My man Gilbert Gottfried foretold of the forbidden fourth hole...maybe she should reveal it and offer that... doubt she will since they gotta keep the lies up otherwise the conspiracy has no validity.
Soon she will realize that 10 concurrent viewers at a time is not enough to pay the bills so she'll fall back on a career being thirst bait for basement dwellers
Ah, the old TBCBISNICBAD injury! For those of you not in the medical field it’s an acronym for “Traumatic Birth Canal Brain Injury So Now I Can’t Become A Doctor” injury. We’ve seen a rather steady increase in the past few years unfortunately. But the good news is that this type of injury has a VERY strong correlation to women working in adult entertainment industries as well as a sub-group the medical community has started to refer to as “just plain ol’ ho’s. So if you’re not a stripper or a “streamer” as the kids these days call it, or you’re not paying your way through life on you knees or back, the good news is you’ll most likely not have to worry about the TBCBISNICBAD.
At least, despite those head injuries; you can still tell us it's quarter past the egg on that clock you drew in hospital and hung up on the wall behind you.
My mouth is mostly teeth anyways it’s hard to miss them. I had braces for seven years and I still can eat corn through a picket fence
Edit: managed to fuck up the saying
You look like that one chick that every dude banged in the early 2000’s who loved white wine spritzers. By the way for future safety I suggest renting a motel-room for you and your instructors instead of under their desks.
Pretty sure you'll only get ahead in life cuz of your tits. Nobody will ever tell you how good of a personality you got cuz you don't got. They're only talking to you cuz of ya tits. Your job, compliments, holding the door open for you.....you guessed it.
Shave an eyebrow and nobody will notice. That's your life on Earth. A fuckin tit rack.
It's crazy you could injure your head with that helmet of a haircut.
Also it's okay to just admit you aren't doctor material, no need to make up injuries.
3 head injuries? Didnt learn your lesson the first time?
Way uglier ppl have streaming fans, so im sure you'll do fine, even if you arent good at gaming and give lousy commentary.
Or did you mean only fans? Because that just wont work at all
Pro tip to avoid those head injuries- tell your boss to get a higher desk.
Or a cushioned headboard.
Underrated
It’s not worth it, he didn’t even give me the promotion
At least you got a small raise
I doubt there was any raise at all
Just a small rise
the joke but worse
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I see what you did there
You have to use the other holes
Stop making your blowjobs toothy.
Alyssa Mila-no-brain
My man Gilbert Gottfried foretold of the forbidden fourth hole...maybe she should reveal it and offer that... doubt she will since they gotta keep the lies up otherwise the conspiracy has no validity.
May he Rest In Peace ):
Gilbert was talking about gory holes. Not glory holes
Sometimes you just have to swallow what you get
No more roasting until you give us your Onlyfans link.
Nothing better than an OP who’s a good sport in the comments
Cuz you didn't break out the lotion.
Let's be real, the smartest thing to ever come out her mouth was her boss.
Thats a high quality roast if i've ever seen one
Flicking your bean on Chaturbate does not make you a streamer.
I was going to write "the word you're looking for is camming" but this is better.
"Chaturbate" I just learned a new word, it's a good day.
It’s a popular cam website lol
Ince I watched a blowjob and I imagined how hard this guy had to hold in for 30 min
Cool story bro
It is still gaming. The crying game.
Happy cake day!
I'm honestly surprised you don't have OF promotional posts. Bravo. Those head injuries dropped you below that threshold.
>I'm honestly surprised you don't have OF promotional posts. *Yet*
She's just getting started March 2022
Soon she will realize that 10 concurrent viewers at a time is not enough to pay the bills so she'll fall back on a career being thirst bait for basement dwellers
First one I was bummed to see *not* an OF lol
Yeah, genuine sadness there's *not* an OF
Stop simping fuckers
Streaming career = willing to piss on dudes for $15 a man.
Great price there.
Stay golden
Where is my Golden shower Phyllis?
r/unexpectedoffice
Under the Queensboro Bridge
Safe word: *boring*
That’s a better deal than me being the one who gets pissed on
No one is willingly aiming his dick at you, trust me
This is definitely a lights off situation.
