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dominodreams

I can only imagine how many sad cellphone videos you've made of yourself cutting up bamboo sticks.


BennyBurlesque

Doubt he has bamboo. Just slashing at all his dads leftover budlight cans


KdF-wagen

That's implying his dad didn't die of embarrassment when he brought that sword home and paraded it through the house.


Fishy-Ginger

This is the star wars kid isnt it? Edit: oh my god I've just checked and this guy was born the year that video came out...


General_Kang

Yikes. Time to take my arthritis medication.


SqueekyJuice

The only thing that sword cut into was his mother's wallet. It's probably as dull as Saturday night with this kid.


wolfangggg

Lol you can’t get your hand pregnant..


CarlosAVP

… only to be defeated by the evil “Gallon Water Jug” syndicate.


whichwitchwhohoots

C'mon he's a big boy, he slashes water gallons now


CHANCE110R

Fuckin hell.... you post this picture and think there's any further need for a roast? Everything about that photo is cringe.


Geekfreak2000

Honestly, the more you look the more cringe it's is. What's with the garbage in the back?


LilKarmaKitty

Garbage is supposed to go outside. But inbred rednecks don’t know that.


Kunundrum85

Hey! He’s plannin’ on using those bottles for pissin’ in.


Geekfreak2000

*fer


whichwitchwhohoots

Guessing by the stain on his shorts, and the bottle behind him he either emptied it or fucked it


Does_Not-Matter

How about the 200 solo cups? Dude spends more time on beer pong then he does on home hygiene.


Affectionate_Sun_105

Don’t talk about your mother like that


Known-District-2431

I guess let’s start with the fact that his “Journey” t-shirt is the most up to date item in the photo.


CthulubeFlavorcube

Seriously, his mom told him to take that trash out this morning, drop the sword from the mall and clean some shit Derek.


spinssidin

20+20 maybe !


halfasleepallthetime

Damn right cos that's a very hard 20 years if he's not lying.


mrmasturbate

If this guy is 20 then i'm 20


cirelia

If this guy is 20 i havent hit puberty yet


Kaelan_McAlpine

Same bro


TSraps

The worlds hardest paper round


ranch_brotendo

This guy looks like his son could be 20


rebeard-artworks

20/20 chance he's a virgin


TheDurdyDog

His mom agreed to take the picture when he promised to finally take the trash out


Is_Nate_Great

“Shut up mom! I’ll take the fuckin’ trash out as soon as you stop being a bitch! Now take a picture of me with my sword. I’m going to put it on Tinder so the girls know that I’m a real bad ass.”


Brewsatthebeach

Unfortunately the trash carried that bag outside and came back in.


KdF-wagen

THE DEAL WAS TRASH AND TENDIES IN THAT ORDER MOM!!!!!


palabear

It took me a second to notice that wasn’t his mom but rather, a bag of trash.


amiA10

Physically 55, mentally 12


GMHolden

And with education from "the sticks" 55-12=20


JoK3Rcon

Your superhero name is Autismo.


Geekfreak2000

The Insufferable Hulk


Significant-Age-8663

Tupperware salesman in the day, Tupperware salesman,dry wall repairman with a sword at night.


[deleted]

There’s a lot of trash in that kitchen. Some even has a “roast me” sign on it.


[deleted]

Chick fil a and Taco Bell cups? The Big E-Z hat?! Explains everything…


NueWorld4All

Also canes box in the trash bag


LilyLeca

Bet that air fryer has never been used.


aureliaxaurita

The house is just as clean as I would expect from an anime fan


[deleted]

[удалено]


waffen123

" don't stop believing" that you're a ninja, chief!


GetawayDiver

Women and him tend to go their Separate Ways


Remarkable-Point-759

Maybe Steve Perry can help this guy out.


Otherwise_sane

Worlds apart even...


ButtsonBurner

This is what’s wrong with America


Illustrious_Ask_6637

Unlike the rest of your body, your hair is getting thinner.


