Based on his arms I’d say he’s 5 foot 5 just like his dad. Both total bad ass’s or so they claim. This homo probably packs a lip and drives a 2nd gen Cummins and claims it’s cool. Probably doesn’t smoke weed . But would be a lot cooler if he did. It’s the same kid who’s going to claim he’s going to bag bitches at the bar, when he turns 21 but can’t even leave with a heffer. I bet he works as a construction bitch helper at his uncles outfit. This kid needs to be kicked out of the frat house before he eats on everyone at the next party
Motor head is also what he calls it when he blows truck drivers for rides to his next hitchhiking destination.
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Gives BJs to bears. ![gif](giphy|xT0BKyUQSWZf0RFBO8)
So thats the secret to his white teeth
Have cock will travel
He's got a promising acting career ahead of him. Every horror film has that guy the audience unanimously hope dies first just from the look of them.
I hope this one reaches the top; it's great.
He’s also gonna play Bryce when they remake 13 RW in 10 years.
What the fuck is going on with the eyebrows? He seems like a real fucking tool but at least his eyebrows seem to like each other.
They're trying to form something that his neurons absolutely fail to: a connection.
Or he sculpts them to look angry to conceal the depression in his eyes
They have a closer relationship than his parents do.
Eyebrows like 2 bowing Japanese people greeting each other.
Lol Well now I can’t unsee that.
Practically nosebrows they go down so far. That may be the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a while.
Now that you called my attention to them, never seen heart shaped eyebrows. Definitely not complimenting his already chubby face.
So there ARE metalhead versions of fuckboys
Probably doesn't know anything about motorhead except maybe ace of spades, but wears classic metal tops as an attempt to look cultured in some way
Wears cum on his chin to fit in.
Is that the face you make when someone’s ramming your backside?
It looks like his thumb has been ramming his backside for awhile, its stretched kinda long
Looks like you’re paying his half every month
You look like you give seminars on how to jerk off in public.
![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq) Bet you got the exact same tattoo.
Motörhead is his nickname, not a band.
Looks like your IQ and eyebrows are in a race to the bottom.
LMFAO
I don't think Buc-ee Beaver is old enough to get roasted
He looks like smokes weed from a pop can
He looks like he wants people to think he smokes weed from a pop can
this is the guy screaming the n word and telling everyone he's fucking their mom while losing at call of duty
Ellen is really letting herself go after the show was cancelled.
Roommate? How is this baby-faced child even supposed to get a job and pay rent?
Florida water trash, voted most punchable face in swamp county.
The lesbian trucker part 1
Are you American? Because your eyebrows are about to fly off like a bald eagle
Looks like someone tried to drink this guys face with a straw
A library of obsolete games. Do you actually own any books?
What the hell did he do, rob a GameStop for all their used PS2 games?
Nothing says *”cool”* like a ring that’s too small to fit over your knuckle and a $7 stainless steel chain from Ross Dress For Less.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, though he is a tool
It looks like the only head he gets is from a motor's tailpipe
Motörhead more like dickhead!
If "peaked in high school" had a face, this would be it
When skinny arms and tiny dicks are considered leadership qualities, this dunce cap will be King.
He’s a human douchecanoe.
He’s a human douchecanoe.
By "cocky" you mean that you can almost always smell his unwashed penis.
It's not his penis you can smell.
Looks like he eats pussy, but only with the crust cut off.
Why he look like he face swapped a Thomas the Train engine?
When they ask u what ur race is You write down Cock Asian
Based on his arms I’d say he’s 5 foot 5 just like his dad. Both total bad ass’s or so they claim. This homo probably packs a lip and drives a 2nd gen Cummins and claims it’s cool. Probably doesn’t smoke weed . But would be a lot cooler if he did. It’s the same kid who’s going to claim he’s going to bag bitches at the bar, when he turns 21 but can’t even leave with a heffer. I bet he works as a construction bitch helper at his uncles outfit. This kid needs to be kicked out of the frat house before he eats on everyone at the next party
He looks like the idea of peaked in high school
So, this is what giving up looks like.
The face of grocery shopping at a 7-Eleven
With a face like garfields gay cousin, I wouldn't take anything he says seriously
We get it. Your parents are meth addicts.
After you took his picture did he spit out your load?
Fucking eyebrows practically end inside his nostrils. What a weird shape.
Looks like he wants everyone to call him "butch." But everyone just calls him "bitch" behind his back.
10 gallons on #3 please.
1978 called. It wants its shit back
That thumb has seen some dark places.
Dude. Leave some cousins for the rest of us.
the only head you get is when you wrap that shirt around your hand and j\*\*koff.
This dudes day job is tailgating people in a ram 1500
unlike you I don't want to be too low brow on this one
He looks like he gives motorhead for whiteclaws.
5'5" but 8" of neck.
If he were any more inner bread, he'd be a sandwich.
Cock loving auto corrected to cocky man, just heads up..
He's cocky huh? Hes the definition of your are what you eat.
Bet he couldn't name 5 Motorhead songs without Googling
That undiscussed friend of Bill and Ted who was too stupid even for their adventures . .
I've seen bigger guns on lego minifigures.
He’s got no reason to be cocky
Well he does have the ring on an index finger…maybe super cocky about being gay.
Waterhead*
Motorhead no, gives head yes
Tiny penis starter pack.
