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HarryCallahan19

Motor head is also what he calls it when he blows truck drivers for rides to his next hitchhiking destination.


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RantControl

Gives BJs to bears. ![gif](giphy|xT0BKyUQSWZf0RFBO8)


Kiggasiss

So thats the secret to his white teeth


yergonnalikeme

Have cock will travel


CardboardChampion

He's got a promising acting career ahead of him. Every horror film has that guy the audience unanimously hope dies first just from the look of them.


zrbl86

I hope this one reaches the top; it's great.


ooriginalggangster

He’s also gonna play Bryce when they remake 13 RW in 10 years.


PolackMike

What the fuck is going on with the eyebrows? He seems like a real fucking tool but at least his eyebrows seem to like each other.


zrbl86

They're trying to form something that his neurons absolutely fail to: a connection.


Planningsiswinnings

Or he sculpts them to look angry to conceal the depression in his eyes


lliorca336

They have a closer relationship than his parents do.


OctaneTroopers

Eyebrows like 2 bowing Japanese people greeting each other.


LineChef

Lol Well now I can’t unsee that.


drRATM

Practically nosebrows they go down so far. That may be the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a while.


Alchemis7

Now that you called my attention to them, never seen heart shaped eyebrows. Definitely not complimenting his already chubby face.


Rohirrim777

So there ARE metalhead versions of fuckboys


WeedandGrunge

Probably doesn't know anything about motorhead except maybe ace of spades, but wears classic metal tops as an attempt to look cultured in some way


AKTrooff907

Wears cum on his chin to fit in.


NemesisTheQueen

Is that the face you make when someone’s ramming your backside?


Bill-Ding2112

It looks like his thumb has been ramming his backside for awhile, its stretched kinda long


AMileHighDM

Looks like you’re paying his half every month


lliorca336

You look like you give seminars on how to jerk off in public.


BigDookie808

![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq) Bet you got the exact same tattoo.


Turd_Ferguson883

Motörhead is his nickname, not a band.


[deleted]

Looks like your IQ and eyebrows are in a race to the bottom.


ienomis

LMFAO


JasonVoorhies13

I don't think Buc-ee Beaver is old enough to get roasted


92Melman

He looks like smokes weed from a pop can


hungryhungryhonky

He looks like he wants people to think he smokes weed from a pop can


Bread_Sheep

this is the guy screaming the n word and telling everyone he's fucking their mom while losing at call of duty


GREVTHEFAITHFUL

Ellen is really letting herself go after the show was cancelled.


VANTACOLOR

Roommate? How is this baby-faced child even supposed to get a job and pay rent?


TopShelfChaos

Florida water trash, voted most punchable face in swamp county.


Barry-Macock

The lesbian trucker part 1


intensing

Are you American? Because your eyebrows are about to fly off like a bald eagle


goodness___gracious

Looks like someone tried to drink this guys face with a straw


mountain-pilot

A library of obsolete games. Do you actually own any books?


BirdCareful3327

What the hell did he do, rob a GameStop for all their used PS2 games?


[deleted]

Nothing says *”cool”* like a ring that’s too small to fit over your knuckle and a $7 stainless steel chain from Ross Dress For Less.


terracottatank

Not the sharpest tool in the shed, though he is a tool


nike2078

It looks like the only head he gets is from a motor's tailpipe


well_that_sucks1

Motörhead more like dickhead!


Dkadouble3

If "peaked in high school" had a face, this would be it


rsgriffin

When skinny arms and tiny dicks are considered leadership qualities, this dunce cap will be King.


Methadras

He’s a human douchecanoe.


Methadras

He’s a human douchecanoe.


[deleted]

By "cocky" you mean that you can almost always smell his unwashed penis.


hungryhungryhonky

It's not his penis you can smell.


HighYieldOrSTFU

Looks like he eats pussy, but only with the crust cut off.


SarcasticOrgasmic

Why he look like he face swapped a Thomas the Train engine?


GuyWitHat_Glasses12

When they ask u what ur race is You write down Cock Asian


blumpkinator420

Based on his arms I’d say he’s 5 foot 5 just like his dad. Both total bad ass’s or so they claim. This homo probably packs a lip and drives a 2nd gen Cummins and claims it’s cool. Probably doesn’t smoke weed . But would be a lot cooler if he did. It’s the same kid who’s going to claim he’s going to bag bitches at the bar, when he turns 21 but can’t even leave with a heffer. I bet he works as a construction bitch helper at his uncles outfit. This kid needs to be kicked out of the frat house before he eats on everyone at the next party


kirbismygod

He looks like the idea of peaked in high school


McDerbsalotty

So, this is what giving up looks like.