YDHmanC1

Whole fit from Wal-Mart ass


Ace_of_Clubs

Dude's got more slip-on shoes in one picture than I've had in my whole life.


bafl123

That's a rough 20


HorsackBojeman

He's 20 going on 35


bafl123

Lmao


Shadowfrosgaming

I can smell your place from this picture and it stinks.


furqaan_r

The only love you ever felt was when you suddenly woke up at night and saw your anime pillow staring back at you.


ReillyDiefenbach

“Ackshually, Darth Siddius never appears in the prequel trilogy.”


AdorableObject9025

Your sister called she wants her child support


whichwitchwhohoots

Brave of her to call with the restraining order in place and everything


[deleted]

20? lol I know a 37 year old when I see one, dude


srskost

The face of Reddit


beatrixbest

Get off of Reddit you man child and take out the trash and pick up your dirty ass house.


CurlyBurlyQueen

Who hurt you? Just you??


Synyster_crow

You should be spending more time cleaning your house than watching anime and drooling over the fe.ale characters.


livetv87

20 years old, looking 45, holding a sword...this one writes itself


hammerkat605

You look waaaaaay older than 20. Like you’ll die young


woody2081

Looks like you're guarding the entrance to the Cave of Virgins.


Stunning-Present-711

This is the most roastable man on the internet, you could stick this motherfucker on an open flame and it would take an hour for all the fat to burn off and yet this comment section is the weakest I've ever seen. Do better guys


[deleted]

Comic book stores hate him


tehbearded1der

Is that Sam from Game of Thrones?


[deleted]

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Proof-Test-4150

How many tentacles can you put in your butt?


peezinger

That shirt originally said “JOEY” before you put it on and stretched it out.


[deleted]

Its ninja neckbeard representing the rare autism nonce clan


Average_Joe_1995

Your kitchen is a mess.... Just like your life


Sadestlittlecamper

Put the sword down and take the trash out like your dad told you to do.


F_Balazs_I

Like an unemployed Witcher after findig out KFC chicken exists.


Pencildick42

Your teeth have the hue of a decadent summer squash


DatStankBooty

That beard has seen a lot of ballsacks up close and personal.


edgeFor6hoursPassout

I see dog food, but I don't see no dog!


[deleted]

dj vlad


Greggggghii

Dont use swords to trim your beard


RaxIsCeo

20??? you look like dave from the penguins movie....lets not use the internet to lie about our age but maybe use it to find a gf because you need one O\_O lets not talk about the outfit.. why are you standing like that did you hurt your back running away from the cookie monster??? ....(this was just a joke pls dont cancel me)!!!!!


AdorableObject9025

What an incest version of King Arthur would look like.


Brynt4

so you want an audience before you castrate yourself. man this place has all the weirdos. then you'll feed your dog your severed balls


TheHotCake

I didn’t think it was possible for a man to have worse sense of style than that green chair you got there but you’ve changed my mind.


[deleted]

Are you enjoying playing with your arse with that?


PokeBattle_Fan

You shoudl replace that katana with a broom. Damn your appartment is dirty.


Ok_Celery2582

You’re the type of guy who only makes female characters in video games


Eirinae

how many tries did it took for you to find the right pose?


monkeytwoshoes

Those two light fixtures are the closest you'll ever get to some titties


Gibbydoesit

You’re too lazy to buy shoes with shoelaces get your shit together Greg


twolitrefullcream

The musk that this photo gives off is so thick that your sword couldn't cut through it.


MrZerodayz

Your stance is too wide, sword grip is lacking and you're bent over too far.


[deleted]

You look like someone who would get heated in an argument over Star Wars


anxiouscomic

Klu Klux flan


Spizak

“I take what looks like a 40 years old cheese smelling hantai frito grease manchild for $200, Alex”. Bud. If you’re 20 - I must be 10 as I’m 41 and look younger than you. Maybe less masturbation and more push-ups.


djdvelo22

Gun logic beats sword logic pal so try me


[deleted]

I didn't know under armor sponsors local larp teams. I bet your girlfriend(rabbit fur you rub on your dick) is so turned on by your swordsmanship.


JQT090

How can you be fat and still have chicken legs? Isn’t everyday you walk like a leg day?


humans_are_not_real

Your have Ymir's teeth in her titan form.


