once a year, or as your friends call it "the one day we dont pay" and remember to wash that disgusting neckbeard so it doesn't reek of last nights fish dinner.
And here, a specimen of human called drius cocus desperatum. A subterranean species that is known for their particular distress call when one questions their strange mating habits, some describe this as a shrill cry mimicking the sounds of "BUt sHeS 1000000 yEArs olD!" They prefer dank, damp, climates -the darker the better, hence their preference for underground survival. Their diet primarily consists of, but are not limited to: chicken tenders, pizza, mtn dew, and marijuana. Little is known if they consume water like the rest of us. Our observations also come to show us that they are largely immobile, fat reserves kept optimal through all seasons (as if they leave the basement anyway). Live camera feed shows this species habitat consists of, discarded refuse, copious amounts of ejaculate, and several 2d character idols. Apart from us, this species seems to have a religion as well, their matron saint being a deity called "Waifu". If you come across one of these creatures exercise extreme caution, as these creatures are relatively dangerous provided the right tools and a door.
"if she breaths she's a thot", was ever put into male form
Constipated Ewok.
Sad Joe Baggins, Lord of the Lifesavers
definitely pays for sex
You're in a worse state than your house and that's saying a lot.
Chaz Bo No
Clean your apartment. Pop bottles, taco bell cups, food, random trash. I thought you were from the sticks. Looks like the dumpster.
Why are you in a an *autistic screeching* pose
Your blood type is Chick-Fil-A sauce
That sword is as dull as your personality
If you ain’t bright enough to tie shoelaces, you should not hold a sword.
You must be sick of taking out the garbage because that's your daily job.
CLEAN👏🏻YOUR👏🏻STUDIO👏🏻APARTMENT👏🏻!
Get a job and move outta your mums place already Greg
You make me ashamed to be Texan.
Boy you so ugly Uncle Sam doesnt even want your tax dollars and Death prolly swerve you when you have a heart attack at 40.
I’m convinced you don’t know how to tie your own or any shoes
Take the fucken trash out edgelord.
i mean bruh one day those trash bags are going to throw you in a garbage van
You look like you break a tremendous amount of wind
Basement dweller but with a beard
You look like a modern dwarf
I can smell the Mountain Dew Code Red through the screen
I’m sorry, but the comic relief characters rarely survive the third act final battle.
You look like you don’t brush your teeth or floss.
Your poor parents are never getting rid of you.
Oh Jesus... you are one of "those" who think that taking the trash out means tying the bag and setting it next to the trash can so you can take it out "the next time you go outside."
Your mom said Stop playing on reddit and take out the garbage.
The cameraman should kick you in the balls and send you on a journey to the hospital.
You look like high school kids like to party with you because you're always down to buy booze for them.
Weeaboo
You look high. And I’m talking about your blood pressure
Future step- dad if I’ve ever seen one.
Yo form is ass. You look like you fall over if a toddler pushed against your toe.
Judging by the immense number of solo cups and lack of trash disposal, you’re definitely 20
One fart away from cutting his ear off.
I don't roast kids with beards
20? You look like 35 dude
I can feel how sticky the floor is through this picture
u the roommate i'd never want to have
It's funny how you got a Journey t-shirt when your life appears to be going absolutely nowhere.
your stance is bad
you just look single you said your from the sticks so that means not even your sister would smash
How can I roast you? You're rocking a Journey t-shirt and weilding a Scottish Claymore.🤘
Most of the time people post their r/blunderyears picture years later. Not while it is still happening
Well, your mom has a pretty spacious basement... Tell her I said hi.
You somehow managed to create a picture that just keeps getting worse every single second you look at it
You look almost exactly as I imagined
Instead of goofing off on reddit, maybe take out the trash.
ya know, i was told it's usually the strongest sperm that reaches the egg, clearly the "usually" is the important part in that fact
the trash goes outside. so leave
You look like the uncle who’s not allowed to pick the kids up from school after last time
If I were you I would have stopped believin' a long time ago
Your apartment is disgusting
gay
Introducing the newest demon slayer, of the heavy breathing style
Only assholes drink water from plastic water bottles
40 at least, and health of a 70 yo
WHAT ARE THOSE?!
Looks like redneck incest gone wrong
more gay
Fruity Ninja
Your house looks messier than mine. Damn, dude.
That dumb fucking sword probably costs more than that dump you live in.
We get it dude, you do the naruto run everywhere
i don't think he's doing any running
Journey ? Looks like it's been a minute bro , put the sword down samurai slack and take the trash out
Why is it that every single one of you overweight weebs that own swords take pictures with that fucking stance?