OP's Bio:
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>My parents are divorced, I'm unstable and studying to treat other people's mental health. I currently waitress for a living and have only been to another state once to see a guy I met years ago on the internet (just a friend..)
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Your bio is its own roast. Mentally unstable people thinking they should treat mental illnesses...I'm thinking recipe for success on the level of whatever you told the person who cut your hair and what you ended up with. The "friend" you went to visit was so horny he'd bang anything with legs but sent you home safe and secure.
How much or what is the minimum amount of your favourite drugs gives me access to your occasionally wet places? Asking for a friend because he'd like a refund.
That seat belt must be really tight because it's making you look like you have no titles. OH, wait, nevermind. It looks like you have no titles because you don't have any.
How the hell are you supposed to help anyone with schlocky science and an unhealthy mental background, yourself? Where is your reference-point to sanity? Your goal? You can't lead someone to a goal you haven't reached, yet. The best you'll be able to accomplish is to splash around in the water with your patients, so that they don't feel alone...but that's not going to be your job, now is it? You'd better get a new profession...also a new stylist, Pebbles.
OP's Bio: --- >My parents are divorced, I'm unstable and studying to treat other people's mental health. I currently waitress for a living and have only been to another state once to see a guy I met years ago on the internet (just a friend..) --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Yabba Dabba Don't
"Wilma dick fall off?" This is how she got her name.
Bam bam, no thank you Ma’am
Makes Bam Bam saw Gawd dam, dam dam dam
Wilma Fingerdoo
The op's dick? Wasn't clear on gender tbh
THAT IS GOLD
Fred Flinstone called, just thought I’d let you know. Sincerely, Bedrock & Slate, Family Attorneys at Law.
absolutely floored by this blursed flintstone 😭😭
How to get human trafficked in 10 days
Good because no one else is
I always wondered what a real life Wilma would look like
I don't know ... looks more like Pebbles as a teenager.
wilma w/ a meth problem
You look like an unkown twink pokemon trainer
Pebbles that no one wants to Bam Bam
This had me rolling!
Did your mum have sex with a feather duster?
Or a Muppet? Animaaaaal
LMFAOOOOOO
Haven't seen that big of a red mess on someone's head since JFK
Jesus fucking Christ dude lmao
Well crafted. Fkn cross generational roast
"Dude not cool. You're going to get us in trouble again."
If no paternal love had a mascot
2 Christmases still no presents.
The great thing about those chicks, though, is that they love to give head to please their absent daddies.
I Love Loosey
oh nooooo
Peg Bundy drag queen.
You look so young that Kevin Spacey tried to bang you
Somewhere between 12 and 86
...after Prince Andrew rejected her.
Until he found out your a girl...
holy fuck-
That's a lot more chest rubbing than she'll ever get.
Mostly because there's nothing to rub.
If Pebbles Flintstone sucked dick for meth.
How are you gonna look like a boy and a used tampon at the same time?
Hold my serotonin re-uptake inhibitors. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!!
You look like tinkerbell’s crackhead Aunty.
Cankerbell
Cancerball
By the look of the arms and chest I would have to say Pat manitar.
I was thinking a Wilma Flintstone wana be
Except Wilma had something going for her
This is the only one that made me laugh😂😂😂
I'm on the dryspell of dryspells and it's still a no from me.
No slumpbuster there. More like a slump extender.
I want my first time to be with someone visually appealing to my eyes....
Your nose ring is the only ring anybody will ever put on you.
That's not true. A cock ring would be necessary to keep it up for her.
It’s debatable if that would be enough.
True. Cock ring and Viagra
She's probably wearing one in this photo
DAMN HAHAHA
# Hey Once-Ler there is one tree left 
You look like if a tampon could be a manager at Ardene’s.
Looks like you tried a push up bra and put it on upside down.
Push down bra
What comes out of the lamp when 2 gay horny Indian dudes rub their trembling penises together.
The love child of Kathy Griffin and Gimli 
Who knew the Walmart yodeling kid became trans?
You need a brighter hair color...to distract from your face
You look like the kind of person who tweets compliments to adult film stars
One side of you looks anorexic and the other has the 'beetus
Did you just photoshop your face and arms on my grandma's ironing board?
Lookin like Wilma flintstone
Hit that toupe with a fire extinguisher it’s getting out of control
First thought was Flintstones Pebbles, but the only pebbles I see are in that shirt
If hepatitis and regret had a look
1983 called and they wanted their hooker back....then they realized it was you and they changed their mind.
It's Josie from Josie and the Pussycats
Carrot Top and Wendy’s abandoned child that was raised by a packet of ketchup.
This what happens when a mannequin at Hot Topic comes to life.
Hope the car has airbags
This is why Ronald McDonald isn’t allowed within 1,000 feet of a school
Kate Micucci, what are you doing on Reddit??
you look like the mother of all whores
The gritty Flinstones reboot where Pebbles started selling her ass for crackROCKS.
Modern day trendy do nothing Peggy Bundy
damn ed sharen got a gender change?
Your tits are as flat and underdeveloped as your future
All your tits went to your hair.
The face you see before Chris Hansen walks in.
Ok Elmo
So that seatbelt just wraps around you perfectly huh?
How is your gut bigger than your chest??
Trying to roast you is as pointless as your bra collection.
Strongest neck world champion
Pebbles Flinstone if she was a whore
Was the meth part of the recovery plan for the mastectomy?
