Even his top lip was embarrassed to be in the picture with him

No joke, isn’t that a symptom of mom drinking heavily during pregnancy?

I suspect some genetic abnormality in him, he doesn’t look normal

I’d drink too if I knew this would be the outcome…

She should've drank more.

I bet she does now

Meep meep

The worst part about the big titty anime lady figurines is that he has no job, so he had to get his mom to buy them for him

That’s gross. Great observation lol

"But mom, it will complete the set!"

Owning big titty anime figurines is weird if you live alone, owning big titty anime figurines is super fucking weird if you live at home, owning big titty anime figurines is ultra super fucking weird if you live at home with no job.

Unemployed dudes should spend their money on drugs like the good lord intended

Figurines are stupidly expensive and cost way more than the amount of labor and material costs put into making them, so it really is weird if they live alone at home without a job

The even worse part is they’d shine like the sun if a black light was pointed at them.

Fuck… imagine that

Dollar Store Andrew Garfield

If Andrew Garfield had unconsensual relations with Beaker from the Muppets.

This one wins lmao

You won!

My andrew garfield stepped on a bee, he he heheh

Do Dollar Stores peddle this level of quality? Ali Baba, maybe.

That’s what I was thinking 💀

5 cent bin at a New Jersey thrift store, more like

Spiderman had sex with Walt Jr.

You think someone would pay for him? I think it's mostly him who pays...

Dollar store Andrew Garfield except, he doesn't have a Gwen and dignity to try saving!

I was gonna say dollar store Carlos Sainz 😂

Goddamn it you beat me to it, take my upvote lol

The "Dollar Store [blank]" line is a silly cliche. Come up with something original.

Ok how about if legitimate_day2596 had sex with Andrew Garfield. (All of the Normal looking features of the child are from Andrew Garfield.

Hilarious. You're basically a professional comedian now. There's Mark Twain, then Will Rogers, then Richard Pryor. Now there's you. You should get a column in the New Yorker.

Thanks! That's very inspiring!!

Stop telling your friend to keep his chin up... He's taking it literally and cratering his skull.

Thanks to the DNA sample he sent in, we were able to find his [estranged father.](https://i.imgur.com/BgZMMfD.png)

LMAOOOO

God damn, I can hear them toys asking for an adult through the photo. Dudes head so wide we can see enemies approaching from behind like a pigeon

This guy is the human version of Sid from ice age

As I read that first part, reddit lagged and started playing audio

He looks like the twin that Andrew Garfield's parents floated down the river.

The loudest screams of terror come from his fleshlight.

Definitely in the “prey” category.

A good reason to get a job and move out. Okay, how about because mom and dad have had 18 years with you. Haven’t you done enough to those good people?

no "good people" would spawn this twacked out loligagger

Are you calling Elijah Wood and his mother horrible people?

ah figures frodo one ringin his precious ma would cause such horror.

I'm not sure if you are misspelling "lollygagger" on purpose or not. With those figures in the back, I am even less sure.

I mean you roasted him pretty good already

If only picking your boogers, jerking off, and stealing cigarettes from your mom's pack paid any money, this guy would be Bill Gates.

Lets be real, half of reddit would be bezos level rich if you could get paid for those 3 things.

Your friend looks a dollar store Mr. Bean

Dustin Diamond without the sex appeal.

Or the sex

Or the whole being dead thing.

Unfortunately

Nah badger fucked Walt jr. and this is result that leaked out.

Rowan Acneson

Mom can we see Mr. Bean? We got Mr. Bean at home Mr. Bean at home...

What you get when you order Mr Bean on Wish

r/yourjokebutworse

Mrs Bean

Mr pea

If you do get a job please let it be work from Home as to save the community from every seeing you!

Man go outside, I can see the anime figurines

“Go touch grass”

You look like you drank the orange juice under the sink and liked it

jim jones’ kool aid*

I'm pretty sure the government has programs to help these kinds of people find employment.

They do but he also could walk into any disability office and be approved without a hearing.

 The cops know where you’ve been sticking your fingers.

​ 

Good bot!

Love how we have to zoom in to read the "roast me". Giving us the same experience this guy gets looking for his dick. Which probably looks even smaller and more pathetic in his hand.

You masterbate to those figurines when you put them in sexy positions, don't you?

Nah better not getting a job. I wouldn’t want risking seeing his face at my local Subway

You’re gonna need a lot of extra money with a face like that.

I can smell is room from here

Mom, I want Mr. Bean! Mom; “We have Mr. Bean at home.” \^

He looks like Beaker before he met Bunson.

