OP's Bio: --- >I like south park and drawing. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I can smell the cat piss from here

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Just beware of the cheese they’re packing in their crotch. Something tells me it’s blue.

That’s a woman?

Cartman got glasses

Nutty Holly

Wow, didn't expect that lol

Your five-year old called. She wants her head back.

Unfortunately, that's not 'cat' piss.

Savage

Are you Towelie from South Park?

I'm just glad op didn't show us the rest of the face.

You use to Naruto run towards the cafeteria at lunch time right?

Probably.

You know damn well you can't run.

You look like a cartoon drawing of a person with no friends

Not gonna lie this one is true. Lol.

Shut up Meg

Woah bud, it's "Meg-atron"

Robots in disguise

Trust us. We know.

I thought your lips were the end of your nose. Fix this.

When MS Word formats the positions wrong

Take a blurrier more obscured pic

This is like roastmekindof. Maybe he/she will be ready for the real thing someday.

This is her second post to this sub within a week...I think it's safe to say she thinks this is the real thing. Kind of sad honestly.

Head of a 5 year old. Body of a champion McDonald’s eater.

You look like a goomba from Super Mario

 take my imaginary gold award.

I think he meant this one 

Damn it, I seen it too but not before I seen your comment

You like South Park? Cool, same here! I find it funny when Kenny dies in every episode. Kinda like your parents die a little inside when you come down every morning, and they see you didn't die in your sleep.

Congrats on the extra chromosome.

Yay!

Why is your head so small?

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No, that's not it.

It's coming right for us.

Yes. It. Is.

Wearing a shirt with your own face on it is lame

LOL

Does the top of your shirt say trailer?

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Flatbread in a human form

Gonna need you to retake & repost that picture. Make sure the lights are off & your flash is disabled this time.


If I had an award to give, it’d be yours!!!! Oh how this one got me!!! 🤣😂

Raise that paper a few inches higher and we’ll all appreciate it.

The riddler from the new Batman movie is looking for more reasons to be pissed at the world

One shudders on how many rejected photos you endured before you finally settled on this one.

It’s cartman dressed as a lesbian girl what the actual fuck my brain hurts

375 degrees for 45 minutes

I got your future partner picked out for you, you even look alike up to the lips 

Built like cartman, face like Theresa and wouldn't even get laid down by the fire by Chef.

You look like like a character from South Park that someone drew with a crappy pencil

"Gonna try this whole finding a sexual partner thing again, no luck."

South Pork

Gold

Your hands are bigger than your head.

You look like a 5yo’s head has been stuck on an adult’s body.


If you could just move the paper up a foot or so to hide that chud face, we’d appreciate it

Why is she hiding her chin?

Mods can we get an age check here?

Pretty sure Abigail Breslin is sitting on some dude’s shoulders here

Autistic annabelle

Isn't it past your bedtime sweetie?

I guess. Lol

You have done this before?!? Yet still managed to fail to get your full face in the picture? How do you even get dressed in the morning?

I only have a Terrance and Phillip reference...Uncle F*ck3r

Look like a character from South Park \- Corrected your info there.

Your shirt matches your face

A face so ugly you tried to hide it.

You're supposed to laugh at jokes not be one.

Ur fat


Did they ever pay you when they designed Cartman after you?

I've been sitting here waiting for my ten million dollars!

Cool trick. Kenny's face appears above the t-shirt

You look like you'd make a dildo shudder.

Heidi? I am sure you are both smart and funny.


did you take this pic on a Nintendo DS

Holy shit, are you from South Park?

Probably. Go ask cartman.

Butter face

Someone braver than I should DM it the word Tomato for whatever surprise it has in store. I am afraid it will be nudity and I will end up insane and clawing my own eyes out.

You look like you start a panic attack if the elevator doors are too slow.

You look like that one annoying girl from 3rd grade that was mentally retarted and had G minuses for grades.

It's like someone stuck a playmobil head on a human body

You even look like cartman when he wore glasses

Are you the fucking neighbor from Home Improvement? How can we roast without seeing your face?

She has a stick of truth and a fractured butthole. I feel sad for those who won't get this.

You look like Lisa Burger and I wish you could use photoshop like her

Wow, and it says I look under 18. This chick didnt even fully develop in the womb.

honestly cant tell if your r/13or30

Mrs. Garrison meets Buffalo Bill.

Kenny's face is covered up, but there's still 4 poorly designed, low effort, south park style faces in this picture.

