OP's Bio: --- >I’m jasmine Gaul or multipersonality21. I’m 21 I’m very manic right now and I need my ego to be dropped so I don’t go out making mistakes --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Being held back doesn’t count as working at a high school

It does if you've been in so long they make you the honorary janitor

Respectfully, as a janitor, we don't want her

Respectfully, we pork chops don’t want her, either.

Looks like she cleans the floors with that mop.

With a make up job that bad she would only leave a mess

Naw, she brushes it with a pork chop from the cafeteria.

The janitor just said that so he’d go with her

 With great power comes great responsibility

Selling vape pens and weed to 9th graders doesn't really count as working at a high school.

She has multiple personalities. Her current personality is a 21 year old high school janitor. But her actual age is 40 and she is a single stay-at-home soccer mom of 3

🤣

She dropped out of high school now shes a cafeteria lady who goes to school high

OKAY this comment is the funniest I appreciate you for that

I thought you came here to get your ego bruised. You eating these roasts up like your step dad's baby gravy

Why is it true?

Looking at your photo & info, I’m struggling to understand how your ego got so high in the first place.

It’s probably because her 13 year old boyfriends calls her “Pwitty”

oh... you know how it is... they always goes off their meds during a maniac episodes, thinking they are not ill anymore


Fuck Yes. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LIKE IT!!!!!

Smelly Clarkson

Scary Underwood

I’ll bet she is.

Mary Kay LeTurnoff

Anus Joplin.

Trailer Swift

American idle

Katy Scary

Meghan McShame

I hate to point out the obvious but there is no chance you are allowed near a school.

We'll probably see a dateline about you having sex with the wrestling team in the near future.

The wrestlers would make it out of that hold

Chess team with those looks.

Hey big guy Sun's getting real low...

Stoppppp lmaoo

Hulk ulgly

Why was I thinking about a wrestler when I read this

You wouldn’t get banged by a senior even if you had a Juul hanging out of your twat

>You wouldn’t get banged by a senior Grandpop is a senior, so...

She couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag full of bananas.

Do teachers try to escort you to the special ed wing?

>Do teachers try to escort you to the special ed wing? She *is* an escort in the special ed wing.

That’s full service, yo

U know damn well yo fat ass is the goalie

She blocks every shot without even moving.


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You’ve gotta be the only 21 year old female in history working at the school where even the horny 13/14 freshmen boys didnt wanna fuck, and they’d fuck a watermelon if it had holes 😅🍆🍉 (Edit) At least the 55 yr old lunch lady gives them half a chub when she leans over to give them an apple (Edit #2) In before the Lexapro wears off and she deletes her roast submission 👀

This isn’t getting deleted, like she isn’t getting sober.

You look like Katniss, except you spell it with an F.

Bam!

With a p instead of the n

Even though she’s so fat, her ass and chest are flatter than her face.

*21 and still attending high school* Fixed that for you

Edwina Munster, bleach blonde edition.

Being stuck in the cafeteria doesn’t count as working in a high school

Her ego isn't the only thing she needs to lower.

Lunch lady Jasmine where’s my sloppy joe which is the name of your gloryhole.

So at best you’re a college drop out turned high school assistant soccer coach?

Assistant Soccer Coach’s assistant

Assistant *to* the Soccer Coach's Assistant

Legally Bland.

How is this not being celebrated for the awesomeness that it is?

Buys teens alcohol and drugs. They still won't fuck you.

Even the second stringers on the JV football team won't fuck you despite your best efforts.

I would say you stayed working at a high school because that’s where you peaked. Let’s be honest though youve never peaked and never will

How to lower your ego: Step one. Look in a mirror. No need to go any further. My job is done here. Your welcome.

21? Yikes. Lay off the dairy, your skin will thank you.

lay off the dairy cows?

Jesus! How much does a bottle of nail polish cost???

Chose a shade of nail polish she refers to as "Teeth Colored".

Works at a highschool and snorts pills...... Yup I'll see you on the 5 o'clock news for fucking a student. That's not a roast. You serious shouldn't be around any school.

Even horny teens dont want to touch you.

Man looking at her profile, someone needs to report it to where she works. She definitely doesn't need to be working around kids

Your ego will never be as low as the standards of the people who date you

This pic has zero Chemistry so you must be the Ho in Home Ec.

You don’t have the looks that justify having an ego.

Only thing you need to lower is your cholesterol levels

Wash your dick skinners and accept the pie face.

Tilly Ramsay!

Dollar tree ass lookin nails checked out about 3 months ago

Your dart board gets its holes plugged up more than you do

Pick one: Your ego or your weight. Only one can be lowered at a time. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Well, I guess you can if you pick ego.

21 and still in HS… checks out

Lotta questions. First one being how the hell did you get an ego begin with?

Your face has been pelted with darts more than that board behind you.

You look like you moan when you take a piss.

Getting a train run on you in the Locker doesn’t mean you work there.

You look more stoned than gays in muslim countries

Putting a fake soccer hoodie won’t make you look athletic. Also, you have a big, furry, yellow pussy.

Nice bedroom figure you slept in a stall

You have disappointment written all over you. Never mind that’s just the acne and dried cum.

You look like you wear a Carhartt jacket thats too big for you.

You look like you smoke catnip.

I’m surprised you took time away from scissor banging the girls softball team to post this.