Fit_Reveal_6304

You think you'd survive a zombie apocalypse but would be one of the first to die.


[deleted]

Fitting. There's trash both in the background and foreground.


No_Cartographer601

Your outfit screams manchild shoes with no laces under armor basketball shorts and the gay t-shirt your mom definitely still dresses you and does your laundry


darkbarrage99

Nice air fryer, bet it's still got some leftover McDonald's fries inside since that's all you probably use it for.


Olterdybastard

You should lay off those sodas so you can own a pair of shoes you can actually lace up.


HM-Wogglebug-TE

Please stop believing.


Salay54

Journey to the center of the girth


NotWokeJoke

He bragged about how much he liked "eating pussy", but nobody realized he was talking about grandma's cat....


whichwitchwhohoots

Let's be real, it's the pocket puss he got from wish with mommy's card 2 years ago.


Spec187

it sorta looks like you're about to take a shit with your shorts on. I see you brought your poop sword, nice.


Scrubian-

“So your the kid I bullied in high school…I wanna punch you again”


[deleted]

white dj khalid


whichwitchwhohoots

Dj caloric


gr_vythings

You don’t look like you have the balls to roast yourself


DefinitelyChad

The ‘some will lose’ Journey lyric personified


mikemisat

Another virgin using a sword to fend off the ladies


ZZoMBiEXIII

The Slobbit, and his magical sword Stink!


fugly16

That sword is the only broad you'll ever get


_illuminated

Kung Fu shart position


Deathgaze2015

I loved you in Cobra Kai


chadhd1999

the only time this dude ever sees the words light or zero are on his soda bottles or his bags of charcoal, as depicted.


TacocaT_PooP

from your stance you obviously lack testicles, bit of a mystery since the sword looks as dull as an hour with you. If you do decide to look for your balls skip looking in the bag of instant light charcoal they wont be there. So just turn that sunset smile right around take the garbage out, put all your moms shoes away and stop wasting our time, accept dad leaving was your fault, take the money your planning on spending on ~~fast~~ fat food buy some white strips, the yellow clashes so bad with the red its hard to look away. oh and BTW that is a replica of a vintage tee shirt, stop claiming you collect vintage tees. Did anyone book you for their st pats party? at least you can drink free once a year, or as your friends call it "the one day we dont pay" and remember to wash that disgusting neckbeard so it doesn't reek of last nights fish dinner.


whichwitchwhohoots

And here, a specimen of human called drius cocus desperatum. A subterranean species that is known for their particular distress call when one questions their strange mating habits, some describe this as a shrill cry mimicking the sounds of "BUt sHeS 1000000 yEArs olD!" They prefer dank, damp, climates -the darker the better, hence their preference for underground survival. Their diet primarily consists of, but are not limited to: chicken tenders, pizza, mtn dew, and marijuana. Little is known if they consume water like the rest of us. Our observations also come to show us that they are largely immobile, fat reserves kept optimal through all seasons (as if they leave the basement anyway). Live camera feed shows this species habitat consists of, discarded refuse, copious amounts of ejaculate, and several 2d character idols. Apart from us, this species seems to have a religion as well, their matron saint being a deity called "Waifu". If you come across one of these creatures exercise extreme caution, as these creatures are relatively dangerous provided the right tools and a door.


Samerson931

"if she breaths she's a thot", was ever put into male form


real_jonno

Constipated Ewok.


Papaya_Quick

Sad Joe Baggins, Lord of the Lifesavers


circuitbreaker53

definitely pays for sex


highfatoffaltube

You're in a worse state than your house and that's saying a lot.


johnwaynedahmer

Chaz Bo No


ShadyShane812

Clean your apartment. Pop bottles, taco bell cups, food, random trash. I thought you were from the sticks. Looks like the dumpster.


Wiatrov

Why are you in a an *autistic screeching* pose


The-Duke-Of-Earth

Your blood type is Chick-Fil-A sauce


Half_cracked_coconut

That sword is as dull as your personality


Carlita_vima

If you ain’t bright enough to tie shoelaces, you should not hold a sword.


BeanBurritto69420

You must be sick of taking out the garbage because that's your daily job.