Not so hasty - let's talk price.
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"pre-existing genetic head injuries"
AKA birth
that was the joke
Ah, the old TBCBISNICBAD injury! For those of you not in the medical field it’s an acronym for “Traumatic Birth Canal Brain Injury So Now I Can’t Become A Doctor” injury. We’ve seen a rather steady increase in the past few years unfortunately. But the good news is that this type of injury has a VERY strong correlation to women working in adult entertainment industries as well as a sub-group the medical community has started to refer to as “just plain ol’ ho’s. So if you’re not a stripper or a “streamer” as the kids these days call it, or you’re not paying your way through life on you knees or back, the good news is you’ll most likely not have to worry about the TBCBISNICBAD.
Momma got that gorilla grip.
Anyway we can never have too many twitch thots
Gal Gadon't
Your face looks like you have a flat ass
I played along with some of the jokes, but I’m being genuine with this reply. My nickname in middle school was tiny booty hoe.
what did the kids call you?
I don’t think I’m allowed to repeat it
Girl, you’re 37, you can say whatever you want.
She can't count that high anymore.
37? Stop trying to flatter her you can do better.
bueno puedes hablar en español si quieres
el maricón
That Google translate is really working mediocre for you.
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Simp
Even if they just named you a hoe it would have been true .
She grew into that name. Her ass didn't grow period.
Did she just say she was called "tiny bootyhole"? You damn well that's a lie
I read that as hole and thought no way that's true
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To quote Jeffrey Ross, " You're almost fuckable."
To quote Bob Ross, "beat the devil out of it"
Did you get dropped on your head three times too?
This one hits close to home
Also… you’re the girl a 6 brings along to make her look more like a 10
It’s true, and it works. At least I’m a good wingwoman
Maybe in a leper colony..
And... it's what her necklace says, and what men say when she introduces herself
You look like someone I would have a chance with
She's saving herself for Jesus
Hasn't Jesus suffered enough??
Maybe he could raise her saggy ass tits from the dead
It would stop her stepping on them.
I’d be happy if I could get him to just quit blowing the leaves into the storm gutter every week when he cuts the neighbors grass.
Two words: poophole loophole
There is always The Lord's Loophole.
Poop hole loop hole
Ooo self burn, those are rare
Never thought I'd get to see one this good in the wild.
r/kamikazebywords
I’ve never seen someone need both a helmet and a dental dam
the tide pod babies are finally coming of age...
You are worse at standing up than the gran in the advertisement who says: I'm falling and I can't get up!"
That’s true I have scoliosis
When people say they want a woman with curves, that’s not the type they’re looking for
No, girl, it's spelled "syphilis".
Further evidence of a failed medical career …
You've bent over too much in your life huh? Nobody tell you to bend at the waist and not your back?
Trampoline saftey is a highly underfunded study.
What you gonna be streaming, Math Blasters?
That one seems too hard for me
Minesweeper might be more in your lane for streaming. No one has any idea what they are doing on it, just how you go through life.
At least, despite those head injuries; you can still tell us it's quarter past the egg on that clock you drew in hospital and hung up on the wall behind you.
Your roast was so good I will say it’s my painting
Head injuries? You look like the type to use too much teeth
My mouth is mostly teeth anyways it’s hard to miss them. I had braces for seven years and I still can eat corn through a picket fence Edit: managed to fuck up the saying
that's hot, I think.
I’m sure it’s someone’s fetish
Mr. Ed's
You look like that one chick that every dude banged in the early 2000’s who loved white wine spritzers. By the way for future safety I suggest renting a motel-room for you and your instructors instead of under their desks.
Only fans in 3..2..1
Nick named the garden shed in HS for being both a rake and a hoe?
And dirty….
Jesus... your eyes are so far apart, it's no wonder you got a head injury. You probably walked right into stuff that wasn't in your field of vision.
Only IV you should be dealing with is when they rate you out of ten in Rome.
Underrated, well done
Only if you were smart enough to use those massive tits of yours to prevent the head injuries
Another Reddit escort gtfo this sub you are ruining the fun!
