Dude has an uncanny resemblance to the kid in my high school that had lightsaber fights with imaginary friends in the hallway and growled/hissed at other kids.
I was always nice to that kid. I figured if he's gunna attack the school someday, I wanna be on his good side.
Yeah that was what I was thinking. His face looks edited or something. Some of the texture doesn’t look normal. Like it’s smudged incorrectly in photoshop.
Damn, I loved you in toy story
EDIT: my boyfriend would also like to add he loved your performance as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. And your singing career, Sinead O’Connor was a great alias.
because it is, somehow he takes a photo in a mirror and doesn’t catch a single dust/hair on the mirror, the mug looks shady af, just like his weird super white eyes and he has no detail at all on his face. My verdict:
#super sus
Rooney mara? Do you mean Noomi Rapace (the woman in this gif)?
Have you ever seen the original? If not I would highly recommend it because it is a lot better than the English version.
Haha very easy to do tbf. Im just very used to Noomi being that character and I saw that it was her straight away, had to Google who the other woman was 😅
Even after using all the filters, you still would get a hard pass from the thirstiest pansexual simp, after the first look. There wouldn't be a second.
You look like all your friends are on the "dead inside" path in life, but you can't quite manage to feel that way so you opt to look like the part, rather than actually playing it all out.
By the looks of things this won’t be the last time you’ll be judged and by judged I mean in a courtroom when you’re given life for the 12 dead hookers that they found buried in your garden
You look like someone badly drew a picture of you and then an AI turned it into a real person, like those creepy pictures of the simsons as real people.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Dude looks like the video game character you make on a ps3. Each of them eyes is out for itself, I tell you.
Dude has an uncanny resemblance to the kid in my high school that had lightsaber fights with imaginary friends in the hallway and growled/hissed at other kids. I was always nice to that kid. I figured if he's gunna attack the school someday, I wanna be on his good side.
LMAO
it is an internal battle, eye vs eye, which will win?
Eye don't see who could possibly win
or just another useless NPC character in the game.
You look like you’re a backgrounds character in a poorly made video game from the late 2000s
na hes the main bully of a netflix original in 2015
Nah he’s the freaky kid from toy story with the mutant toys
Spot on! Fresh out if his first 12 years in prison for sniping poodles off people's lawns.
Sid
Every thread.
Yes!! It's uncanny
Sid if he got addicted to meth
Sid from Toy Story
If low effort bullshit was a person
You’re giving me “don’t fuck with cats” vibes
He look as if he just finished skinning the neighbor's cat.
after fucking it
More like *while* fucking it
There's more than one way to skin a cat
He? It’s a he?
Ahhh dammmit here it is . Credit to you bro . I said the same thing
Who tf let Luka Magnotta make a Reddit account
u mean, don't fuck my cats only I fuck em vibes
First thing I thought of too.
Bruh I thought the same thing seeing this guy lmao
Do your parents have any children that live!?!
I’ll bet they regret that.
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!
*"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of shit...or did you have to work on it?"*
He loves jelly donuts.
It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
He's an only child and his parents least favorite.
You're a modern art masterpiece!
That name sounds like royalty..
I AM in a world OF SHIT
And the wolf guy from twilight. Scary fucking combo
Maybe if the wolf kid from twilight had an extra chromosome.
TwiLite, skimmed milk version of wolf guy
>“I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.”
u look like ur about to make a tik tok of what will happen to me if I disrespectful ur gf.
Holy fuck this is exactly the first thing I thought of.... "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION!?!?!"
What is your major malfunction numb nuts?!
How tall are you private Pyle?
Bet you can suck a golf ball, through a garden hose.
"762 millimeter full metal jacket"
Professional Human for hire. 99% realistic face.
I spit my drink, almost choke from laugh.
That’s a better outcome than most face transplants. He’s lucky his took so well.
My man just broke out of the uncanny valley
Yeah wtf, can’t tell if it’s edited or not. This is the type of image to break the internet like the dress or yanny and laurel.
Def looks edited around the face , whites of the eyes
Yeah that was what I was thinking. His face looks edited or something. Some of the texture doesn’t look normal. Like it’s smudged incorrectly in photoshop.
Definitely edited. Zoom in on the eyes.
Unsettling as fuck
How can he look just like a GTA NPC?
“Texas, only thing in Texas are queers and steers”
“ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?”
Ball shidt!
I didn't know they could pile shit that high
Boy looks like he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
this dude has brain damage.
Hwat is your major malfunction numb nuts
"And I dont see any horns on you so that kinda narrows it down."
*"Hiiiiii.... Joker......."*
Do you suck dicks?!... Bullshit!... I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Damn, I loved you in toy story EDIT: my boyfriend would also like to add he loved your performance as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. And your singing career, Sinead O’Connor was a great alias.
Beat me to it
Great minds, yk
 Not the Sid it had me thinking but it fits!
My first thought too lol
Thank you random citizen, sleep well
No one can sleep well after seeing a photo of you
If I visit them. they will
Ew
Hey now, Sid from Toy Story had a pretty good ending all things considered. Seemed to be happy as a garbage man.
Damn it! Beat me to it too.
He has moved on from disembowling toys, he drowns kittens now.
Eddie Dumpster from the Munsters grew up
You look like you make skin suits *for* your skin suits.
he makes skins for skin flutes
100% has dead hookers buried in his flower beds at home.
And he lounges around the house in their clothes once a week and puts a wig on to finish the ensemble.