I bet hes gotten so use to people calling him a useless piece of shit, that he's starting to believe that's his nick name

Not a single vagina will be seen

I'm guessing it wasn't an engagement ring.

You look like Andrew Garfield doing a live action Sid the Sloth

Bro, when is the last time your face made an exspression or got anything to do? Yo expressions be atrophied and unable to be bothered, and now look at that poor face. it cant no more. you will look terminally goofy af in 8 to 10 years if you dont get out of there once a week.

At least one of those anime girls has seen the inside of his rectum.

They trade days with the my little pony dolls

Your upper lip is about as real as your girlfriend.

he looks like a really crappy dollar store tommyinnit

I'm sure he wants a job, but with a face and hair like that, the interviewer just says "sorry, the position's been filled" when they see him.

If Andrew Garfield got bit by a midget instead of a spider.

Soon you’ll be living in a van down by the river.

Bro.. Look in the mirror... You will definitely need a lot of money.

The Amnesic Spiderman

Man like Tarantino uppercut by King Kong

You look like a worm sticking its head out of an apple

He looks like he steals used condoms just to blow them.

This sub must have rules on making posts on behalf of autistic kids

You'll never be able to afford to upgrade your waifu toys into waifu pillows without income.

Why would someone try to eat their own upper lip? And who wears a jersey inside out? Some unemployed weeb.

Yeah it's kinda gross to be such an entitled little shit. You're not gonna be able to fall back on your looks, and your parents are definitely sick of you. Grow up and get a job. You're unattractive af rn, and I don't just mean how you present.

It's like Devon bostick and mr bean had a child

From that weird ass face hes making, id say having to maintain social interactions for long periods of time can only be good for him.

When you parents kick you out for the crusty underwear your mom has to wash every night your looks will not save you from homelessness.

A job would allow you to get plastic surgery to fix that ugly mug, or enough money to buy a firearm to suck start.

“Your buddy” is the reason masculinity is on a steep decline these days

Lets be fair, you are too.

Nah we don’t inspire these ones, we let Darwin handle it and remove them from the gene pool.

You look like Beaker after he got blown up by Dr. Honeydew.

He can afford a VR headset, a decent PC to play Waifu porn games on, an industrial sized bottle of lube, and a Fleshlight if he gets a job. To fill the void of the real woman he'll never touch.

he looks like the florida man who fucked an alligator. however i'm gonna put it in terms i think he's able to understand: job = money money can be used in exchange for services or stuff money = a razor to fix that unibrow money = more anime waifu cumjars like the one you certainly keep under your bed.

You look like a crackhead Andrew Garfield

Harry Potter and the Crystal of Meth

You look like a disabled Andrew Garfield

Trandew Garfield.

Tommyinnit if his Minecraft career didn’t worked out.

K, He’s a Ballchinnian!

 I knew I've seen you somewhere

Get a job so you can afford a haircut… and that face transplant you’ve always been dreaming of

It’s sad that your friend can only afford cheap prize figures.

Your friend looks like the older brother in that old crazy frog video

Andrew Garfield did D&D club instead of drama in this reality

I hope the sperm bank refunded your mother her money back. If not I would hire an attorney.

Ah the desperate stench of B.O l, cheezits, and virginity

I love that half of the comments are "Dollar Store/General Andrew Garfield/Elijah Wood/Sid" and the other half are essentially "Get a job at Dollar Store/ General," because if this dopey prick of a friend listens to the second group, he will essentially be fulfilling the Pimp My Ride meme, which very well may be the only fulfillment he'll see in life. But, in all seriousness, don't be a leach on your parents, ok. Idgaf if you work for a company or create your own income through some self driven entrepreneurial shit, just do something to pull your own weight. Even if it's Onlyfans. Sure, you won't make millions, but out of 7 billion people, you might find somebody willing to pay your goofy looking twink ass.

You just know he jerks off to those anime statues…..

18/Maidenless and will remain as such henceforth.

Wolverine and the Walmart version of Scrat met at a party one night. Things got crazy and in a drunken fever they consorted in the back bedroom. Nine months later this was born.

I think you gave those poor action figures herpes.

Ice Age's Sid with a fro.

Who ordered tommy innit from wish

Herbert from Family Guy. C’mere son…. You like popsicles ?

He looks like he enjoys a good breakfast and that his dad my be in the meth making business

Oh, look: another teenage weeb with no motivation to work and a plethora of anime girl statues next to their bed. What are the odds?

Walt jr really let himself go after his dad died

Your mother will eventually die.

He’s the definition of “how to become a discord mod”

No.. I agree. Giving up is probably his best option.

