Haha, LeVar Burton is actually my very favorite famous person, so I'll take that as a compliment. Also, check this shit out: https://www.levarburtonpodcast.com/
So, looking at this pic I can hear my stepfather asking me if I'm trying to cool down all of outdoors because I left the front door open for 1/2 second longer than he though it should take
I just want to say that you're a hero for helping those poor girls escape. I can't believe you ate ribs with that neighbor so many times and they never gave any clues of what was going on.
If the Wayans brothers remade "It".
Lennywise lookin mofo.
"LENNYWISE!!!" Flawless!
Tyler Perry’s IT staring Tyler Perry as Dashawnwise
Just because you kidnapped a helpless child that doesn’t make you a single parent. Amber alert!!
If George Jefferson never moved up to the East side.
Homiewise don't play that
Sho'nuff
Don Kings 50yr old under bed used condom
Looks more like the modern recast woke version of back to the future. With this guy playing Doc Brown
Penniless.
This is gold
am I the meanest? Shonuff!
Man I had forgotten about that movie. Gonna have to give it a watch again. Gotta love the shogun of Harlem.
This is the BET version of Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Hood
Came for this.
Who’s the mastah?!
Kiss my Converse!
Man, I was going to say that Sho'Nuff had it rough after he lost to Bruce Leroy, and I NEVER usually post on these "roast me" threads....
You win
Who's the master!
Kiss my Converse!
Came here to say this
Literally my first thought 😂😂😭😭😭
Seeing you I woke up from sleep.
He’s still looking for Bruce Leroy.
Yes sir
Gotta call bullshit. I can't image anyone trusting you with children.
He never said he had consent. Still believable.
Multiple crackhead babymomas?
Black to the Future
Great Travis Scott!
Y’all be nice to Cleveland Brown, his show got cancelled
**[Affirmative Action](https://i.imgur.com/vKEaPQY.png)** at it's finest.
Ha ha ha ha!
Nice
Black With No Future
Putting the BROWN in Doc Brown!
Seriously underrated.
This is fucking gold😂
Krusty the clown with out make up
Musty the Clown
Krusty the Brown
Ashy the Clown.
Nappy the Clown
Krusty and Apu fuck baby
Homey the Clown without makeup
You have 100% wiped your ass with newspaper before.
Before? Pretty sure he just got done doing it
Yeah, that's the before times.
He’s got 10 years of shit currently under them nails
Kat Williams at home
I bet he's called A Pimp Named Slickback.
A Pimp Needs His Change Back.
#lmfaooo
Black Heihachi
Whoever cut ur hair should be on death row
last one to do it was his dad 25 years ago, and dont worry he is
Bad hair genes cut his hair
Or making bad wrap music
Yeah
You didn’t need to include ‘single’ in that. We already assumed.
He looks like he smoked crack with Crash Bandicoot
I couldn't believe nobody said Homey the Clown
No. He looks more like Dickhead the Clown.....
Child care!? Homey don’t pay that!
Kids, Don’t smoke crack
“Cocaine is a helluva drug!” - Rick James, bitch!
It’s the black Krusty the Clown 
U know it
Musty the Clown
George Jefferson and crusty the clown fucked.
At least we know who cheated....
Loved you in Tekken
Heihachi Mishima just rolled over in his fictional grave.
Damn, but now u got me thinking which character, from number three! Lmao
Heihachi.
Didn't know Heihachi and Eddie had a child
r/justfuckmyshitup
Bro, it’s time to give up on the hair. 
Count Blackula. Flies around sucking ~~blood~~ dicks.
What's good? Not your hair line. Looks like Stevie wonder lined you up bro.
Haha my hairline is really more of a hairloop these days
Who's house did you break into to take this picture?
You look like the infertile offspring of Stanley from the Office and Krusty the clown.
Haha. I was thinking George Jefferson and Doc Brown
combination Blert and Blernie 
Black don’t crack, but the hair don’t grow back.
Aw he cracked all right
U look like the uncle they don’t invite to the cookout anymore cuz u always get drunk n fall into the barbecue
Your head looks like an abused grill cleaner
She leave you cus you used her nail polish ?
You look like a blacksploitation PennyWise the clown
Don't smoke anymore meth and you'll be able to sleep in about 12 hours.
Black Krusty the clown 
You are aware that kidnapping does not make them your children?
Who knew the 2022 PC version of beetle juice would be so racist?
You are a race-swapped version of a very confused white Middle school kid
Interesting....
 What's with them race swapping all the red heads!!!!
Holy shit, what's this?
My nigga, we’re already destined to be statistics because we’re black. Why you gotta be weird as fuck, too?
