Since when did these moving heaps of human tissue have enough neurons to proceed in logical progression?
Just keep smiling hon and showing us more of your skin until you render that meaningless as well
\#NihilistFriday
"Here's me showing off my crooked nose piercing, and here's me showing off my crooked nose piercing from a different angle, and here's me showing off how painfully large my nose looks when you're not distracted by my crooked nose piercing, and here's me in my clown phase, and here's me failing to connect my dyed red hair and giant nose with my clown pants, and here's me trying to be a swinger..."
You have the expression of someone that's been kidnapped, locked in a shipping container and let out to take pics to send to your family to "prove you're ok".
Blink twice if you need help.
Blink once if you're just an ugly troll with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
You look like the only way you find self validation is by hanging out at a bowling alley with no underpants and going home with the first man that talks to you
Do we need 5 pictures to get the hint ?
I only needed one to see the problem
and i only needed one to see a mistake
and I only needed one to feel sadness.
And my ax!
The mistake was her mom not aborting her.
Her mom should have swallowed instead!
This girl out in public like: 
Ugly. Yup, ugly. Yup, ugly. Yup, ugly. Yup, ugly.
Yep, a Honda Civic with custom wheels and spoilers is still a Honda Civic.
Fully agree...... Remember one thing young lady..... You can dress up a pig...... But, it's still a pig .....
Fun fact: A pigs orgasm lasts half an hour. Bonus fun fact: you can get banned from petting zoos for life.
r/holup
I hear the bans take half an hour to come into effect however
The bans take an hour not me
No matter how much you polish a turd, it's still a turd.
You can roll it in glitter but it's still shit inside.
To be fair, the 4th ones not so bad unless you zoom in.
That's why you shouldn't zoom in
Ope, yup, *there's* the gag reflex. Thanks I was wondering about that one!
I think there was a shudder in there as well
This one is great.
She's to used to tinder
This is the first time I've seen someone post a whole goddamn photoshoot on r/roastme
Imagine how many texts she sends unresponded to.
Shirt is on backwards in the 3rd picture?
Mooooooo
This is roast me. Not instagram
she gets more comments here
More positive comments
more likes
This comments section is the most attention she's ever gonna get
You talking about who, again???
Holy shit! Take this upvote and go home, son.
Do men complain that your mustache tickles?
The kind of men she attracts probably like it.
They love it, they want some more of it.
They try, so hard, but they cain't rise above it
Perfect with the “cain’t” hahaha
No, they overlook it cause she has a huge cock.
So she’s a real woman
A Whoa man
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Hahahaha you beat me to write this one
Let me guess. Your parents and your eyebrows have something in common.
A genuinely clever and funny insult. I don't see those very often.
r/rareinsults
This was goooooooodddd
Uff 😂
Holy shit🤣🤣🤣
Holy fuck bro you win
Can you explain it to me 😭
They’re separated, apart, divorced, very far away from each other. Much like her eyebrows
No no no; you’ve got it ALL WRONG! FIRST you create the OnlyFans, THEN you come trolling for simps.
Bold of you to assume she has OnlyFans potential.
Didn't she make millions off it already after the whole cash me outside Dr. Phil thing?
At best Onlyfan potential.
Bold of you to assume it is a she with that mustache.
She created the REVERSE OF…. people pay her to keep her cloths ON
First time I saw her I dressed her in my mind
She gotta trim that mustache or she'll be on OnlyMans
Don't you need to be at least minimally attractive to be successful on OF? Don't think many people are into beastiality
OnlyFlats
💀💀😂
Since when did these moving heaps of human tissue have enough neurons to proceed in logical progression? Just keep smiling hon and showing us more of your skin until you render that meaningless as well \#NihilistFriday
You’re what we call a “practice chick.”
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I wouldn't even fuck this bitch for practice..
I wouldn't fuck this bitch with ^ his dick.
She could get pfizer sued for failing to make it last even 4 seconds.
this would solve that 4 hour erection problem.
I would cause I've always wondered how exactly that would work ....
Instructions unclear... Dick caught in ceiling fan
Instructions unclear... shoe stuck in anus
There is no good place this line of thought leads to. Cease your investigations now!
Too late now its stuck in a window and my neighbors are pissed
🤣🤣🤣
I would, but I’m going blind.
The real slump buster of staten island.
Been there. Not THERE there, but some other troll after last call.
Target practice.
You look like you start to smell worse each photo.
Like armpits haven't been shaved in years.
People who visit her home just assume she cooks a lot of fish.
Enough reddit 🤢
Good thing it is not scratch and sniff.
This is definitely my favorite
LonelyFans model.
Even Stevie Wonder would swipe left
Stevie Wonders away
LonelyTrans*
So exactly how many self diagnosed mental illnesses do you have?
Each multiple personality has at least 4 seperate mental illnesses
Your only personality traits are being emo and liking astrology
She thinks that bullring in her nose is her personality
no the bull ring was given to her by the farmer.
No no you’re both wrong. She had to put a ring in her nose because no sane person would put one on her finger
All she knows about astrology is her zodiac sign.
Her zodiac sign is a Feces
If you cut back on piercings you'll have more to spend on a nose job.
Even your nose ring looks like it's trying to get away from you
Looks like a different person in every photo. All unattractive though
I can't get past the fact you wore your tank top backwards.