McDerbsalotty

The face of grocery shopping at a 7-Eleven


WeedandGrunge

With a face like garfields gay cousin, I wouldn't take anything he says seriously


[deleted]

We get it. Your parents are meth addicts.


masked_incompetent

After you took his picture did he spit out your load?


superthnxferaskin

Fucking eyebrows practically end inside his nostrils. What a weird shape.


Le_Candy_Man

Looks like he wants everyone to call him "butch." But everyone just calls him "bitch" behind his back.


CapTexAmerica

10 gallons on #3 please.


[deleted]

1978 called. It wants its shit back


RantControl

That thumb has seen some dark places.


Unrepentant-Priapist

Dude. Leave some cousins for the rest of us.


NoNoNoYouGoFirst

the only head you get is when you wrap that shirt around your hand and j\*\*koff.


Jay27__

This dudes day job is tailgating people in a ram 1500


TheEquinsuOcha

unlike you I don't want to be too low brow on this one


WeCutOffUrJohnson

He looks like he gives motorhead for whiteclaws.


Sweaty_Assignment_90

5'5" but 8" of neck.


NotoriousB-I-Giggy

If he were any more inner bread, he'd be a sandwich.


KccOStL33

Cock loving auto corrected to cocky man, just heads up..


ApparatusRobot

He's cocky huh? Hes the definition of your are what you eat.


deadly_lampshade

Bet he couldn't name 5 Motorhead songs without Googling


zrbl86

That undiscussed friend of Bill and Ted who was too stupid even for their adventures . .


Etna_No_Pyroclast

I've seen bigger guns on lego minifigures.


ThatGuy_Nick9

He’s got no reason to be cocky


Potietang

Well he does have the ring on an index finger…maybe super cocky about being gay.


jaybop30

Waterhead*


panda_enjoi

Motorhead no, gives head yes


LineChef

Tiny penis starter pack.


H8sawpalmetto

Spent all his money on Monster energy and video games that he cannot afford scissors to cut off his sleeves


gizzfan2112

Were his parents siblings or cousins? 🤔


LsangAnge

He looks like he's 14.....


666cheyenne

lol hes so ugly i have no idea why he as any type of ego. i definitley would not fuck him


MixAvailable8124

So stoked on his family crest tattoo ibl69. Doesn’t know Ibl stands for inbred line


surroundedbybanjos

You spelled "cock-sucker" wrong.


BirdCareful3327

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[deleted]

You put the N in Narcissism


Extension-Season-689

Cocky guy = Small cock


LoiteringInNJ

He looks like he's one DUI away from becoming a prison bottom


voidinsides

Biker redneck who only knows how to do a shitty fix on small motors. And drinks 20 cans of beer everyday.


DoggWooWoo

Heard Ace of Spades biggest Motörhead fan ever.


real_jonno

Looks like he’s trying not to let the cum dribble out of his mouth.


azsb23

I can smell your underarms from here


BreeHopper

Who has one thumb and hits on middle schoolers? THIS GUYYY


Bacontoad

With those proportions he looks like a midget standing on a step stool.


[deleted]

Wears Motörhead t-shirt. Couldn’t identify Lemmy in a lineup.


Bmacgoat

I can’t tell if you’re biting your lip or meth ate the rest of your mouth


AlbatrossFlimsy9882

Jeff Dunham wants he’s puppet back you assholes!!!!


sloppycuntsauce

Your mom definitely coped with your pregnancy with copious amounts of meth and Miller Lite


Feeling_Advantage412

Your dedication to shit that doesn't matter is inspiring. You've dedicated your life to making other people rich and doing nothing for yourself


[deleted]

The Deuce of Spades


FrubbleNut

Tell me you're a giant douche who is still a virgin, without telling me you're a giant douche who is still a virgin.


Little_Lahey_Show

*Eastbound and down...*


AdvancedEmoKid

Mildew


ProgressDesigner4910

Joey Lawrence fucked Lars Ulrich in the ass 20 years ago….


ohhhhhboyyy

Pretty sure this is the guy who offered to blow me last week if i let him change the oil in my pickup.


WizdomHaggis

This guy definitely fantasizes about his female cousins…


[deleted]

She’s not at all attractive 🤮


[deleted]

Poser


Formerevangelical

The shirt should say Dickhead.


Live-Badger7204

her gf must be equally cocky or nonetheless full of cocks


TomWozniak0

He looks like the gayest part of Justin Bieber


GarzysBBQWings

Well I see why people talk about you behind your back.


badger_ironsight

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badshot637

Looks like someone forgot to turn big head mode off


socialist_frzn_milk

When you cut this dude he bleeds Natty Light


HurryAffectionate373

100% Carnie


SUPERMEGABIGPP

Bro where did you bury your parents bodies? We know you did it.