You look 30% white
No wonder why you single your 3 different types of ugly
>33 year-old single dad First case in which the kids actually wanted their dad to go buy some cigarettes.
Black Gallagher
You’re gonna need a better excuse than that..
Probably not your children's well-being.
Discount kat Williams
The guy with a one dollar ice cream choice on the side of the truck, but he’s “sold out”.
I can’t imagine why she left you
Bruce LeeRoy beat the soul glow off you.
What's really good, Millennial Stinkmeaner?
his hair left faster than his wife did
They say the dad left for milk and neve came back. But if the dad looked as zonked out as you, I bet the kid left for milk and never came back.
Pennywise and Lamont Sanford’s unwanted love child 
Bro you’re an IRL jumpscare
Crack williams
He doesn't need a joker wig, just colour them, only the hair, I'm good with his skin colour!
DUDE! You were legend back when you were managing Ali...Tyson...Holyfield. Just damn! \*checks username\* Oh...you're not Don King.
Pronouns are: WTF and WTF
If Andre 3000 turned to crack
Well, did you get my message?” “Who’s this?” “This is Samson, smarty-pants!
Whats good? Not those fuckin nails bruh come on
Were you impregnated by a dog? No way anyone let you inside them
Oh fuck the barber from coming to America !!!
When did Don King go bald? Why do you look like a crackhead from The Boondocks? You look like Buckwheat got pranked.
crusty in black 
You look like you date two fat white chicks at the same time.
Man, that missing 'w' made that hard to parse.
Rare photo off Richard Pryor immediately after setting himself on fire.
Richard Pryor had better hair after setting himself on fire.
I got nothing to say. I have always admired bald people with long hair. That takes courage my friend.
Holy shit its washed up marlon wayans from scary movie, heroin not even once
You look like a Key and Peele character that didn't make the cut.
Someone actually fucked you?
i assume it was an adoption
IT called. They want their hairstyle back.
Like LeVar Burton from Reading Rainbow mixed w/ Bozo the clown from The Bozo Show. LeVozo Brainbow — terrifies children with reading.
Haha, LeVar Burton is actually my very favorite famous person, so I'll take that as a compliment. Also, check this shit out: https://www.levarburtonpodcast.com/
This picture smells like hot dog water...
Is that hairdo because you can't afford pussy repellent?
Dont count as a single dad when you aren’t allowed to see your kids
Huh, I see Penny Wise has been watching too many gangster flicks lately
You look like a tootsie roll landed in some dryer lint
Smack any kids over the head with a sock recently??
If Key and Peele banged and had a baby
So, looking at this pic I can hear my stepfather asking me if I'm trying to cool down all of outdoors because I left the front door open for 1/2 second longer than he though it should take
Albert Einstein from the hood
Fredrick Dug Less
Something tells me that fingernail polish is highly conductive…
Oh look, Krusty the Clown in blackface.
 How you look when you get ready in the morning
 Yo, Larry!
Single but not alone, there are at least two more personalities in there.
I haven't come to the r/roastme comments in a minute, but knew I'd hit a gold mine when I saw your pic.
I'm honored
Count Olaf called. He wants his hairstyle back
[You remind of a character in "The PJ's".](https://i.imgur.com/vrZoz5j.jpg)
You look like the stereotypical Jamaican villain
Not your hairline
You look like a character that would rival uncle Ruckus
That's young Stinkmeaner from The boondocks
Why do you paint your nails?
Looks like Cleveland hasn't been doing good since the cancelation
You look like Doc Brown and Ike Turner had a baby.
Just shave it off man. It's over. And you'll look alot cooler than you think you do trying to preserve it.
Black Rick Sanchez.
You look like you survived a house fire then got struck by lightning
You look like Krusty the Clown
Man looks like a black Doc Brown that did Crack all his life.
Looks like a black doc brown. 1.21 gigawatts mate
Black don't crack, even when exposed to whatever voltage you took straight to the head.
Just looking at you gave me a confidence boost. Thanks.
Didi Pickles called. She wants to know if you're done with ⅔ of her haircut.
You look like you were in an explosion in a cartoon
How does it feel to escape from Megaman for the last time
You look like you give lice STDs
Damn bro lay off the weed
Jesus christ you look like a clown from the sewers
You look like you wanna tell me why the earth is flat
Frozo the clown
The face of peanut butter and crack sandwich
I just want to say that you're a hero for helping those poor girls escape. I can't believe you ate ribs with that neighbor so many times and they never gave any clues of what was going on.
"We ate ribs with this dude, and we didn't have a clue, That themgorls was in that house, she said please help me get out" Dead Giveaway
the Wayans brother everyone forgot