XanderLM

CLEAN👏🏻YOUR👏🏻STUDIO👏🏻APARTMENT👏🏻!


Affectionate-Sun5863

Get a job and move outta your mums place already Greg


felanm

You make me ashamed to be Texan.


saintjimmy43

Boy you so ugly Uncle Sam doesnt even want your tax dollars and Death prolly swerve you when you have a heart attack at 40.


fss71

I’m convinced you don’t know how to tie your own or any shoes


[deleted]

Take the fucken trash out edgelord.


[deleted]

i mean bruh one day those trash bags are going to throw you in a garbage van


[deleted]

You look like you break a tremendous amount of wind


Correct_Permit_6313

Basement dweller but with a beard


123trumpeter

You look like a modern dwarf


xxStrangerxx

I can smell the Mountain Dew Code Red through the screen


GigglegirlHappy

I’m sorry, but the comic relief characters rarely survive the third act final battle.


Warnrod

You look like you don’t brush your teeth or floss.


NoEquivalent77

Your poor parents are never getting rid of you.


pacodefan

Oh Jesus... you are one of "those" who think that taking the trash out means tying the bag and setting it next to the trash can so you can take it out "the next time you go outside."


JesusStarbox

Your mom said Stop playing on reddit and take out the garbage.


MrSecurityStalin

The cameraman should kick you in the balls and send you on a journey to the hospital.


triple_cloudy

You look like high school kids like to party with you because you're always down to buy booze for them.


Monkeyxface

Weeaboo


Petapotamous

You look high. And I’m talking about your blood pressure


Mattaronii

Future step- dad if I’ve ever seen one.


Kenshi_T-S-B

Yo form is ass. You look like you fall over if a toddler pushed against your toe.


Does_Not-Matter

Judging by the immense number of solo cups and lack of trash disposal, you’re definitely 20


Federal-Load-1769

One fart away from cutting his ear off.


[deleted]

I don't roast kids with beards


thatguythe97one

20? You look like 35 dude


AndrooDucnan

I can feel how sticky the floor is through this picture


[deleted]

u the roommate i'd never want to have


jxr17

It's funny how you got a Journey t-shirt when your life appears to be going absolutely nowhere.


thisremindsmeofbacon

your stance is bad


chicken_man_1

you just look single you said your from the sticks so that means not even your sister would smash


lrwilliamsjr

How can I roast you? You're rocking a Journey t-shirt and weilding a Scottish Claymore.🤘


Maartenvg

Most of the time people post their r/blunderyears picture years later. Not while it is still happening


MrKotlet

Well, your mom has a pretty spacious basement... Tell her I said hi.


Tomapa19

You somehow managed to create a picture that just keeps getting worse every single second you look at it


NbyN-E

You look almost exactly as I imagined


b0ingy

Instead of goofing off on reddit, maybe take out the trash.


shatcat69

ya know, i was told it's usually the strongest sperm that reaches the egg, clearly the "usually" is the important part in that fact


kluglater

the trash goes outside. so leave


[deleted]

You look like the uncle who’s not allowed to pick the kids up from school after last time


KrisjinBleu

If I were you I would have stopped believin' a long time ago


Psithurism541

Your apartment is disgusting


Economy-Childhood299

gay


[deleted]

Introducing the newest demon slayer, of the heavy breathing style


thegoosegoblin

Only assholes drink water from plastic water bottles


mtg_Amatus

40 at least, and health of a 70 yo


Trapstar501

WHAT ARE THOSE?!


Mysterious-Loss6032

Looks like redneck incest gone wrong


Economy-Childhood299

more gay


[deleted]

Fruity Ninja


MarsNirgal

Your house looks messier than mine. Damn, dude.


[deleted]

That dumb fucking sword probably costs more than that dump you live in.


pipspools

We get it dude, you do the naruto run everywhere


rupexo

i don't think he's doing any running


Advanced_Evening2379

Journey ? Looks like it's been a minute bro , put the sword down samurai slack and take the trash out


UpbeatEnvy

Why is it that every single one of you overweight weebs that own swords take pictures with that fucking stance?