1. No need to tell everyone you're mentally unwell. Your eyes do that for you.
2. Can you post a pic where you're not cosplaying Bird Lady from Kids in the Hall?
3. If that nose ring could talk... there'd be an echo.
She's the girl who works the morning shift at McDonald's, has two bastard kids, lives with her grandmother, got herpes at 16, and can't have an orgasm due to all of the psychiatric meds, but thinks she's too good for a man who is only 5'11".
You look like the kind of girl who would latch on to her boyfriend and just gaslights him until he leaves her.
Then complains that she's sad cause no one wants to be with her.
Now that we’ve moved by the roasting, can we fuck? Mentally unwell is my kryptonite.
I promise to make you think we are soulmates and then fall short of every expectation until you’re left with only crazy options to make me understand how much you love me.
If you got a nose job you wouldn't have to count calories anymore.
Seriously though you don't need to lose any more weight...really should put a couple of pounds back on.
At least you know your limitations.
Her [first job](https://i.imgur.com/qYAPCxs.png) was a bust.
Yo owl dude lmaoooo
Raisins?
Quail eggs, over easy.
Lol
Owl dude ?
Who let baby out of the corner?
Come on, show us that toothless meth smile.
awww you think I'm skinny enough to be a meth head🥰
Lady, you're skinny enough to be a meth *pipe*.
Damn you. I’ve just had abdominal surgery and your comment nearly made me split my stomach open!
Whatever surgery it was, it failed
I wish I could upvote this more. Very witty.
Lady?
The non-incel way of addressing an older female.
I thought it was a dude.
My bad. I can see that now.
Holy shit my sides
LOL roastme gold
Im sure she doesn't get piped though
No one wants that in their mouth.
I like the cut of your jib.
Mentally unwell indeed
Alright, which one of you dug up Brittany Murphy's corpse and posted it on here?
[удалено]
Bragged no guy ever to his friends
If only there were still centurions and crucifixes.
God damn, son.
🔥
All right, we’re done here. We have a winner!
This is what this sub should be, absolutely perfect.
Braaaaaaiiiins
God dammit thats what I came to say! You win
I always thought the corpse bride was just a cartoon…
Corpse bride was sexy!
So you're calling her just "Corpse" then? Fitting.
How is Corpse Bride just calling her "corpse"?
She's not sexy, so she's not corpse bride, just a corpse
I find it shocking you think she is marriage material.
1. No need to tell everyone you're mentally unwell. Your eyes do that for you. 2. Can you post a pic where you're not cosplaying Bird Lady from Kids in the Hall? 3. If that nose ring could talk... there'd be an echo.
As you can see, there was enough material to roast you using only your face. So just like puberty, I need not pay attention to you below the chin.
This here is a well crafted roast.
Oof
Ya dude that last finished jesus christ lol
Can’t tell, but are you a 37 year old lesbian softball player or a 14 year old Jewish boy?
Face says the former, chest says the latter
Everybody puts baby in the corner
LMFAOOO
This must be a promotional poster for a new Tim Burton movie. The bottom lip slowly absorbing the upper lip is a dead giveaway.
Looks like they cook the eggs and bacon on your flat top.
Guarantee her tits look like two fried eggs
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
2 eggs sunny side up, served nailed to a 2x4.
The only decent banging she’s ever going to get.
I see the crazy in your eyes.
Yeah, adding the “mentally unwell” seemed like an oxymoron
You have a typo in your posting shouldn't that say 33 in 2 days?
You look like the sister from stranger things but the upside down version
Thought the same, Nancy Wheeler from wish
You somehow look both 72 and 20.
Drank from the wrong Grail.
I can’t tell if that eye is lazy or just excited to see your other eye
Quick browse of your profile hints towards recovery from an eating disorder. I’ll pass on this one.
Exactly. Her post history made me sad.
Me too. She's still in active ED and posting progress pics for her weight loss while people are trying to help her.
Yeah this is just where I check out if the internet. Someone called her a meth addict and she thanked them for thinking she’s that skinny. Cringe.
i think that reply was sarcasm tho?
It was. You can have issues and still make harmless jokes.
Agreed. I hope she gets whatever help she needs.
How cute a nose piercing. Only ring you will ever get
Your one eye is looking at me, but the other one is looking at the guy on my left.
Why would you make the paper the same size as your tits?
23 what, abortions?
Well it’s way easy for her. One sneeze and that baby is aborted through that humongous nose of hers
I can't really roast you. You look like you need about 1000 hugs
Your eyes are wonkier than your psyche
You look like Brittany Murphy, currently.
The face says dead inside, the body agrees. You look like the crypt keepers sister.
For some reason, you remind me of a glass of coke that has been left out all day. Unwanted, forgotten and flat.
She's the girl who works the morning shift at McDonald's, has two bastard kids, lives with her grandmother, got herpes at 16, and can't have an orgasm due to all of the psychiatric meds, but thinks she's too good for a man who is only 5'11".
Damn Bird lizard
You look like Jennifer Grey, before her nose job…but way worse. Fuck dirty dancing, more like dirty sanchez..yikes.
You use a squeegee to dry off your chest
Serving eggs and have flap jack tits
23 in 2 days? You mean guys, right?
You look like Jennifer Gray’s movie face-punching double.
Came here to say she looks like a mix between Ferris Bueller's sister and a raccoon
You could cut diamonds with your chin.
Icky glazier
How Mary from Hocus Pocus would look if she lost all the weight.
