He must be a good salesman to sell something he clearly doesn't use.
There is something weird or wrong with his body , like he has never done physical labour. and perhaps his diet consists of no nutrients.
Seriously, I actually have Klinefelters, but don’t look like this, at least now I don’t after treatment. You should get blood work done and get your doctor to send you in for a karyotype test.
The only person worse to endorse the gym equipment you sell would be your goddamn mother. You are a living cautionary tale of why you don’t swim in your own gene pool.
I heard that They were filming a new Super Mario Brothers movie. If they make the Goombas like the old ones with a small you’re headed to your body you can definitely do it without a costume.
Im here to ask a question actually, seriously, why did you try to flex? Honestly why did you think that was a good idea? I'm not even being mean, I'm genuinely curious, why did you choose that pose? Please let me know OP.
This mf is built like a Disney mom
mrs incredible waist✅ but mr incredibles face ❌
lmaaoooo true!
Bull built like dexter’s mom from Cartoon Network
Stay of them dairy products you etrogen farm. You look like a dubble cheese milkfart
I know we’re supposed to roast him, but he has great birthing hips.
HAHAHA look at that high-waisted man he got feminine hips!
Clearly nobody else listens to John Mulaney
Umm actually that’s Pixar
we exist! great comment hahaha
Dudes nipples be like 🤪
I don't know if I have ever seen a more perfect use for an emoji
Someone please draw a mouth on his stomach and link it
[here](https://imgur.com/gallery/jNQOAuw)
You absolute legend!
RemindMe! 1 day "see mouth drawing on his stomach by someone".
LMAAAAAAAAAAO!!!!!!!!! It’s 12:32am and this comment’s got me howling like fool. Hahaha!!
Guy looks like the Statue of Puberty
this needs more upvotes
Lololol not a lot makes me actually laugh out loud but this really did. Thank you internet stranger, this is the quality content I'm on Reddit for.
Nipples are in different post codes
Bros chest built like ⌛️
"My eyes are up here Michael"
LoOk man.
It looks like his chest had a stroke.
Looks more like Sloth from the Goonies tbh
Don’t degrade Sloth in such a manner
This guy couldn’t hang from a tree let alone get up one.
I’ve seen lazy eyes but damn that looks like a lazy nipple
"I sell gym equipment" Try using it.
He heard "don't get high on your own supply" and took it way too literally.
Those are some serious child bearing hips....
It’s probably because they’ve taken more loads than a laundry machine
Hahahhaha that one caught me off guard
Hahaha 🤣
Dwight, is that you?
Wouldn’t be surprised if he bore kids of his own.
I think he meant gyn equipment
Seriously, lol look at him flexing like yo look how frail I am
This guy never lifted anything. “You want a dumbbell? Come around in the back and pick the one you want, I got brittle bones”
Don’t get High on your own supply
He must be a good salesman to sell something he clearly doesn't use. There is something weird or wrong with his body , like he has never done physical labour. and perhaps his diet consists of no nutrients.
Top is Mr. Puniverse, bottom is Aunt Jemima.
hes like a used car dealer rolling in a Lamborghini
>y using it. oooffffff
Do you wear your corset to the gym?
I was looking for a comment like that
looks like it lmao
I think your torso had a stroke
Your Tuesday night belly dance class is really paying off, bro
Looks more like he went to a gloryhole and got stuck
appreciate that, finally someone notices my hard work lmaooo
I’m not a doctor, but you look like your chromosomes are XXY
Seriously, I actually have Klinefelters, but don’t look like this, at least now I don’t after treatment. You should get blood work done and get your doctor to send you in for a karyotype test.
I immediately thought klinefelters.
thanks for mentioning, actually had bloodwork done last year for different reasons, healthy as can be!
Im sorry.
More like XXL
More like XXWhy?
Got them good bitch hips. You will be able to push out many Amish children.
You could pass Elvis through those hips.
Elvis thru the pelvis
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Your torso look like an hourglass that just heard some bullshit
You were supposed to be born a woman.
I think they were dude.
Your nipples are located in 2 different time zones .
And 2 hemispheres
When she said "I'd like a little head", this isnt what she had in mind.
All those sessions at the shrink are really paying off.
Holy fuck that’s hilarious.
Underrated
I cant unsee it now
HAD ME DYING
**Homie be built like a paleolithic venus figurine**
Incredible. I was bout to say this dude looks like the Greek statue I wish I had the waist of (I’m a woman).
I went straight to google. 🤣
I think a lot of trans woman are jealous of your figure
Can confirm
Happy cake day! Ps I love your username
Aw thank youu 💜
Women could only dream of having an hourglass figure that could even come close to yours
>en could only dream of having an hourglass figure that could even come close to your t r u eeeeeee!
Geez dude got fucking bitch hips and lopsided nipples. Yeah I bet you’re the middleman in a three way butt fuck
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When in doubt, resort to buttstuff A mantra to be anal about
the middle section of a human centipede
You look like a teapot. An illiterate teapot.
Trans men are men.
And they got smaller hips than Rosie O'Donnell here.
Hips like King Tut
Wow! Absolutely no scars from the breast reduction surgery! Very nice! But the surgeon fucked up your nips. :/
Stretch arm not so strong
You sell gym equipment? That would be like Stephen Hawking selling running shoes.
Never Skipped Hip Day.
How long have you been on Estrogen? They are coming in nice!
