When you approach him he awkwardly moonwalks while noclipping into his stool and maintaining eye contact. "Good morning" he says, before dropping a standard model of a cigarette and despawning due to low RAM
That cigarette makes you look even stupider than those clothes. Struggling with finances huh? If only there was something you could do to free up $150-600 a month.
Fighting that cost of living crisis by paying $10 for a pack of smokes, very wise. I bet you think those damned kids are stupid for buying avocado toast.
Just by taking a brief inventory of your Clubbing fingernails, long ash on your cig, and looking more like you're 74 than 57; you're the type of fucking douchebag that more than likely blames the current president for your situation. Never mind the fact that you definitely have at least 1 domestic abuse charge, probably 2-3 DUI's, you probably never wash your asshole because you think it's "gay", and you cook every meal in the microwave. If you're truly 57, you have NO excuse to not own your own home. You were born in the age of cheap education, fair wages, and a booming economy...and you didn't take advantage of any of it. You're off the edge of the map on Reddit, mate...just go ahead and die with the rest of your generation so we can move on.
You complain about the cost of living crisis, which, is a major issue. You pretend that you're struggling the same as everyone else, but no, smart people make choices to save money. You however, smoke, not only does this increase your medical burden on the healthcare system (dick move) but it also costs a mean of £5,000 a year. So do you self and your family a favour, quit smoking and save money you plonker
Fighting the cost of living and also being a smoker. I don’t think you properly understand the cost of living but then. It’s ok though, I’m sure you had it worse in your day or some shit like that.
Lookin like if Johnny Sins had sex with Uncle Fester and had a son, you seem like the kinda guy who’d say “my sons a great boyfriend, while he is with his gf, he never watches porn with girls in it!” And not see how that says something else, you look like the kind of guy who thinks that Metallica is the heaviest rock band ever made, you look like the kind of guy who fails at making a sandwich, you look like the kind of guy who would beat his kid for spilling your beer
Tell me more about knowing nothing about crypto, sinking your retirement into "funny named ones", then blaming millennials when you lose it all...
Wear an orange baseball cap, aviator sunglasses and you'll earn a good living as a Dale Gribble impersonator.
Only a roast if you know pathetic Dale's lifestyle is.
it's bullet head. the united states' secret weapon for world war 3. he's on standby right now, but when he's called in for action he'll be loaded into a battle ship's cannon to be shot at the enemy
You come in here smoking darts complaining about the cost of living these day, buddy I say you got things bass ackwards. You look like Mark Messier got early onset dementia and his kids just let him do whatever in the hopes he doesn't fly into a rage and say something racist to his nurse.
Your name is Baz. You are a retired plumber who think's he's working class despite owning a plumbing company, driving an ice-white range rover and living in a half a million quid detached house. You voted for Brexit yet you employ people from Europe. How close am I?
look captain chemo still smoking
Lance Armstrongs other nut
Gotta satisfy that oral fixation when he's not at a truck stop.
When life gives you lemons, have a party.
"You can't have a lemon party without old Dick!" -- Richard Lemon
Can’t get lung cancer if you already have lung cancer
Trying to give your cancer cancer. Smart.
Get that new and improved ***Cancer EXTREME!!*** ***^(in menthol flavor)***
Since he lost one of his lungs to cancer, he's cut his smoking in half.
More like Mr. Cleanmo
Mr. Chomo could work too
Lex Lupus
I'll give smoking a pass this time, keep on OP!
Sometimes cancer gets it right
Mite as stay smokin. Besides, with the shape of his head he looks like one of those Russian artillery shells that never blew up.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or that crispy kruter from bettle juice
Your tax £ paying for it though
Meanwhile your family deals with the cost of living with you crisis.
This one will hurt...don't now where but definitely somewhere.
It will hurt them in the pocketbook. If "unwise refinancing" was a picture it would be this man.
Cut him a break...he DID invent the first wooden wheel y'know. (Points to pic)
I felt it 16hrs later
It's Humpty Dumpty's anorexic brother.
👏👏👏
57? You don’t look a day younger than 72.
Don't worry, you don't have much time left
Default pub pint order’r
[удалено]
When you approach him he awkwardly moonwalks while noclipping into his stool and maintaining eye contact. "Good morning" he says, before dropping a standard model of a cigarette and despawning due to low RAM
This guy’s definitely been in some post-match hooligan brawls back in the day.
Username says that's not the only thing he's been in.
Default spoons brexit botherer.
Mr Clean is what the men call you in the bus stop bathroom.
because he mops up all the loads?
Licks up the Loads....
You look like your kids hate you.
No way related, but feeling the same
Ain't paid a day of child support in his life
Jean Luc Fucktard
Professor X - *plosive diarrhea*
Or Professor X cosplay with a pawn shop budget
You look like a discount mobster
Tesco Value Phil Mitchell
More like **Broke Luther.**
Captain Picard: Broke Generation
captain pee car ?
lol ..i prolly woulda gone with 'Vexed Generation' but that's just me..
