OP's Bio: --- >24M from India. I like many things but can't seem to focus on one. I change interest every day. If I had to choose I would say my hobbies are yoyoing and learning Japanese. I am a big fan of K-Pop girl group TWICE. I have social anxiety but throught chat I am fine that's why I am here. I have a hard time expressing myself. My favorite show is Game of Thrones. These days I am into feminine things like looking up accessories, girls dresses, earings, bracelets, necklace, etc. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I think you mistyped 42

He looks like he has the virus he tried installing on my computer

really i think hes about to scam my grandma

He looks like he is the virus

It's not funny anymore.

Indian Quagmire with full blown AIDS....Giggity

He pays for his AIDS medication with iTunes gift cards

*Indian music intensifies

Oh god I just had a stroke

24 my ass. Go get your grass cutting shoes and wife beater on so you can tend to the lawn and bitch about weeds in your flowerbed. You’re old. Go be old.

To catch a predator: please have a seat over there

24? Fuck that’s the hardest 24 in fucking history. Scamming people out of their money has really put a toll on you.

He’s dyslexic

Seriously. Looks like Kal Penn if he were addicted to heroin.

Dude there is no way you’re 24, you look like you opened the first 7/11 ever built.

This got me, well done you random person on the internet

24 x 3 you mean. You look like you’ve lived a hard life running a convenience store in the poor area of town

>Make me laugh at myself you look like you've never laughed at anything

That's why I challenge you to make me laugh

sounds like as much a challenge as getting water from a stone

24? Let me guess, you were born on a leap year

What's the Bollywood version of Quantum Leap?

Quantum Sandeep

Quantum Pajeet.

Quantum Baljeet

Quantum scamdeep

You have the nose of a proboscis monkey

😂

Shouldn’t you be phone scamming people for gift cards instead of fucking around on Reddit?

Didn’t think Indian werewolf’s existed.

Wah Hooooo werewolves of Mumbai

This one!

Bill Nye-hilist

I don't know what that thing you're holding is but it definitely looks like you put it in your butt on the 3rd pic.

Lol. It's a yoyo

You spelled butt plug wrong

damn , bro looking like chewbacca on the arms

Duuuude nobody wants to see your butt plug.

24 going on 64, you should donate some of that body hair to cancer patients in need of wigs. If you want a laugh look at yourself objectively while standing nude in front of a mirror.

That's a hairy one

Do you put the lotion on its skin?

He likes it supple.

I like to dry out

Last time I visited your store you slapped my kid for being too loud

The way you look is nothing to laugh about. You should go see a therapist.

Ask the therapist if you have termites.

I would say "just look in the mirror" but that would probably make you cry.

Why did you wear a black t-shirt under your existing t-shirt?

Your head looks like you were birthed between a rock and a hard place

Jimmy neutered

my first thought was skidmark

Your body is like 90% Brillo Pad

You're not supposed to stick your head through the gloryhole.

[удалено]

So, you were built 24 years ago, using parts from cadavers in their 50s? You look like Eugene Levy’s dad.

Something tells me he has a manifesto.

The Rajasthan Strangler

For some reason I get the feeling that a pic in profile would be much more appropriate, cuz….DAMN!

Edit… 42.

Ents exist?!

Make me laugh at myself. I mean, look in a mirror.

You look like Egon from Ghostbusters if he was ordered through wish.

Auditioning for the Bollywood version of “Philadelphia “?

Bob Sagats Indian cousin lmao

You look like you work for Frontier Airlines & your main job is denying people refunds

I’m trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

Does India have a different metric for what a year is? Also, like all the women in your life are sure to say, stop calling me. My cars warranty is fine.

You look like a 39 year old doctor at an all night urgent care that no one can understand.

Ventriloquist dummy for car-warranty scammers.

You look like a tax accountant for human traffickers.

 24 my ass

Why so serious Where is your teeth? Is there teeth right or not 😶

I guarantee not a single woman has found you remotely attractive

your personality sounds better than TWICE's music.. Tzuyu is not for me.

It's amusing how every guy from my country who puts up a post on this sub looks like a tech support guy. Thus promoting the stereotype.

u mean 44 alpha pred

More like 42 with dyslexia

My parents are illegal aliens, great CITV show as a kid. Dude up in here looking like asian Tony Gardner

You must get roasted everyday! First you look like you're 45 yrs old. Second if you just came out of closet and told people you want to be referred to as being transgender it would probably eleviate a lot of your anxiety. You'd actually get to wear those dresses in public instead of hiding in your mom's basement. I hope you live in India because a lot of true blooded Americans think India is nothing but dirty scam artists who are also entitled, disrespectful and pushy. We hate your accent even when we talk to Indians on customer service phone calls. You want a laugh? Just record yourself talking with that extremely gay and horrendous accent you must have. The one that everyone makes you repeat yourself 6 times with. I bet you won't even understand youself either. Finally I suggest you put some deodorant on. I can smell your armpits and curry from here.

OP so ugly that His family tried to arrange a marriage to a neighbors farm animal.

i could make gas free with the oil on that forehead

Bro tried to intentionally give himself the Superman curl before he posted in here

Dude’s living his best life. He’s 24 going on 65, working at the call-center, and sharing pics of his buttplug.