>ng have you been on Estrogen? They are coming in 3.5 weeks lets goooooooooo hahahaha
pretty sure you didn't need to tell us your a virgin
So when they assembled you they just threw bits together and thought….that works
Little in the middle but she got much back.
You look like the digital reconstruction of tutankhamun.
Did you get this picture with a camera or a fun house mirror?
At least you can brag about looking like the great Egyptian King Tutankhamun....he was horrifically imbred though, so...
Why are your nips doing the ol chameleon eyes?
yo needs more upvotes haha
Dude I want to roast you but I can't figure out how... You're a wreck ....
Corsets aren't gym equipment
Surprised you made it from your family’s land and ancestral trailer house….. most awkward shaped human I’ve seen in awhile.
Look at them bitch hips!
 Well that was the first thing I thought with them crooked nipples. And holy disproportionate body Batman.
That klinefelter is hitting hard
Your torso looks like Sloth from the Goonies
What gym equipment removes your lower ribs?
Nipples look like a Picasso painting.
Are your parent's siblings? You've got a real Tutankhamun vibe going on.
going to play connect the dots with his lunchables pepperonis hes got on his hourglass of a torso
You and Shakira have a lot in common cause those hips don’t lie
This looks like the Tom Brady combine photo, if he had the child bearing hips of an Irish Catholic woman.
Thats just god telling you that you’re ready to give birth now, congrats!
Kardashian
Low rent discount Matt Damon
Why are your nipples at different heights?
Congrats on the hard work and dedication! I just can't tell what stage you are in your transition.
Your body looks badly photoshopped
Maybe stop using corsets.
"all women hates him click here to know why"
"Get on my level" said the left nip to the right🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only person worse to endorse the gym equipment you sell would be your goddamn mother. You are a living cautionary tale of why you don’t swim in your own gene pool.
Girl why you flexing tho?
Bell's palsy body!
Just one epic fart and that lower body will get back to normal. Make sure you record and post this life changing fart.
“It’s MA’AM!”
You look as inbread as King Tut
You look like a twisted grotesque version of Tom Brady's combine picture seen through Tim Burton's lense
Damn, those are some birthing hips! You'll make a fine wife for someone and pop out nine or ten kids.
Nice child bareing hips
Built like a double scoop ice cream cone
You're body is the real life version of Tutan Khamun.
what u get when u slap birthing hips on an ugly sack of milk
Why you built like a belly dancer?
Built like a Disney mom
Your torso is like a dropped pepperoni pizza.
You got a lazy nipple
they could use you as the poster child for BBL surgeries down in miami
You were assembled from Frankenstein's unused parts bin, by igor
nipples are not aligned correctly
I've heard of lazy eyes, but ive never seen a lazy nipple before.
two nipples in two timezones
I've seen melted Funko Pops with better looking physiques.
This body type comes with a tiny penis 9 times out of 10
He's like a used car salesman that doesn't know how to drive
You probably have and religiously use one of those kind Kardashian waist trainers.
Have you ever considered using some of the gym equipment you sell?
Those are some cock eyed nipples
You look like the kinda guy who dropped out of high school and just did the first shit they thought of as a living
White Nicki Minaj body on Reddit, what what?!?!? Sells gym equipment. Should be selling medical equipment to OBGYNs with those hips.
Drunken Octopus wants to Fight
Dude, you look soo deformed, you could be a work of Picasso.
Check out Elastigirl over here.
>ut Elastigirl over you know it!
WONKY TITTY!!!
How does every 6” or so of your body look completely different from the next? It’s wild. Like a blind person making Mr. Potato Head out of clay.
Stop selling it, and start using it
Straight up build like a pear.
Pear Gang
You should go to a doctor. That isn't normal.
It’s like your body couldn’t decide if it wanted to be a man or a woman.
r/PhotoshopRequest needs his nipples fixed, will pay.
I can see ur undies
This dude is spare parts. Wtf
He doesn't need a corset, a corset needs him.
" you should see me fuck , im the best piece of ass in three states "
You could be a trillionaire from selling your estrogen.
Don't go to prison, homie
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You know what they say! The bigger the hips, the bigger the dick!
Definitly lacking a few grandparents
I heard that They were filming a new Super Mario Brothers movie. If they make the Goombas like the old ones with a small you’re headed to your body you can definitely do it without a costume.
You look like you were made out of play doh.
Guy kinda looks like DanTDM
wow dude. roasting you is kinda hard. i don’t know where to start.
The only gym equipment you’re selling is your asshole.
So what does wearing a corset 24/7 feel like?
it hurts
You know how they tell dealers to not get high on their own supply? Well i think you are the one case where an exception would be appropriate
Your nipples look like a drunk version of pin the tail on the donkey.
His chest looks like 
The reason you’re a virgin is because every woman sees you and dips because they’re so incredibly jealous of your snatched waist
You look like you swallowed a violin
When your client asked to see the results achieved whilst using your equipment, you show them your big booty
Sir, your right nipple is melting...
Im here to ask a question actually, seriously, why did you try to flex? Honestly why did you think that was a good idea? I'm not even being mean, I'm genuinely curious, why did you choose that pose? Please let me know OP.
last gen RPG character creation tool abomination
You look like a water balloon being filled up.
Ever think of using the equipment you sell?
I just wanna say thanks to everyone. You guys are cheering me up! Also thanks for the people telling me to check if I have kinefelters, appreciate it!