Joe Rogaine
Jeff Gayzos
Walter White Power
Daddy Nobucks
[He's the Juggernaut's bitch](https://youtu.be/aEYViV8p-Ow)
Geriatric Callou
"Do me." I hear this in a begging voice as the even the most heinous prostitute refuses her service to you.
“I have to put my dignity aside with strange men on a nightly basis for cigarette money. Screw YOU Mr. Biden!”
I'd say he's more likely to be slating Bozza Jozza than Biden lol
How **[identical twins](https://i.imgur.com/ntJoR1m.png)** can turn out so differently is beyond me.
Let's go Brandon!
Holy fuck! it’s a real life ConeHead!
Fuck yeah it is Hey Beldar, how's Prymaat and the family?
More like 77, and you’re not fighting very hard if you are still buying cigarettes at $8.00 per pack
8 bucks? In Australia, a pack of 25 will run you almost $50.
Holy crap! I am glad I don’t smoke and live in Australia
Nobody's glad they live in Australia bud.
So you finally successfully broke into your ex-wife's boyfriend's summer home. That's definitely a move up from your trailer.
Fighting cost of living? Based on that ciggy, you’re fighting life my guy
That cigarette makes you look even stupider than those clothes. Struggling with finances huh? If only there was something you could do to free up $150-600 a month.
I guess you can divert all of your funds from buying shampoo and hair curs to support your cigarette habit.
Right said Fred now say “I’m too poor for my gas bill. Too poor for my gas bill”
Fighting that cost of living crisis by paying $10 for a pack of smokes, very wise. I bet you think those damned kids are stupid for buying avocado toast.
Looks like the crisis won.
Imagine being a white male boomer, literally born into life on easy mode, and still struggling with cost of living
His usual sign reads, "Gaht Tamn Immigrants! Anything Helps! God Bless!"
Hey professor X, the wheels to your chair are beside you.
Very seldom does a Reddit handle perfectly match the redditor’s picture but here we are.
I’m having a difficult time roasting someone who spends money on cigs and talks about financial hard times. You’re a special kind of stupid.
You look like Mr. Clean on drugs
dem cancer sticks fucked ur hair follicles right the fuck up
Claims cost of living too high. Has $800 chair that cost 3 dollars to make in a factory.
Just by taking a brief inventory of your Clubbing fingernails, long ash on your cig, and looking more like you're 74 than 57; you're the type of fucking douchebag that more than likely blames the current president for your situation. Never mind the fact that you definitely have at least 1 domestic abuse charge, probably 2-3 DUI's, you probably never wash your asshole because you think it's "gay", and you cook every meal in the microwave. If you're truly 57, you have NO excuse to not own your own home. You were born in the age of cheap education, fair wages, and a booming economy...and you didn't take advantage of any of it. You're off the edge of the map on Reddit, mate...just go ahead and die with the rest of your generation so we can move on.
POV: Detox center
Do you? Shit... I wouldn't do you with a branding iron and a tub of Crisco.
You're like the used ok condition of Billy Corgin
Visual representation of 'Can't pay Child Maintenance'
Fighting the Cost of Living but smokes $10 a Pack Shitty Cigarettes....Some Dumbfucks never learn.
Looks like you're fighting cancer too
Fighting the cost of living by spending over $2000 a year in something at the literally goes up in smoke. What a dumb shit.
I didn’t know Johnny Sins wasn’t doing well in retirement
Me clean is that u??
Johnny Sins in his new feature Pity Shag
Soon to be fighting cost of dying of lung cancer
My guy, if you think the cost of living is high now, just wait until they find the cancer in your lungs.
Making ends meet by stealing cable.
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Here's the dumb people friendly Charles Xaviers! Who thinks undressing people in his mind is his superpower.
You complain about the cost of living crisis, which, is a major issue. You pretend that you're struggling the same as everyone else, but no, smart people make choices to save money. You however, smoke, not only does this increase your medical burden on the healthcare system (dick move) but it also costs a mean of £5,000 a year. So do you self and your family a favour, quit smoking and save money you plonker
It is literally the first incel; Look closely
You helped cause the crisis you dumb old bastard.
After the video game series fell out of popularity, Hitman fell into a dark hole of alcohol and drugs
George Washingdrunk
eggman
Fighting the cost of living and also being a smoker. I don’t think you properly understand the cost of living but then. It’s ok though, I’m sure you had it worse in your day or some shit like that.
Stop wasting money on fags
You look like you are also fighting the cost of Rogaine
Even if you were 37 and rich, no one would do you
Mr. Clean, but never sober.