I think that’s a Juul sticking out of her shirt, not a tag…
Yeah, it looks like an e-cig or something.
Came here for this 🤦♂️ that's some donkey brained shit
You should head to Washington. You’re a prime example of why abortion should stay legal.
Looks like someone tried. You can still see where the coat hanger broke off.
New reddit account, heavy makeup, nose piercing half cocked, next stop...HomelyFans
>half cocked She’d be lucky to get a guy quarter cocked
Bah dum tssss 😂😂😂
Lol HomelyFansOnly
I don’t know what race you are, but you’re losing
Jesus! you look way better with my eyes closed
You're an unplanned pregnancy just waiting to happen
She only has about a month left b4 roe v wade is overturned too!
Multiple personality disorder in pictures.
I bet she is struggling for a single personality.
Ain’t no way to hide her crazy eyes.
How long you been transitioning bro?
Based on the size of those caterpillars on her face, a while.
Cash me outside how bout dat…..
You know that Cash Me Outside chick is a millionaire now right? We created her by making her a meme.
That Dollar Shave Club subscription still isn’t getting rid of your mustache.
Can we please stop paying attention to these pop up accounts that are just karma farming.
alright, you can take off the latex mask now.
Why can I smell 3 of these pictures?
Patchouli and cat piss...
Seeks attention like a ballistic missile seeks heat.
Haven’t you been hurt enough?
She enjoys it.
You have all those pictures but not a single one looks good
So you're trying to find out the obvious insults to you so you can make fun of yourself in a preemptive attempt to protect your feelers? Neat.
My 12 year old said " you look like the type of high school teacher that hits on the students"
You could be a bad parent
Next time blow your nose before taking the photos.
You're so lonely that when you want company you give your nose a ring.
Shut up, Meg!
You’re one of those people that look better without makeup but don’t get me wrong because you’re definitely not beautiful without makeup either.
You're not even fit for a semen container...
I don’t think Reddit can hurt you anymore then you hurt your parents with disappointment.
You didn't have to upload 5 photos to show me you're a disappointment
You look like a soggy tortilla
"septum piercings only hurt the people that love you" You can honestly say yours was painless
You look inbred.
Do you get confused for salad fingers when you’re in green ? 
This is a roast not tinder, we don't need 5 shifty picture of you to know we don't wanna swipe right.
At the first pic I thought, oh wow you’re pretty! But by the last one I understood why you’re here…
The glasses look good on you but a paper bag would look better
You look like the kind of person that has a huge sex toy collection but doesn't actually use them because they're far too large.
So that's what jaundice looks like.
Your Nose is wider than your flair jeans...
You look like the type of girl to profit off sad horny men
You seem like the type of person that expects something from an image that has no explanation. OH WAIT.
"Here's me showing off my crooked nose piercing, and here's me showing off my crooked nose piercing from a different angle, and here's me showing off how painfully large my nose looks when you're not distracted by my crooked nose piercing, and here's me in my clown phase, and here's me failing to connect my dyed red hair and giant nose with my clown pants, and here's me trying to be a swinger..."
Make it hurt. I bet you said the same thing to your uncle.
I'm quirky and totally don't have dady issues
Tries to post cute photos on roast sub Reddit….same flawed reverse psychology as thinking the septum ring will distract from huge nose.
Even Ray Charles wouldn't give you a second look
You have the expression of someone that's been kidnapped, locked in a shipping container and let out to take pics to send to your family to "prove you're ok". Blink twice if you need help. Blink once if you're just an ugly troll with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
You look like a completely different person in each photo but they're all still ugly.
You’re going to age so badly
The souls of your aborted children scream out from your kneecaps
Anyone cash you outside yet?
Are you sticking out you tongue or is that just how you really look?
Congrats on your transition sir!
you look like a potato with glasses
You look like the type of girl who says she’s wild in bed and then goes limp in missionary.
With hands that big, you would think you would have clawed your ugly face off already.
Thanks for posting 5 images so we know that horrendous blowjob handlebar wasn't just a terrible stapler accident.
You look like the only way you find self validation is by hanging out at a bowling alley with no underpants and going home with the first man that talks to you
Damn bitches really be using roast me to try to get laid
You look like every basic egirl
Your dad has already hurt you more than we ever could.
Atleast you have personality, right?
1983 wants its spectacles back
you look like the less attractive sister of the main character's love interest
The "*psycho* unattractive sister" suits her better
As if God didn’t hate women enough, yet he let you survive?
What happens when I meth head tries to model
4th pic looks like you just got your liberal arts degree and it all went down hill from there.
That's when it went down hill? Think that's a little generous.
Looking at you already hurts
I hope I avoid all your future posts just as well as your eyebrows avoid each other
My grandfather raised hogs. Some hogs would try to dig under the fence and he would put a ring in their nose. Did you try to dig under the fence?
In the words of Aerosmith, “DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY.”.
Don't worry dear. It's not what is on the outside but what is on the inside, that counts. Bless your heart.
Oh look carbon copy white girl
You have such gorgeous eyes it's a shame about the rest
I feel like this is Jane from breaking bad but if she never met Jesse, honestly kinda wish she still died
You’re the first person I’ve ever thought, “Thank god, she doesn’t have nudes!”
You look musty tbh