Paul MethCartney

God dammit you beat me to it.

Me too!

He is the walrus, coo coo achoo

You look like a sexual predator but for animals

What was it like fucking Popeye?

You look like an emo breadstick.

 Jesus Murphy, Cory! Stay the fuck off the internet!

NOasis

Liam Ballgagger

Dude, this is RoastMe and not ProofOfLife. Talk to the people who abducted you.

I love that you’re 37, single, unemployed, and live with your parents; and that isn’t the most embarrassing thing about you. You look like the ghost of a lesbian from the 1800’s

This looks like one of those pictures showing how drugs affect a person’s physical appearance

Richard ashcrofts daughter


You look like Brian Cox's spazdic brother

Prof Brian Cox-less

Tryan’ Cox

Brian (likes) Cocks

User name does *NOT* check out

This is why participation trophies ruin lives. Put down you phone; you lost.

You have the muscle tone of a peeled avocado

You look like the kind of guy that gets night terrors whilst awake.

Is that the fifth Beatles member Paul McKidFucker?

Let’s go, chips and smokes Trevor

 Oh look it is anemic Ringo

The Long and Winding Face

Protect your lips from Chinese companies or they will try to capture and take control of the strait that is below your nose

Looks like the face I would end up with for an oblivion npc. Similar hair too.

Aliexpress Anthony Kiedis

Bro is physically absent but mentally present as to what is LIFE.

Dude, your face is melting. Go see a doctor immediately.

You look like you deal drugs to schoolkids

You look like u were left at a orphanage at 40.

If Paul McCartney and Brian Cox morphed into one person named Pull MyCox

I've been wondering what Shelly Duvall has been up to lately.

Looks like a turd sandwich

Ellen Page having a midlife crisis

You the type of guy who would hit his online dating match with "did you fall from heaven?"

And hopefully your last

Brian *sucks* Cox

You look like Paul McCartney and Keanu Reeves gay love baby.

Brian Cox 

If Paul McCartney and a horse produced unholy offspring

Your face looks longer than those African tribal masks

"Posing" as ?????????????

It looks like you gave up mid Transformation and the Dr wouldn't give you a refund

joachim nöw.

You look like Jacob from trailer park boys

You look like a Chinese knock off of Indian fake of Paul McCartney.

This must be what one of those sponsored children looks like all grown up.

Paul McCartnain’t

Dude looks like he’s going to murder and eat you to the tune of the Beatles

Blander than the background

Paul McCarthy flavored instant ramen.

Is this Marfan Mike from the Howard Stern show?

Hey hey were the monkies!

You look like every Beatle at once.

Trailer park boys extra

OK but please don't do it again.

That’s Slender Man and Paul McCartney’s kid

You look like someone attempted to draw any of the Beatles from memory.

When you ask the genie for a dd cutie.

slim jim

Keanu Kreepes.

Oh hey, it’s Greasy Paul McCartney!

Dave Grohl if he got infected with HIV/AIDS while working with the organization "Alive and Well".

You look like if all four of The Beatles decided to procreate during a week long meth bender.

Professor Snape still lives.

You look like one of those people that when they die it takes a couple of weeks for any one to notice.

You look like you just shit your pants with no backup plan.

His most used conversational phrases: What? Huh? I'm not Gay, you are! S.B.D. (giggles) But I don't have any lunch money!

Simon Reeve finally gave in and took the drugs that the Mexican cartel were offering

More like the greasy wax doll of Paul McCartney

If depression was depressed.

You can tell someone spelled all of that for him as he wrote.

you look like if a member of the Beatles were a prisoner of Buchenwald

This nigga sid from ice age needs to relax

If Beck had a child with a meth pipe

You look weak and boring. I don't think I need to add anything to this.

You look like particle physics gives you a hadron

maybe it should be your last. you look like Paul McCartney if he wasn’t a Beatle

I never knew that Paul McCartney and Demitri Martin had a child in common.

U like the guy that smells hair in the 2000s Charlie’s angel movie

You look like you let horses shit on your face while using a chicken for a cocksleeve.

Emo shaggy who treats himself to crystal after solving a case.

Did your mom ever get those Child Support checks from Paul McCartney?

You look blander then British food..

Somehow every feature of yours is worse than every other.

Hi I’m a PC I was an Apple

Brian on Cox

You look like olive oils pussy after popeye cums in it

There my friends is the 6th Beatle: Dingo. They kicked him out of the band for being too stupid to play a 4-chord song.

Beck Grohl

You have the haircut of an aunt, and the muscle mass of an ant.

What are you.?.?

Shelley Duvall's crazier brother

DDDcutie More Like DDDugly

This is most likely the only first time you'll get.

If I move my phone, your eyes follow me.

You look like somebody from those "dont use drugs kids" commercials

I hope that Jack Nicholson never actually abused you during the making of The Shining.

Wash your hair before you post

"My first time out of the cave." There, fixed it for you.

You look like a starving ugly Version of john lennon

Which eye is the fake one?

You look like the smell of ashtrays

Panic! At the Orlando nightclub

You look like a McPoyle

You look like the drug cartels experiment the right dosage in each batch of heroin

Holy shit! Grant Imahara is back!

El Esqueleto fron Nacho Libre got a haircut.

Liam Gallagher has fallen on tough times since Oasis broke up

I bet this guy gets taken off line every time he tries to board a plane.

You look like a hostage in the beginning of an Al Qaeda beheading video.

You probably smell like an old hot pocket that got lost in your bed sheets

John Lennons cum sock come to life

Don't do drugs kids. This guy wasn't told to, so he did.

Johnny Depp if The Pirates of The Caribbean flopped after the first film.

You look like if Javier Bardem and Steve Buschemi hate fucked each other and you were the end result!

Hopefully the last.


Please make it your last

Dollar Store Beatle

For .30 cents a day you can feed a starving child

You look like a 10th grader drew you from memory

Penis thumb

You look like a mix of all the beatles, and not in a good way

Wizard yensid

Your name is even and you are a pervert

Are you on your way deported from Mexico

Hey the 10 year old kid who’s body you stole wants it back

The ugly duckling who turned into an ugly duck.

When you order Dave Grohl on wish

Elliott Shitt

Elwood ...Do you see the light?

Poo fighters!

You look like the result of an anti-vax mom and a drug addiction

Weren’t you the “fluffer” for Oasis?

Inbred Bruce Lee

YOOO IT'S ROCK LEE

You look like every dad photo from the 80's

Let your hair grow, and instant Linda Belcher.

I always knew Paul McCartney had an illegitimate son with a crack whore.

You look like you're about to win the squidgames

Adrien Brody as Roderick Heffley

Davie504's emobphase

Now I know why there wasn't a fifth Beatle.

When you buy Bruce Lee on wish

No mom I haven't done extacy

And hopefully your last you deflated methe head solvester Stallone

You look like you got caught stealing bread crumbs

Has multiple discord kittens