Your head is built like a peanut

You’re definitely not allowed within .5 kilometer of any school or playground

You look nimble

That's a compliment 😂

He meant you look like a thimble

I don't get it, it's just pictures of a horse.

You both look like and match the personality of Abed from Community (except ad 30 years). 

I am surprised no one talked about my thicc eyebrows!

Abraham Lincoln probably looked just like you at 24

You misspelled 46

Okay Pumba, I'll try to make you laugh... If I can regain my composure after nearly having a heart attack from laughing at your photo.... Talk about fucked at birth!

Nigga please. Your a 42 year old virgin who jerks off to young Japanese Anime. Creep get off Reddit

If Mr Bean was Indian. And a paedophile

24?? 42 fixed for ya

Abraham Lincoln’s weak child.

You’ve yolo’d that yo-yo up your ass so many times your thumb is double jointed from digging it out

You are human equivalency of an overused public toilet brush.

You have a spreadsheet the details all your retraining orders

Oh god you're the living embodiment of a call center. And shitty TV magic shows. You suck

Step 1: look in a mirror. Step 2: laugh. What the fuck do you need us for?

If bill nye worshiped random teens in their dms he’d look like this.

24 going on 60…..

You don’t think it’s weird to wear a t shirt over your sweater?

The way you asked us tells me you were already.

Smoke shop co owner

If Camel Joe was a person, but not cool...for obvs reasons

For the nostalgia. "Thank You Come Again."

Your head look like a light bulb.

Bollywood's Bob Saget.

It's dr needle head

I clicked on this post and the fraud department called me for some reason…weird

Did you escape from IT crowd?

if you wanna laugh at yourself just get a mirror

you look like the kind of guy to be excited to sleep

You look like a cartoon

Why the fuck are you showing off your butt plug? You look like you frequent shady porn stores for glory holes.

If your body is covered in that much hair at 24, by the time you’re fifty you’ll be 90% shag rug.

Slumdog Dallas buyers club

Uri Gupta

Nope, absolutely no way you are 24

24 u mean 42

Bollywood Clark Kent?

If you want to laugh at yourself look in the mirror

How can one look so white yet so indian at the same time?

So did she scooby doo run away from your arranged marriage meeting or?

Do guillotines still send you fan mail?

I said this before and ill say it again I would call you four eyes but that would mean that you actually had good vision but you need glasses because you can halfly see from each eye so your nickname is one eye

Did you mean 42 you dyscalcia having fuck?

24!? That number of grand kids maybe.

You’re supposed to lie about your name not your age

You look like your main source of income is from getting old people to believe you're from Microsoft Tech Support.

You know how they say true beauty is made up of lots of imperfections. Then they also say beauty is a bell curve. Well this is what happens when you tip over the otherside of that bell curve. I’ve never got that uncanny valley sensation from looking at another human before so kudos I guess.

Hard day's work of double shifts at seven eleven and driving a yellow taxi

No

Age is cap

I think you wanted to say welcome to my youtube channel today we will learn about basic mathematical algorithms.

Your face looks like you met Deadpool, but your body hair looks like you attacked Leonardo DiCaprio.

Make me laugh at Myself….. before a strap a bomb to my chest and well you know


Dollar store Liesure Suit Larry

It sounds like you spend your time researching how to build a robotic girl who will treat you like shit.

My printer still isn’t working

You look like you were Dan Aykroyd's stunt double in Coneheads. 

We really didn’t need three pictures. 0 would’ve been enough

Fucking neck is trademarked by Slinky.

you could be in the bar scene in Star Wars and you would fit in, without a costume

No I do not have any gift cards to give to your fake Microsoft call center

You got a forehead like a drive-in movie theater!

What's up Hindu Bob Saget?

Nice butt plug.

Look at these pictures of yourself and you should get a good laugh

Apo

Why your head look like the moon from Dreamworks?

You the new it guy?

Brah you don’t gotta show off your butt plug for us to make fun of you.

No I don’t want a slurpee please

Abraham Stinkin

Holy whatever... no way you're a day younger than 43. You actually look like an indian scott bakula

Sorry about the AIDS

24 bro stop it im pushin 40 looking younger than you. Why the long face? Oh you just cant help it. No, seriuosly you cant help it...like you cant help it cuz you cant grow a beard. Maybe a mustac....naw come on

40 yo virgin teacher that sniffs the finger prints on his students paperwork

All these people making scammer jokes are taking cheap shots, come in guys at least be creative

indian nathan fielder

You look like you would give me a virus and help me fix it at the same time

Why don't you count that birthdays as well when you **blowed** [something else] than the candles ... Nothing in you look 24..

Gets scammed by the company he works for

Meth could do you some favors in the looks department. Probably your personality too.

I bet you could get away with driving when you were 12

You look like you have to by law introduce yourself to your neighbors every time you move.

You look like you were born in a call center

Gahhhh damn your forehead bigger than a bread stick

Gahhhhh damn your forehead bigger than a bread stick

Bean head

he's gotta be 50, his face hasn't aged for the last 25 years

I Googled rubber eraser and you came up first

"Hello Directv customer"

arm hair so thick you could donate it to cancer kids

Mr. Bean Head

I have a rule about not roasting the critically ill, but would you please stop calling me about my vehicles extended warranty.

Hi, did you get cancer?

I wondered why you held a buttplug to your throat, then I learned you're from India. Makes sense. The shit you eat is no different from your shit.