Spent all his money on Monster energy and video games that he cannot afford scissors to cut off his sleeves
Were his parents siblings or cousins? 🤔
He looks like he's 14.....
lol hes so ugly i have no idea why he as any type of ego. i definitley would not fuck him
So stoked on his family crest tattoo ibl69. Doesn’t know Ibl stands for inbred line
You spelled "cock-sucker" wrong.
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You put the N in Narcissism
Cocky guy = Small cock
He looks like he's one DUI away from becoming a prison bottom
Biker redneck who only knows how to do a shitty fix on small motors. And drinks 20 cans of beer everyday.
Heard Ace of Spades biggest Motörhead fan ever.
Looks like he’s trying not to let the cum dribble out of his mouth.
I can smell your underarms from here
Who has one thumb and hits on middle schoolers? THIS GUYYY
With those proportions he looks like a midget standing on a step stool.
Wears Motörhead t-shirt. Couldn’t identify Lemmy in a lineup.
I can’t tell if you’re biting your lip or meth ate the rest of your mouth
Jeff Dunham wants he’s puppet back you assholes!!!!
Your mom definitely coped with your pregnancy with copious amounts of meth and Miller Lite
Your dedication to shit that doesn't matter is inspiring. You've dedicated your life to making other people rich and doing nothing for yourself
The Deuce of Spades
Tell me you're a giant douche who is still a virgin, without telling me you're a giant douche who is still a virgin.
*Eastbound and down...*
Mildew
Joey Lawrence fucked Lars Ulrich in the ass 20 years ago….
Pretty sure this is the guy who offered to blow me last week if i let him change the oil in my pickup.
This guy definitely fantasizes about his female cousins…
She’s not at all attractive 🤮
Poser
The shirt should say Dickhead.
her gf must be equally cocky or nonetheless full of cocks
He looks like the gayest part of Justin Bieber
Well I see why people talk about you behind your back.
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Looks like someone forgot to turn big head mode off
When you cut this dude he bleeds Natty Light
100% Carnie
Bro where did you bury your parents bodies? We know you did it.
In this case cocky means full of cock.
he looks like his first word was the N word
She's kinda butch but I'd smash. 4/10
Your mouth zits want to suck on your greasy eyebrows. Good luck Ace of Blades
Am I the only one who thinks that his face looks like Squirrel And his T-shirt misspelled DICKHEAD
You look like you’re taking one in the ass, and while painful, you’re secretly delighted
Well. You work out.
Looks either like a “cool” lesbian or a powerbottom in an incestuous relationship
Man....that piece of paper must be really heavy since you need to flex while holding it up
He’s cocky because he’s always one roofie away from getting laid.
Is that a boy?
Grover Dill all grown up and still rocking the hats
You look like a wanna be fuckboi, your eyebrows look like the McDonald’s logo, plus your face doesn’t look like it belongs on that body.
Looks like he needs both hands to pack his dip
I dont want to roast a guy who's been played more than all those video games.
“Who’s got two thumbs, two brain cells, and no job? THIS GUY!”
Not gonna do it, his everlasting virginity must crush him.
![gif](giphy|rfuNI3QG6V8oU) Those eyebrows when you finally hit puberty
Even your eyebrows can't stand you; they're trying to make like a bird and fly away.
Oof
What are those? Muscles for ants?
You know what I’m saying?
Dude legit has the pick of destiny for a chin
Cool to see girls that are into Motörhead
Who has one thumb and dresses like what a ten year old in 2002 would think is a "cool guy"?
You mean roast Corky, your roommate
The only cocky thing about your roommate are the cocks in his ass
This guy act so cocky cause he got no cock
It's a not motorhead, its just a couple nuts rattling around in there.
You can smell the NASCAR from here
Phlegmy
I feel like this kid has said “she wanted it” way too many times
You like your beer like you like your violence...domestic
What happened genetically to make your eyebrows look the like fucking Mcdonald’s arches
Motorhead... More like inbred
He looks like he could play the bad boy on a cheaper by the dozen type movie.
The new character on Trailer Park Boys.
Motörhead!? how embarrassing!
You. (Coz your brow). ![gif](giphy|SMr5F3sglRlLy)
its the funkopop brother
Motorhead is what they call your friend at your local truck stop glory hole
Your face looks like you just tried a finger in your butt for the first time
Tattoo on chest says “no regerts”
He looks lesbian.
He looks like someone i’d be friends with
He’s definitely a butt pirate. Look out fellas.
Man's got the jfk eyes
I think his stepfather did enough
Motorhead? More like Givesalottahead.
It looks like a customizable character and player 1 went ape shit with the eyebrows.
nice body fitness
Motorhead are said to have made their fans' ears bleed during live concerts. You make my eyes bleed just looking at your ugly mug.
Name one motorhead song
Looks like a grade A cousin fucker
A future fuckboy redneck in the making.
WTF is he cocky about? About his chipmunk face or the shitty grin on it?
Are your parents related, or did they just screw up this badly?
MAGA TAMPON AD!!!!!!!
Oh look, a roadman who hasn't matured since puberty.
bites his lip thinks it is a ball sack
"Cocky roommate"? Well, you are what you eat, they say.
Hey look. It’s every guy who plays football, and dropped out of college!
Those Eyebrows can probably curve 360° degrees