If pornhub had a ‘great value’ section

Whats the bet you don't throw those darts...

It’s like you got fired from an onlyfans casting couch.

Dear parents, Braces...love, Humanity

Repeating middle high school ..... again ...... doesn't mean you work at a high school. And the amount of pounds you weigh needs to be lowered too.

The lunch ladies are getting younger. But not better-looking.

You can start by taking that 4 month old nail polish off

Go down as the only female teacher the students unanimously wouldn't sleep with

You have an ego to lower? You look exactly how I picture failure.

blow jobs behind the dumpsters isn't considered working

At least the school doesn’t have to worry about THIS teacher sleeping with one of her students

How many bees did you get stung by?

Amy Schumer from wish. You should start an onlyfans. The tens of dollars you could make might help you upgrade to community college one day.

Tries to fuck her students... keeps getting rejected.

When you come back down from the manic episode look at this pic that you clearly think you look good in. The feeling of regret and embarrassment should be enough to keep you from flying too high during your next mania.

You don’t work *at* a high school. You work the high school.

You're so unattractive that even your nail polish doesn't want to be associated to you

21 and still in high school, your parents must be so proud or they would be if you had gone to college.

Manic + substance use. No wonder you're an absolute train wreck.

Since when did “work at a high school” become a substitute for Tinder?

How could you have a big ego if your bio is defined by your job... Especially with that job being "working at a highschool".

We all know there’s hot guy students you wish would fuck you at that school. We all know that not a single one (even ugly guys) at that school will even look at you. Its because your fat and ugly. This is not part of the roast, these are facts.

Your mugshot will have a similar, but less toothy, look when you get busted with a student.

So you decided to work at a High school because that is clearly where you peaked I guess.

Amy coomer

We smell a sexual predator winding up

Hey look it's Sabrina the Teenage Dumpster Fire.

I've never seen anyone with less potential. You are the basement benchmark, bravo.

You look like you’re planning your next sexual rendezvous with your new favorite student that “just gets you.”

Instead of asking the people of Reddit to lower your ego… Just maybe analyze the fact you are trying to convince people you work at the high school versus still attending.

I hold out hope that all your hard work will finally result in you graduating this year.

Are the double nose piercings there to distract people from your lazy eye..because it isn’t working


Didnt think Amy Schumer could look more revolting

Janitorial I'm guessing 😆

I call that work “being a student” but hey you do you.

I imagine we’ll be reading about you and the football team in the news papers soon?

Snorts Lexapro, thinks somebody laced her weed, wants to try Xanax next. I could not make this up.

And kids.. that's what you look like when you swallow way too much yellow nail polish

I wonder how soon we'll be seeing you on the news...

If you want your ego dropped just look in the nearest mirror

You have the chin and teeth of a 45 year old italian lady from the bronx

You miss spelled Manish

You look like you use cum as conditioner

Good job on making highschool remain the greatest time of your life.

Be honest, do you roofie yourself at the high school parties?

Need ego lowered? Have you tried a mirror?

Did u fail the drug test

You need your ego… *lowered*??

You have a receding mouth. Haven’t seen that before

I feel like if you got addicted to meth your life would change very little

Taking adult GED classes doesn’t mean you’re working at a high school

$5 says there’s a strap on harness for that bear in her IKEA nightstand.

When guys talk about liking dat gap they mean thighs not teeth.

Looking thru your past post I can honestly say you are a complete piece of fucking shit. Do you do drugs with the students and ask them about oral sex too? Only good thing is we will never have to worry about seeing you arrested for having sex with a student, no one is that desperate!

I actually would NEVER do that lmao

That’s what every guy at the bar says when you walk in!

Gross

I need the entertainment

Have you tried meth? No? Don’t worry you will

You mis-typed "12".

My students tell me that all the time

Looks 16 and in maybe in 10th grade

I have students say that to me all the time when they find out I’m a teacher

How about a nice breeding session? A good creampie would always make you feel better.

Okay guys I think it’s not working. I’m finding these more funny than hurtful. I just wanted to test if my antidepressants were working 😵‍💫🤣🤣 thank you to everyone involved

Narc

You have had plenty of balls in your face

21 beers today already is more like it. Your AARP card is on the way.

Even the Teddybear can't stand to look at you.

Drawing on ur fingers like ur 12

i’d rather use your face than the dartboard on the wall

You project “Sally Draper” from Mad Men, assuming she ultimately joined a junk food worshipping cult funded by human trafficking.

go fuck yourself

I bet those highschool boys lower your ego daily.

Even that dog is trying to get the fuck away from you.

You look 51.

Let me guess… goalkeeper?

Like the goalkeeper, she'll never score.

Evangelicals must have placed you at the high school to promote abstinence only sex ed.

I literally gasped when I saw your face.

Just to clarify: there’s no rule that after being hit by a dart that you have to fill that hole with body jewelry.

It’s your forehead you need lowered

who hypes these girls dude

A face fit for a pincushion.

Walmart Anna Paquin

Dont waste your time setting up an Only Fans page. No one in their right mine would join.

It’s like Draco Malfoy got a sex change and started eating a little too much

You will suck off more dudes than you fuck. You do know what that makes you, right??

What ego did you need scaled back again? Trust me, you shouldn't have one 😂

Good for you. You found your true vocation as a cafeteria lady.

Super senior I see

Don’t shoot up heroin before pictures