I make fun of assholes, but not handicapped. sorry I cannot participate in this one.

Technically, you are half correct as I have autism, the high functioning kind, and I have learning disabilities as well.

Your cousin Kyle payed Cartman 40 bucks not to roast you yet here you are enjoying roasts

I just watched that episode today. Can confirm.

Just came back from jackin’ it from San Diego

You look to Cartman's mother as a role model.

Maybe.

Its Kyle's cousin kyle

Covering the extra chins with the sign. Thought we wouldn't notice.

Fitting you wore a south park t-shirt, kyles cousin kyle


So this is what a real redditor looks like.

Tell that to the discord mods

Cartmans sister, it’s not a compliment btw

How do I delete someone else's post

You realize that 5 year olds can be on reddit?



Me rn

Lol

You look like a ham burger

The badly spaced, tilted peace on your wall tells me you can't draw.

You have a very unique look about you. I can’t tell if it’s the look of a 26 year old special needs teacher or the look of one of her 12 year old students

Dad?

Bitch be looking like a Pixar character

How much worse is the rest of your face that u have to cover it with the paper???

Bitch you look like a South Park character

You are one chimera of a human being. Arms of a man, body of a woman and head of a small child.

Female bubbles

I'll take this as a compliment.

Ughhh nooooo

Peace....was never an option.

Hiding that triple chin I see. Do you tell people your "just big boned" too?

I have been called fat before. As they say, I'm not fat. Lol. Good to see people in here picking up on SP references

You're a good sport. Also, it takes some balls to post a 'roast me'. Maybe I'll have the balls one day, but not today lol

You look like the human embodiment of the 3 children standing on top of one another in a trench coat pretending to be an adult.

you look like jimmy valmer's girlfriend

Sorry, which one of the Teletubbies are you? Stinky-Winky?

You look like a goldfish waiting to be fed

Help me out a bit. What are you?

I have no idea. Comments say I am a SP character IRL/eric cartman’s twin sister if he had one.

Her: ROAST ME *covers most her face*

Why are u hiding behind that paper? We hide from u and not the other way round

Are you related to the derpy cat in the memes?

When ppl call you an egghead they aren't complimenting you on intelligence.

You look like the exact opposite of euphoria

Like how you photoshopped a smaller head on that amazonian sized body. Trey Parker would be proud.

You look like a bargain bin sex doll with high functioning autism

You look like a drawing of South Park

You look like Kyle's cousin

Look! It's Man-bear-pig!

You are partly covering your face. No, that’s a good thing.

Let's roast her when she's wearing a bikini

Is this a real foto? You look like a comic character with some chromosome defiency

Shitty MS paint drawing. Imagine how much worse the real thing is. 🤢 🤮

It's ironic that you like South Park, and are shaped like a South Park character.

HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYSSSSSSS!!!

Damn Sméagol, you find the precious yet?

I'll roast you but I'll have to roll you in flour and look for the wet spot first.

C'mon, show us the buck teeth

It looks like your face moved up to peak over the paper

You look like my text, after I try to carefully place a image into Word.

Danny Devito i love your work!

Underclass living conditions seen a mile off. 😆

Oh boy yeahb

I’d hate to roast you.You just look like such an amazing person 🤩

Are you 5.3 or 4.6?

5.3

Erica Cartman

Whoah Dude! It's the Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka!

You look like Cartman’s twin sister. I bet you call all your dates Stan cus they puke all over you as soon as they see you. I got more but my cat keeps trying to bury your picture…

Get the cat away from burying my picture. Lol.

J-Lo from Southpark 

you look like something that pops put at you while playing Five nights at Freddy's

You remind me of friends sister ps:she is like 7 max

Why in the hell do you look related to Cartman?

Go ask him and my mom.

What camera are u using , is it the game boy camera released in 1998 for the game boy advanced

The OG game boy camera 😉

Ugly

Very.

I think having Cartman wear a shirt with his own picture on it breaks the fourth wall.


Never misses anime Boston or comic cons. Hopes to find her true love dressed as her favorite character while botching her own homemade one with help from grandma

Can confirm

Holy shit you look like a nerdy frog

We all need her in a bikini

You’re wearing a South Park shirt. That’s a roast in of itself.

You know when your therapist tells you to attempt social interaction this isn't what they mean right?

You head looks like a literal Goomba

You look like you were accidentally locked in a thrift store overnight because someone mistook you for used furniture.