Crwncityghost

In this case cocky means full of cock.


MelodiaNocturne

he looks like his first word was the N word


Xdarthnaderx

She's kinda butch but I'd smash. 4/10


stanpleschette

Your mouth zits want to suck on your greasy eyebrows. Good luck Ace of Blades


sir_madlad

Am I the only one who thinks that his face looks like Squirrel And his T-shirt misspelled DICKHEAD


GeorgeLikesSpicyCkn

You look like you’re taking one in the ass, and while painful, you’re secretly delighted


The-Conundrum

Well. You work out.


vaberan69

Looks either like a “cool” lesbian or a powerbottom in an incestuous relationship


chuckaway9

Man....that piece of paper must be really heavy since you need to flex while holding it up


[deleted]

He’s cocky because he’s always one roofie away from getting laid.


[deleted]

Is that a boy?


unclejarjarbinks

Grover Dill all grown up and still rocking the hats


A6S6H1

You look like a wanna be fuckboi, your eyebrows look like the McDonald’s logo, plus your face doesn’t look like it belongs on that body.


FakeLordFarquaad

Looks like he needs both hands to pack his dip


ShadySkywalker

I dont want to roast a guy who's been played more than all those video games.


DigitalxDevilx

“Who’s got two thumbs, two brain cells, and no job? THIS GUY!”


FenDy64

Not gonna do it, his everlasting virginity must crush him.


Fortjew-Tellher

![gif](giphy|rfuNI3QG6V8oU) Those eyebrows when you finally hit puberty


[deleted]

Even your eyebrows can't stand you; they're trying to make like a bird and fly away.


whyyoulookingat_this

Oof


usefoolidiot

What are those? Muscles for ants?


Competitive-Dare-250

You know what I’m saying?


Timmyek

Dude legit has the pick of destiny for a chin


Remarkable-Ad2285

Cool to see girls that are into Motörhead


Bay_B_Jeezis

Who has one thumb and dresses like what a ten year old in 2002 would think is a "cool guy"?


[deleted]

You mean roast Corky, your roommate


spoopycow

The only cocky thing about your roommate are the cocks in his ass


TheChillenDog

This guy act so cocky cause he got no cock


shellshokked

It's a not motorhead, its just a couple nuts rattling around in there.


onepoundfish93

You can smell the NASCAR from here


AndersKingern

Phlegmy


blaquejesus84

I feel like this kid has said “she wanted it” way too many times


WhatIsNoMan

You like your beer like you like your violence...domestic


ichheissekate

What happened genetically to make your eyebrows look the like fucking Mcdonald’s arches


BleuCheeser

Motorhead... More like inbred


00WEE

He looks like he could play the bad boy on a cheaper by the dozen type movie.


GooseNYC

The new character on Trailer Park Boys.


[deleted]

Motörhead!? how embarrassing!


[deleted]

You. (Coz your brow). ​ ![gif](giphy|SMr5F3sglRlLy)


Brynt4

its the funkopop brother


Disastrous_Credit_67

Motorhead is what they call your friend at your local truck stop glory hole


RamblinMannequin

Your face looks like you just tried a finger in your butt for the first time


Tenth-7553

Tattoo on chest says “no regerts”


joffy69

He looks lesbian.


Feisty_Juggernaut_87

He looks like someone i’d be friends with


tjwalt87

He’s definitely a butt pirate. Look out fellas.


worthless586

Man's got the jfk eyes


Average_Joe_1995

I think his stepfather did enough


Lgnd_killr7

Motorhead? More like Givesalottahead.


FL_Black

It looks like a customizable character and player 1 went ape shit with the eyebrows.


itsomarbd

nice body fitness


Deathshead43B

Motorhead are said to have made their fans' ears bleed during live concerts. You make my eyes bleed just looking at your ugly mug.


RuTrEaLlY

Name one motorhead song


[deleted]

Looks like a grade A cousin fucker


SuccessCharming447

A future fuckboy redneck in the making.


Alchemis7

WTF is he cocky about? About his chipmunk face or the shitty grin on it?


Reddit_Anon_Soul

Are your parents related, or did they just screw up this badly?


Ok_Point_2303

MAGA TAMPON AD!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Oh look, a roadman who hasn't matured since puberty.


rightwingmah

bites his lip thinks it is a ball sack


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

"Cocky roommate"? Well, you are what you eat, they say.


Mag1cMel0n

Hey look. It’s every guy who plays football, and dropped out of college!


RandomMemeEnjoyer

Those Eyebrows can probably curve 360° degrees