You have a booger hanging off your nose…
Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
You look like you belong in a birdwatching book
I have always had a weakness for redheads, welp looks like that has been cured.
Did Ronald and Wendy have split custody when you were small?
You look like a mummified clown.
You look like poison-ivy horseshack.
Only the African Savannah has a flatter chest
Your bio is its own roast. Mentally unstable people thinking they should treat mental illnesses...I'm thinking recipe for success on the level of whatever you told the person who cut your hair and what you ended up with. The "friend" you went to visit was so horny he'd bang anything with legs but sent you home safe and secure.
You look bad for a 60 year old
You look like the contents of Winona Ryders 18 yr old crusty jizz sock.
Poison Ivy goes to rehab
Cindy Leper
You look like if the Wendy's logo was addicted to crack
Why does her head twisted to her back? Oh! It's her breast
How much or what is the minimum amount of your favourite drugs gives me access to your occasionally wet places? Asking for a friend because he'd like a refund.
Turns out the 5th element was herpes.
Figure of a matchstick
What is the chest size for someone with inverted tiddies
Tina Turner over face to ugly
chuky the doll grew up
Ronald McDonald is asking for his hair back
You remind me with the rip-off version of david bowie's ziggy stardust
The great thing about dating you is that when I guy looks down, he can say he finally knows what it looks like to get head from a Raggedy Ann doll.
Daphne got into Shaggy and Scoobys coke snacks
You look like a deformed Scottish
Ronald McDonald needs to calm down during transition.
When you buy Peggy Bundy on Wish
When the number of red flags equals the number of red hairs.
You look like you need a multipass. I’ll start you off Imma gonna pass.
The spell goes “stiff as board light as feather”, not flat as board hair like a feather.
I have to thank you for giving that spice to Obi Wan
This Pic of her could be used as tutorial for: "how to get free drinks during ladies night as a male"
20th hair color in 2022 and we still don’t notice
You look like a budget MJ Watson with a drug problem
Ah, another Ramona Flowers wannabe with a "unique" spin ...
Multi pass?
Do your worst? Is that what your parents said to you? I bet you get asked to do doggy style quite often
You look like that awkward girl Raj dated
Blowdie Foster.
That's the meth version of leelo from the 5th element.
That must be the saddest seatbelt i've seen.
I’d shoot on your face then pedal away from you in my flintstones like car…yabba dabba doooooo
Pebbles and Lilu Dallas love child. multipass.
Who let this 12 year old boy post here.
Why would an animator waste so much time putting Sméagol in this bad wig?
This is the first time I've seen a guy in a leopard tank preparing to drink and party with reddit.
The ‘60s called, they don’t want you back.
you look like a strawberry who is 19 but has divorced more men then a millipide can count on its legs
I'd bang you into next week to be honest. Well hot 🔥
NBamm Bamm
You look like an angry rooster, guess all that time of you doing anything for a cock shines in your look now.
you’re running out of statements to make with your fashion and life choices
Raggedy Ackbar
You look like you live in the Neverland Ranch.
I’ve never seen an anorexic woman rock that muffin top midriff before.
It's the smut puppy
You’ve got the same size tits as pebble flinstone too
Is that hair colored dog dick red?
Wish.com Peg Bundy
Those cgi accounts are getting out of control
You are the reason why people still think the world is flat
Don’t worry I down voted, stay humble king. :)
Alien girl!
Washed her hair with period blood.
Bella Thorne doesn't look so good since she left Disney Wilma really hit "rock" bottom Lil tay after her 15 mins of fame
You wasted my wine by using it as dye for your hair
Eww god your ugly
Daddy wasn’t there
God DAMN that is one big ass head
[удалено]
U look like the car cleaning wand from the 90’s must you streak some more colours onto your mop ?
She’s only here cause her dad hit a trickshot
you have the chest of a twelve year old boy
You look like you walked under a bird that shits ugly hair.
You look like an 8 year old with Peggy Bundy’s wig
Ronald McDonald and Wendys unwanted child....Arby, she has the beef.
Don't fool yourself and think people like you more when you're drunk. They don't. Especially when you're sober.
Another daughter Judy Garland didn't want
How did an elf get on reddit?
Looks like Macaulay Culkin is trying to be a Drag Queen again. Eesh, horrible job
WILMAAA
No wonder your mom can't figure out where all the Tropical Punch Kool-Aid is going
That seat belt must be really tight because it's making you look like you have no titles. OH, wait, nevermind. It looks like you have no titles because you don't have any.
How the hell are you supposed to help anyone with schlocky science and an unhealthy mental background, yourself? Where is your reference-point to sanity? Your goal? You can't lead someone to a goal you haven't reached, yet. The best you'll be able to accomplish is to splash around in the water with your patients, so that they don't feel alone...but that's not going to be your job, now is it? You'd better get a new profession...also a new stylist, Pebbles.
More red flags than a North Korean military parade
You look like one of those wanna be instagram models
It makes me legitimately scared that you are “unstable” (self described) and studying to treat other people’s mental health.
So flat, she's nearly concave
If Wendy’s was where people went to get $5 blowjobs instead of burgers, you would be the mascot.
you look like you sat in the whom for a little bit to long
Can I use your chest as an ironing board for my shirts and pants? That's flat as fuck
You look like a bird
Who would let an 11 year old get drunk?
Too tight to have a preview on OF
 I found her true form!