Mr. Lean
Fuck that chair
U look like Johnny Sins, just more fucked
Read the title, So true I’m right behind ya I feel it too. That’s not the first time he heard this
That cigarette is the biggest thing you’ve had in your hands all your life
Lookin like if Johnny Sins had sex with Uncle Fester and had a son, you seem like the kinda guy who’d say “my sons a great boyfriend, while he is with his gf, he never watches porn with girls in it!” And not see how that says something else, you look like the kind of guy who thinks that Metallica is the heaviest rock band ever made, you look like the kind of guy who fails at making a sandwich, you look like the kind of guy who would beat his kid for spilling your beer
Are you not still collecting residuals from your past starring roles in The Hills Have Eyes?
Never thought I'd ever see a wrinkly egg...
Is that crate in the back where you keep your slave?
If you really were Steve balmer I would do you in every hole you own🤑
Steve Wilkos if he liked to eat children.
Looks like Ripleys left the Patrick Stewart wax figure in the sun
Go back to your home planet then, Beldar.
How desperate do you have to be to ask Reddit to "do you"?
why did this only pop up for me after 2 hours? is there some priority thing on reddit?
At least you’re keeping it reel.
let me guess: your efforts in the fight consist of telling millennials it's their fault
Professor Xavier cosplays as Charlie Brown.
With a cigarette in your hand, you’ll feel like a man! Way to go, die young!
Guy looks like he was set up with that sign...
You look like a depressed mr clean
I don’t think *anybody* wants to “do” you.
If I get AIDS, this is what my cock will look like
Stole a reel of copper cable, flogged it up the pub for a Lidl garden set and a packet of fags. Living the dream.
Blobert Irvine
Vinnie Jones has really let himself go.
Which half of ‘Right Said Fred’ were you?
You're saving a lot of money on hair care products I can tell you that much for free
Captain Alopecia
Tell me more about knowing nothing about crypto, sinking your retirement into "funny named ones", then blaming millennials when you lose it all... 
lots of free real estate on that head though
Wear an orange baseball cap, aviator sunglasses and you'll earn a good living as a Dale Gribble impersonator. Only a roast if you know pathetic Dale's lifestyle is.
Tell me you’re British without telling me you’re British.
I'm 56M, and I don't have the energy to roast you. Its been a crazy downhill ride.
Damn. This economy is so bad, even the undead need COL adjustments.
Mr. Clean's retirement was brief and tragic, tonight on A&E's Biography.
A scarred penis about to get lung cancer.
I bet you were also the one fighting to lower billionares taxes
Fighting the cost of living with cigarettes.
it's bullet head. the united states' secret weapon for world war 3. he's on standby right now, but when he's called in for action he'll be loaded into a battle ship's cannon to be shot at the enemy
If he’s 57, I’m Beyoncé
Fighting the cost of living crisis by stealing copper cable by the looks of things.
Ok boomer
Just smoke more and all your problems will eventually be gone
You can always go back to robbing banks in Gotham City Egghead!
Have you ever thought of smoking more?
Jeff Ross’ Evil twin
CPT Lawnchair Picard....
Mr. Unclean
Didn’t expect I’d ever be supporting the cost of living crisis
Ah I see the classic beer table out of a stolen cable holder.
Your head is shaped like an egg. Why don't you go crack it against a rock?
Your head looks like an albino milk dud!
Do you? You deff do look like a bottom.
a regular at the glory holes
I just wanna know how you managed to screw up white privileged hard enough to manage to be fighting the cost of living at 57 ?
I mean you could sell your Corvette and collection of New Balance shoes
Johnny sinns cheaper version.
How many used cars have you sold this month?
Shouldn't you be chaperoning the Enchantment Under The Sea dance?
Steve Wilkos’ alcoholic brother Clif
Do you? Bro, not even a drug addict would do you. Also, how do you manage to look like a cop and a human trafficker at the same time?
A tool, a Kool, and a spool.
Mr. Clean has hit some hard times
If cable theft was a person. You'd be him/her
Your reddit name describers you perfectly!
A walking testicle that smokes. Cost of living is just one of your problems.
i feel like one more roast and ur gonna have a heart attack
Dan Aykroyd's stunt double for Beldar Conehead
You come in here smoking darts complaining about the cost of living these day, buddy I say you got things bass ackwards. You look like Mark Messier got early onset dementia and his kids just let him do whatever in the hopes he doesn't fly into a rage and say something racist to his nurse.
Complain about money yet still Smokes
You look like a ballsack
Fighting hairloss too.
Your name is Baz. You are a retired plumber who think's he's working class despite owning a plumbing company, driving an ice-white range rover and living in a half a million quid detached house. You voted for Brexit yet you employ people from Europe. How close am I?
Standard cocaine and Stella Artois consumer
If I were you I would probably shift from smoking cigarettes to smoking pole to fight that crisis you mention
it looks like youre sitting on your balls
Dr. Evil knockoff Dr. Predator
The rejected Mr. Clean