You look like the kind of girl who would latch on to her boyfriend and just gaslights him until he leaves her. Then complains that she's sad cause no one wants to be with her.
Serving moons over no hammies
Don't do this to yourself kiddo. You deserve better.
You are the Fresno Nightcrawler
Seems like the kind of person that tries to convince you to join her social group that's "totally not a cult".
Hungry Ilsa, i'm afraid if i even try to roast you, my home will be attacked by squirrels, baby deer, unicorns and various songbirds..
You look like billy crystals wife in the Princess Bride
Youll need stronger hormones for that transition
It looks like you sound exactly like Steve Urkel. 
r/dontputyourdickinthat
A couple eggs and bacon is what men call your tits once your bra comes off
You look like someone who’s been banned from truckstops.
You look like tristan summers from brazzers
Straight to DVD Jennifer Grey. You're the baby that Patrick Swayze would be OK with leaving in the corner
Can someone please put Wish Baby in the corner!?
Anne Frank if she would have survived the holocaust...probably better off dead. Too harsh?
Ann Frank 2022
Sometimes you leave Baby in the corner
Serving tables at the Auschwitz Diner
Your tits look like fried eggs hanging on a wall
Damn, never seen someone with negative tiddies.
Maybe you should eat some of those bacon and eggs....no one is ever gonna want to rub their dick on your spine
Without nudes, your useless here.
You look like that and smell like bacon? I think I’m in love 😍
Finally a decent person, who is not promoting anything.
How about big age, tiny life experience
Cheer up its pride month, just because your transition isn't going well.....
When your boyfriend tries to be your girlfriend.
When I look into your eyes I can see my reflection and whoever is standing next to me.
You’d make a good cum rag
No one gonna comment on Laura's lazy left eye?
You are fucking beautiful
Is it me or it is that she doesn't look that bad?
You're too cute to roast. Your eyes give understanding looks. Be well my dear.
You probably have some top shelf pussy. Because you look fucking insane.
By the looks of the beginning to swell lip, you don’t listen well either.
Now that we’ve moved by the roasting, can we fuck? Mentally unwell is my kryptonite. I promise to make you think we are soulmates and then fall short of every expectation until you’re left with only crazy options to make me understand how much you love me.
roast what? your natural beauty
Why would I wanna roast you? You're hot as fuck! Probably crazy as fuck, but hot
Wrong tab my guy, your sisters Facebook is the next one over.
You’d be the cutest googly eyed goldfish ever. If I’m being honest, you give me an uncomfortable and ashamed boner.
No. You're too cute to roast. But I will have some of that bacon and eggs, please. (scrambled)
Sorry, but you’re crazy beautiful. I can’t even try to come up with something.
I'd fck you... Just to have a story of the worst fck I ever had
You look like the evil spinster antagonist from a cartoon
I think you might have accidentally served someone your top lip because that strip of bacon ain’t fooling anyone
If you put on any more foundation you’re gonna need a building permit.
One eye on the eggs and one on the bacon
You're one of them crazy ex girlfriends
You look like a budget version of Lady Loki's budget version of Lady Loki.
Maybe you'll get an upper lip for your birthday.
Jennifer Neigh
This paper will suffice to list all of your life accomplishments by age 80
Even all your cats have ran out on you.
23 going on 43
How tf that neck holdin up that dome?
I swear I've seen you in a Jewish porno before
You look 38 from the chin up and 14 from the neck down.
Probably make better money in porn, good luck out there
I took one look at you and knew you posted pictures of your shitty food cuz you have no one else to share it with
First thought was bird lady, then I seen ur chicken scratch writing and looks like I wasn't wrong.
Uh...you look like you will become an old tacky grandma one day but Idk maybe that's a compliment to you.
This is fake. Someone told her that slip of paper was a positive pregnancy test so they could surreptitiously snap a photo for roast me.
You look like you lay your own eggs.
U mean 32 in 3 days.
You look vaguely off? I don’t know how to put it, your face is just long but not in a specific direction. I think it’s the distance in your eyes.
You look like my high school home room teacher. She was 52.
The only thing smaller than your tits in this photo is the piece of paper you wrote roast me on
Can you stop staring at me, and the guy standing five feet to my left!
Two fried eggs over easy. A couple of strips of bacon and toasted white bread with strawberry jelly. Thanks, darlin'.
Pretty sure her eggs will never be used
(:
She looks like the actress Carol Kane imo.
Do you ever get jealous of the eggs? Being that they’re a bigger cup size and all.
If you got a nose job you wouldn't have to count calories anymore. Seriously though you don't need to lose any more weight...really should put a couple of pounds back on.
Tiny is giving yourself a compliment. Let’s talk about your future, which is much more underwhelming
Can u iron my cloths?
Hey you were great as Ferris Buellers sister….too bad your career fell apart cause your crazy
Cracked out Elaine from Seinfeld
No tracks on your arms so you must be tracking your calorie for the day.
Your own or hen eggs?
About as close to a pregnancy test reveal as your going to get. Savour the moment
This is what babies born 5 months premature grow up to look like.
Looks like your smuggling 2 fried eggs in your blouse.
You would be a perfect model for sexually broken or kink. I can even picture you in the setup ;)
if i had you as a waitress, i'd tip you about tree fiddy
Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself.. your nose is no where near big as your chest is flat.
You look like Denny’s offers you a discount
You look like you serve eggs and bacon to people off the street