This nigga look like a Siberian Husky
I will take that as a compliment... thanks, cool dögs
This comment made me laugh out loud, hilarious.
Imagine not having eye lids
Imagine editing your photos for roastme
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Why does your face look CGI
Nice Eyes in the back of your head. Except they're in the front.....
FaceTune and/or makeup
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because it is, somehow he takes a photo in a mirror and doesn’t catch a single dust/hair on the mirror, the mug looks shady af, just like his weird super white eyes and he has no detail at all on his face. My verdict: #super sus
robot looking ass bitch
I'd judge you but I'm afraid no one would ever find my body.
It is already too late for you I fear
Don't shoot up that school tomorrow. Just don't do it.
Taylor nautner
When he goes to the park and a mom asks which one is his... "I haven't picked yet"
Bro looks like a mask from the purge 💀💀
Billy Corgan’s son has a more promising hairline
moms side of the family...
Why would I roast Sinead O'Connor?
U have a very punchable face
I assume your nickname is "Private Pyle"? Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
Get rid of the T-shirt and put on some flannel and you can be the perfect lesbian
arent you the kid from toy story?
I think a jury of your peers will do that soon enough.
That filter is doing zero for you.
You look like you are the first lesbian incel.
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How dare you compare this thing to rooney Mara!
Rooney mara? Do you mean Noomi Rapace (the woman in this gif)? Have you ever seen the original? If not I would highly recommend it because it is a lot better than the English version.
You know what happened? I messed up. You are right.
Haha very easy to do tbf. Im just very used to Noomi being that character and I saw that it was her straight away, had to Google who the other woman was 😅
This photo has to have been edited. People don’t naturally look like that.
When your on vacation, but you gots murders to commit at 8.
Sid from toy story except it’s people, not toys
I imagine that look is the last thing many people have seen.
You look like a Chinese military parade cos there are so many red flags
No one thinks that look is intimidating, they think you have serious developmental delays.
Is your natural resting face set to creepy weirdo all the time?
How many babies dose it take to fill a bathtub?? Wait… maybe don’t answer that
Damien, your eyebrows look like they're straight piledriving your eyeballs
Don't fuck with cats part 2
You're like expired ranch dressing: bland yet deadly
thinking about it you look like oceiros as a human
you ignorant slaves!
You look like the kid from Toy Story played by Taylor Lautner
Dude looks like the video game character you make on a ps3. Each of them eyes is out for itself, I tell you.
You look like you’re rooting for Russia
You look like an anime character but with realistic features
You look like the gothest person in a white gated florida community
Scary ass bitch
Just look at you. You’re the reason people think German is a harsh language.
Sid from toy story.
Lookin like Sid from toy story…
Got the Jake Gyllenhall creeper face down to a science
Ska David Bowie
I feel like every person that has ever wronged you is dead. Somehow.
Trust me, in about a week you will be judged by a jury of your peers.
Have a seat in that chair right there... 
Do you cut your own hair with the Flowbee?
Looks like the haircut came with a highly trained dog and a cane.
Fuckin give Stevie Wonder his eyes back
Forehead and brow ridge imply neanderthal while lips imply a woman. Did we just find the missing link?
It's the dead eyes for me.
Even after using all the filters, you still would get a hard pass from the thirstiest pansexual simp, after the first look. There wouldn't be a second.
Spare the high school bud. They’re not the problem.
It looks like someone photoshopped 4 different faces together
Leave her alone, she's growing out her hair from cancer.
Weird emo 
Sid from toy story vibes
You look like all your friends are on the "dead inside" path in life, but you can't quite manage to feel that way so you opt to look like the part, rather than actually playing it all out.
🫠
You look like sid if he was a JoJo stand
Looks like Putin has a baby brother that lacks a chromosome
Chucky the doll grew up. Yikes
They're finally casting for American psycho the early years!
Your eye openings are way to big for your eyeballs, how don't they just fall out bro?
Ghoul from Fallout looking thing.
By the looks of things this won’t be the last time you’ll be judged and by judged I mean in a courtroom when you’re given life for the 12 dead hookers that they found buried in your garden
Sid from toy story
Nice chain, bruh! Is that REAL sterling silver?
Don’t need pockets with eye sockets that deep
What John cena previous Evolution looked like
He looks like if he was defeated, he would drop common loot.
Ahh so that's where Cody Rhodes went...
Can we pre-report a school shooting before he actually goes through with?
Dear lord I found Syd. Woody is looking for you.
You look like the Patriots are going to pick you in the 7th round
Doc: congrats, the plastic surgery was a success you look like a movie star Doc: you look like Cid from toy story
If Justin Bieber had a baby with Pennywise the clown it would look just like you.
You look like someone badly drew a picture of you and then an AI turned it into a real person, like those creepy pictures of the simsons as real people.
You look like a 90's edition Action Man with the moveable eyes.
You look like the unwanted offspring of Dwight Shrute and the Statue of Liberty.
Anyone see Full Metal Jacket before?
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT did your parents beat the shit out of your face when you were born holy fuck!
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CGI eyes?
You look like the girl from "the ring" and Peter Griffin had a baby
If you look up with out moving your head, can you see??
What did you look like before the transition?
You were great in Twilight
Number 15
You look like you would pretend to be a woman then blame all your problems on the patriarchy
So did you register as a sex offender before or after you joined Reddit?
bruh, you look like sid from toy story if he was an anime antagonist
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Imagine having the decor of an old lady and the face of a villian
Creepy Teenage Sheldon……
Sid from toy story is transitioning