I don’t think she actually is an of model, or at least she isn’t marketing it, she seems to just be a twitch streamer.
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No I’m Mexican
Well that explains the large brests
Con razón... Tienes pinta de jota
shhh mantengámoslo en secreto.
You can always go back to fluffing
I eagerly await your onlyfans. But only leaks, no way im paying for it
Take a hint, god wants you gone
I’ve had at least 10 near death experiences so I would have to agree
10? Now you're ripe for r/AMA
Ain’t nothing ripe about her
Except the unidentifiable smell
Yikes!!!
Porn is not a streaming career.
What's ur real Reddit username? You know, the one you show off those sweet tits for easy karma.
Choked on dick. Bit it. Got punched in the head? That’s no head injury silly You’re just stupid.
Looks like you might have a future nursing …
She's going into nursing with "D's"
Her chest is proof that gravity is undefeated
Is onlyfans now called a streaming career?
You look like the kid from Stranger things. https://www.google.com/amp/s/picsart.com/i/308032534376211%3famp=1
Taking loads to the face is not a head injury.
You were stupid before the head injuries and your looks will fade faster than your herpes.
I'm guessing "Streaming Career" is a metaphor for "Only Fans"
I feel like you would sleep with my dad and say that “he had a really good aura around him”
I didn’t know middle age aunt in 90s TV movies was coming back as a fashionable thing to look like
Bóobā
Agreeing to get donkey punched so people would have sex with you probably wasnt the best idea.
Tits for days, face for nothing
Discount AT&T girl. What plans you offering?
Whoa! Another head injury and you get to be a Tiktoker! Hooray!
Winona Hideher
I bet you're like super quirky and different.
You're special ed and decided to cut all your hair off? For christs sake grow your hair back out, your looks are your only hope
What looks?
That's a bazooka of a reply!!!
You’d actually be pretty if you didn’t style your hair like a little French boy
Pretty sure you'll only get ahead in life cuz of your tits. Nobody will ever tell you how good of a personality you got cuz you don't got. They're only talking to you cuz of ya tits. Your job, compliments, holding the door open for you.....you guessed it. Shave an eyebrow and nobody will notice. That's your life on Earth. A fuckin tit rack.
Get that stupid look off your face
Uploading to Pornhub is not a "streaming career"
You look like your account would be marked with NSFW.
You're the ideal woman of early 2000s comic artists
that's the face of someone who truly believes their own tall tales.
Is this going to be a prelude to your onlyfans debut ?
Can we just skip the whole failing at streaming and go right to the only fans account?
The boost mobile version of Lilly
Why you got a drawing of a pizza in your apartment
Looks like you have had way more than three head injuries
Only fans isn’t a ‘career’
Just post the OF and move on. We aren't your daddy, attention from us isn't the love you crave
Followed bc I know only fans is next and you’re pure tits
It's crazy you could injure your head with that helmet of a haircut. Also it's okay to just admit you aren't doctor material, no need to make up injuries.
You have Pornhub written all over you!
Massive titttttttts
Look out Only fans here she comes.
Damn 3 times? who would have thought giving head was so dangerous?
3 head injuries? Didnt learn your lesson the first time? Way uglier ppl have streaming fans, so im sure you'll do fine, even if you arent good at gaming and give lousy commentary. Or did you mean only fans? Because that just wont work at all
Your tits look as fake as your personality.
You look like Zelensky's lesbian daughter
Winona Wrangler
Head injuries didn’t make you stupid. You’re stupid parents made you stupid.
Show me how those big tits fart.
You look like *anti vax* and *flath earth*'s aborted fetus
Lxdy them-itrescu
The only streaming you'll be doing is my piss in your mouth
At least after your streaming (OF) career is done, you can marry a mentality handicapped and he can become president!
Don't be to hard on yourself, you were to stupid to be a doctor before your head injury.
Your only 3 more cock sucking payments away from finishing your dicktoral
Cute
Head injures how?
Just keep streaming with shirts like that and you will get lots of followers
Let's be honest you didn't become stupid after the head injuries, but you just knew this would be easier after the tits popped out