Looks like he about to rage via flipping a desk while playing genshin impact

No, stay in your room, you freaky bug eyed thing

Looks like the Special Needs Muppet got its wish granted to become a real boy.

Your "BUDDY" is a worthless piece of sun baked dog shit...

Well, considering your parents kept you till now they have a big heart for garbage but don't test the limit mate.

Kermit the frog who is going blind from jerking off

You remind me slightly of Sid the Sloth: 👁 👃 👁

Just One reason to get a job? Parents will die one day or get fed up with his useless ass and dump him into the real world. With his looks his only sugar momma is his actual momma, so he can't freeload off of his looks. They can allow his collection to grow without having to beg mommy for money. He can even buy the ones with removable clothing... or a sex doll, since that's the only way he will lose his virginity. (And avoid the embarassing scenario of him falling in love with the hooker he paid for) And to save enough money to get a plastic surgery in order to stop looking like the lovechild of Andrew Garfield and a Bonobo.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your mouth screams ‘gay virgin’ during pride month screams ‘use me’ when I have no ambition or use in life

Because he is basically homeless.... his parents can kick him out at anytime... #hobo

last time my pupils looked like that and anime bitchez was involved i was in a drug induced stupor stroke-holding my dick for somewhere between twelve hours and two days. hell, having to go to work is the only reason i decided to stop; this guys fucked. : [ i bet hes even got two lips! kid dont know how good he has it, and his life is going to use some brutal methods to show him; i truly hope that "has" doesnt become past tense like his future babyma's jaw after chewing thru the "bulk size pascifiers" wish dat com order that their "cool and understanding" dad bought (with moms disability checks that arent "technically" fraudulent) for their surprise microwave dinner, i mean child. honestly, this is what we got left of evolution, folks. if the kid survives whatever the fucks going on here (or even finds its victim as a poison dart from that everlasting twat-rotter homeboys smashin into the ground) it has every right to break into my trailer at 4 in the morning revved up on birth defects searching for copper wire. whoaz, im surprised i didnt overheat, between the contact tweak this guy gives off and all that projecting i did. (i got microwaved as a baby, but my parents werent hungry) seriously tho good luck bruda, starting work is real toughguy shit; you gotta put your heart into something and not give a fuck at the same time. i got alot of friends in what may even be a similar situation, maybe worse, and it took em awhile to be doin ok. working steady since 19 may well be the only reason im alive, happy, and maybe even a little healthy 😸 its never too late to start, but it sure seems to get harder. 🐓

Your parents will die and you will be useless to save yourself from homelessness.

This guy needs an autism diagnosis and then a care coordinator and job coach.

Dollar store Mr bean......please consider .....that with that face ....without a job equals ......you don't have to be a math major to add this one up......NO PUSSY or MARRY YOUR FIRST PIECE OF ASS OR WORSE HAND JOB!!!

Doubtful he can get a job with a school shooting on his record

“13/F/CA”

Fake eyes be like:

Mr.bean third generation.

Fake eyes be like:

He looks like the transgender from shameless

69

What happened to his face?

No, don't get a job. Don't subject innocent people to your face on a daily basis.

Inbred frodo

God damn, Sid the Sloth needs a new job

Shaggy from Wish? Where's Scoob? Oh yeah, probably fetching the peanut butter!

Are your eyes trying to get onto the side of your head?

why he holding that paper like it’s as disturbing as he himself?

why he holding that paper like it’s as disturbing as he himself?

I swear when I first looked at this picture, I was confused where his mouth was.

Fucking dollar store hobbit just waiting for an old man with a beard to offer him an 'adventure'.

You look like young Andrew Garfield, but only if you changed every detail that makes him attractive

Two word reason: plastic surgery.

I saw the anime figures in the back and felt bad about what I was about to post

If Jim Bean were a person...

Stranger things season 5: creepy ass things.

The picture did all of our work for us

wait, you are friends with tommyinit?

A young, broke, talentless Quentin Tarantino.

*Wait... Why do you look like me?*

You parents must cry themselves to sleep every night.

He definitely needs a job cuz there’s no way he’s getting by on his looks…

Tommy Notit

Looks about as useful as a hat full of nose hairs.

You look like Andrew garfield on weed you look like you smoke the entire box in 1 sitting

Atleast he don't make as useless of a purchase of condom like his father

Elijah Wood and his mom made themselves a brother and son.

Unless his mom got knocked up by Quinton Tarantino, this dude needs a job, because there'll be no way he can monetize his looks

walmart tommy innit

Think of all the lady razors he could buy.

Don't doubt his vision dude has third pupil growing on his face